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Hey fam, Turtleboy Live is back on tonight with Uncle Turtleboy, Bret Killoran, and Merrimack Valley Turtlbae. We’ll be going live at 9:30 on the Turtleboy Sports Forever Facebook page. It won’t show up in your news feed because all of our pages are shadow banned. But we’ll be there, and so will the ride or die turtle riders. If you can’t make it, we still love you, and we upload all shows to our Youtube, SoundCloud, and iTunes channels. Here’s what’s on tap for tonight:

Gonna be a good one. As usual all ratchets who have appeared in our blogs are hereby invited to add Uncle Turtleboy on Skype so they can call into the show to give us a piece of their minds and/or defend themselves/tell the “real” story/threaten deformation lawsuits. See ya then turtle nation.