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Vapid Ginger Twat Fungus From Washington Post Commemorates Kobe Bryant By Calling Him A Rapist And Then Whining That People Are Being Mean To Her 

 

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I never had anything against Kobe Bryant, despite the fact that he played for the Celtics arch-rival, beat us in the 2010 NBA Finals, and was a little bit pretentious throughout most of his career. I didn’t hate Kobe the way I hated LeBron for a couple reasons

  1. Kobe won without Shaq twice. LeBron cannot come close to winning without teaming up with other superstars.
  2. Kobe just played basketball and didn’t try to shove political bullshit down our throats like LeBron does.

His death today is a reminder of our mortality. When you see someone as rich and powerful and famous as Kobe have his life taken in an instant, we’re all reminded how it could happen to any of us. I didn’t know Kobe, but I’d be lying if I said this whole thing wasn’t incredibly sad. What makes it worse is that 8 others died with him, including his 13 year old daughter Giana. He had to sit in that helicopter as it was going down, looking at her, and knowing that not only was he going to die, but he couldn’t do anything to save her either. That’s gotta be the most helpless and terrifying way to go out.

Anyway, there’s a lot of really bad takes going on right now, including the whole, “soldiers die every day but people are whining about Kobe.”

Yea, no shit. Not that many people are gonna cry when I die either. Ya know, because I’m not world famous.

But the worst take on the Internet today came from this idiot:

Felicia Somnez is a blue checkmark who works for one of the worst fake news institutions to ever exist – the Washington Post. Here’s what she had to say right after Kobe died.

Kobe Bryant was never convicted of or tried in a rape case. He was accused 16 years ago of raping a woman at a hotel in Colorado. It never went anywhere because the alleged victim wouldn’t testify, and the civil trial was settled out of court for a cash settlement. Kobe said it was consensual, she didn’t. I’m not saying she’s lying or telling the truth. But the fact of the matter is Kobe is legally innocent, and there was no “half confession.” Kobe said he was sorry as part of the settlement, and reiterated that he disputed that it was not consensual.

Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter

.

If the victim wanted him punished and tried as a rapist, she could’ve done so. She chose not to. I know a lot of victims are scared to do that, but Kobe didn’t pressure her not to testify. She made that choice on her own.

Either way, the fact that she’d use her platform to smear this guy who just died alongside his daughter, just minutes after it occurred, is so tone deaf and God awful that only a member of the mainstream media would be stupid enough to tweet it out. She immediately got ratioed to high heaven, and in classic MSM fashion she found a way to victimize herself in follow up tweets.

“Wahhh. People are sending me mean emails. I’m a victim now! Wah!!”

Shut the fuck up. This is what these frauds always do when they say something stupid – turn themselves into the victim by whining about people saying mean things about them. And for the record, most of these emails seem pretty harmless. 

“Peace of fucking shit, go fuck yourself.”

Oh no!

“You are trash, that man’s not even in the ground yet.”

What part of that email was untrue?

“I’m befuddled by why you are defending your post?”

Wow, what an asshole that guy was.

“Take those tweets down you insensitive, opportunistic….”

Well, the tweets were intentionally designed to be insensitive, and were incredibly opportunistic, so….

And this self-serving beyoch went through all of the replies and liked the ones that said nice things about her too:

The “woke auditor” in the pink pussy hat is a parody account that mocks social justice warriors, and was mocking her. She’s just too stupid to realize that, and wanted to find someone, ANYONE, who would say nice things about her.

Here’s how she reacted to the death of Fidel Castro, a butcher who has killed millions and imprisoned all those who dare to oppose him.

Here’s how she reacted when another murderer Kim Jong II died.

When brutal dictators who killed lots of people die, she just points out that they died. When Kobe Bryant dies she just tweets out that she thinks he’s a rapist.

The mainstream media is incapable of ever admitting when they do wrong. They hold everyone else to a high standard but not themselves. Kobe Bryant was a legend. Get fucked Felicia.

 

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104 Comment(s)
  • Helicopter Justice
    January 28, 2020 at 7:16 am

    Fuck Kobe. Just one less sports thug in the world. Tragedy for the others including his daughter.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 28, 2020 at 8:16 am

      Meh.

      One less spawn of his troubling the world.

