Uncle Turtleboy Interviewed Republican Attorney General Candidate Jay McMahon, He Was Awesome And He Promises To Sue Facebook On Our Behalf If Elected


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Jay McMahon is a Republican candidate for Attorney General, looking to take down the laughingstock known as Maura Healey. He’s a down to earth, common sense, hilarious, experienced attorney, and when you hear his voice you will realize that he is so Massachusetts it hurts. There was so much to talk about in regards to the upcoming elections – judges getting cops killed, gun rights, free speech rights, Turtleboy’s issues with Facebook, sanctuary cities, and the opiate epidemic which is especially personal for him. If Jay McMahon gets elected in November the Commonwealth will be a much, much, much better place. Plus, he said he’s going to use the AG’s office to sue Facebook on our behalf. Vote, vote, vote, for him in the September primary, and then again in November.

13 Comment(s)
  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    August 11, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    Pretty funny when he calls you by your real name and you screech “No, I’m uncle turtleboy”

  • Mike O
    August 8, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    Might be a stupid question, but how do I listen to the interview? Should I be able to do it directly from the page here or do I need to get a link to the podcast or something?

  • The Real Maura Healey
    August 8, 2018 at 11:29 am

    Hi deplorables, Maura here. Look, y’all know I’m going to get re-elected right? So like, why bother voting you stupid racist trumptards. My wife is a judge appointed by Deval Patrick and she has my back, know wah im sayin’?
    Oh sure, the FBI and the US attorney general had to do my job and arrest those naughty mass state troopers. And ok, the feds also did my job and arrested those 28 illegal alien Dominicans at the mass RMV. Those Dominicans just stole the social security numbers that US citizens were unwilling to steal, that’s all y’all.

    Well, I have to run, I’m very busy suing Exxon mobile, e-cigarette makers, Perdue pharmacy, Trump, ICE, and anything else my pink pussy hat friends tell me to do.

    #lesbians for liberals
    #global warming

    • Y
      August 8, 2018 at 11:35 am

      Brian, go back to bed.

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 8, 2018 at 8:31 am

    This guy has my vote…

  • WT Heck
    August 8, 2018 at 7:26 am

    “Promises To Sue Facebook On Our Behalf If Elected”

    Politicians….will lie about anything.

  • bigdaddy
    Maura Healey
    August 8, 2018 at 7:09 am

    I am not a laughingstock All of my frivolous lawsuits against the president have made me a heor in the SJW community

    • bigdaddy
      Diane W
      August 8, 2018 at 7:25 am

      I still love you We need to get together for some scissoring time

  • bigdaddy
    August 8, 2018 at 6:55 am

    I will vote for anybody running against the laughingstock known as Maura Healey.

  • YouSmokEmPeacePipe
    August 8, 2018 at 12:20 am

    A fake indian says the American criminal justice system is racist.
    She benefitted by taking a job away from a minority.
    I bet she carries hot sauce in her jock strap.

  • SaveMAssachusettsVoteForJay
    August 8, 2018 at 12:16 am

    Jay wont let illegal alien
    drug dealers out on low bail.
    Jay will prosecute them.
    How refreshing!!!
    Healey will cry racism and play the catch and release game and blame police.

  • Charlie Manson
    August 7, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    He has my vote.

    • DNC
      August 8, 2018 at 12:14 am

      Nope, you’re dead. That automatically makes you a Democrat voter.

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