Vagbooger Public Shaming Attempt Backfires After Being Kicked Out Of Hull Restaurant With Boy Toy For Looking At Dick Pics, Pretending To Be Cops, Picking Fight With Patrons And Wait Staff

Vagbooger Public Shaming Attempt Backfires After Being Kicked Out Of Hull Restaurant With Boy Toy For Looking At Dick Pics, Pretending To Be Cops, Picking Fight With Patrons And Wait Staff

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This is Michelle Morrison from Hull:

A bunch of people tagged us in a post she made tonight in the Today in Hull Facebook page about an incident at a restaurant in which they were allegedly the victims:

So let me get this straight. According to Michelle Morrison, “We are police,” – as in, her and her boyfriend. They were minding their own business when two women complained about them and called the Hull PD for absolutely no reason. This offends Michelle because the town of Hull had to waste police resources dealing with this (when they should be patrolling the mean streets of Hull and keeping an eye on all those Hull gangs), and the cops ended up escorting them out of the restaurant, even though they did nothing wrong. Naturally she’s blaming it on the restaurant and shaming them in a public forum.

Let’s check out the video:

Oh yea, that showed us a lot. Thanks for sharing that Michelle.

Turns out people who were there tell a completely different story….

So you’re saying the illiterate ratchet drunk posting on Facebook wasn’t telling the whole story? Color me shocked!!

Turns out she and her “cop” boyfriend were looking at dick pics on their phones, being loud drunkards, and the nice ladies next to them kindly asked them to stop being so abrasive. After all, this isn’t Hyannis.

Naturally her “cop” boyfriend started yelling at them, told them that they were cops, and were forced to leave once the real cops got there. And they were so terrible that the cops received a standing ovation as the drunkards were led out for a busy night of humiliating themselves on Facebook. And that’s exactly what Michelle began to do. First she claimed that the reason the women in the video called the cops was because her boyfriend was a cop:

Then she claimed that the other woman’s waitress “said something to us” which got her mad, so naturally she “said something back.”

Translation – “Me and my trashbag cervix scraper mistook this family restaurant for a Denny’s, we were talking loudly about the pounding he was gonna give me later that evening because that’s what we do when there’s no Keno to play, the waitress kindly asked me to tone it down, so I called her a cuntmuffin, because that’s exactly what she is.”

She’s totally confused about why this happened though:

Oh, and the reason all those people were clapping as they left was because they were clapping FOR HER because she confronted the evil women in that video who hadn’t said a word to her:

Some suggested that since she is clearly inebriated while posting it might be a good time to take down her post, lest she wake up and find out that she had become the town laughingstock. She was like……nah……

She’s totally NOT drunk though:

She dindu nuffin!!

There were no dick pics!!

Some people pointed out how it’s probably not good that she’s advertising that her and her boyfriend are cops, on a night when they were kicked out of a family restaurant for picking a fight with two older women over some dick pics. But of course Michelle was not worried about that:

Only those damn libtards would call the cops!!

People tried to warn her that this is the kind of story that ends up on Turtleboy, but Michelle wasn’t phased:

Yea, I’m pretty sure that Michelle and her boyfriend will not be getting in trouble at work. Ya know, because they’re not really cops. Those SSI checks will be there on the first of the month no matter how many restaurants they get tossed out of.

But then a couple minutes later she was worried that these lezzies were gonna ruin his career:

It’s not their fault they turn every evening out to get dinner into an episode of Jerry Springer though. After all, “He’s a Boston guy, and you bunch of tight as mother fuckers skewer us.”

It’s true. Everyone who ever lived in Boston whips out dick pics during dinner and picks fights with other patrons and the wait staff. And the patrons skewered them too. They literally literally put them on wooden sticks and cooked them over an open flame.

All good though, because her kid’s wicked smart:

So yea, I’m thinking that neither Michelle nor her boyfriend is actually a police officer. Nevertheless, they’re not afraid to become cops the second some little old lady in a restaurant kindly asks her to take it easy on the dick pics.