  • Killed by his own fog
    January 27, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    An excellent basketball player but severely deficient in assessing risks in other aspects of his life. Maybe he liked the thrill of extreme risk-taking, regardless of the obvious risk of serious harm to others. It’s shocking how many lives he took with him and the families he destroyed. The sex assault case in part defined him and revealed his poor judgment, but the way the reporter presented it was too blunt for most of his fans. It’s amazing he was brought down by a very simple and obvious weather condition commonplace for that area.

    • x
      January 28, 2020 at 2:15 pm

      He ought not have been flying….

  • Herr Doktor
    January 27, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    if Larry Bird had forced an African american maid to take his white cock up her black ass, do you think the media would still be working overtime to cover that up? or would it be “Rapist Larry Bird Dead”. we all know the answer.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 27, 2020 at 10:19 pm

      Ain’t no Whyte d00d raping a Blacc woman.

      FACKS.

      • Remember Arnold
        January 27, 2020 at 11:54 pm

        Remember the housekeeper Schwarzenegger got pregnant. The media never went after him that I recall, maybe because he was an immigrant, the housekeeper was Hispanic (I think), his wife was a Kennedy, and they weren’t living in Massachusetts. Too complicated.

        • Corinth Arkadin
          January 28, 2020 at 3:49 am

          I loved how Douglas Quaid from Total Recall couldn’t be dissuaded from getting his ass to Mars by Sharon Stone wanting him to tie her up, but real-life Schwarzenegger can be pulled waaaayyy off-target by a tiny Mexican woman who cleans his toilets.

          In all fairness, Arnold fucked up, but he did take care of his illegitimate son who was under his roof and under his protection. He didn’t pull a DNC number and have him aborted and for that, I forgave him.

          He also posted on twitter with pics of them having a beer when he came of age, tweeting ‘I love my son”, and for that, I applaud him.

  • Sparts Fan Church Yo
    January 27, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    CO BEE was a rapist does anyone believe that was his only rape? Magic fag Johnson infected hundred if not thousands of women with AIDS. Fag Johnson had the money for treatment the women didn’t and he was treated as hero for getting and giving AIDS when there wasn’t good treatment for it.

    These are your heroes. Shithead criminals that bounce a ball… oh let the stupid chant his name as if it’s a North Korean at State Funeral. Sports Guys are the dumbest mother fuckers around, nobody dumber or buying into liberalism more than a dipshit sports reporter. You see sports reporters are the stupidest of reporters and are outcasts. So they embrace global warming, global cooling, hate straits, hate whitey especially if they are those things, social justice anything for acceptance from the other maggot reporters.

  • S76 Pilot
    January 27, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    I’m 99% sure that all 9 people in the Helo never knew what hit them, to include the pilot. He probably had his head down fuking with radios, made a turn and hit the hill. It was cloudy….they never knew what hit them.

  • Exposing the Hypo-crazy
    January 27, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    THERE’S A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING – This if the first time I have had to ever admit a Washington Post reporter has ever got things right. As much as I hate the #MeToo bs, this woman is right for exposing the hypocrisy that comes along with worshiping “sports legends.” Just look at all the sports legends who have tried live by their own laws, believing they are better than the rest of us. Kobe was repentant because he got caught brutally raping someone’s daughter. Think about that… he was a rapist and nobody cares because false hero worship. And I surprised at TB for not calling it like it is… we need to stop worshiping ball players just because they can hit a jump shot. Rapists need to be held accountable, not idolized. Feel bad for his family, and the families of the others who were tragically killed. And yes, feel bad for him too because now he has come face to face with his maker… but don’t idolize him for dribbling a fkkn basketball when in reality he was a privileged jock who raped without consequence…

  • kevins9iron
    January 27, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    If you google it Kobe’s arrest report interview is some of the funniest shit ever. His fetish was decorating the cake if you get my drift. I didn’t think he was guilty but whatever.

  • Waldemar
    January 27, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    So did the comments section get taken over by Rian, Kylie, and the gang? I can almost not believe what I’m reading.

  • Justice
    January 27, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    If Kobe raped my daughter the death tally would have been only 1… and old news by now.

  • Instsnt Karma
    January 27, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    Turtleboy lionizes a ratchet rapist and disrespects a fellow journalist because she dared share a story that tells the truth about an annointed rspist.

