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Matty Mo continues to be the Colrain of Turtleboy Live hosts as he once again passed during the middle of an episode. Lots on the agenda for this episode though, and Bret and Uncle Turtleboy held down the fort, including Poopgate, the gerber server gestapo, theybies, the Candy Dennis saga, the return of the Fall River dirty dick gladiator, and of course Henry Pills and TJ Facks, the wannabe East Boston gangstas. Both of them claimed they’d call in but ended up getting scared and hiding because they fear the turtle. Sad.

I can’t emphasize this enough guys  – Turtleboy is back. Almost 10,000 people are now following Clarence Woods Emerson for our live broadcasts. So far almost 7,000 people have listened to last night’s show, and we expect 10,000 by the end of the week. These are numbers we put up back in our hay day. You can’t stop us. We just come back stronger.


6 Comment(s)
  • Y
    July 30, 2018 at 6:04 am

    The wankster crew, Robert & Danny, are shook; none of their Muslim or American-African brothers would come to their aid, so they hid in their drug den restaurant drinking piña coladas and shooting dope.
    And, don’t forget, Danny the wannabe Dego is a confidential informant.

  • Real_Finn
    July 29, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I *knew* Henry Pill nor Danny “Dinky” Dion wouldn’t call in or pick up. What pussies. I hope TB gives them (or either) another shot of defending their racist rants and would love to hear it “live”.

    The same goes for Candy. I would love if it TB could get Candy Turtle Boy Live only because so damn stupid. If she speaks half as dumb as she writes, it will be well worth the listen.

    Yes, I am amused easily. Sue me. 🙂

    • Y
      July 29, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is TB?

      • Real_Finn
        July 29, 2018 at 9:24 pm

        who is Einhorn?

        • Y
          July 30, 2018 at 5:50 am

          Ace Ventura

          • Real_Finn
            July 30, 2018 at 9:55 am

            Ah. Got it. Well, I’m def not TB. 🙂

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