64 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    January 11, 2018 at 12:36 am

    Hahaha, I was trying to remember which LE club started with an “E”.
    Enforcers, yeah…
    Had a couple of friends who used to belong but they rolled their shit up and walked away from them.
    These guys were solid so one might deduce that the club ain’t quite all that and a free coffee & donut.
    This is a stellar advertisement for them, lol.

    Ye Olde Rod O’ Justice is starting to twitch when I hear somebody faked being a cop.
    Might be high time to go spelunking in a certain fibber girl’s starfish sinkhole, in the pursuit of Justice, of course.

  • Hater
    January 7, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    I hope Chelsea PD does an investigation, what Police Captain acts like that ? If he had any sense in the world the last thing he would do is publicly announce he is a cop. What an embarassment to the community he works for. And someone needs to put a muzzle on that drunkard sea hag’s face.

    • Scarde
      January 9, 2018 at 5:04 pm

      Why do all these men in high positions at the state and local police departments look sooo intimidating with shiny bald heads!?

  • suckittrebek
    January 7, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    Loudmouth masshole posers? they probably are coppers.

  • January 7, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    Chief Brian Keyes should not be contacted about this
    Do not email Chief Keyes
    Do not call Chief Keyes

  • Sperm Whale
    January 7, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    Gee, at first glance I was thinking I’d be willing to give her a try. I mean if she can take that Mack-Truck of a guy, I wouldn’t be able to make a dent in her. But then I thought about it and decided to go to Wendy’s for two large chili’s and 2 Dave’s singles. I ate it all. I’m not hungry anymore, so she’ll have to find somebody else to eat her, cuz I’m not really interested I’LL PASS.

  • Bully cop and Ratchet gf Argue with Bully Liberal Cat Ladies Nothing happens, how is this a story?
    January 7, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    Another non story, 3 people get into argument in restaurant and leave peacefully.. wow.

    • Finn
      January 7, 2018 at 6:54 pm

      Then go away.

      • finn defends every tb move no matter how stupid, brown-nosing gimp lives under tb's desk details at 11.
        January 7, 2018 at 7:07 pm

        finn who let you on a computer, get back under tb’s desk and keep suckling

        • Finn
          January 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm

          Actually Dickless,

          “finn defends every tb move no matter how stupid, brown-nosing gimp lives under tb’s desk details at 11.”

          I absolutely defend SSTB for exposing that dumb cunt for impersonating a cop.

          “We are the cops”

          How do you like those apples?

          How would you like to be out with your family and have some vapid puppet head pretend to be a cop because she is sucking one off for a living? Is that a non-story?

          Lick My Taint,

          • 4 people argue at restaurant and leave peacefully, details at 11
            January 8, 2018 at 5:24 am

            don’t care about your “apples”, focus on tb’s “apples” it’s what you do best.

            I wouldn’t give two shits if somebody pretended to be a cop or was a an off duty cop doesn’t change the law. Didn’t intimidate the cat ladies, staff or anyone else.

            As for licking your taint, no thank you.

  • Jose can u see
    January 7, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    South shore, Cape, and South Coast have more ignant white trash than yuu can shake a stick at. And I’m white and trash, so don’t accuse me of bigotry. The truth hurts some people.

  • badge power
    January 7, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    Blue lives matter.

  • badge power
    January 7, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Blue lives matter.

  • badge power
    January 7, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    Drunk off duty deputy in a bar “arresting” and torturing women who won’t date him.

  • dont ask, dont tell, really dont ask
    January 7, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Was it the Blue Oyster?

  • Jenn Marie
    January 7, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    I can’t wait for turtle girl to update the results. The chick said she has the police after me and she is going to sue me lol. Just because I pointed out her lies and questioned her like 200 other people did!! She is a huge cunt!!!