  • Girth and Length, LLC
    January 27, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    The reporter is correct. Read the rape report? Saint Kobe anally battered the woman. Just another NBA grab ’em by the pussy semen spreader.

    • WhinersSuck
      January 27, 2020 at 4:45 pm

      She was looking for a payout — simple. Things got real and decided she didn’t sign up for a big dick.

      • Hip Hop Hooray
        January 27, 2020 at 5:50 pm

        You got her confused with kobes dad jellybean. She was viciously raped and mans law didnt work but natural law did.
        Sometimes justice takes time but when it comes its awesome.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 27, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      People have turned their backs to the essential decency of the White Man’s Law or Democracy writ large.

      It’s like Steve McQueen in “The Sand Pebbles”:

      “…They’re ain’t no spirits in that engine. They don’t understand it, and they can’t learn it. They ain’t got the brains to learn it.”

  • Finn
    January 27, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Washington Post — shocker. The #MeToo idiots (the people most likely to blame and shame others) are the ones that are the most guilty of what they charge others of doing.

    I’m glad she got canned.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Nell
    January 27, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Holy Moses. Sarcasm failed to translate.

  • Now what
    January 27, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    Pffft all butthurt about a reporter calling a rapist a rapist.

  • E.Norma Stitz
    January 27, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    Don’t shoot the messenger. That heinous twat is just stating the facts.

    I feel bad for the daughter, families and other victims no one seems to care about. But not really for a rich basketball player who paid a rape victim to go away.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 27, 2020 at 11:39 am

    Unca TB, “innocent” is NOT a legal term and Kobe was not ‘innocent’.

    “Innocent” is a rather vague indicator of human behavior; legal scholars knew this when drafting Anglo-Saxon law centuries ago, guided by Canon Law of the Roman Catholic Church. None except the profoundly retarded, the unborn and those up to the age of seven are truly innocent.

    The legal term is “Not Guilty”. Kobe and others have been found not guilty for many reasons, such of lack of evidence, lack of fulfillment (such as witnesses testifying), and due to other legal conditions not being met or unable to be met.

    Common sense and the Law are two different things. We can use this for Kobe, or against him, as it’s pretty malleable in these instances and according to the whims of culture (pound me too, race) or the competence of individual judges, corruption of lawyers, and juries who don’t understand or are willfully disregardful of the Law (in the criminal case of O.J. Simpson).

    When going up against an individual or an institution who has money and fame to fight charges (film stars and their enablers, pro-athletes and their enablers, the Catholic Church, the FBI, The DoD, State and Federal Governments) indefinitely it’s an uphill battle through mud and machine gun fire. Add malice and incompetence into the mix and it’s a wheel of fortune that’s tricked out to never pay off.

    You should actually have me on your show. I will double your audience.

    • Ron
      January 27, 2020 at 12:44 pm

      Great to read logic, you’re good to go!

      • Corinth Arkadin
        January 27, 2020 at 2:55 pm

        Just waitin’ for the e-mail.

  • Tim
    January 27, 2020 at 11:37 am

    You screwed the pooch on this one uncle TB. The only reason he wasn’t a, “convicted”, rapist is because the victim knew her name was going to be dragged through the mud, so she took the apology and big cash prizes.

  • Cancel Culture Sucks
    January 27, 2020 at 11:15 am

    This bitch is most likely a cunt but it has nothing to do with her accurate accounting of Kobe. Either way it is her 1st amendment right to write what she wants, just like this blog does and as a result of the vapid twats who complained about the story; this cunt was suspended from her job.

    Get Fucked

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 27, 2020 at 12:04 pm

      True. As long as she wasn’t being willfully ignorant of the proceedings, she was within her rights to write whatever she wants, just like TB is allowed.

      Also, you can’t defame the dead. Errol Flynn was defamed for twenty years on baseless charges of being a Nazi collaborator from a hack writer who willfully mangled verbiage from historical documents from the National Archives, knowing it would be hard to disprove. Everyone believed it and the guy made a lot of money from his deceptions until learned film historian and biographer Tony Thomas spent ten years doing so.

