Uncle Turtleboy Reached His Breaking Point With David Hogg After He Started Harassing Fox News Advertisers, Plus He’s Not Really A Victim

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Uncle Turtleboy reached his breaking point with David Hogg today after everyone’s favorite entitle pukestain teenager used his influence to lead a harassment campaign of Fox News advertisers because Laura Ingraham pointed out the FACT that he was whining about getting rejected by UCLA.

David Hogg is not a victim. He was not in the same building that the carnage took place in. He wasn’t shot. He didn’t witness anyone getting shot. Calling him a victim is like calling someone a victim who witnessed a fatal car crash. Except he’s even less of a victim since he didn’t witness anything either. Enough of the bullshit with this kid. It’s time people start telling the truth and calling him out on his bullshit, because he has become this way due to the fact that adults won’t stop applauding him for being a bully.

49 Comment(s)
  • Donald J Trummp
    April 3, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    Laura Ingraham is the second hottest woman in the world after Melania! Obama is a sad, sick man for starting this boycott and for killing Harambe!

  • Sonny's Mom
    March 31, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    How ’bout emailing those advertisers and sending a link to this podcast instead?

  • Richard Cranium
    March 31, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    Ya I got your dollar five right here Chief.

    Well I’m Irish so it’s more lie 58 cents, but come get paid.

  • Concerned Canadian
    March 31, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    Wow, usually the TBS crowd has got a pretty decent grip on reality…

    However, all these grown ass people whining and crying about a kid potentially hurting the profits of Fortune 500 companies (which will not even come close to happening) or their uneducated assumption of what the 2nd ammedment is or their threats of rape and malice towards said kid is pathetic.

    I can’t tell if these are turtle trolls on here or what. I’m pretty sure it must be. The posters on here can go from hating on ratchet people for saying and doing ratchet things to hard vitriol for a kid who believes he’s doing a good thing and the right thing by other inhabitants of this great country. That’s the internet. I should be used to it by now I suppose…

    Now I guess I’ll sit back and wait for the mean replies and hate…

    • CanadianFuckUp
      March 31, 2018 at 1:15 pm

      Socialist Canadian cocksucket. Worry about your country cum guzzler. His truth is not the real truth but his own personal fucked up version of the truth. Go suck a hogg.

      • Concerned Canadian
        March 31, 2018 at 6:16 pm

        It’s always so sexual with you feisty nationalist ones.

    • CanadiansShouldOnlyTalkAboutHockey
      March 31, 2018 at 2:06 pm

      A canadian talking about how we don’t understand what the second amendment is…… god, what an idiot. Check out the Bill of Rights and get back to us after you get off David’s Hogg…..

      • Concerned Canadian
        March 31, 2018 at 6:19 pm

        Yes. That’s correct, I believe the vast majority of Americans do not understand what the second amendment is. Even if they said the words of the amendment as written (which there are several versions) they still wouldn’t be able to explain to a foreigner what it meant and why.

        And…… go!

        • CanadianCocksucker
          April 1, 2018 at 8:32 pm

          A dumbass. Canadian queer believes so that makes it so.
          When you and hogg give each other blowjobs at the premier of love simon remember the wages of your sin will be an AIDS death.

        • MrSmiley
          April 3, 2018 at 9:57 pm

          Troll or not. The only canadians i trust are Jordan Peterson and Steven Crowder. You are neither, therefore your opinion is null and void. But please tell me how so many americans have the 2nd amendment wrong? Just for giggles.

  • Fritz Weatherbee
    March 31, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Maybe young Hogg should be educating us on the harmful effects of anorexia / bulimia. It would better suit the AIDS looking, skin and bones, pussy looking body of his. One too many hoggs up the old poop shoot David. Looks like the HIV’s caught up with ya…

  • Hogghater950
    March 31, 2018 at 8:41 am

    This punk ass bitch has got to have the most punch worthy face I’ve seen in a long time, I mean I just want to try to drive my fist through the back of his skull from the front. Whiney drama queen, not even in the building where the shootings took place. I heard gun shots during a couple shifts on the ambulance in Holyoke and in Worcester, I guess that makes me a suurvivor of those shootings – except I wasn’t the one being shot at. Neither was Hoggsucker, he just happened to be nearby. Douchebag. And that he/she/it with the Cuban flag, she can go eat a big bag of gummy dicks with Hoggyboy. Sick of them both…

  • Brian
    March 31, 2018 at 8:31 am

    Liberals Last week: David Hogg is a mature young man that knows what he is talking about and we should all listen to what he has to say when he insults adults

    Liberals this week: David Hogg is just an immature young feeble boy who should not be picked on by a meanie adult.

  • Justice For America
    March 31, 2018 at 1:56 am

    Once the limelight fades, this stickboi and his Cuban cueball cohort will probably get numerous tune ups.

