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Turtleboy Live was once again off the hook 100 emoji this week. The show was 90 minutes long because Bret Killoran and North Short Turtlebabe were on and we had a LOT to talk about. The fire emojis were coming out of the woodwork during the Uncle Turtleboy freestyle at the end too, so feel free to fast forward to that since thats what most of you are here for anyway. Here’s Facebook Live video and the SoundCloud podcast. It’s also available on iTunes so head on over there and give us a 5 star review if you think we’ve earned it. See ya next Saturday turtle riders!!
Seriously though, what kinda of closet pickle smoocher refers to his hand as a “battering ram”. Same guy that says his 4.5 inch needle dick is 9 but pisses in the stall out of fear he’ll be exposed by one of his other closeted gay friends when they try amd check him out at the urinal.
Yo you guys mind upping the production value to the live streams? I really hate watching your shaky cam pointed at your computa.
Ban north shore turtlegirl from future podcasts. Her screeching voice made me turn it off. Can’t be the only one.
Actually, I would rather listen to NSTG than Brett K. NSTG at least gives some original insight, some perosnal opinion. BK is a drone just over trying to sound like the Uncle. It faisl every time. Not sure what that Albrecht beef is and don’t care. This is a different thing. Unlce, why not invite Finn on, he seems like he might bring some insightful observations, while remaining loyal to the Turtle way of life. BK is just not cutting it. His retorts to KB warriors are lame, his podcast, lame. Question, what does NSTG like, the Pickle or the Clam on the whole shell, inquiring minds want to know?
Also, we need an update on that Pussy Poppin stripper from Revere!
hey lemme tell ya if that pussy BRET K was ever within arms reach of me I would put him in a chokehold and bash his face in with my battering ram hammer fist. You betta believe it u fuckwads….him and Uncle randy and all those worcester Launchpads do a fantastic job of representing the cesspool that is western mass. You fucking people all look greasy, and oiley, and just plain fucking disgusting.bretts too scared to fight like a man
I gave you my address, but you bitched up and stayed home like the full of shit cunt you are!
I see why your dad likes you,,,you’re all mouth…lol
Keep trying shitdick, but you’re to afraid to come to Wormtown because you’ll end up getting burried here boy.