      For what it’s worth, Kobe Bryant was a disgusting, malevolent — and only through fate– a talented human being who was more than likely guilty of rape.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        January 27, 2020 at 3:11 pm

        And by this I mean, ‘legally defame’, as the dead have no privacy and being dead, have no rights.

        There is such a thing as inconsistent, sloppy, and fluffy reporting (see Howard Stern’s softball questions to Killary Klinton). There may have been some inconsistency to this woman’s reportage, and there certainly is a dearth of logic with what SJW’s tend to coalesce around, but she wasn’t entirely wrong.

        I brought up Errol Flynn earlier. Flynn made headlines during WW Deuce because he lived high and wide and was a prime Hollywood specimen. As such, he was just beggin’ to be made an example of.

        The DA did indeed try to make an example of him. He was charged with statutory rape of two underage girls, but they attempted to try him for forced sexual assault. He was certainly guilty of the former, but they didn’t try him for that. They wanted to fuck him so they portrayed him as a violent person. He wasn’t, the two girls were willing, they didn’t look underage and Flynn wasn’t in the habit of checking library cards for birth-dates.

        The case went off the rails when they coerced the two girls into perjury to support that claim, and it was discovered that one of the two girls had had an abortion beforehand, and that both were town pumps. That last bit doesn’t really matter, but the abortion/put-out combo shows they weren’t ‘innocent’ to the judge and the jury. Flynn was just a dumbass. He was acquitted.

        The bottom line: Don’t be a liar, and be consistent. Kobe was both and neither.

  • Dr. John
    January 27, 2020 at 11:12 am

    AK’s “the cesspool that is our comments section” is alive!

  • Dennis Leary
    January 27, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Just get on the chopper John; there’s a hairdresser in there.

  • Ted Kennedy
    January 27, 2020 at 10:59 am

    Michael Jackson was NEVER convicted…Bill Clinton was NEVER convicted…Rich and powerful just throw money at the problem and it goes away, Heck look at OJ ….he was never convicted in fact found innocent. One can butt fuck little boys and just walk away. The public would rather believe a Christine Ford than a girl that had 15 stitches in her ass from anal rape by a superstar basketball player. Want me go on? Just look at fucking Ted Kennedy…he said if his chickens don’t lay he will drown them. We all know what happened…Killing Ted just walked away….Just walked away.

  • Magoo
    January 27, 2020 at 10:58 am

    Absolutely agree with your assessment of what Must’ve been going through the mind ofKobe Bryant just prior to the crash. The reports state pilot circled the airport repeatedly before crashing into mountain at high-speed.as pilot was instructed by air traffic control he was too low , lapd and Los Angeles sheriffs department ground at all helicopters due to fog! Suicide by stupidity
    Why fly the Uber of the sky?

    Sadly gravity took another legend.

    • Ted Kennedy
      January 27, 2020 at 11:08 am

      I can tell you for a fact the last thing that went through Kobe’s mind at the moment of the crash
      His Ass!

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 27, 2020 at 12:11 pm

      “Legend”

      “Genius”

      Two words that are over-used by many, and appellations conferred on vile human beings by unlearned, inordinate ministers such as you.

      • Lipstick Hippie
        January 29, 2020 at 7:02 pm

        “Hero” is another word that’s thrown around so much that it doesn’t mean a thing anymore. Some clowns a month or so back were calling a McD’s worker a hero cause he’d slip them an extra Chicken McNugget every once in a while. What a slap in the face to those who earn the title.

  • She Is A Shit Reporter
    January 27, 2020 at 10:56 am

    She is an asshole for sure. But the fact is Bryant clearly did something awful to the woman he apologized to. Karma is a funny thing and sometimes it kills your kid and a bunch of other people on a helicopter to get you.

  • abc
    January 27, 2020 at 10:45 am

    holy shit you are such a hypocrite. he admitted he fucked her and she didnt give her consent. it happened whether you like it or not.

  • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 27, 2020 at 10:15 am

    She wears underwear with dickholes.

  • Interesting
    January 27, 2020 at 10:05 am

    Ever notice if you take this site’s various posts as a whole the Turtleboy Ethos is utterly incoherent?

    • Dick Scratcher
      January 27, 2020 at 10:56 am

      Perhaps you should stop reading and fuck yourself off then?

