Turtleboy Investigates

Very Important Woman Says She’s Going To Sue Us If We Write About An Accused Rapist From Worcester Because She’s Appointed Herself In Charge Of Investigating


Over the last few days we’ve gotten a number of messages from turtle riders about a Facebook post that involves a Worcester resident and show promoter named Tony Scavone. The allegations made in the post are pretty serious.

Normally we don’t jump into Internet rumors, but there were thousands of comments made on that post, and many women came forward with serious accusations, so it merits investigating.

With that said, I’m putting this blog out there to let Tony Scavone know that we’re more than willing to hear his side of the story in the name of fairness. We have no interest in a hit piece, we only care about truth and justice.

With that said, a woman from Philadelphia named Amanda Rivera has appointed herself in charge of the investigation.

She appears to have no background in law enforcement or law in general, and she works as a “Judge and Organizer at Camp Bisco Color War.” According to their Facebook page this is what they do:

Before there were tough mudders or Spartan racers, there was an even crazier group of vividly-dressed, eccentric sports enthusiasts doing ridiculous things in the sun for just one day of the year. 13 years ago, the first Color War exploded on the scene at Camp Bisco in a wave of green, yellow, purple and orange, and the madness has only grown with each passing year. This ain’t no game of thrones — Color War is alternately a Clash of Chess Kings, a Storm of Dodgeballs, a Feast for Bacon-lovers and a Dance-off with Dragons. Where else but here will you find such feats of strength, guile, intelligence and funkiness, all with a backing soundtrack featuring some of the greatest live acts of 2018?

I’m still not sure what any of this means, or what she does for a living, but she’s obviously the natural choice to be in charge of a rape investigation/story.

When I saw that she was collecting statements from alleged victims I reached out to her and it didn’t go as planned. (I thought we were Facebook friends, but I was mistaken)


Well, there she is – the most self-important person on the Internet. Obviously she’s never heard of Turtleboy if she believes the mainstream media outlets she’s “speaking” with are going to cover this story in the way it needs to be covered. Don’t worry, people said the same thing about Greg Bates, Franklin Baxley, Juicin Jeremy, the State Police, and countless other stories we’ve broken. She’ll know who we are soon.

For the record, dozens of women came forward with credible, detailed allegations of sexual harassment and/or sexual assault on that page. We’ve screenshotted all of them. Contrary to popular belief, Facebook is not your diary. When you post something like that on a public post it becomes public testimony. You are legally responsible for it, and we are under no obligation to keep your name a secret.

While we were speaking I messaged the guy who made the post and he has since taken it down. He doesn’t look like he’d be a typical turtle rider.

His virtue signaling and flat brimmed game are on fleek though. Did I say that right?

Anyway, we would like to invite anyone who would like to give us any information on this story to message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook, or email turtleboysports@gmail.com. Bristol, South Shore Turtlegirl, and I will be working on putting this story together, even though we don’t have permission to do so from the hot air balloon judge and organizer in Philly. When we publish it it will be on TBDailyNews.com, so subscribe to that blog if you’re not already. And again, Tony and any friends of his are more than welcome to share their side of the story as well.


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57 Comment(s)
  • Roy Buchanon
    June 19, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    She is not the right person to be handling this at all. They need to go to a real attorney and get real legal advice. Who even is she? How did she become appointed to this position? It seems like she is just wanting to be involved, and THAT is vile. I think you could have handled this better, as well, but I do agree that she should not be running point for these women.

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    June 19, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    She’s a bootleg Gloria Allred. Injecting herself into a situation that she has absolutely no involvement with, just to get some attention to fill up the sad, empty void that is her life.

  • Brian G.
    June 19, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    I just recently found out about this and let me say- though I have absolutely no in-depth information as to Tony’s behavor in the past, seeing someone like this clown Amanda Rivera who is ‘opposing’ him makes everything seem at least half as credible. Does it seem so far fetched that someone like her would encourage women to twist, exaggerate, or evem make up a story? Again, concrete evedience is exactly that, but that doesn’t seem like what she’s going for. Also, being that she isn’t representing anyone as an attorney, who does she think she is?

    This is a great article for bringing out the possibility of something vile that Tony may have done, and something sketchy and unproffestional (to say the least) that Amanda is doing.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    June 19, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    “verbal rape??” What is that, forced oral or something?

    Great chat Uncle T had with Amanda. As the conversation goes on I can see her gradually realizing that she’s not as smart as her mom told her she was.

  • Well, No Shit
    June 19, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Why do people insist on getting “ironic” tattoos? They’re stupid. Case in point; that dude’s gardening tattoo is utterly ridiculous.

    Between the hat, those fucking glasses, the “whimsical” (read; shitty) look on his face, the pose, and that nonsensical tattoo on his arm, I really don’t think that this is someone who I would get along with.

    Is that being a judgmental asshole? Yep. I’ll own that.

    • ElJefe72
      June 19, 2019 at 4:41 pm

      He’s a Hipster. Nobody likes hipsters (except other hipsters).

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    June 19, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Why aren’t these women going to the police instead of fucking Facebook?

