Uncle Turtleboy Was In A Really Cranky Mood For Turtleboy Live With Bret Killoran And Doctor Turtleboy 

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New rule – we’re not sucking your dick to come to our Facebook pages anymore. Either ride the turtle or don’t bitches. Tonight we broadcasted the live show with Bret Killoran and Doctor Turtleboy from the Turtleboy Sports and Forever page. If you have a Facebook page and you haven’t liked and followed that page then you’re dead to us.

Uncle Turtleboy was in a VERY angry mood for this show. Lot of terrible people out there that need to be discussed. Except for Rowdy Rutland Piper. He’s a lying piece of shit and all, but at least he’s amusing. Bret Killoran and Doctor Turtleboy joined the program. Watch/listen on Youtube, SoundCloud, and/or iTunes. Oh, and everyone should create a SoundCloud account. It’s like a social media for podcasts. You can share our shit and follow new accounts and whatnot. Good way to spread the Gospel of the Turtle.

5 Comment(s)
  • Peter Gravy
    April 30, 2018 at 3:12 am

    Oh great, Brett sounded like he was 3 bags into a brick of the Dragon. You was groggling and blubbering in your speech, it was pretty apparent you was on something. You go Brett, hopefully you are just hoovering that shyt and not spiking. God damn, you got so slobbering even the Uncle got impatient and could not reign you in, having to spank you for jibber jabbering. LMMFAO, you apologize to Uncle like he is going to take your cookies away, that’s a fucking riot. Hey, at least Dr. Turtle was lucid and all with it. Brett, may want to check into rehab, there’s a Wellspring in OOB, Berwick, Portland, and Newport. Hopefully you can get to one before you O’d. Get some help son, addiction is not a joke. We may be turtles, but we’re still human. Sharing weed w/ Uncle is not going to help.

    • SomeMAsshole
      April 30, 2018 at 8:33 am

      I love the content and listen everyday, just cant stand everyone talking over one another. It gets annoying and hard to listen to. 

    • GG
      April 30, 2018 at 10:59 am

      He did sound a little off tonight!  But I love the show they crack me up!   Unfortunately I rarely catch it live as I’m in bed well before 10 most nights!  The ass crack of dawn comes quick these days! But I listen on SoundCloud the next day!  My only real complaint is I want a show every day!!

    • Bret
      April 30, 2018 at 12:59 pm

      Thats what a gram of dabs and 2 bottles of cheep whisky does son, so shut your fuckin cockwasher kid.
      You only posted this for the attention, so here it is.
      How many shows have you been on? I can’t think of one…lol
      If you think the opinion of some shitdicked nobody is going to matter, you’re in for some disappointment.
      Only drugs I do are weed and weed based products kid, so feel free to go fuck yourself.
      Thanks for the click though bitch.
      And it’s one T…BreT ,not 2

      • April 30, 2018 at 3:39 pm

        Never change, Bret, never change!

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