  • diversity
    January 7, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    So this Police Captain was getting loud and yelling at people while looking at dick-pics on a cell phone with his gf… WTF! Nothing like a loud mouth cop just looking at penise pics in public.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 7, 2018 at 11:02 am

    People with iphones seem to be ruining every place they go. Nobody can put their phones down. Then you have the losers shooting video of you and taking unwanted pictures. I wonder how many have their cameras going while in the bathroom or in the locker room. I can remember when hand-held cell phones first became popular, your better establishments didn’t allow them. Now they are everywhere.

    • Jenn Marie
      January 7, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      Waaa waaa waaa “snowflake”

      • gfldgadfly
        January 7, 2018 at 7:31 pm

        What does that statement have to do with snowflakes? Actually it’s a less mature generation guilty of livestreaming everything. .. which is legitimately irritating in a lot of situations, like at a restaurant. Can’t really disagree with the OP in that one!

        • Independent Thinker
          January 8, 2018 at 10:40 am

          It also has to do with the social aspect of it all. You go into a restaurant and everyone you see is either on their phone, texting, or surfing the web. The same goes when you walk into a bar or attend a party. It’s replaced conversing with others.

          Personally, I think there is something wrong with you if you can’t put your phone down for an hour or two. Even in meetings or at concerts, everyone seems to have their phone out

  • Brian
    January 7, 2018 at 10:55 am

    First off…. I would be shocked if Hull even has 8 cops. Second off I hate Hull cops cuz they pulled up on me at that Fort Revere Park while I was getting an amazing Blow Job and was about to cum. They fucking ruined it. Assholes

    • mitch
      January 7, 2018 at 1:54 pm

      Great story Brian, do you remember the name of the guy blowing ya?

      • mitch
        January 7, 2018 at 2:36 pm

        hey brian, see what i mean. this is finn posting under my name.

        • Finn
          January 7, 2018 at 2:53 pm


          No, it’s not. Dummy.


          • mitch
            January 7, 2018 at 3:12 pm

            wow finn, you are a loser. go back to your own kind at the huff post or daily kos, and please stay in your parents basement, it’s safe there.

  • Brian
    January 7, 2018 at 10:54 am

    I am guessing he is a cop that was undercover trying to infiltrate a gay biker gang and she just outed him and got him killed

  • Finn
    January 7, 2018 at 10:40 am

    Open letter to Captain William Dana, Chelsea PD

    Capt Dana,

    Dump this woman post haste. She is a toxic train wreck. I don’t care how good she s’s your d. She will ruin your career. There are plenty of badge bunnies out there that won’t cause this type of drama.

    “We are the police”

    Is that ok with you on any level? I got 2nd hand embarrassment reading that. Who does that?

    “Who’s the 2 liberals that called the police?” “He’s just a Boston guy.”

    She’s a regular think tank – huh?

    Michelle started a storm cloud of drama and then got pissed when she got rained on. Insulting what she deems “liberals” and “lesbians” reflects on you. You are the company you keep.

    Apologize to the restaurant for your behavior and your colleagues at Hull, PD. Then ghost that crazy bitch.


    • AgingCynic
      January 7, 2018 at 10:55 am

      Spot on. A stiff #%* has no conscience.

    • mitch
      January 7, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      miss finn is a paid troll, period. call me all the names you like, but i’ve been watching and reading for quite some time. who pays you miss finn ?? , and is it miss ? i find that questionable, but no matter. finn is a leftist paid troll, here to sow dissension among turtle riders and to destroy turtleboy sports. you may have fooled many, but not all i see.

      • .
        January 7, 2018 at 1:17 pm

        don’t worry Finn (are you a boy or a girl, btw?) Mitch is an unpaid troll.

        • mitch
          January 7, 2018 at 1:42 pm

          ah… you don’t know if it it is he/she/it = troll. giving malicious instructions or advice under the guise of help = troll. personal attacks against anyone who disagrees= troll. finn is outed.

          • hate
            January 7, 2018 at 1:44 pm

            in the same breath you just outed yourself

      • Finn
        January 7, 2018 at 1:55 pm


        Left? Wow are you wrong. Swing and a big miss (MISS is laughable btw). Keep trying and feel free it suck it whole.

