Uncle Turtleboy Breaks Down Just How Badly Mark Zuckerberg Made A Fool Of Himself On National TV

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Mark Zuckerberg came to Washington and 40 Senators had 5 minutes each to ask him whatever they wanted. Most wasted our time whining about Cambridge Analytica and data. But 3 Senators in particular – Ben Sasse, Lindsey Graham, and Ted Craz – collectively threw gasoline on Zuckerberg, lit him on fire, and then pissed on his ashes. And it was glorious.

5 Comment(s)
  • TJB
    April 11, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    He could always get a gig as a stand in for DATA on Star Trek.

  • An
    April 11, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    People care more about personal privacy and not constantly having shit sold to them then your lameass facebook pages you faggot.

    You sound like a teen girl every time you cry about your page being taken down.

  • "COmPeTitIoN"
    April 11, 2018 at 10:57 am

    Maybe Facebook shouldn’t require an email to create an account. How hypocritical lol

  • Turtleboy gone bitch
    April 11, 2018 at 9:53 am

    So, we’re supposed to care what uncle turtleboy says? He reminds me of a teenager who seems to think he matters. I guess that’s what happens when you’re a failure. Well, here’s hoping that Facebook fucks you in your ass without lube some more. You complain that people who bitch about you see whiners. Yet, everyday all you’ve done is bitch, about Facebook. Hmm, the smell of hypocrites. Smells like tears of snowflakes

  • Liberals Are People Too
    April 11, 2018 at 8:25 am

    Stock up $7.11 as he makes a jackass out of himself. Those Heebs know how to earn…

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