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This week on Turtleboy Live Uncle Turtleboy, Bret Killoran, and North Shore Turtlebabe ripped into Michael Dutrabag, and the many, many ratchets this week in Turtleboy, including Masshealth Martinez, the Lawrence Gluttonchunk, new fake coyote attacks, Fall River shoplifting mom, Lt. Lap Dance, and Bella Bond’s crackhead Mom living in Worcester. Subscribe to the podcast on SoundCloud and iTunes and make sure you’re following Turtleboy Sports Returns on Facebook so you never miss a show.