Today’s All-Star mother of the day comes from the beautiful town of Warren, in all its splendor:
Her name is Dianna Demore, and she was extremely happy recently because she just got off probation:
I know the feeling girl!! This is something lots of normal people can relate to. No more pissing in a cup in front of a stranger. No more mandatory classes with the slugpumps from the Ware Police Department Facebook page. You are free to do what you want, when you wanna do it. I’m sure she will value this new found freedom and stay out of trouble for good!!! That’s the advice her friends were giving to her:
Yea, don’t tell her what to do. She’ll do what she wants. Obviously she’s responsible and won’t go back to breaking the same laws that got her put on probation in the first place.
Keep in mind she posted this on August 30. As in, three days ago. Then the Warren Police Department posted this today:
Literally three days after celebrating the end of her probation she gets busted selling heroin. Three freaking days!!! Do you know how hard it is to get caught that fast? Ya know who saw that one coming? Her family:
Good thing she set her drug dealing den in a place the cops would never look – the local trailer park on Brimfield Rd:
With it’s world famous wading pool:
Who would’ve ever thunk that people are selling heroin out of that fine establishment?
During her three days of freedom Dianna also shared her thoughts on life:
Oh, and good news – she has a child:
Because, why wouldn’t she have a child? She’s obviously in a great place to settle down and have a family. What could possibly go wrong?
In all seriousness, it’s sad and disgusting how many people out there are like this. It’s not enough that they profit by poisoning society with addicting drugs that kill people, they also don’t know how condoms work and keep bringing innocent children into this world who are denied a normal childhood. We live to shame nudniks like this.
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