  • Mad Rock Cali
    June 19, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Is there anything trashier than creating a forum for nasty, sexually charged comments about someone helping victims of sexual assault? For money.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see Dumb people
    June 19, 2019 at 11:21 am

    Does verbal rape come with the same jail time sentence as Fart Rape?? Asking for a friend .. Hahhahaah fuckimg snowflakes and thier buzzwords i swear they were put here for my amusement

    • JimmyBooms
      June 19, 2019 at 11:32 am

      Tony Scavone used to be a good kid, hell of a baseball player. He could have any woman he wanted. He may have had 1 too many Acid trips by now but I cant imagine him raping anyone except his fathers bank account.

      But if he did it then fucking hang him, hopefully the truth will be revealed.

  • randiguy2006
    Stay out of it.
    June 19, 2019 at 10:43 am

    She’s got 7 women willing to come forward? And you do your little mocking voice? We’re talking about RAPE here your moron. Stay out of it. It’s not about YOU. Not all things exist to provide you with “content”. Go catch some illegal parkers.

    • JoeMomma
      June 19, 2019 at 11:13 am

      Helpful hint….

      Report crimes to the police, not a camp councilor.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ed Maaaahkey's comb-over
    June 19, 2019 at 10:34 am

    Beware !
    She’s got them crazy eyes !
    Ever notice the bat-shit crazy ones all have the same eyes?
    AOC, Liz Warren, Nancy Pelosi, Alyssa Milano……just look at the eyes!
    It’s a commonality.
    I don’t care if shes got nice tits, or can suck-start the Space Shuttle : BEWARE them crazy eyes !

  • Dick Lips
    June 19, 2019 at 10:32 am

    I must say, don’t judge a TBs rider by our appearance or political choosing. I think Trump was a waste of a good jizz shot at his mothers open day, but i digress. I prefer a news source that doesn’t keep out the facts, and ignore that truth. Keep on exposing fucktards for being just that, fucktards, and I will continue to be a “liberal” (idk if thats what i am, but thats what my dad calls me) for TBS

  • Narc Brownstain
    June 19, 2019 at 10:31 am

    I realize this article is about very important people in the scene…. which I am not. But hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

    I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

    Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

    Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

    Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can’t offer and direct providers can’t match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

    Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg’s going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg’s (you won’t find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can’t truly set prices because it’s based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

    Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol’ boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg’s and large distributors.

    Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

    This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don’t really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

    I will say this, if you can’t get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It’s simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

    If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

    • Christopher Lettiere
      June 19, 2019 at 11:39 am

      What. The. Fuck?

    • Almost as good as porn
      June 19, 2019 at 11:43 am

      Why are you here? Nobody comes here for Advanced Marketing 201. You spent all that time writing that? That’s even sadder than those of us eager to gobble up TB commentary as entertainment.

    • Evil Suit
      June 19, 2019 at 12:12 pm

      Very cute. Let me give you a short cut: hookers and blow. That’s what gets it done.

  • InvertedBuddha
    June 19, 2019 at 10:25 am

    She was voted by her Camp Bisco peers to be the “most likely to make herself the center of attention despite having nothing to do with anything” for 10 years running! HAHAHAHAHAHA


    Also can’t wait for Tony Scavone to get ass raped in Concord!

  • randiguy2006
    Detective TB Strikes Again!
    June 19, 2019 at 10:21 am

    “She appears to have no background in law enforcement or law in general”…yet makes accusations on the interweb!!

    Hey Columbo…what’s your background again, TB? Have they arrested the guy who found the phone in Springfield yet?

  • Peter Brady
    June 19, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Pork chops and apple sauce or Long Island Iced Tea and roofies?

  • Jimmy jangles
    June 19, 2019 at 9:55 am

    So this girl didn’t want to talk to you because she felt you were a hack who wouldn’t treat the material with respect. So you decided to prove her right?

    • randiguy2006
      June 19, 2019 at 10:30 am

      That comment is waaaaaaaay too intelligent for the commenters here.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    June 19, 2019 at 8:24 am

    I’m familiar with the argument of Johnny Cash as a lesbian icon but I wouldn’t have expected to see that guy with his tattoo. He must have totally misunderstood “A Boy Named Sue.” Or maybe he’s just being ironic.

  • Dick GoZinya
    June 19, 2019 at 7:25 am

    “Two credible major news outlets are respectfully waiting before they write anything”. Since fucking when?

  • Dr. Kildaire
    June 19, 2019 at 7:19 am

    And whatever that dog was eating between her legs appeared to be quite tasty.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    June 19, 2019 at 7:15 am

    Go ahead and post it. I’ll cover your legal fees.

  • Look Closer
    June 19, 2019 at 6:20 am

    She really is not pretty. Only has nice boobs. She has a man face.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 19, 2019 at 3:07 am

    She’s a total narcissist.

    That said, she has got a banging set of tits.

  • CoolCat
    June 18, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    That snowflake is having a meltdown! However, I am sure she will be gobbling….oops! I mean collecting many semen samples throughout the course of her investigation.