  • Ray Goldman-Sachs
    March 30, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    I’ll take David Hogg into my basement and rape him like the faggot he has become.

  • Blue Crab
    March 30, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    I wanna know where that punk-puke eats (McDonald’s, BK, Arbys) — Let’s boycott them. I wanna know when he jerks his little prick off, into what brand paper-towel? What’s the name of the barbershop that cuts his hair ? What brand is that shirt Polo or YSL or What gas station is his mommy filling up the gas tank at and/or what brand car does she drive? BOYCOTT! There seems to be this “there are more of us than there are of you” mentality in America today, but truth is — there ARE more of US than there are of YOU (At least in the Electoral College here in America… where it counts) and you’re just going to have to learn to accept the fact that you sided with the losing team. Your team lost. You lost. Everything important to you lost. It’s the victors like us that won. You get to wander aimlessly.

  • #itsonbaby
    March 30, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    He’s bitch ass didn’t get into UCLA because they have his records that he graduated Redondo Union High back a few years and he’s actually 28, they don’t want his old ass in there molesting little boys under a false name and age, period. Funny how his daddy is retired FBI and he’s the first one that told everyone a drill was happening that day and mommy works for CNN, of and “Emma” Gonzales is actually Katherine, they are first cousins. You’re welcome, welcome to the rabbit hole. 

  • Left fascists
    March 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    Boycott the advertisers who cancelled the show.

  • RunYourMouthThenScreamChild
    March 30, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Aids infected cum guzzling sodomite plays the child card after running his oozing sores mouth. Shocking.
    I just cancelled my h
    HULU subscription and my Liberty Mtual car home and car indurance and I let them know that I cancelled because of this POS. Conservative boycott will hurt more than libturd boycott.

    • Concerned Canadian
      March 31, 2018 at 12:27 pm

      I bet you didn’t cancel shit in the name of David Hogg.

       I’d also bet you’re a closeted self loathing homosexual, not that there’s anything wrong with that of course.

      • CanadianIliterateCocksucker
        March 31, 2018 at 1:40 pm

        I bet your fishing for new cock and hoping i would take the bait you sick self loathing sodomite. You and hogg try to jam liberalism down peoples throat like you do with fellow aids infected smarmy cocksuckers.

        • Concerned Canadian
          March 31, 2018 at 6:26 pm

          Very sexual reply. Great imagery, really helps showcases your preferences for the kind of experiences you’d like with your own set of genitals.

          You’ve also assumed some things which are not factual. 

          Oh well, try harder next time…

          • CanadianCockSucjerPlaysVictim
            March 31, 2018 at 9:07 pm

            Transfer much. Keep betting with your foodstamps as you bet or assume right after you lick shit and cum out of hoggs ass.
            You should bet on dying from aids soon. Filthy Sodomite

  • Charlie Kelly
    March 30, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    It’s a close battle for who’s the bigger douchebag. Is it Hogg, or that whiney fake lesbo bitch who through the lense of the liberal driven media has become a Mother Teresa, of sorts. All the phoney pussy hatter’s are telling her how brave she is and this Sinead looking idiot is eating it all up. Also, love how brave she is to the left for wearing the Cuban flag so proudly onstage.. Why is it that every Cuban claims to love Cuba so much, but only after they flea on innertube rafts and make it to Miami do they pledge such allegiance…

  • Hugh Jass
    March 30, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    Now, it’s uncle turtleboy who the triggering little bitch. Lmfao, so it’s okay for people to insult and berate the children but unfair if they do it back. Man, uncle not only are you a bitch. But you’re. Snowflake too

    • Kevin Lynch
      March 30, 2018 at 1:28 pm

      want to come over my house and lick my asshole ?

  • JoeMomma
    March 30, 2018 at 10:35 am

    Guess I will stop at Arby’s before I go shopping for my Sleep Number bed….

  • Finn
    March 30, 2018 at 10:03 am

    He didn’t get into UCLA because he can’t put together a simple sentence structure.

    It’s not:
    “my friends and I”
    “my friends and me”
    It’s the little things David. They look at everything.

    Get over yourself.

  • March 30, 2018 at 9:55 am

    Hes a little fucktwit that needs a swift kick to his cunt! David I think you have had way to many estrogen pills. Please go shit down & shut the fuck up! someone is going to get fed up with his nonsense & probably end up hurting him. Cant wait! My generation has no fucking clue! I don’t get it, was I the only one raised normal out of my generation?

    • Bill Realist
      March 30, 2018 at 10:54 am

      No, He can’t get into UCLA because it is a legitimate university and he does not have the proper documentation proving he is who he says he is.

  • Tyrone
    March 30, 2018 at 9:40 am

    Disappear spoiled punk. Join the military & give back.