        Need a tissue?


      • Finn
        January 7, 2018 at 1:59 pm

        mitch *cough* michelle,

        Oh you poor thing. are you mad because I told Billy about all the other badge bunnies? Wanna go bra shopping? I’m good like that. Remember “Jack” from “Will and Grace”? [nods sagely]

        You’re little twit, Michelle.

        Suck it,

        • mitch
          January 7, 2018 at 2:28 pm

          finn doesn’t remember his lies. when i disagreed with one of his posts a while back he retorted that he was a “miss” finn and proceeded to post a bunch of “mitch is a bitch” statements. i repeat, finn is a paid troll. finn will now proceed to make a bunch of attacks under a different handle. finn is here to destroy this website. finn is a TROLL. dont believe me ? go back and read a bunch of finn’s posts, you’ll get it. attack the progressives, finn will take the bait.

          • Finn
            January 7, 2018 at 2:51 pm


            “We are the police.”

            Roger that Michelle. God you’re a douche.

            Seriously, I get it, Michelle. You and Billy were just out on a 10-40 (Out For Meal) and the local lefty queers messed with you.

            I’m actually a member of SWAT (sssshhhhh) – so I hate it when all the faggots and libtards won’t let me jack-off when I go to Rinato Bistro. They’re so uptight – amirite??

            Call me Billy!

          • SVU
            January 7, 2018 at 4:04 pm

            Finn is not here to destroy this website. And I for one agree with a lot of Finn’s posts as do many others.

          • stfu Mitch
            January 7, 2018 at 4:30 pm

            i thought I’d remembered Finn once saying something indicating he was she

            but I’m SURE I remember Mitch ALWAYS saying everything annoying ever.

    • Jswift
      January 7, 2018 at 1:09 pm

      He isn’t any better !! He made a scene too!!! He should know better if he is a captain!! Wouldn’t want someone like home protecting me

    • Harvey Weinstein
      January 9, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      Occasionally, I think you are a moron, Finn… occasionally. But you are mostly spot on.

  • roxbury
    January 7, 2018 at 10:05 am

    I hate idiots who try to use the “we’re from Boston” excuse as to why they’re assholes and can’t behave in a restaurant.

  • Stunt Penis
    January 7, 2018 at 9:08 am

    Looks like she may have taken her FB page private once she became TB Famous. Wanted to see a few more pics to perform better due diligence, but, in absence of additional evidence, based on the only two pictures here… Wood.

    • hate
      January 7, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      wow you love you some ugly old ladies eh!

    • gfldgadfly
      January 7, 2018 at 7:22 pm

      She has the chin of a dude, and smiles like The Joker, but if that is your thing, …. she’ll be single too! Quick, go get a 1998 GSXR and a job as a mall cop, she’ll be lowering her minimum requirements soon!

  • Smityy
    January 7, 2018 at 8:29 am

    He is a cop. Not her. William Dana Captain Police and he makes pretty good money too! $178,557.23

    • Kevi
      January 7, 2018 at 8:54 am

      He polishes a mean helmet too

    • love
      January 7, 2018 at 11:36 pm

      god damn

      why is a dude that well off with a chick that looks and acts like trash? he’s not ugly either

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    January 7, 2018 at 8:24 am

    So….are they cops or not? Investigate TBS!

    • Smityy
      January 7, 2018 at 8:31 am

      He is a police caption. Not her. She is just his side piece

      • Smityy
        January 7, 2018 at 8:33 am

        Sorry “Captain”

  • nuff' said
    January 7, 2018 at 7:55 am

    not far off

  • Cat Lady Queen meets Biker Play Day
    January 7, 2018 at 7:26 am

    They look like a couple that gets all Harlied up on the weekend and plays bad ass biker. In most pretend biker friendly bar and grills they would be a status couple for their authentic ratchediness and crude loud behavior that any normal person ignores and is sick of. Just a guess they know the Connecticut Harley, Horse couple.

