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A New Bedford Mom leads a crusade to get her kid’s teachers fired for giving him a satirical end of the year award and cites autism as the reason why. A Beverly woman leads another crusade to get a crossing guard fired because she thought he had a MAGA hat on. A Chicopee woman is upset at a hospital for allegedly getting her baby killed, instead of the baby daddy who crashed his car while running from the cops on the highway with her sitting shotgun and pregnant. A Beverly restaurant profits off of an allegedly homophobic letter they got in the mail, but was it a fake hate crime? And finally, Uncle Turtleboy rants about Trump’s latest dumb idea to outlaw burning the American flag.