Vagbooger Public Shaming Attempt Backfires After Being Kicked Out Of Hull Restaurant With Boy Toy For Looking At Dick Pics, Pretending To Be Cops, Picking Fight With Patrons And Wait Staff

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This is Michelle Morrison from Hull:

A bunch of people tagged us in a post she made tonight in the Today in Hull Facebook page about an incident at a restaurant in which they were allegedly the victims:

So let me get this straight. According to Michelle Morrison, “We are police,” – as in, her and her boyfriend. They were minding their own business when two women complained about them and called the Hull PD for absolutely no reason. This offends Michelle because the town of Hull had to waste police resources dealing with this (when they should be patrolling the mean streets of Hull and keeping an eye on all those Hull gangs), and the cops ended up escorting them out of the restaurant, even though they did nothing wrong. Naturally she’s blaming it on the restaurant and shaming them in a public forum.

Let’s check out the video:

Oh yea, that showed us a lot. Thanks for sharing that Michelle.

Turns out people who were there tell a completely different story….

So you’re saying the illiterate ratchet drunk posting on Facebook wasn’t telling the whole story? Color me shocked!!

Turns out she and her “cop” boyfriend were looking at dick pics on their phones, being loud drunkards, and the nice ladies next to them kindly asked them to stop being so abrasive. After all, this isn’t Hyannis.

Naturally her “cop” boyfriend started yelling at them, told them that they were cops, and were forced to leave once the real cops got there. And they were so terrible that the cops received a standing ovation as the drunkards were led out for a busy night of humiliating themselves on Facebook. And that’s exactly what Michelle began to do. First she claimed that the reason the women in the video called the cops was because her boyfriend was a cop:

Then she claimed that the other woman’s waitress “said something to us” which got her mad, so naturally she “said something back.”

Translation – “Me and my trashbag cervix scraper mistook this family restaurant for a Denny’s, we were talking loudly about the pounding he was gonna give me later that evening because that’s what we do when there’s no Keno to play, the waitress kindly asked me to tone it down, so I called her a cuntmuffin, because that’s exactly what she is.”

She’s totally confused about why this happened though:

Oh, and the reason all those people were clapping as they left was because they were clapping FOR HER because she confronted the evil women in that video who hadn’t said a word to her:

Some suggested that since she is clearly inebriated while posting it might be a good time to take down her post, lest she wake up and find out that she had become the town laughingstock. She was like……nah……

She’s totally NOT drunk though:

She dindu nuffin!!

There were no dick pics!!

Some people pointed out how it’s probably not good that she’s advertising that her and her boyfriend are cops, on a night when they were kicked out of a family restaurant for picking a fight with two older women over some dick pics. But of course Michelle was not worried about that:

Only those damn libtards would call the cops!!

People tried to warn her that this is the kind of story that ends up on Turtleboy, but Michelle wasn’t phased:

Yea, I’m pretty sure that Michelle and her boyfriend will not be getting in trouble at work. Ya know, because they’re not really cops. Those SSI checks will be there on the first of the month no matter how many restaurants they get tossed out of.

But then a couple minutes later she was worried that these lezzies were gonna ruin his career:

It’s not their fault they turn every evening out to get dinner into an episode of Jerry Springer though. After all, “He’s a Boston guy, and you bunch of tight as mother fuckers skewer us.”

It’s true. Everyone who ever lived in Boston whips out dick pics during dinner and picks fights with other patrons and the wait staff. And the patrons skewered them too. They literally literally put them on wooden sticks and cooked them over an open flame.

All good though, because her kid’s wicked smart:

So yea, I’m thinking that neither Michelle nor her boyfriend is actually a police officer. Nevertheless, they’re not afraid to become cops the second some little old lady in a restaurant kindly asks her to take it easy on the dick pics.