Walking Tub Of Sex Juice Weymouth John Starts $3,500 GoFundMe For New Jeep Because He’s Bored And Can’t Stalk Women Online Anymore

A few years back (before I was with Turtleboy) someone evidently did a blog on this upstanding chud who goes by “Weymouth John,” after he made a video calling out the entire south shore to fight him.

“Fuck you Braintree.”

The other day he made another video warning people not to speak to the Weymouth Police, because he is a “dangerous scary dude who will fuck you up.” Of course he did that in his bedroom, which unsurprisingly consists of an idle mattress on the ground in an unventilated sweatbox filled with fart residue.

Evidently mother fuckers say he got no hoes, which he disputes.

He got “Irish hoes, Brazilian hoes, Puerto Rican hoes, Russian hoes, all different types of hoes with different area codes…..making like $5,000 a day.”

But despite the enormity of his success this walking tub of sex juice, who couldn’t get the panties to drop any faster if he tried, is now looking for handouts with a GoFundMe.

“I need a car please I’m mentally ill slow no job.”

Remarkably this man, who claims he lives in an unidentified group home, and who has an unidentified mental illness that would no doubt bring him a check from Uncle Sam once a month, has managed to get three morons to hand him $240 because he has “nothing to do all day.” Not because he’s looking for a job or needs to visit a sick relative. He’s just bored as shit, and can only make so many YouTube videos calling out everyone in Quincy.

Then again, maybe this is why he couldn’t get a job:

Cohasset police executed a search warrant last Friday (Dec. 3) at an apartment at 55 Elmwood Park in Quincy during which they seized computers, cellular telephones, and other electronics, including electronic media storage devices. Police are investigating the complaint made by a 21-year-old Cohasset woman last month (Nov. 14) that she had received upwards of 75 obscene, sexually graphic calls on her cell phone. Police said that the victim had a falling-out with a former co-worker, and she now alleges that he posted a sexually explicit ad on Craigslist that included her cellular telephone number. She received 54 calls within an hour after the ad was placed, police said. The suspect, John C. Hurley, 25, of Quincy, is being summonsed to Quincy District Court on a charge of criminal harassment and identity theft.

According to court documents, the alleged victim and Hurley were both employed at Shaw’s back in 2006. He was interested in pursuing a dating relationship with the alleged victim. She was not interested. At that time, Hurley was summonsed to court for making annoying phone calls to the girl and was told not to have any contact with her. The alleged victim told police Hurley had not contacted her in nearly four years until he allegedly sent an email last January to her Facebook page apologizing for his past behavior, court papers state. She did not respond. She also allegedly received voicemails from Hurley last spring and police warned him to not have any more contact with her.

I can’t believe that poor girl wouldn’t wanna get a piece of this sweet potato pie.

She really missed out on a life full of soiled mattresses, broken dreams, and dumpster selfies.

They could’ve had a GoFundMe for their wedding and Weymouth John could fight everyone who brought a gift of less than $100.

Anyway, if Weymouth John wants to come on the Live show next weekend I think it goes without saying at this point that he’s more than welcome. Email us if interested John –


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25 Comment(s)
  • Dick buttkiss
    May 5, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    Dealt with this kid in jail…. He would fuck his own shoes on the regular. Jizz socks all over his cell.

  • Nevins Gonzales
    February 12, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Nice bitch tits you faggot. I’ll fight you 120 Gaslight apt 12 weymouth
    anytime fatso

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 5, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Old moobs
    February 5, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Yea I got ’em but I’m a senior fucking citizen and I’ve earned mine and no longer give two shards about it. But a young man?

  • Fecking moobs!
    February 5, 2019 at 8:40 am

    I bet he lactates when he gets upset.

  • Chet Manley
    February 5, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Hopefully he uses some of that cash for a decent bra. Titties need to be contained when they are that big.

  • Princess Gray Beaver
    February 4, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    This is fucking gold
    What a squash on this guy. How long was his head stuck in Mommy’s twat during birth.?
    It’s like a cartoon head but with tits. Was he the manager at Shaw’s?

  • aL
    February 4, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Thank you for this. From the cockles of my heart.

  • mike
    February 4, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    In that picture by the dumpster, he looks like Trevor from GTA V.

  • whatevuh
    February 4, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    My girlfriend is jealous, he’s got bigger tits than her LOL

  • Uncle CornCob
    February 4, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    She’s 21 but worked at Shaws in 2006?? Now way this jabroni is 25

  • Kim Wescott
    February 4, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Those videos, especially the first one, are downright embarrassing. Truly cringeworthy.

  • Retards, Aisle 5 !! Retards, Aisle 5 !!
    February 4, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    No wonder the rest of us guys can’t score any chicks, this guy is out corralling ALL the babes for himself. Man, I sure wouldn’t want to be Quincy or Braintree right now !! This guy is gonna be running the whole east coast someday, you watch. He’s got $5k to bribe all the gang bosses to vote for him as King O’ The East Coast and then who knows ? The sky’s the limit with a sharp, street smart, go getter like this !!

  • Jeep Fan
    February 4, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Of course he wants a jeep Mental illness. Pointy boobs. You could split wood with them.

  • Weymouth Bob
    February 4, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    I am so glad this kid is back. Pure entertainment 

  • Sarah jennison
    February 4, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    6’4, 269, 20 percent body fat. What? 10 percent in each tittie? You forgot the 25 percent called your dome, meathead. What a mess. Lol

  • Milf Assessor
    February 4, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Damn he makes me look like a pussy for only wanting to fight my whole neighborhood 


  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 4, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    I just dontvunderstand Wtf people are thinking anymore. Seriously, shame has gone out the window and morons crawled back in. People have no more modesty or shame, they just put themselves out there with no Fucks to give. I weep for the future. These imbeciles will be wiping our asses in the nursing home someday….

    • Youth in Asia
      February 4, 2019 at 4:29 pm

      Euthenasia for president 2050

      • Burlando Castile
        February 5, 2019 at 1:48 am

        Great Megadeth album

  • Nostradamus
    February 4, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    And another example of how social media will destroy civilization…

  • The Ghost of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
    February 4, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    What is your major malfunction, Private Pyle?

  • warpedhead
    February 4, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    I lov how her moobs jiggle, makes me horny….

  • soulja draco
    February 4, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    yo is the Adam22? no jumper what happened? too much blow?

  • Moooooooooooob's
    February 4, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Hey ladies is he a 32-C or 34-C?

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