Warren Woman Brags About Getting Off Probation, Immediately Gets Arrested Selling Heroin In Warren Trailer Park

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Today’s All-Star mother of the day comes from the beautiful town of Warren, in all its splendor:




Her name is Dianna Demore, and she was extremely happy recently because she just got off probation:

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I know the feeling girl!! This is something lots of normal people can relate to. No more pissing in a cup in front of a stranger. No more mandatory classes with the slugpumps from the Ware Police Department Facebook page. You are free to do what you want, when you wanna do it. I’m sure she will value this new found freedom and stay out of trouble for good!!! That’s the advice her friends were giving to her:

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Yea, don’t tell her what to do. She’ll do what she wants. Obviously she’s responsible and won’t go back to breaking the same laws that got her put on probation in the first place.

Keep in mind she posted this on August 30. As in, three days ago. Then the Warren Police Department posted this today:



Literally three days after celebrating the end of her probation she gets busted selling heroin. Three freaking days!!! Do you know how hard it is to get caught that fast? Ya know who saw that one coming? Her family:


Good thing she set her drug dealing den in a place the cops would never look – the local trailer park on Brimfield Rd:

With it’s world famous wading pool:


Who would’ve ever thunk that people are selling heroin out of that fine establishment?

During her three days of freedom Dianna also shared her thoughts on life:


True that.

Oh, and good news – she has a child:


Because, why wouldn’t she have a child? She’s obviously in a great place to settle down and have a family. What could possibly go wrong?

In all seriousness, it’s sad and disgusting how many people out there are like this. It’s not enough that they profit by poisoning society with addicting drugs that kill people, they also don’t know how condoms work and keep bringing innocent children into this world who are denied a normal childhood. We live to shame nudniks like this.


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19 Comment(s)
  • Scott
    September 5, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    That photo in the beginning with all the trash..i lived there at the time that was not the residents fault the landord had gotten the buulding foreclosed on and the,bank,did not want to do anything.we as tenants cooperated with the town and actually did what we could to,get everything straightened out that was the picture of when whe hired our own trash removal since the landlord got services suspended for non payment.. That picture is a bad misrepresentation of the people that live n it especially when that building is not related to this article. And no longer looks like that.. Yall do good research blowin up peoples,spots but then use a pixture like this and are ignorant to the,situation of the phot itself..

    • Gina
      September 10, 2016 at 10:45 pm

      Very well said Scott!

  • A1
    September 3, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    Joe Fitzgerald is the best for calling her snippy. That $331 is probably cash she took out of an ATM from her EBT card, or however that works. That’s the taxpayers cash. And if it is her drug money, she needs to go get a regular job. Because selling bundles of Training Day smack, isn’t very lucrative.

  • Melanoma Trump
    September 2, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    Mal, Mal, Mal,

    Don’t you mean Speakers’ Corner? You know, the one in Hyde Park?

    Or were you thinking about Pooh Corner, you silly bear.

  • Mal Selican
    September 2, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    and this isn’t Poet’s corner in Hyde Park either.

  • Sal Melican
    September 2, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Nobody here knows how to write effin’ poetry

  • Bill P.
    September 2, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    Another one that needs to slice her own throat.

  • Margaret Melican
    September 2, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    There once was a trailer park resident.
    Setting arrest frequency precedent.
    All that bragging.
    And drug bagging.
    Make innocence claims irrelevant.

    • Sal Monella
      September 2, 2016 at 8:00 pm

      Here is a poet named Melican
      One wonders is she is Mexican?
      This rhyme was drug related
      A topic oft debated
      ‘Tween a tern, petrel and a pelican.

  • Unconcerned Citizen
    September 2, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    Oh…$331.00. Shit man, that makes a huge difference.

    She was in the big leagues.

    • TargetPractice
      September 2, 2016 at 6:10 pm

      Probably $320 of that is re-up money, whatever profit goes straight into their arm

  • juror seven
    September 2, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    $231.00 no self respecting dealer has a roll that small!! Looks like a starter kit for a rookie dealer.

    • Concerned Citizen
      September 2, 2016 at 4:43 pm

      You mean $331.00….right?

  • Spankster
    September 2, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Why does the name of the guy she got locked up with sound so familiar??

  • Turd Burglestein
    September 2, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Hahaha man…is that a turtle in the wading pool?

  • Jack Mehoff
    September 2, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Just another member of society (I’m sure we are paying for her to stay home and deal drugs) exercising her white privilege, but she got caught.

    How many BLM terrorists have above ground swimming pools that nice? I say it’s time for Obamapools!

  • September 2, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    Is this kevin lynchsucks niece that he loves so much cause it ain’t his fat ass slob of a mother or the drunk daddy layabout

    • Jessie Marie
      September 6, 2016 at 6:13 pm

      Is it sad that I’m reading all the comments on stories just to see the kevin lynch comments?? Bahahah

  • Jj
    September 2, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    She will be out on bail by time courthouse closes today

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