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This story’s been all over the news today……
Loved ones mourning loss of 2 people hit, killed by Christmas-themed train in Wareham https://t.co/kmP3402ubl
— 7News Boston WHDH (@7News) November 19, 2018
How da fuq do you get hit by a train? I know, I know – they’re junkies who live in the woods and get banged up down by the railroad tracks. But did they not have the option to get high NEXT TO the train tracks, as opposed to directly on top of the train tracks? There’s a million and one places to shoot up and they choose to sit on the one places where a train is guaranteed to eventually pass. This is the definition of Darwinism.
The media is playing up the angle that they were “beautiful people”
That they were loving parents who will be missed by their kids.
— Boston.com (@BostonDotCom) November 19, 2018
Newsflash – just because you fired out three or four crotchfruits doesn’t make you a Mom or a Dad. It just makes you fertile. Of course they didn’t have custody of their kids because getting high and living in the woods was the lifestyle they CHOSE by putting needles filled with blue magic into their veins.
But wait, she posted about how she loved her kids on Facebook.
So she qualifies as a good mom now.
And although she abandoned the kids she showed the world how much she cares for them by getting their names tattooed on her and posting it on Facebook.
Alivia and Julyan. As in, my favorite months of the year are Julyan August. These poor kids had no shot from the beginning. Anyone who takes a perfectly normal name, and then adds random “y’s” and other intentional derivations, is the kind of person that puts more time into naming their kids than they do raising their kids.
She sure didn’t seem to miss her kids very much, but she did miss the guy who created them due to his affinity for raw dog when he went missing for a month or two last year.
I can already hear the feelz patrol getting ready to call us insensitive for writing these inconvenient truths on our website.
No one knows why they were there? Ummm….it wasn’t to return overdue library books or inquire about birth control, that’s for sure. And yes, thankfully the children were not there. Because they ditched their kids to play junkie jams in the woods.
Show some respect? Hard pass fam. I have zero respect for two parents who abandon their children so they can play junkie frogger on the railroad tracks.
Oh no!! What if their family sees people saying factual things on the Internet about the dangers of drug abuse? That might hurt their feelz, and we must protect everyone’s feelz. That’s how free speech works.
Of course Melissa Gaudette and her muff marauder Edwin have no shortage of Google trophies. He was picked up in June on over half a dozen warrants.
Last November he was also picked up on warrants.
And in September of last year he was arrested at Cumby’s for trying to use counterfeit money that he drew on a table cloth at McDonald’s while he filled up his water cop with Dr. Pepper and mixed it with Henny.
She seemed to mostly get arrested for being loud and ratchet, like that time last year she went into J&R Towing, caused a huge disturbance, and wouldn’t leave.
Oh, and a month ago today they were arrested because he hit a dude’s car while the dude was driving, and then she tried to bust him out of the squad car after he started shouting obscenities at the cops and was detained.
Looks like she was right:
In fairness, the guy whose car they hit deserved it. Moron gave them $20 because he felt bad. Newsflash – when you give junkies money you are contributing to their demise. You’re not a good person for doing that. You’re actually a terrible person. They’re not going to deposit that money into their kid’s college funds. They’re going to see Diego before getting high down at the railroad tracks. People who give money to junkies because they “feel bad” should forced to spend the night camping underneath Trigglypuff’s fupa folds.
Keep in mind, the train that hit them was a special Christmas train, with hundreds of kids on it. The real victim here is the engineer who will be scarred for life because of this, and the kids who probably had to wait on the train for hours while they cleaned up what was left of these two failed parents. I would say I feel bad for their kids, but they probably hardly knew their kids. Either way, their lives will be a lot more stable without these two eventually trying to get back into their lives by pretending to be clean, getting their kid’s hopes up that they’ll have real, loving parents, and then relapsing like they always do.