    • Barry
      January 27, 2020 at 11:05 am

      I agree. I wouldn’t have thought that the violent and bloody rape of a teenager would be such a divisive topic.

  • Snowflake
    January 27, 2020 at 10:04 am

    I’m so sorry some said something mean about your sports ball hero TB. When people die we should never say anything mean. I hope you are OK.

  • Yes!
    January 27, 2020 at 10:01 am

    Don’t make heroes out of people because they’re good at sports.

    Kobe basically admitted he raped her in his “apology”. Why pretend it never happened just because he’s dead?

    • Statutory Rspe Math Made Easy
      January 27, 2020 at 10:09 am

      Not only thst but he also allegedly bragged about ballin his current 37 year old wife when she was just 16. If you can stuff a basketball then rape is excused according to some pound me too members.

      • New boot goofin'
        January 27, 2020 at 10:13 am

        Age of consent is 16 in some states.

        • Predatory Hoop "Star"
          January 27, 2020 at 10:43 am

          Not where Kobe lived.

        • understand now stupid
          January 27, 2020 at 5:58 pm

          18 years of age
          The minimum age at which a person is considered legally old enough to consent to sexual activity in California is 18 years of age. This means minors who are 17 years old or younger in California are prohibited from engaging in sexual contact.May 30, 2019

  • Ize Bee Flyin In Deese Kicks
    January 27, 2020 at 9:54 am

    Ima go out and get me some of dem new Kobe Helicopter shoes.

  • How can they slap?
    January 27, 2020 at 9:39 am

    Wow. Assholes like her spend 90% of their time brigading and cancelling innocuous things they deem “offensive”, but look how she squeals and squirms when the tables are turned. Pathetic. This is why she and all those like her deserve nothing but defeat.

    • Nort
      January 27, 2020 at 12:48 pm

      How are you getting downvoted? What site is this, again? You’re criticizing the same person TB is and you’re getting skewered for it. WTF.

      • Pea Brain
        January 27, 2020 at 1:40 pm

        Did it ever occur to you that TB is way otta line on this topic?
        If you want lemmings then read CNN or the alphabet networks.

        • Come on, son
          January 27, 2020 at 2:19 pm

          Even if he wasn’t, it wouldn’t change the fact that ‘How can they slap’ has a point. Blue checkmarks and other talking heads are giant fucking hypocrites.

          • WTF is happening
            January 27, 2020 at 3:25 pm

            I can’t believe what I’m reading. Either the dindunuffin crew is swarming this site, or people who were formerly sane have just lost all their shit at once.

          • Ham on the bone
            January 28, 2020 at 9:03 pm

            I don’t fucking get it, man. If this were any other article people would agree with you about twitter dbags being hypocrites. No fucking idea why you’re getting burnt in effigy here.

  • How You Kike Them Apples
    January 27, 2020 at 9:16 am

    Justice served God style buckwild. Amen

  • Fashionista
    January 27, 2020 at 9:03 am

    Watched the Grammys last night and it’s safe to say that Hollywood has officially moved past #metoo.

  • John John
    January 27, 2020 at 8:45 am

    Havent we learned the lesson NOT to fly in zero visibility

    • Les B. Honest
      January 27, 2020 at 9:41 am

      I hate to say it, but yeah. REALLY fucking stupid move to fly in fog. And how many helicopter deaths have been in the news in the last few years? Shit tons. He might have been a basketball legend, but who knows whether or not the pilot was forced to fly in bad weather. Accidents really are the one true equalizer.

  • Bodies Burnt To a Crisp
    January 27, 2020 at 8:40 am

    Crickets from TB with the fake impeachment going on but point out a real crime and your a fungus

  • dr. fill
    January 27, 2020 at 8:39 am

    Does anyone doubt whatsoever that Uncle Turtle fantasizes about black cock when he’s masturbating?

    • joe fuckhead
      January 27, 2020 at 9:40 am

      Get your priorities in line TB
      “First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident,” Bryant said. “I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. I also want to apologize to her parents and family members, and to my family and friends and supporters, and to the citizens of Eagle, Colorado. I also want to make it clear that I do not question the motives of this young woman.”

  • Dick GoZinya
    January 27, 2020 at 8:30 am

    To think the Celtics drafted Antoine Walker instead of Kobe….

