Washed Up News Anchor Is Using Her Adult Son’s Bullshit Kevin Spacey HJ Allegation To Beg For A Twitter Blue Checkmark 


I’ve always thought the Kevin Spacey accusations were bullshit, and my suspicions were confirmed today in Nantucket. If you’ve been living in a hole, two years ago during the height of the #MeToo era, some 18 year old kid named Will Little came forward and said that Spacey gave him an unsolicited three minute handy at a bar where he worked. The main reasons I didn’t believe it were because, 1) no grown man lets a movie star grab their junk for that long unless they liked it, and 2) his mother Heather Unruh did all of the speaking for her grown ass son. She just so happens to be a former WCVB news anchor.

Will graduated from Dover-Sherborn High School, the third and fourth wealthiest towns in Massachusetts. He’s a spoiled rich little shithead who doesn’t have the balls to stand up to his “I’d like to speak with the manager” mother, they’ve ruined the career of one of the greatest actors in Hollywood history, and they’re the ones who should be on trial here.

The case against Spacey revolves largely around text messages and video that Will Little was sending and recording during the incident. And I knew it was even more bullshit three weeks ago when some of those text messages were revealed:

Accuser: “Like he’s hangin around me in the bar. He got my nuumber and asked me to come out with him”

Girlfriend: “are you kidding” “what” “sounds like he’s hitting on you”

Accuser: “i think he is” “He’s grabbing my leg and sh–”

Girlfriend: “are you trying to tell me something? Being gay is okay!!!”

Accuser: “I’m not gay” “But I think spacey is”

Girlfriend: “Hahaha” “Uhg literally so jealous” “Pls take a selfie with him at some point”

Accuser: “No I’m serious no” “Now” “He’s totally gay”

Girlfriend: “Wait what…” “For real?”

Accuser: “He’s grabbed my d— like 8 times”

Girlfriend: “He’s pissed I’m texting!”

Accuser: “I told him I had a gf”


Girlfriend: “I thought you were serious” “Taking advantage of my gullible-ness” uhg haha “Haha tell him the gf says back off” [emoji]

Accuser: “No I’m serious” “He’s gay” “He pulled my zipper down” “And he invited me to his house” “I’ll talk to u later”

Girlfriend: “What the f— is happening?” [emojis] “Have fun but not too much fun if you know what I mean” [emoji]

Accuser: “Jesus Christ he reached down my pants” “Help” “No this is Kevin ducking spacey” “He’s gay” “Hes buying me yet another drink” “Help me” “He’s gotten me so many” “I’m drunk” “Help” “Molly” “He grabbed my d—” “Keving spacey is gay” “Check snap” “seriously help” “I’m gonna get he pic” “I got the autographs and a hell of a stout” “Story” “Help me”

It’s pretty obvious what happened here. This was an 18 year old kid fucking around with a movie star. If I was 18 years old and Kevin Spacey started grabbing my dick, I’d tell everyone about it too. Your crazy story immediately trumps everyone else’s at every party you go to for the rest of your life. Hell, I might even let him just for the story, which seems to be exactly what Will Little was thinking too. In no way, shape or form are those text messages from a person who considers themselves a victim. If anything he led Spacey on and was planning on humiliating him on social media (“Check snap”) in order to show off to his friends how gay Spacey is. Poor Kevin thought he was getting some action that night, and it turns out it was just a straight kid who thought it was hilarious to lead him on.

Then attention starved Mom saw Harvey Weinstein on TV and realized that she wanted to be a victim too. And since no one grabbed her ass she decided to use her son instead.

Oh fuck off lady.

Her son must’ve told her that a woman at the bar where the unwelcomed handy occurred told him to run. The problem? They couldn’t find this mysterious woman.

Since then she’s been taking interviews and going at it on Twitter with random nobodies who suggested that her grown ass son isn’t the victim she’s portraying him to be.

And she believes that being a washed up news anchor who thrust herself into the public spotlight by whining about her adult son getting a HJ is something worthy of Twitter blue checkmark verification.

She was shocked when they didn’t respond and basically asked to speak with the manager.

“Do I need to start a campaign to get verified?”

These people GET OFF on their blue checkmarks. It’s like a disease. Please retweet.

She’s a full time left wing virtue signaler on Twitter too, and during the Kavanaugh hearings she of course believed Christine Blasey-Ford, despite the lack of ANY evidence, and several statements she made that were proven to be lies.

“Kavanaugh’s Yale classmates were shocked by his lies about excessive drinking.”

