Every family has its own expectations about things like manners, cleanliness, and acceptable language. Although expectations vary, it’s pretty universally accepted that most parents hope for their children to grow to be responsible, happy, healthy, successful, productive members of society when they grow up. Except for Ariel Tirado’s family, I guess?
Apparently Ariel hasn’t hit the “responsible or successful productive member of society” mark yet, but that’s ok – because in her family they know how to get turnt, dawg, and that’s what’s important to them. It looks like Ariel has had a really difficult, financially disadvantaged life so far, for sure.
So according to the GoFundMe she wisely created, she needs $1,500 to pop some bottles in the club, or else she will bring horrific shame upon her bloodline.
“Raised by a Bolivian family and a strict Dominican father. Constantly have to live up to my Bolivian family, who know how to get turnt everywhere they go. For my 21st i want to live up to their expectations and make them proud. What sucks is that I’m broke and can’t buy all the bottles needed to meet the expectations. Please if you have a heart and know the struggle donate!”
Yeah, I guess I don’t have a heart, because I will not donate to your $1,500 campaign to get drunk for your 21st birthday. I will donate a tip – get a job for your 21st birthday, not drunk. Or stay in school, something. Just because you claim your parents set the bar this low for you, doesn’t mean you have to. But for the record, I don’t believe you. If your version of a strict father is a guy who expects you to have $1,500 in bottle service the first night you are allowed to drink legally, you’re severely confused. Besides…..
The dog filter indicates they’ve failed already. Have some self respect, you’re from Foxboro, not Brockton.
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24 Comment(s)
Damn right she’s not from brockton! Way more busted chics than that come up with $1500 every month for rent on 2 bedroom shitholes here. I get she’s least likely to be picked by the waist up only pics but you gotta work what you got girl. This one is just that bad at the game. You want $ to go to the club to buy your own drinks all night? Slutty outfits aren’t working at the club to get drinks? Since when? What are these chics stepfathers teaching them these days!
Clearly she learned a lot from Jassy Correia’s 21st bday celebration. Wooo lets get liit and blackout drunk around strangers in a club!!! Trunks are comfortable if you’re in two pieces.
Is it me, or are a lot of womenz these days…., well, …expanding.
ps
No Go Fund Me for you!
GoFundMe is over, only raised $45 LMAO
Build the wall!
The Government has taught people they are entitled to handouts. They have enabled free-loaders on the back of working people.
Typical lazy ass Spanish bitch. All she wants is handouts. Her folks didn’t set the bar low, they just set a very low example. She learned it by watching them. The saddest part of all? She had no one to teach her what shame is, what pride is, what self respect is. She is destined for a life of living off of others.
Tell you what sweetie…..you give me a hundred dollars and I’ve it something that will pop real nice for you on your birthday
Is there any doubt capitalism rules?
Somehow, evil Mr. Monocle Monopoly Man has convinced the dopes of the world that the only way to prove you’re a person of substance or means is to spend FIFTEEN FUCKING HUNDRED DOLLARS on a bottle of sparkling wine, and not only that, to purchase many of these bottles, not just one.
“Meg, I think you’d look amazing in my brand of lifestyle products, that are designed to represent a poor person’s idea of what a rich person would wear.”
” I’m tired of people like her begging for money online “. I”m tired of people begging for money period. The other day outside the local Stop & Shop the “panhandler of the day ” was collecting money for heroin addicted homeless people. I just belly laughed…
I can’t hate her.
Because you’re an asshole!!
fuck you randall, just end it all you worthless oxygen thief
I’d donate $25 to a GFM that was paying for her to “pop” a 9mm into the roof of her mouth.
No fucking shame in these shitbags.
The fact that she’s obese should be bringing shame & dishonor to her family. STOP EATING FATTY!
There you go Clive… some fat shamming for ya.
Hehehehe!!! She pretends to come from such a GREAT family, yet she has to beg for $1,500 dollars (which isn’t much) online?
Can you believe she has collected $25.00 dollars already, who would give her anything?
I wouldn’t give her ONE SINGLE PENNY! I’m tired of people like her begging for money online for some silly BS! What’s sadder is that people like her make MORE MONEY, begging for money online, than some people online who actually NEED MONEY for Surgeries, FOOD, Shelter, & etc.
Makes me ill that people give money to selfish people like her. She thinks the whole world owes her something. Typical among TOO MANY millennials… unfortunately. 🙁
They get a certain amount every time someone shares their go fund me. So ecerytime someone passes it to the next person she is getting $. They shouldn’t even allow these type of gofund me accounts to be created.
Really?
How can that happen? I never heard that before. Not right.
Is that all GFM campaigns, or just certain ones?
Support your own habit bitch.
Yup and if she needs to suck my dick to support her habit, I am ok with that
cool idea , give your mom a rest hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that’s some funny shit right there
I can’t say this isn’t something I wouldn’t have done at almost 21. I’d rather support her GFM rather than the every day con artist.
She is a con artist. The con is always to separate you from your money.
I can’t say that you are or ever were very motivated either. If you have to beg for money from strangers instead of getting a job and earning your own money then you are weak and pathetic. I mowed my neighbor’s lawns when I was a 10 year old kid to make money. These people are able-bodied , lazy shitbags who deserve nothing unless they earn it.