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    Unlce Turtleboy Murdered Tony Deyoung In A Rap Battle On The Geico Turtleboy Live Show Last Night

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    If you missed Turtleboy Live last night you’re gonna wanna take some time to get the family together around the fireplace, drink warm apple cider, and listen to Uncle Turtleboy rip Tony Deyoung a new asshole with a freestyle roasting. We invited him on but he was too scared to rap battle so he hung out in the comments instead. Oh, and North Shore Turtlebabe was on and she was awesome as usual. Here’s the award winning show if you missed it (rapping starts around 1:05):

    The reviews speak for themselves:

    See ya next Saturday. Same time, same place, for the best show on the Internet – Turtleboy Live.

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    1. chrissy


      😮

      it’s..

      beautiful 😮

    2. Sloppy


      Haha, good stuff. You should have a contest for Turtle Riders to submit recordings like that ripping on the douchebags you write stories about who think they’re rappers. I bet you’d get some funny shit, better-sounding than anything the polesmokers from the mean streets of Uxbridge can come up with…

    3. RR


      I met a young man
      With a secret too dark to keep.
      So he wrote a song about his uncle that pushed up into him…

      Balls Deep.

      1. Rap Sucks


        lol

    4. Rap Sucks


      Uncle Turtleboy… hanky panky… spanky spanky.

      never mind, rap still sucks, the whiter the rapper the worse the rap, gingers are the worst

    5. Finn


      I just watched Dr. Phil. It was beautiful. Side note — what’s up with the nostrils?

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