Newsflash – your son is lying about being pressured into excessively drinking too!! Your son was the same age that Kavanaugh was during his brief career as a serial rapist (which he suddenly stopped doing after turning 19). He, like Kavanaugh, likes to drink beer. So by her logic I guess that means her son is a rapist too right? After all, every 18 year old boy who drinks beer and brags to friends about handjobs they received is a serial rapist according to people of her ilk.

Oh wait, I forgot – Kevin Spacey forced him to drink. As you can see in those text messages he felt like he couldn’t leave and totally wasn’t having a good time pretending to be gay for Kevin Spacey. And that’s why Mom admitted in court today that her son uses a fake ID.

Because everyone’s doing it!

Well shit hit the fan today because Spacey’s attorney wants Will Little’s phone and he suddenly can’t find it. This comes after Spacey’s attorney accused them of deleting and editing incriminating text messages that could exonerate his client. So both Mom and Dad (Nicholas Little) took the stand today and couldn’t have possibly looked any worse. Dad used his white privilege (kidding, that’s not a real thing) to avoid being held in contempt after being given several chances to stop being a queef.

When Mom got on the stand she admitted to editing racist text messages because her son is a shithead 20 year old who says and does shithead things with his friends. It doesn’t make him a bad person, it just makes him a shithead 20 year old who is in no way, shape, or form a victim.

She also watched her son’s testimony on TV, even though she was specifically told not to.

Gotta get your story straight I suppose. Wouldn’t wanna get caught in any lies.

Meanwhile, her poor, innocent son plead the fifth today in court, which means this case is likely going to get dismissed. I hope Kevin Spacey sues the shit out of them. People who make up accusations of sexual assault should be given the same punishment that people who commit sexual assault receive.


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69 Comment(s)
  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 18, 2019 at 4:36 am

    I see the charges have been dropped.

    The stupid son followed his idiot parents’ and messed with the phone – a whole family of cunts.

    Charges dropped “after the accuser refused to testify about a missing phone, which the defence said could prove the actor’s innocence.”

  • Richard Quest
    July 10, 2019 at 12:14 am

    This kid definitely takes it up the ass. Without a doubt. The girlfriend thing is just a cover (It is Nantucket) until he goes away to his Ivy League university….then its open season on that balloon knot!

    • george costanza
      The clenched starfish
      July 12, 2019 at 9:46 am

      i’m quivering with anticipation!

  • McElroy
    July 9, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Why does the father look like he just smelled a fart in EVERY picture?

  • johny12 inch
    July 9, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Heather’s daughter is very attractive, I’d like to take her to the movies

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    July 9, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Get this white fag and his has been anchor mom. I will prosecute.

  • Cheddah
    July 9, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Obviously I’m not a fan of MA judges but so far I kinda like this one.. He seemed professional and tactful at first, but shortly after you could tell he was getting ticked off. Definitely got the vibe that he’s an old school cat and would have loved to throw the douche bag father a beating.

    • Jefe
      July 9, 2019 at 4:40 pm

      YUP. He put the smack down on the father. Obv the son is lying. The mom destroyed evidence and broke the rules watching on tv. Who in the fuck has ever heard of that woman?! I do think Spacey is a creep, but something doesn’t add up here.

  • Jeff J
    Hang Em.....
    July 9, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    Bitch boi son learned his behavior from the arrogant asshole father who thinks he’s going to dictate how the court proceedings will go.
    He’s THAT guy……the one banging on the glass and screaming at the ref at his kid’s hockey game.

    • Aonaöe
      July 10, 2019 at 11:05 am

      Dad doesn’t strike me as the “cause a scene” type tbh. He acted more like a very pissed off groundhog on the stand, one Spaceys defense team yanked out and threw up there in order to gauge how long the trial would last.

      Parents aren’t perfect and I’m loathe to go down the ole “if that was my boy” road myself here, because I’ve been a shit parent sometimes myself in the past with my own kids, and this guys legally an adult. It’s telling, though, that Heather Unruh didn’t believe in #herboy and #thetruth enough to just advise him to hand over his phone to the police himself as an adult, and leave it at that.

      In my opinion, yes, Spaceys a creep, but a really really smart one. Time will tell about him, too. My gut tells me (again a pointless road I know) guys like William Little are his favorite and probably have been for some time.