  • Local real local
    June 18, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    She claims to be acting on behalf of the other victims, but after reviewing those texts, who is she kidding? Also, the police need to pay her a visit and obtain her notes and interview records of these alleged victims. There is no right to keep confidential the records of a crime, even if you are a blogger/writer and/or newspaper publisher. Don’t confuse that with the source issue, which she clearly is. Also she took the blog down probably because she herself doesn’t want to be sued by the target of the article if you can call it that.


  • Continue at your own risk
    June 18, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    They’re not participating in discourse, they’re just being incendiary for the sole purpose of being incendiary. Let me be perfectly clear – if you’re doing this, I would give you up in a heartbeat. I would feed you on a platter to Jamie’s attorney in order to save myself. People like you damage our brand and our image, and if you died in a fire tomorrow the world would be a better place without you.

    So if you have a problem with me giving up commenters’ information, you can blow me.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 19, 2019 at 6:40 am

      Off you fuck, Jamie.

      No-one’s buying it.

    • Another anonymous shitpost responder
      June 19, 2019 at 12:13 pm


      “Nice try, Jamie, trying to insinuate you’re UT. You’re even making a comment having NOTHING to do with the previous comments on this particular ratchet deserving her moment of internet fame (and her “alleged” thief of a fiancé). Go find a freakin’ dog, that’s supposed to be YOUR specialty.”

      Hey, look, Mommy, I can cut and paste, JUST LIKE JAMIE!

    • Turtz McGurtz
      June 19, 2019 at 8:42 pm

      Who is Jamie?

  • Brock Turner
    June 18, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Tony – if you’re reading this, hit me up and I will connect you with my legal team

  • Sheriff of Poundtown
    June 18, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    Another fine young strumpet I can’t take seriously. Her inane bloviatings say “Don’t objectify me”. Her pictures say “Spit in my mouth!”.

  • Jack
    June 18, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Delusional, reminding of the lefty fascists out there. Who make their own laws for the occasion. File under, dime a dozen!

  • Ted Baxter
    June 18, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    She’s not a lawyer but she did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express.

  • Titties
    June 18, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Show this on your next job interview. Oh, they will know.

  • The Name Game
    June 18, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    My thought exactly! Amanda CryMeA Rivera probably got her legal education from TV. Not so much in her communications class. Otherwise she wouldn’t blather about content already publicly posted on the interwebs.

  • Lea
    June 18, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Any woman that is going to go to her is a idiot. Why would you share such a traumatic experience with some women who clearly has alt motives? Cover your butt and go to the police and get a therapist to talk to.

  • WeRFucked
    June 18, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    I think she’s got money riding on this.

    Are those funbags fake, or is she a short, fat, porker?

  • Captain Trips
    Dirty Harry
    June 18, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    ‘She’s a legend in her own mind’ – Dirty Harry

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 18, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Casual Observations
    1) Fuck the media; Help file some fucking charges or go home bitch.

    2) I admit it: I’d pay her for sex, even in one of those fantasy rape situations (too early?)

    3) Comparing Camp Bisco to Spartan / Tough Mudder is a fucking joke. Society is paying for MDMA in the water.

    4) I had massive anxiety researching Camp Bisco and Scavone’s disc jam. Assholes actually go to this shit? I need a Xanax. Fuck.

    • C
      June 19, 2019 at 10:37 am

      The Camp Bisco part made me laugh. Camp Bisco is a days-long music festival like Bonnaroo…she’s the “judge” of a bunch of drunk toddlers rolling face on molly while some weird electronica music bumps in the background. Once a year. Womp, womp.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    June 18, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    With all her replies I wonder if she got everything she wanted to say, off her chest.

  • mrme
    June 18, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    She is obviously qualified to conduct an extensive investigation and require that everyone else keep the noise out of it. Right? After all, she knows about Facebook. My God!!! What have we become.

    • mrme
      June 18, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      Edit: Their nose…I really should proof read before I hit send.

  • ElJefe72
    June 18, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    There’s crazy in them there eyes!

  • Y
    June 18, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    She’s gotta be thinking about profiting off this story…

  • Wow two nice sets in a row
    June 18, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Instead of exposing him….expose those titties beautiful

  • hank
    June 18, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Even though she’s crazy she still knows how to play to her strengths. Those yaboos seem top notch on first glance, which would make most guys pretend to be interested in what she’s saying. But looking into the other pics it’s clear, objects online don’t hold up in real life. She’s pushing 175 easy. They’re supported by a giant sea turtle shell-like stomach/gunt comb. Which means anything after this discovery renders everything she said previously and in the future, moot.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Juicin' Amanda Rivera
    June 18, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Ooooh juicy!! Can’t flippin’ wait!!! Love TB-Show them what you’re made of!!!

  • Betty Ford
    June 18, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Who cares. Great tits.

    • Ilike fit chicks not fatties
      June 18, 2019 at 8:03 pm

      blubber tits, kinda fat and smelly, I'[d pass

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Handsome Dan
    June 18, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    For someone who acts like she knows everything certainly is confused about how the internet and facebook works. Lol. This guy might be an serial rapist or he might have never touched anyone but the fact she’s so afraid of letting you write a fact based story on it makes me wonder if she’s telling the truth or just trying to get back to him for some bullshit.

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