  • True Dat
    January 27, 2020 at 8:07 am

    His black privilege helped him pay the victim off.

  • Sully Sullivan
    January 27, 2020 at 7:49 am

    Anybody flying in a helicopter voluntarily is a dumbass.

  • Василий гросман
    January 27, 2020 at 7:21 am

    Jesus Christ who gives a shit about this fucking nignog overpaid celebrity. What the fuck did he ever do for anyone of us? Oh, you got to watch him on TV wth a beer and some wings while the wife was out back with your buddy Dave (who always seems to be slipping out to buy more beer for the fellas).
    There’s a hundred million fucking examples of our mortality in this world (ever drive down the mass pike? See an example a week at least).
    This fucking celebrity dick sucking is why all these people are fucking sheep. I’m so sad you never got to choke on his fucking eggplant tuber TB, but maybe in heaven after your mortality is expired, you’ll finally get that chance. (Yeah right).
    Anyways let me get back to my miserable existence.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      January 27, 2020 at 7:50 am

      Though I agree about the constant ball washing of celebrities when they pass, it’s important to remember your humanity and compassion every now and then. Plus, he was retired from the Lakers so we like him now.

  • Brett Kavanaugh
    January 27, 2020 at 7:14 am

    Rape should be legal.

    • Christine Blasey Ford
      January 27, 2020 at 9:21 am

      I agree, I think, maybe, I do if I remember….zzzzz

  • Butt secks
    January 27, 2020 at 6:57 am

    Kobe Bryant is a rapist

  • Kobe Copter
    January 27, 2020 at 6:13 am

    helicopter pilot was white. Let the looting begin!

    • No you didnt
      January 27, 2020 at 8:09 am

      What what kobe is white now. Oh oh ima bout to go off

  • Dick Scratcher
    January 27, 2020 at 5:56 am

    Daily Mail in the UK reporting that Felicia Somtwatbucket has been suspended by the Post.

    I almost care.

  • Diego
    January 27, 2020 at 5:11 am

    Here’s the thing, whenever something like this happens, you have the people who can’t resist throwing statements out there to spark up anger or other feelings or responses. Why? Because it makes them relevant for a few days, they get a little bit of that spotlight they crave. By paying attention to them, they get what they want. Yes, it’s too bad all of those people died in that copter, yes a hugely famous person died, but it doesn’t change my life one bit.

    • Orion
      January 27, 2020 at 5:54 pm

      True. Same thing that Leavitt fuckhead was doing about the Ariana Grande concert. They’re no better or different than anyone else. The ‘leftist’ media is a bad joke of double standards.

  • Nell
    January 27, 2020 at 3:52 am

    Fuck her is right. And fuck these stupid comments. The anal stitches is 100% a lie. You’re a liar. Fake news. Finn will tell you what to do next.

    • Maybe You’re OK With It
      January 27, 2020 at 9:20 am

      It’s a fact that the victim suffered physical trauma requiring medical attention consistent with rape. Kobe’s lawyer acknowledged it. I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that that’s why there was a payoff.

      • Mandingo Manmeat
        January 27, 2020 at 10:21 am

        a “stretch” haha good one!

      • Meatwad
        January 27, 2020 at 3:23 pm

        Why did she settle and not keep legal proceedings going?

        • Frylock
          January 27, 2020 at 4:18 pm

          I don’t know. Maybe because she was a kid making minimum wage and rightfully assumed that he would have assembled a legal dream team that would have forever tied her name to every mistake and lapse of judgment real or fabricated that she ever made?

        • Startled Pancake
          January 27, 2020 at 6:11 pm

          Obviously you’ve never been involved in a legal suit.

          Pray you don’t. Lawyers are shitheads either working for or against you.

          For you, they are cowards who don’t want to take a chance and think they will lose. They advise you to take surprises and run.

          Against you, they are scumbags and take every initiative to paint you as having a laundry list of grievances irrelevant to the case.

          Shakespeare said when the GDOTR comes, we should kill ’em all.