  • Keyser Soze
    July 9, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    kevin spacey has like 100 dudes that have all said he’s a scumbag that preys on young guys. That being said I’m glad this elitist family that absolutely thinks they are better than everyone else is being made to look like the pretentious assholes they are. Loved when the judge scolded the dad and made him look like a little bitch.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Maura Healey's scissors
    July 9, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Wait ! What ??
    A guy in a bar is hitting on you and grabbing your cock…and you call your girlfriend??
    And you seemingly brag about it?
    With a fake little “help”?
    And wanna show her a Snapchat of it?
    And you are allegedly “straight”?
    In all likelihood, the girlfriend is nothing more than a girl “friend”.
    She’s likely a fag-hag who seemed to delight in the situation.
    Yup !
    Will is a closet peter-puffer and his “girlfriend” is just his fag-hag bestie.

    • DickHungwell
      July 9, 2019 at 1:57 pm

      Accuser ” Jesus he’s jerking me off right now”
      GF “for real? can i watch”
      Accuser “no, really, hes blowing me so good. what a fag”
      GF “oh im so jealous”
      Accuser “No really, hes balls deep inside of me you have to check it out SNAP”
      GF “wow you sure know how to make a girl jealous”
      Accuser “no really, he’s so gay he’s cumming all over my face”

  • Conan the Grammarian
    July 9, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    Please allow me to correct your comment: “All this nonsense just to let everyone BELIEVE her son isn’t gay.”
    You’re welcome.

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 9, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    I want to scratch his dick.

  • Natasha
    July 9, 2019 at 11:58 am

    Dad is sorely lacking a chin

    • juror seven esq.
      July 9, 2019 at 12:23 pm

      I’m going to guess he’s missing a pair of balls also.

      • Alice
        July 9, 2019 at 12:54 pm

        I grew up in a town adjacent to Dover and Sherborn. Everyone from that goddamn town is entitled and terrible.

    • i cucked Mr Little
      July 9, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      He’s a cuck, I know I cucked him in 96 lololololol

  • The Name Game
    July 9, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Heather Unruly is a treat. Here’s how HER rich, “white privilege” works: she and her ilk defend their crotch fruits (face it, when all’s said and done, that’s all they are) having fake ID’s when they’re not of drinking age. Too bad he’s not under 18, so as the parent, she could be charged with actions of a minor child. “It’s OK because ALL the kids do it.” I bet at 20 YO he still uses the fake ID. Still drinks, gets drunk, falls down, lets creepy old guys handle his junk, no problem. The missing iPhone is the smoking gun. But as another commenter pointed out, the server should have all the phone records archived. The texts as shown here show that he was permitting any alleged activity to take place, rather than just GTF out of there. BTW, what’s an 18 YO doing working at a bar, anyway? Isn’t THAT illegal as well?
    Finally, Heather needs to get herself a good push-up bra. That’s some pretty saggy baggage in the pink sweater. (As an anonymous commenter, can I say that, as I peruse her pathetic puppies?)

  • Kim Wescott
    July 9, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Good job, as usual, Unc.

    I hope you continue to follow this story.

    The phone, the phone, THE PHONE! Can’t Spacey’s lawyer get the info from the carrier? Compare it to his phone, start prosecuting all three for obstruction, lying on the stand, destroying evidence, etc

    Also, the text to his girlfriend looks fake as f to me. When did he write it? While he was getting the handie? Oh puhleeze.

  • Independent Thinker
    July 9, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Why isn’t the kid being prosecuted for “allegedly” using a fake ID to procure alcohol and then to drink it?

  • randiguy2006
    July 9, 2019 at 10:25 am

    Jesus a guy touched your son’s dick.

    Get over it.

    • Wwy
      July 9, 2019 at 10:36 am

      You must be a Jew.

      • Broccoli Rabbi
        July 9, 2019 at 9:25 pm

        Would you say that most of the guys you blow are Jewish? Asking for a friend.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    July 9, 2019 at 10:06 am

    If Unrue believes what James Comey said RE: Blasey-Ford, then I wonder what her thoughts are on Comey’s daughter (prosecutor) giving Jeffrey Epstein a sweetheart deal (13 months in jail when he should’ve received life in prison).

    • bguy
      July 9, 2019 at 2:15 pm

      Comey didn’t give Epstein a deal. She’s a prosecutor at SDNY, he got the deal on charges in FL.

  • Mom’s Basement
    July 9, 2019 at 9:59 am

    I went on a date with a dude once. Older dude that I did yard work for during college offered for him and his girlfriend to take me out to dinner. Long story short the girlfriend never shows and a few drinks later he’s got me trapped sitting on the same side of the booth with me on the inside. So then I felt all guilty cause the meal was expensive and yada yada yada

    • bloop
      July 9, 2019 at 10:51 am

      You were ‘trapped’ in a booth and felt guilty about him paying for a meal so you “yada yada” fucked a dude? Weird

      • Mom’s Basement
        July 9, 2019 at 11:22 am

        No I said I wasn’t feeling well and went back to my dorm to watch Seinfeld. I mean it was pricey but it’s not like I ordered the lobster. You think I still should have fucked him?

