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So tonight Worcester Magazine is holding it’s dinner for the Best of Worcester 2015 people’s choice awards. And obviously Turtleboy Sports will once again be honored for best local blog. We will have two of our bloggers in the house collecting our hardware, one of which is probably the most infamous person associated with Turtleboy Sports:
Bret “The Killer” Killoran. If you don’t watch your cockwasher, then he’ll wash it out with soap.
Speaking of Worcester Magazine, last week we broke the news that Steve Sargent was the new chief of police in Worcester:
No big deal. We have inside sources in the police department and they wanted us to be the ones who broke the news. This is what happens when you’re nice to people. They do nice things for you in return.
Well the very next day
Worcester Magazine Walter Bird announced that they “broke” this same exact story:
Classic move by Wacky Walter Bird. People immediately began calling them out in the comments, because apparently Wacky Walter doesn’t know what “breaking news” means. His response was so Wacky Walter it hurts:
This is what people do when they are confronted with the facts we present. They start calling everyone Aidan. Yawn. It’s just so funny because they masquerade themselves as some sort of legitimate news outlet, and hold themselves to a hilarious standard of “professionalism.” Meanwhile, they act like 2nd graders on the playground on Facebook. Not a good look, as this woman pointed out:
As did many others:
Ouch. The truth hurts.
Here’s the best part – Wacky Walter is CONSTANTLY ripping on the Telegram and Gazette every time they “break” a story that he’s already taken credit for breaking:
When the People’s City Councilor Michael Gaffney pointed out that Turtleboy already reported this news, Wacky Walter got confused:
LOL. They love to pretend like Turtleboy doesn’t exist, don’t they? Meanwhile Bret Killoran is eating a free meal at their expense right now.
That’s when Wacky Walter tried to justify that it was indeed still breaking news when he reported it:
Wait…..what?? It’s not breaking news because we only wrote that Sargent was GOING TO BE named the chief? Then 24 hours later the police held a press conference and announced that Turtleboy was right and Walter was the first one to write about it on Facebook, therefore it’s breaking news now? Huh? What is this poor guy smoking? So like, by his logic weren’t the police the one’s who broke the news? It’s sad really.
When someone pointed it out that he was hiding behind some meaningless wording, Wacky Walter once again had very little to say:
Breaking news: Turtleboy owns Walter Bird’s brain.
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