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    Vanilla Ice Cream Cone Dipped In Pubes Tries Selling Heroin To Recovering Addict Who He Shamed For Being A Junkbox, Tries Fighting People At Burger King When Called Out For It

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    This is Ken Bingell from the Connecticut corridor:

    As you can see he looks like a vanilla ice cream cone that’s been dipped in public hair. He’s a local heroin dealer who got put on blast today after he messaged a recovering addict and frequent customer, asking her if she wanted to get her fix:

    Turns out he’s 100 times the asshole you imagined he would be. Like how he routinely shames junkboxes looking to relapse on his poison:

    You sell drugs to vulnerable people because you’re too much of a pussy to use your own product. But yea, you’re way better than her. You’ve earned the right to look down on people.

    Oh, and he posts shit like this too:

    Human. Garbage.

    You’d think that after being called out for being such a turd maggot, Kenny would stay far away from the girl’s post at the top. Ya know, because he’s trying to solicit someone to buy heroin from him.

    But that would require at least a GED, and Kenny was never one for book learning. Instead he did this:

    Yup. He challenged all the haters to a fight.

    At Burger King.

    If you’re gonna get your ass kicked by a drug dealer you might as well have it your way.

    Apparently he’s upset with the girl he publicly shamed because she owed him “bread,” so naturally he showed up with a gun to collect from “her and her bitch ass dad,” and for some strange reason she called the cops:       

    He also wants his customers to overdose:

    Which seems like a wise business plan.

    According to Kenny she should kill herself, and believes that he should deprive her of his Tiny Tim as well, because “they be addicted”:

    Obviously once you get a taste of this guy’s AIDS baster you always come back for more:

    Shockingly he was fired from his last job for “hitting some guy in the head with the deep fryer basket” when he told him to stop taking so many cigarette breaks:

    Nevertheless he’s financially sound and has earned the right to lecture others about work ethic:

    Because selling drugs requires discipline and hard work. So does saving Paris from bin Laden and ISIS:

    Naturally his financial successes have led to a lot of wise investments.

    Just kidding. He spends it all on Jordan’s:

    And we all know what team Michael Jordan played for. If you didn’t realize he was an asshole before seeing this picture it’s undeniable at this point.

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    Discussion

    1. Jojo


      Is he Amish Mafia?

      1. ElJefe72


        We been spending most our lives
        Living in an Amish paradise
        I’ve churned butter once or twice
        Living in an Amish paradise
        It’s hard work and sacrifice
        Living in an Amish paradise
        We sell quilts at discount price
        Living in an Amish paradise

    2. Michael Hutson


      he sounds like a Bingell-dairy; seriously the worst thing you can do is to try to get someone who’s trying their damnedest to stay clean to cop some dope; and you and the other straights may say all you want about it not being a disease- i know better(14 years clean)

    3. Mack


      The losers love to publicize their pitiful lives now. Guess it’s the only thing they have.

    4. HeeHaw


      Doesn’t this asshole realize what a douche bag he looks like with that hideous beard? He’s not attractive to begin with; the beard just reinforces that.

      1. ha


        it’s the only thing he’s got going for his ugly face actually

    5. B


      Hey assholes!!!! I got TB Refugees unpublished again. How does it feel to suck at life as bad as you do? Losers! You will not win

      1. Finn


        Hey asshole,
        ” I got TB Refugees unpublished again.”

        Temporarily. And that wasn’t your doing – it’s a FB “feature”. You’re not good at your job. You *do* realize you didn’t do anything outstanding (you’ll never do anything outstanding in life), you just submitted a form. You submitted a form any 7 year old could do.

        “How does it feel to suck at life as bad as you do?”

        Says the dummy whose major achievement is submitting Facebook complaints. You told us.

        “Losers! You will not win”

        But we already have.

        Suck it,
        Finn

        1. Susan


          I love you, Finn.. I don’t care what anyone else says about you lol

      2. Kanacke Hasser


        Anyone who deals heroin should be publicly beaten with pipes until permanently crippled.

      3. Rick Shaw


        Hey asshole. I’m guessing you are one of the shit maggots that Turtleboy has exposed. You must be a real waste of oxygen. I hope the next time you overdose there is no Narcan within 500 miles. Save hard working respectable people the agony of having to put up with hot steaming piles of feces such as yourself. Go away. There are cars at the drive through waiting to order you worthless imbecile. You should try to get a GED move out of your parents basement or your government housing and contribute to society instead of being a burden to it. I hope you choke on your tongue ring.

    6. SVU


      What a piece of shit. Hope he is locked up soon and off the streets. Methadone is overrated! Wow to say that to someone who is trying to do the right thing in their life. And get clean from that poison. What is sad is that there are ten more just like him.

      1. Finn


        nods sagely.

        preach brother.

    7. but for the grace of god go i


      Off Topic but On Topic: Dealer and repeat Junkies lock em up and throw away the key but….

      For a long time I felt TBS was edgy but had a majority of good material with the occasional cringe factor. Now I believe he disgraces himself and clearly has an inner sickness. Tearing down that 18 year old high school girl who took a leak in the elevator then roasting her mother who wasn’t even part of the story. The mother was trying to protect her child who is a mentally-ill high-school girl, TBS went wayyyy over the line. That story was the most recent straw that broke the camels back.