    Other side of the coin is the stuffy hag in the video, that hair with glasses, dead-give-away cranky, miserable cat-lady. Probably holds vegan dinner party fund-raisers for her idol Elizabeth Warren. Complete cunt, petitions the local school system to eliminate contact sports including soccer because they promote toxic masculinity. Just a guess she rescues cats and by rescue I mean steals peoples outdoor cats and relays them to other states because she thinks a cat going outside is abuse.

  • enrico suave
    January 7, 2018 at 5:09 am

    Folks in Hull tend to be the stuffiest people. So what, she was looking at stiff cocks before going to service her wanna be Sons of Anarchy cop boyfriend. Who doesnt do a little booze, a little porn, then get all freakazoid in the sack on a weekend evening. All the poonstache, EBT thieves, drug dealers, cleptos, and other regular garbage of society, we want to stick it to two people looking to rub their nasties? I am sure a circumcised dick licker like Finn will take issue with it, being the top mindless drone hitting a lever for a food pellet like a lab rat, but AFAIAC, this chick did a good deed for a horny brother, nothing more nothing less. Two bitches got all hot and bothered because they were going home to knit shit and suck and hump nothing. What the heck is going on? Finny boy, forgo the cock and start looking into the hairy biscuit your homies used to tell you about, it is calling you.

    • Heat Miser
      January 7, 2018 at 7:38 am

      Well said, enrico suave. However, I can’t side with people that play dress up to ride motorcycles. The EBT Card version of Racheal Ray has a Harley T, and the empty headed Kojak has a vest with a patch that translates to “Gay Gorilla” in Italian. I know I don’t intentionally wear a costume that say “I’m scum” when I ride the bus everyday. I just live it. I would definitely bang her though. We could dress up as Cops!

    • Finn
      January 7, 2018 at 10:01 am

      enrico suave,

      “Folks in Hull tend to be the stuffiest people.”

      I’m guessing you’ve only drove through Hull because most places won’t accept your EBT card.

      “Two bitches got all hot and bothered because they were going home to knit shit and suck and hump nothing.”

      Two people wanted to keep their dinner down but had to be subjected to those idiots’ shenanigans. I hope the manager comped everyone a free dessert.

      Suck It,

    • Jenn Marie
      January 7, 2018 at 1:04 pm

      Totally agree

  • Fbdetective
    January 7, 2018 at 3:17 am

    Pretty sure her boyfriend is Chelsea Police…if you look at the FB comments on the pic of them there one by a Richard…click on his page and there’s a bunch with the same guy In the same jacket with Silverback on it…he comments on an Oct 18th one responding to Someone calling him uncle..His page shows he’s from Everett and he has the same name as someone on the Chelsea police if you google them with his name.

    • disturbing guy can't get past the silverback sticker on his shirt
      January 7, 2018 at 7:14 am

      “Silver Back” is an older male gorilla with silver or white hair on it’s back, gains some kind of status in the monkey tribe as an elder. Love gorillas one of my favorites at the zoo, hope they preserve them in Africa. Always wonder why they don’t bring a bunch to a reserve in Georgia to ensure their safety.

      Never heard it used about a person, sounds like a phrase the gays might use for something that I don’t want to know about. Maybe after a running a train on one of their members they all bukake his back and it’s kinda silvery or something. Don’t blame me gays have their own language do things like that. They want you to believe they are all like the homos on modern family, kinda like the huxtables was every black family and brady bunch every white family, all bullshit.

      • Kevi
        January 7, 2018 at 8:48 am

        You get to silverback if you can finish an oyster on the half shell. That involves holding out one of those little beanie helmets as the senior club members fill it up one by one and after the last member finishes into the helmet you have your oysters

  • Katherine
    January 7, 2018 at 3:15 am

    Her boyfriends name is William Dana

  • Jenn
    January 7, 2018 at 2:59 am

    She is a twisted sick crazy woman. Omg she had me rolling with stupid comments on The hull page

  • Crazy Mike G.
    January 7, 2018 at 2:03 am

    No way these two skidmarks are cops.

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