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Vapid Schlong Strangler Who Writes The Worst Erotic Fiction I Have Ever Seen Is Frustrated That Everyone Wants A Slice Of Her Hot Buttered Clam Pie And Won’t Just Give Her Money For Nothing

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Vapid Schlong Strangler Who Writes The Worst Erotic Fiction I Have Ever Seen Is Frustrated That Everyone Wants A Slice Of Her Hot Buttered Clam Pie And Won’t Just Give Her Money For Nothing

 

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This is Kristen Howe, and she has some serious personal problems going on right now, so pray for her, y’all.

 

 

Kristen is a single mom going through a “rough time” financially, because between all the the internet panhandling and complaining she does, she simply does not have the free time to go actively seek employment.

 

Had to quit a job due to sexual advances made by your boss, eh? Seems plausible. Believe her. Because it’s not like we have laws and an overzealous, completely gullible legal system to protect women from that. Regardless of the validity of the claim. I think we should all give this woman money, she clearly is super motivated to get back on her feet, and grateful for all the “help” she has received thus far.

Yet, unfortunately for Kristen, she just can’t seem to turn off her wily feminine charm long enough to get some no-strings attached cash.

No matter what she does or says, everybody just wants to fuck her.

 

Don’t you hate it when you’re just so sexy and irresistible that it interferes with getting an online handout without every Tom, Dick and Harry trying to get all up into your lady holes?

 

 

Such a cross to bear. How hard is it for a 46 year old, staunchly democratic cheesehog with 5 kids and no gainful employment to get a handout or 50 from online strangers without having to give up her alluring stench trench? At least she’s a lady of her morals who totally WILL NOT sleep with you for money, you guys, so stop asking already.

 

Right Said Fred called, Kristen. They said they want their gimmick back. “I’m too sexy for your solicitation” just doesn’t have a great ring to it.

Although it is possible the lady doth protest a little too much.

 

Furthermore, she has no time for you if you just won’t give her money, period.

Yes, Kristin, it’s definitely everyone else’s fault that you can’t provide for your children. The nerve! What kind of world are we living in when a beggapotumus like this can’t support her family while staying unemployed and online all day? She voted Democrat, for fuck’s sake! She deserves your charity!

 

I have a feeling the Democratic Party would appreciate it if this slag revokes her endorsement.

Hilariously, as opposed to actual, gainful employment so that she can, you know, pay bills and stuff without having to throw her voluptuous body to the sex-hungry wolves howling at her doorstep, the cheesehog who is responsible for well written pieces of art such as this:

 

Fancies herself to be quite the prolific author.

And I’m not saying I smell a Pulitzer here, but….

 

Nope, that’s shit and desperation I smell, sorry. Definitely not a Pulitzer.

 

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that when you are barely literate, writing books is probably not the way to earn a living. When you look like a crack addicted hippo in eyeliner and can’t stop bellyaching to anyone who will listen online, you either need to get used to the bobs and vegana mafia offering you cash for nip pics and weird dudes in their 60s offering you $40 in exchanging for access to your blowhole, or shut up about it, already. There are no other options here. Unless you want to go get a job, and I don’t see that happening here.

 

18 Comment(s)
  • Too big, not to big.
    November 23, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    She’s a democrat? Shocking!

  • Captain Francis Crozier
    November 22, 2018 at 8:25 am

    Five kids from eight fathers, i’m guessing her live-in boyfriend doesn’t want her dating. Thank god for her priorities, though, keeping the cable at all costs. Meanwhile, her at home kids, 14 and 16, are certainly old enough to work and help out. She does appear to be starving, though her iceberg photo’s may be hiding 90% of her bulk. This human clump needs to stop her whinging, having already hit up churches as a Christian hating Dem (try a mosque!) and no doubt everyone she’s ever come in contact with. Give it a rest, get a job.

  • Lola Bunny
    November 21, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    I’m amazed by her terrible eyeliner. And I’ve seen 2 year olds with better lipstick application skills. And holy crap, those are the pics she chose to put on her FB?!? I can’t imagine what her “bad” pictures look like. Scary shit.

  • JoeMomma
    November 21, 2018 at 9:16 am

    She may be able to make some money as a Michael Jackson impersonator

  • whatevuh
    November 20, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    just more proof, the Indian really did fuck the water buffalo

  • Burlando Castile
    November 20, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    Best parts were

    “I just want to pay off my Cox bill and I will be ok.”   Hahaha!

    The dude who outwardly propositioned her. 

    Was she employed in Andover, CT or Andover, MA?  -reread her posts. 

    • 3_syllable_wonder
      November 20, 2018 at 5:19 pm

      How does she spell like that and then pull a word like sycophant out of nowhere. Legitimately got a headache from trying to read those screenshotted posts. Wtf

  • Get a job
    November 20, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    I bet you can get a job at Walmart, McD’s, and the like. Stop begging for handouts. PS. your not attractive or sexy. On a scale of 1-10, a 2.

  • Clitty Litter
    November 20, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    Only has to schlep along for a few more years until the SS checks start rolling in……
    Epic product placement with the McD’s bladder-buster (Diet Coke).

    • screwed
      November 20, 2018 at 3:27 pm

      You have to pay into SS to collect when you retire.

  • Christopher Marlowe
    November 20, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    When you’re barely literate, you can still blog for TBS, though, AMIRITE? Ho ho ho.

    • Ingram Frizer
      November 20, 2018 at 8:26 pm

      Don’t make me come stab you again.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 20, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    I’ll give her $25 to keep her clothes on and her mouth shut.

  • November 20, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    I really dont understand why people who have no money or education choose to have children.

    It’s not our fucking problem that you decided to get knocked up in 9th grade and chose hoodbogger dick over education. Just because you made a decision to have children you can not care for does not mean that people have to help you out. I’m sick and tired being told I’m an asshole for thinking this way. It’s not your problem, my problem or our problem that these fuck twits decide to have kids they cant pay for. O well, well what about the children, you know what I really dont give a fuck about the children to be honest. Those kids are all going to be a fucked up mess and in trouble repeating the cycle any way. So why care?

    I dont feel bad I never will. People need to stop having kids if they cant afford them. It’s not our job to take care of your little trash bags. Now get over it and find a fucking job. Stop begging and do for you. Fuck if this bitch needs money that bad she can go to a labor ready type place. You work a shift they pay you that day. Might not be the best or most glamorous job but its fucking work and you get paid the same day. There are junkies who do it so why cant she or the others? That’s the thing it’s not that they cant. It’s that they dont want to. They want to sit in their section 8 dens that we pay for and complain they dont get enough free shit. They understand that these programs are just to help and get them by for a bit. They are not ment to support you to which it turns into a life style. It’s to help you get on your feet and they know that as we do. It’s time to put a cap on assistance. If you need the help you get it for 1 year. That’s more than enough time for a person to get their life on track, kids or not. If you can not get your shit together in that year then that’s it for you. Instead of these idiots finding time to bitch about shit on social media turn that time into finding a fucking job.

    I do very well for my self. I never asked for government assistance or a thing from anyone. If I could put my self through a college masters program then so can they!

  • Fitzy
    November 20, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    I spent the whole time reading that waiting for her to reveal that she was born male.

  • JoeMomma
    November 20, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    Where have we heard this before?

    Can’t spell, can’t construct a complete sentence, yet wonders why she’s unemployed?

  • Turtlebub
    November 20, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    I’m actually impressed with how terrible she is.

  • Captain Trips
    November 20, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    “Only with humans” – Dirty Harry

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