Twitter Suspended Our Account, So Make Sure To Follow @FreeMuhTurtle, Use Copious Amounts Of 100 Emojis And #FreeTurtleboy frfr

Twitter Suspended Our Account, So Make Sure To Follow @FreeMuhTurtle, Use Copious Amounts Of 100 Emojis And #FreeTurtleboy frfr

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So this happened today:

Zero explanation why. We were favoriting a bunch of old and hilarious Dicky Rushton tweets like this one:

So Twitter’s robots might’ve picked us up as spam or something. We filled out the form to dispute it, but who knows if anyone out there actually reads it. In the meantime we’ve created another account that you can follow while this gets hashed out: @FreeMuhTurtle

In the meantime feel free to tweet @Jack with the hashtag #FreeTurtleboy and ask him to restore our account because obviously this is a mistake.  Make sure wen you include copious amounts of 100 emojis, followed by “frfr.” Studies have shown that these are very effective ways to receive justice. Yes, that’s right, Turtleboy is finally going to be the patron saint of “free muh boi.”

I’m not saying this is politically motivated because Turtleboy is not a political blog. But the fact of the matter is that we have a fairly decent size following on Twitter (almost 14,000) and many turtle riders don’t use Facebook, so they follow us from there. But for now you’re gonna have to follow @FreeMuhTurtle, because the revolution must never, ever stop.

10 Comment(s)
  • chrissy
    November 3, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    ps all you luddites did not help the cause >:(

  • chrissy
    November 3, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    permanently suspended.


    the only good thing to come of this finding out i have at least three abandonded virgin accounts there and prob more considering my level of ocd :p

  • chrissy
    November 1, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    still suspended


  • DickMastersSon
    November 1, 2017 at 8:08 am

    Jack is on a new banning spree, I think he has a bet with himself to see just low low he can drive twitters stock value. Looks like its time to join GAB.AI the ‘evil’ twitter that lets you say anything you want without threat of suspension.

    • chrissy
      November 1, 2017 at 11:40 am

      yeah he even banned rose McGowan at the height of her popularity
      he said it was over her posting a phone number of her enemy

    • chrissy
      November 1, 2017 at 11:47 am

      ugh it’s still suspended

      everyone should make a twitter account to write @jack

  • chrissy
    October 31, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    otw to it turtleboy, and please tell us this is a temp suspension!!!

  • This blog page suck html-wise
    October 31, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    How about doing something about the shit html that you’re pouring out on the web? My browser is jumping all over the place on your pages due to the shit html you’re spewing, which you call a blog! It makes your page unreadable!

    As I’m typing this, the page is “jumping” around and I have to keep finding this comment box because it goes scrolling off of the screen.

    Running current OS, with current browser. Are you going to fix it?

    • chrissy
      October 31, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      funny, none of that happens to me, ever, on both iPad and iPhone

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