        • bloop
          July 9, 2019 at 12:16 pm

          Next time you’re going to go for a Seinfeld joke at least make it funny.

        • Jeff J
          One For the Team
          July 9, 2019 at 3:47 pm

          If you’re a woman then YES you should’ve fucked him.
          Ladies, if a man buys you an expensive dinner by all means fuck him. Please.

  • hank
    July 9, 2019 at 9:43 am

    All this nonsense just to let everyone know her son isn’t gay. Her adult son allowed another man put his hands down his pants and jerk him at a bar. Just because he didn’t nut doesn’t mean he didn’t like it. Also, letting his girlfriend know it was happening while it was happening is an obvious sign he was enjoying it. Im sure Spacey was reading the texts laughing with him while he gave his dick an Indian sunburn.

  • Heather.S
    July 9, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Madonna grab my left tit and stuck her tongue out while doing so. I think I should get a blue check also

  • Twitter Bot
    July 9, 2019 at 9:34 am

    Sorry. We can’t give you a blue check mark because you’re so fake.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    July 9, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Why are they even bothering to look for the phone? EVERYTHING is on the carriers servers, just waiting for the supoena…

    • bguy11
      July 9, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      Actual text messages aren’t stored on carrier servers. Ever.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    July 9, 2019 at 9:21 am

    When I saw the graduation picture with mom, dad, and the kid, I thought to myself, “What a pair douche bags.” He’s the entitled douchey guy in every high school class with the low-IQ, Cro-Magnon brow, and the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

    The best part of the hearing yesterday? The judge taking dad to “Bitch School”.

  • Bill Clinton
    July 9, 2019 at 9:12 am

    who is the cute blondie to mom’s right?

    me and my buddy epstein wouldn’t mind partying with her.

  • Dads a boofer
    July 9, 2019 at 9:11 am

    The dad video hands down makes mom look smart,and shes about as intelligent as any hot piece at 50 can be! Has been washed up,perfect headline

  • Captain Trips
    Mr. Slather
    July 9, 2019 at 8:58 am

    I offer my services to mom to slather her 40+ year old face with my batter. I think it will make her feel wanted and useful once more. At least temporarily.

    I’m a compassionate guy who cares about her welfare.

    You’re welcome

  • Texts from the Phone
    July 9, 2019 at 8:50 am

    Just answer the question.
    Fuck you.
    O.k. bailiff?
    Adios hedge fund dude.

  • Justme
    July 9, 2019 at 8:37 am

    Does this kids pic leaning against the tree not look like Rian Waters, same fetal alcohol syndrome face….am I the only one who sees it?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 9, 2019 at 8:48 am

      You beat me to it. I see it as well. Like Rian Waters.

    • Big Wick
      July 9, 2019 at 10:36 am

      Gosh, that was my first thought! You and Cap’n have great perception! Wide, goofy grin, slanty eye slits… Unc TB, or Bristol, you GOTTA put pic’s of them side by side!

  • Stunt Penis
    July 9, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Mom was a looker in her day. Now she’s yesterday’s old news story desperately seeking relevance again in her life.

  • Independent Thinker
    July 9, 2019 at 7:46 am

    OK so I am in a bar and I let a hot girl stroke my junk multiple times, which means I like it, because if I didn’t want her touching me I would have pushed her away the first time. Now I get home and my girlfriend finds out and is pissed at me, so I tell her that I was assaulted. Any credibility to this?

    And if a guy tried to touch me I’d push him away as well. If I didn’t, then that would mean I am bisexual.

    Why isn’t the LGBT movement out there supporting Spacey?

  • Research&Read
    July 9, 2019 at 7:45 am

    Kevin Spacey was listed (not just once) on the passenger list and flight logs of the lolita express to Epstein’s island. It’s quite an interesting list and explains a LOT.

  • Frank
    July 9, 2019 at 7:26 am

    So your saying spacey isn’t a skinner? Your nuts!

    • Frank
      July 9, 2019 at 7:32 am


  • Am I the only one thinking this
    July 9, 2019 at 7:25 am

    This is why 18 year old shouldn’t be drinking in bars.