  • Pogue Mahone
    January 27, 2020 at 1:18 am

    A colleague of mine wife was an ER nurse on-duty when Bryant’s victim was flown into a Denver area hospital for treatment after the rape. It took 8 stitches to repair the rip in her anus. Highly doubtful that was consensual. She dropped the charges because Bryant’s attorney, Pamela “The Twat” Mackey orchestrated a scorched earth smear campaign.then dangled a large cash settlement to drop the charges. An incompetent judge, Terry Fuckbeagle signed off on it. If Bryant’s last minutes were painful and terrifying so were his victims”s while he was raping her.. I am sorry about his daughter but for Kobe, Karma is a bitch.

    • Mandingo Manmeat
      January 27, 2020 at 10:29 am

      Who are you to presume that the victim’s moments were “terrifying?”
      Do you know for a fact that it wasn’t a glorious, fulfilling, rump-reaming, with maybe a touch of blood on the sheets for a memento?

      • The Lord Works In Mysrerious Ways
        January 27, 2020 at 10:51 am

        The helicopter crash was glorious.
        Burn baby burn
        Disco inferno
        Burn baby burn.
        Burn dat mutha down yo

        • Startled Pancake
          January 27, 2020 at 10:54 am

          GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!

          WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO GODDAMM!

          • BOB
            January 27, 2020 at 11:00 am

            They got the fire down below

          • Bruce Almighty
            January 27, 2020 at 11:04 am

            What were Kobes last words?
            Oh oh oh I’m on fire

          • Elvis
            January 27, 2020 at 1:02 pm

            Burning love!

          • Blue Oyster Cult
            January 27, 2020 at 1:44 pm

            Im burnin, im burnin, i’m burnin for you

          • Dwight Twilley
            January 27, 2020 at 1:50 pm

            I’m on fire….

          • Charlie Daniels
            January 27, 2020 at 3:03 pm

            Fire on the Mountain…

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 27, 2020 at 12:28 am

    What’s really sad is that he appeared to be a Black father (ie Baby Daddy) who was a part of his children’s lives.

    PS… Aren’t those checkmarks white?

  • I’m white
    January 27, 2020 at 12:20 am

    Fucking white people fucking white women

    • Alison
      January 29, 2020 at 12:28 am

      Fuck you filthy NAKER

  • BitchTits
    January 27, 2020 at 12:00 am

    Wait, what’s wrong with reminding the world that some rich negro sports ball player raped a white woman?

    • Big J
      January 27, 2020 at 1:20 am

      Well seeing as how he was never convicted and America has the whole “innocent until proven guilty” thing…

      • Brett Kavanugh
        January 27, 2020 at 7:05 am

        “innocent until proven guilty” not any more so many SJW fuckheads consider me rapist

      • Trump
        January 27, 2020 at 8:42 am

        I disagree

      • Just The Facts Mam
        January 27, 2020 at 9:13 am

        He was NEVER found not guilty in a court of law but he did pay high 6 figures to make the charges disappear

      • Corinth Arkadin
        January 27, 2020 at 10:34 pm

        OK boomer.

        It never went to trial. Otherwise Kobe would have gone away for a long, long time.

        Take away the talent and strip away the money, and Kobe was no different than the assholes you walk across the street to avoid. In fact he may have been worse becasue of his money.

        Innocent til Proven Guilty still holds. The preponderance of the evidence is also something to be taken into account. In Kavenaugh’s case, there was literally zero; half-truths and “remembrances” decades afterwards.

        With Kobe we have accusations, police reports, medical documentation, and legal complaints. That’s more than you need in a aggrivated rape case.

        Go put a quarter in the DON’T Jar.

  • No shit.....really?
    January 26, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    Really? You didn’t know Kobe Bryant? Man who would’ve thunk it…..a celebrity who doesn’t know uncle turtleboy

  • Startled Pancake
    January 26, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    “Air Bryant”

    He sure as shit can’t breathe now. (His “I Can’t Breathe” stance didn’t age well)

    Also:

    FIRST!!!! and I would.

    Kobe Bryant. Why’d he apologize if he didn’t rape the brawd? Why accept that as part of the settlement.

    Good riddance.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 27, 2020 at 10:51 am

      Wow, 14 people down-voted this. A whopping 14.

      Something tells me rolls of fat, diabetus, Liberty Medical subscriptions and a Rascal scooter are in your individual futures.

      STOP WATCHING PRO-SPORTS, you assholes.

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