Uncle Turtleboy Rants About Corrupt Suffolk County ADA With Gupta Patel And Fat Daddy, Celebrates Franklin And Jeremy In Jail


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This was one of the most eventful weeks in Turtleboy history. We sent two terrible people to jail after the mainstream media refused to look into either of them (Franklin and Juicin Jeremy), and I was threatened with criminal charges by a Suffolk County ADA after beating a harassment order from a lunatic BLT-123. As you can imagine I yelled a lot. Probably more than I ever have because this is an anti-American outrage that I will not stand for. This is the face of freedom. Unfortunately the fupa computer got AIDS while watching Bollywood rap, so we had to restart the show and on YouTube it’s now 2 videos. Enjoy.

11 Comment(s)
  • dball31211
    March 11, 2019 at 2:54 am

    Francis has to be Billy Shaner.
    he can’t help himself and has to read and write about turtleboy and UTB. I bet every time he a new article gets posted his pussy gets wet.

  • Jeff J
    Keep it Moving
    March 10, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Mr FSB,
    It definitely looks like you really do have nothing better to do than to monitor this site 24/7. For someone who supposedly doesn’t like the focus, content of and the way in which the blogs are written, you certainly do spend alot of time on here.
    My guess is you’re a divorced, out of shape, human contact deprived, middle aged loser who revels in the misfortune of others. You were the type of guy in high school who HAD(not wanted) to be different. And there’s nothing wrong with that…..until you’re an asshole about it. Attention at any cost!!

  • lob
    March 10, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    Are Jeremy and Franklin enjoying their Sunday night slop dinner… Maggots!!! Monday mornings schedule is rooting the doogie shute … good luck guys !

  • Sal O’Mal
    March 10, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Loved Gupta and Fat Daddy!

    March 10, 2019 at 2:45 pm


  • Shit for brains
    March 10, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    That’s definitely a dood. No XX chromosome doubt about it.

  • Francis it's your brain
    March 10, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    What were you thinking?

  • JusticeForAll
    March 10, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Start a campaign to fund a really good legal team to go after her.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 10, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Yes people this was and is a very eventful week for good ole uncle turtle turd, dog park diane has a civil case against turtle turd the assistant district attorney had turtle turd in her sights so turtle turd staff are on the run and good ole uncle turtle turd had to start his please fund me page, yes folks free speech has its limitations

    • Uncle turtle turd???
      March 10, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      You really couldn’t come up with a better insult than that? Maybe Bret can tutor you!

      • Bret
        March 10, 2019 at 2:47 pm

        Don’t send that trainwreck towards me foo…

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