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If you’ve never listened to Turtleboy Live before, I feel bad for you son, cuz we had 99 ratchets and this bitch tonight was 101. But seriously, make this your first time if you’ve never tuned in before. We talked about the Muslim chick in Portland who says she was the victim of hate crimes at Starbucks AND Dunkins, the Webster gym owners ripping people off, the Fall River Mayor and his Port-a-geez mafia, the “Help us save Mikey” con-artists, and finally the cancer fundraising scam artist from Brockton – Vanilla Lice. We actually spoke to him for 30-45 minutes at the end of the show, and it was arguably the best ratchet redemption episode ever. I don’t even know where to start. We had audio clips his brother had left us, which were pure Grade A hoodbooger, and we played them repeatedly. This dude actually thought it was his brother calling into the show and tried to calm him down several times. It was amazing to watch. He tried to explain why he wasn’t a scam artist and failed miserably. Then we started asking him questions about his chinstrap, his lack of masturbation, how he can claim to be successful and independent while still being on Masshealth, and finally Bret Killoran told him what he was going to do to his deceased grandmother “Nonnie.” Enjoy…..
We broadcasted from the TB Rider page tonight, but will back on Clarence Woods Emerson next week, unless he gets suspended again which is probably 50/50. So make sure you’re following TB Rider too.