    If he “worked” there, surely they knew his age, how isn’t that an issue? Or is that the next civil suit?

    • z
      July 9, 2019 at 8:42 am

      No, you aren’t the only one thinking this If someone famous comes in, you (the staff) and 90% of the people in there will recognize Spacey.

      The clientele may not know the kids age, but they will be looking in that direction. The staff will definitely be looking in that direction. At the very least, if the staff saw the kid with a drink they would be going “We’re fucked if someone reports us on underage drinking”. License commissions tend to act fast on that stuff. This supposedly happened in prime season time. You make your nut in the summer. Being closed down for a couple of days hurts. Probably worth 2-3 weeks of business in the other 3 seasons.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    July 9, 2019 at 6:28 am

    Father Time is one cruel bastard. Heather used to be a choice piece of ass. She wisely parlayed her time as eye candy on TV to bag a rich (albeit stupid) husband and sail off into the Dover/Nantucket sunset.

    Now, just like every former hot chick, she longs for the days when men paid attention to her and (in her mind) wanted to hear what she had to say. They just wanted some tail. These broads all realize that as they skyrocket past 40.

    What a dope. I hope Mr. Spacey takes their vast fortune and they have to move to Worcester.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Well, No Shit
    July 9, 2019 at 6:24 am

    It’s stunning to see how truly out-of-touch with reality many of these pseudo-wealthy people are.

    These people are Nantucket rich, which means they are not even on the list of the top 1000 wealthiest people on the East Coast. That doesn’t stop them, though, from believing that they are somehow above the rule of law, or entitled to preferential treatment.


  • Independent Thinker
    July 9, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Her testimony did not seem credible. She tampered with evidence, but claimed she was erasing “frat boy” behavior. This alone should get the case thrown out of court and charge her with evidence tampering. Her husband was arrogant, yet the judge was very patient with him. The accuser took the fifth after testimony that was not credible.

    How in the hell do you lose an Iphone that is the center of a criminal case and why did the state police even return the Iphone? Seems to be it should have been in an evidence room or in a safe at home.

    The case needs to be thrown out. These people ruined Kevin Spacey’s life and career and should be sued. I am against sexual harassment and sexual assault, but I think this “me too” movement is going too far and is becoming militant.

  • Tom Blackburn
    July 9, 2019 at 4:04 am

    Guarantee he was asking for it. It’s what fags do. They deserve to be raped.

  • Pro Rape
    July 9, 2019 at 3:39 am

    Pro Spacey. Pro rape.

    • Brett is God
      July 9, 2019 at 10:04 am

      Only liberals are pro Spacey, loser. Still, I supported Kavanaugh because I support full legalization of rape, so I’m on board with the second part.

  • Jeff J
    After 3 Minutes You Gotta Stop
    July 9, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Something’s fishy out there on Nantucket……and it ain’t the baked stuffed haddock.

  • TL;DR
    July 9, 2019 at 1:56 am

    seriously mom has a mandible like fucking thanos.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 9, 2019 at 8:46 am

      It’s like a muscle. It grew from use.

      She used it often to secure her position in life

  • TL;DR
    July 9, 2019 at 1:54 am

    That kid has the kind of face you want to put a plastic bag over manhunt style. he’s a momma’s boy so normally he’d be out of the gene pool but mommy and daddy will pay for him to get into st. johns or some bullshit where he can explore his sexuality and truly be himself. which is fine.

  • dball31211
    July 9, 2019 at 1:29 am

    When out at a bar and a man got to aggressive I would tell him to piss off. Or not drink the drink he got me. But this kid had to text his gf for help. I don’t believe it.

  • Rich People Who Vote D Getting What They Deserve
    July 9, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Looks like rich Daddy has always gotten his way. He was too rich and too stupid to just answer the questions. His son is an adult according to the Commonwealth and he should act like it
    Instead of texting he could have pushed or punched Spacey

    If what he’s alleged is even true
    Doesn’t sound like it to me

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 9, 2019 at 12:05 am

    Mmmmm, Heather makes it move. Me likey. Me likey a lot.

  • Crispy C
    July 8, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Dad is so fucking dumb he was brought onto the witness stand apparently not knowing what that entails and then told them they asked too many questions. What a fucking moron.

    • SMH
      July 9, 2019 at 1:38 am

      Absolutely. Didn’t the prosecutor give dad the basics of answer just the question, keep it short, don’t add information not asked? Not his job to object, it’s the prosecutor’s.

      But, if you live on the Dover-Nantucket axis, you think you make the rules and your son dresses preppy with a bitch face.

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