      That young woman has serious mental health problems and was exploited by tb in a cruel cruel fashion. She’s not even one year a legal adult, that didn’t stop tb. Used to be if you wore the wrong clothes to school you could be ostracized and physically attacked and harassed all year. TBS story is the kind of harassment that can drive a young person to self harm.

      Can only imagine what happened to this poor girl, I prayed for her after reading that article and felt only compassion that she might become healthy. She gained the notoriety of a murderer, from that TBS story. Her crime was acting-out, most likely off her medication or not properly diagnosed and treated yet. 18 still in high-school man, no real crime, that was a brutal beat-down story. And don’t tell me exploiting her natural beauty in all those pictures wasn’t an intentional part of the story and entirely unnecessary to the story itself.

      That was too far, cringed when I read it. Been having doubts about TBS for some time, that story confirmed it for me. TBS is a very unhealthy site to visit. I can read crime stories any time I want, don’t need to spend time in the heads of addicts or TB and his groupies. Plenty of discussion pages I can visit and talk about things that leave me in a positive state of mind.

      “BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I”

      If cell phone cameras and the internet existed when I was that age, I could easily be haunted to this day by the stupid childish actions of my teenage self. Betting most of the rest of you could be in a similar situation.

      1. Rob


        Too long and boring.

      2. SVU


        We get it, your somehow releated to the 18 year old woman. Oh I’m sorry you refer to her as “girl “ because she has only been a adult not even one year. Lol okay so TBS was wrong because it’s okay for people to urinate in elevators. I’m pretty sure that once we all learn to use the bathroom we are also taught that is where you go. Not in the car, not in the middle of the grocery isle at the store. The toilet. Twist it anyway you would like, that was nasty and wrong and not one thing you say will ever make it okay. How would you feel if she was standing in your living room and just decided to piss all over your rug, you would just say hey nobody is perfect right? I can’t believe your trying to excuse her behavior by turning TBS into the bad guy for blogging about her pissing adventures. She posted it herself. Why do you think she did that? Because she thought she was a bad ass, that’s why. Now she knows that she should use the toilet. And to act like a lady. Two things she obviously didn’t know before TBS wrote the blog about the pissing ginger!!! If you that concerned for her and her emotional state, go buy her some diapers.

    8. Ken is a confidentional informant


      Ken Bingell is a straight up rat. No joke. He sells dope and the reason he never gets in that much trouble is because he is also a C.I. Anyone who deals with this maggot in anyway is a complete asshole. Rat bastard runs his mouth and gets away with selling poison to people by ratting on other people. Ken take a big shot of your product and do us all a favor and die! Oh ya that’s right your shit sucks, go buy a bag from someone you ratted out at least theirs will do what it’s suppose to do and hopefully kill your rat ass

      1. Ken is a confidential informant


        Oh and he is not a drug dealer. He is a drug pusher. A drug dealer waits for someone to call them, a drug pusher calls people and tries to push their product on them. That should also be a indicator that what ever he has is garbage. Drug dealers are awful people for doing what they do. Then their is Ken who is a rat and a pusher and seeks people out to destroy their lives.

    9. M


      It’s been a rough week for Burger King thus far

    10. Abby Larkin


      I just want to clarify a couple things, as I was the one who put him on blast on Facebook yesterday.

      I wrote that post because somebody very close to me sent me the screenshot of Ken’s messages. This person was not a “repeat customer,” as this article states, and actually didn’t even know Ken. This person, who is in fact a recovering addict, asked me if I knew him. (For the record, he’s my Facebook friend for whatever reason, but not someone I actually know.) Because of my defensiveness and sensitivity to those afflicted by addiction, although never having used myself, I decided to call him out.

      1. Good Friend


        Good for you girl! He deserved to be called out. Addiction is no joke. I’m not gonna get into the debate on whether or not it’s a choice or a disease. Bottom line is that it kills are destroys families. It’s hard for someone to get clean and to even take those steps to getting clean by getting in the methadone clinic, last thing they need is someone like Ken trying to pull em back in. You seem like a really good friend and that person is lucky to have you in their life and by their side on their journey to become free. Free from the drugs that hold them back and free from the people like Ken who just love to cause others pain and live off their misery.

        1. Abby


          Thank you! I appreciate the kind words.

    11. 5HourEnergy'd


      This line was my fave: “If you’re gonna get your ass kicked by a drug dealer you might as well have it your way.”

      I’m so glad you keep putting trash like this guy on blast. Don’t ever stop.

      1. Abby


        Hahahaha yes, my favorite part tok

        1. Abby


          Too*

    12. Kelly


      You got one thing wrong when you wrote he tried selling to a recovered addict and “frequent customer”… the person he sent this message to never even met him before in her life. She has never even spoken to him prior to his message never mind buying drugs from him

    13. Finn


      Bows courtly’

      Let us not overlook the fact that she’s a scumbag, whore and a junkie!

      Cordially
      Finn

    14. MG


      What a diseased parasitic cunt.

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