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Turtleboy Podcasts Are Now Available On iTunes, Thank You To All The Butthurts For Forcing Us To Improve And Expand Our Wildly Successful Business

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When life throws you a lemon you have to make lemonade. And when butthurts try to stop us from using Facebook we just find new and better ways to get hot takes to turtle riders. Since our issues with Facebook began we’ve been exploring new and creative way to expand our brand. We’ve already developed and created the Turtleboy App. We’re building good followings on Instagram and Twitter. More and more people are going directly to the site every day instead of relying on Facebook, and many of you have signed up to get a email notification every time we publish a new blog.

Well, add one more to our portfolio as Turtleboy podcasts are now available on iTunes by clicking here:

We can’t rely on Facebook moving forward because their business model has turned into a joke. We do enjoy using Facebook, particularly for the commentary and Facebook Live. And we will continue to do the Facebook Live shows. However, if a page gets pulled down those shows disappear.

Not any longer though. Now every episode is automatically saved to our iTunes account. The benefit of this is that you can download podcasts and listen to them on the commute to work without using your data or needing wifi. Additionally, if you’re watching Facebook Live on your phone then it’s the only thing that you can have up. You can’t reply to emails or browse Facebook or Twitter. But with a podcast you can have it on and still do pretty anything you want on your phone that doesn’t involve audio.

Or how bout when you’re at the gym? Let’s suppose you wanted to listen to Turtleboy Live while burning some calories. You’d have to keep hitting your screen so it doesn’t go to black, because then the audio would stop. With a podcast you can have your phone go to black to save battery and still hear hot takes.

We’re going to start using this feature a lot. Probably not every day, but maybe a 20 minute podcast everyday. We’ll see what happens. Either way we’re still gonna do an hour long Live show every Saturday night as a recap of the week.

So once again, thank you so much to Didi Delgado, Kevin Lynch, and this thing….

and to all the people who mass reported our page to the point where it was taken down. You were the kick in the rear that we needed to expand our business, create new mediums for people to consume Turtleboy, and kickstart what is clearly destined to be a Revolution in the news and entertainment industry. You tried hard to stop us because you thought we needed Facebook to survive, but once again you failed spectacularly. Congratulations on being lifelong losers. This podcast’s for you!!

10 Comment(s)
  • Ryan
    February 7, 2018 at 7:54 am

    How are those super bowl champion/turtle boy shirts coming?

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 6, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    I’d just like to say that… cowboy butts make me nuts. And jizz is more salty than creamy. I like Greek guys too. The hairier the better.

    I like to blow guys and then beat them up for being fags.

    Weymouth life yo.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 6, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Wait til the last remaining TB advertisers are clued in to how useless web adverts are, a colossal waste of $$$$. FB ads are where the real money is. And, oh yeah, DeDe squelched that for TB… Snicker. TB poked the BEAR (DeDe) and got run over.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 6, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    TB advertisers have left in droves once I learned them about the Ad Block software all modern browsers use; we never even see their crummy impressions!!! Snicker. DeDe taught me all about this when she deconstructed the TB FB biz plan. He is one step from folding up shop…

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 6, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    Anyway, I was thinking about changing my name to “Dick Jones” because I’m always jonesing for dick. Isn’t that precious?

    Smoochie boochies,

    The Arsetarget Formerly Known As Brian

    #letsgotoPtown
    #gaymouth4mandingo
    #spankmeintights

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 6, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    LOL yeah this will do well..

    • Bret
      February 6, 2018 at 1:59 pm

      Better than the attempt at a heterosexual life you tried huh shitdick?
      Say my name bitch.
      You’re my Bitch
      Say it

  • Hugh Jass
    February 6, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    My name is DiDi Delgado but I’m so clever I always refer to DeDe so everyone thinks I’m someone else. As if anyone else has turtle on the brain as much as me. 

    • Sharon Cox’s huge ass
      February 6, 2018 at 7:51 pm

      I’m pretty sure you’re Sharon Cox, and you’re still just butthurt about the Big E.

  • AngryTurtle
    February 6, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    And that’s how it’s done boys and girls! When one door closes, you don’t sit there and cry about it; you don’t look at the door and ask it why it closed … you pick yourself up, and you find other doors to walk through! Kudos TB!

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