  • DavidLihesHisHoggsBIG
    March 30, 2018 at 9:24 am

    When Muslims kill and they do kill on a regular basis we are told shut up all muslims are peaceful and don,t judge all muslim by one muslim yet when a maniac kills with a gun the Mr love a big Hogg and all his buttfuck libturd friends say its time to disarm all law abiding citizens.

  • R
    March 30, 2018 at 8:18 am

    He’s a pussy bitch that probably figured with all of the exposure that colleges would be clamoring for him to enroll. His wittle fweelings are hurts!

    • Sonny's Mom
      March 31, 2018 at 2:54 pm

      I’m just surprised he didn’t apply to UC Berkeley, they would have taken him in a heartbeat.

  • vicxh
    March 30, 2018 at 8:11 am

    I would – all over his face

  • David camera Hogg
    March 30, 2018 at 8:08 am

    We should repeal the 2nd amendment but lets keep the one about abortion I am not sure which one it is Can some one help me out on that

  • MG
    March 30, 2018 at 7:55 am

    Amazing somebody that was nowhere near anything that went down in that school is the loudest mouth, getting the most attention. I take comfort that his whiney voice will dry up. It’s Despicable despicable that this flaming turd has done his gotten himself self appointed the voice for that shooting. Karma’s just around the corner.

    • z
      March 30, 2018 at 8:27 am

      “Alex, I’ll take ‘Someone who advanced by capitalizing on someone death for $500”.

      Alex, “This person used the death of MLK to ultimately run for President and extort Fortune 500 companies”.

      “Who is Jesse Jackson?”


      There was a video a few days ago on Youtube that was doctored to black and white with Hoggs voice dubbed over with Hitler at a rally. Arm raised, people in the crowd with their arms raised.
      Youtube had it up but blocked comments on it. The video looked like it didn’t need doctoring.

      • Wwy
        March 30, 2018 at 3:55 pm

        Hitler killed mostly Jews so he’s better than this Hogg kid I’m sure many kikes would like to diddle.

    • CreamFilledTwinkie
      March 30, 2018 at 9:30 am

      In the form of AIDS or azz cancer or any multiple of diseases that cause those who engage in a sodomy lifestyle choice to die relatively early.
      The actuary tables don’t lie and that is comforting in this sodomites case!
      In liberal bizarro world you can’t eat a cream filled Twinkee but you can be a CREAM filled twinkie!!!

  • pro trump
    March 30, 2018 at 7:34 am

    coward bitch slut ingram backed down though she should have said kid I wish you and every niggger in your school got shot instead she apologized like a faggot liberal.

    • DiDi Smellgado
      March 30, 2018 at 7:46 am

      Ayo, no talkin’ smack about nigggas, aight? Dey at lease 12 gooduns owt thurr, n I ain’t 1, but u no. Neway, phuk u honkey, gimme a baby fo tax credits or shut tha phuk up. I ain’t about to git me no job cuz I’m too fat 2 move around. Sheeit, I even hadda get spuzz from a homo volunteer cuz even a bruva wasn’t tryna get in my lady cave. Dat right, even a niggga won’t phuk me and dey phuk everything. Wha eva.

  • Tom Blackburn
    March 30, 2018 at 7:28 am

    I was pro school shootings before but this kid is making me even more pro school shootings.

  • Fred Knessl
    March 30, 2018 at 6:45 am

    Oh Shit!! I don’t know how to leave reviews with my iphone. Betcha David Hogg can show me!!!

  • AgingCynic
    March 30, 2018 at 6:23 am

    This looks to me like “tortious interference” by young Master Hogg. If the companies lose money and can prove it,  Daddy Hogg’s personal insurance will be no help. Even if the Hogg’s win, they will have to pay for lawyers to do so, as most Homeowners policies specifically exclude deliberate acts and/or business activities. Therefore the insurance carriers won’t provide defense lawyers. Little Piggie may have bitten off more than he can chew.

  • Triggered
    March 30, 2018 at 2:46 am

    This kid deserves shit like that caught by Brian Williams for his victim story when the other helicopter took ground fire.

  • Smoking Salmon
    March 30, 2018 at 2:17 am

    I’d love to hear the little lipless bastard explain to us why the second amendment was the second, as opposed to the 3rd, 4th, 5th ??? Right after he explains how hurting sales, hurting the economy and fucking with employees, shareholders and people with mutual funds in their retirement accounts somehow helps Make America Great Again ???

  • Reddog
    March 30, 2018 at 1:37 am

    How many working families could potentially lose money or jobs,if people do boycott these companies because he said so. Does he give a shit about the trickle down effect boycotts can have on employees,shareholders and such? No he doesn’t give a fuck. Screw that kid!!!

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    March 30, 2018 at 1:29 am

    I hate that cunty little bitch.

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