Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli Who Sued Us And Then Quit Because His Kids Like Drake More Than Him Insists Nazis Built Berlin Wall To Keep Nazi West Germans Out Of East Berlin 

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Last year washed up rapper Talib Kweli got into a pissing match with us on Twitter after he bragged about paying child support (want a cookie?), called us racist for making fun of his lowered expectations, and then lost his ever loving mind after we pointed out that his kids like Drake more than him. You can’t read any of our tweets in that link since @TurtleboySports has been suspended and we are now banned from Twitter. However, you can see his responses to it all. And the fact that a guy with over a million followers has so much free time that he can engage with almost everyone on the Internet who disagrees with him, is just kind of sad.

It’s not just us. He literally does this with everyone. Check out his timeline. No matter what day it is he will have tweeted or retweeted something within the last hour, calling another person a racist.

Just watch his interview with Don Lemon for a window into his madness.

Then things got interesting when he started tweeting out a link to the now defunct, which no longer exists because their owner, James Kriger was sued for $40,000 in a defamation lawsuit. Talib still used it as some sort of legitimate source to his 1.2 million followers though.

Soon after that some turtle rider must’ve created another site called, which basically said all the things Buffalo Bruises said about Uncle Turtleboy, except this time they said them about Talib Kweli in order to illustrate how dumb it is to use random shitpost blogs as sources.

This evidently went way above Talib Kweli’s head, and he responded by suing Uncle Turtleboy and the two companies he owns, for publishing the blog.

“The Defendants created or had someone associated with Defendants create a fake blog entitled ‘Buffalo Bruisers’ to report their fake story with fraudulent quotes,” the lawsuit says.

Except he had no evidence whatsoever that UT published the blog, and he was just making shit up as he went along like he always does. His lawyer got paid though, so obviously it was no sweat for her. When you’re a washed up millionaire who brags about paying child support and no one is hiring you to make bad music anymore, you have time to take out paperwork, sue random people on Twitter, and use it to threaten others.

At the end of the day Talib Kweli basically gave up and never pursued it, probably because he had new people to argue with on Twitter.

Despite media reports to the contrary, Brooklyn rapper Talib Kweli told Billboard in a wide-ranging interview he does not plan to act on a suit filed against Turtleboy Sports. “There’s no lawsuit or litigation happening. It’s just like, “Ok. If you keep talking shit, it’s going to be an issue,’” Kweli said. He also called Turtleboy the “strangest” troll he’s ever dealt with, and said that Turtleboy created the website which it cited to make the rape allegations. The article included the line “we are NOT affiliated with Turtleboy Sports.”

“So basically, he told on himself,” Kweli told Billboard. “I sent him a cease and desist after, and normally, I don’t ignore that stuff, but I have enough truth on my side that I confront all of it.”

The poor Turtlegram and Gazette and Trash Live were basically begging him for a tweet once they found out he had sued.

But no one got back to Mark Sullivan or Dan Glaun, because they are irrelevant nobodies.

He might’ve realized the lawsuit was a joke, but he’s been tweeting about us ever since.

Just like most people I almost forgot this guy existed, and had no idea who he was before he started coming at us. Then he reappeared this week (on Twitter of course) with the hot take of the century, while once again getting into an argument with a random person of no particular significance. Evidently he was going off on a rant about how a wall is racist, when he dropped this hot knowledge for the word to see.

Yes, that’s right – the Nazis built the Berlin Wall.

And it’s still up too.

Obviously this guy is a scholar of the highest degree. Sure, the Berlin Wall wasn’t built until 1961, long after Nazi Germany came to an end. Granted, the purpose of this wall was to prevent people from leaving East Berlin, rather than prevent people from entering it. But besides that his grasp of history is about as rock solid as his record in court against us.

Once he realized what a mistake he made he chose to double down, rather than removing the tweet and simply admitting he made a boner. First he educated everyone about how the Berlin Wall was built by the East Germans to keep the Nazi West Germans out of East Berlin.


  1. The wall was built by the Soviets
  2. The wall kept East Germans out of West Berlin
  3. West Germany was a thriving democracy, not a Fascist Nazi state

He just kept going.

This man sued us for libel. It’s like he’s allergic to FACKS.

One supporter, who is clearly on the same side as him ideologically, attempted to give him some good advice.

Nevertheless he can’t be wrong because he owns some sort of online book store that exclusively sells black lives matter propaganda.

Finally he acknowledged that he was kind of wrong, but still persisted that he was completely right.

Yea guys, he never actually said the Nazis were the ones who built the wall. He just said they “had” a wall.

Except Nazi Germany stopped existing in 1945, and the wall would not be built for another 16 years after that.

We’d love to tweet this blog at Talib but we’re banned from Twitter, so feel free to tweet it at him for us. Watch out though, he might sue you!

27 Comment(s)
  • White Lives Matter
    December 26, 2018 at 1:27 pm



    • Drago
      December 26, 2018 at 3:20 pm

      Enjoying Kwanza?

      Heil Fagakhan

  • Iwelk Bilat
    December 26, 2018 at 2:21 am

    Thought the name might be some unclever reversed crap.
    That does not seem to be the case.
    Unlike Tupac, whose name was chillingly accurate when turned around- Caput (Like Kaput= finished, done, tits up), this guy is a nobody. He needs to be more like Tupac and Biggie and unburden the public who must tolerate his continued larceny of oxygen in this world.

  • John Hopskins
    December 25, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    I just tweeted at him for you. He is busy bad-mouthing David Hoag at the moment so you may have to wait a bit.

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    December 25, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    This guy has been picked on his whole life. That’s simple logic.

  • Rats Nest
    December 25, 2018 at 11:10 am

    Another stupid Coon. We need a wall around Springfield, then move em all there and let them fight for survival. Just like in the jungle.. Fucking idiots, All he needs is some gold teeth to complete the circle of stupidity

  • Bob
    December 25, 2018 at 9:36 am

    Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

  • Jim
    December 25, 2018 at 5:10 am

    LOL that idiot would have truble understanding a Dick and Jane book

    • Jim
      December 25, 2018 at 5:11 am


    • dowen0895
      Richard Scratcher
      December 27, 2018 at 3:57 am

      That’s not true.

      He clearly understands Dick.

  • MrSmiley
    December 25, 2018 at 12:02 am

    The tired line doesn’t change. No wall! , “BUT we don’t want them in our gated community or homes.” Owning a bookstore, just like being a professor does not automatically make you smart. I legit only know that one song he did way back when. Staying relevant is hard work clearly. Fookem!

  • Ronaldus Magnus
    December 24, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Wall.

    • ElJefe72
      History Professor
      December 25, 2018 at 7:01 pm

      Gorbachev as an under-cover Nazi spy trying to infiltrate the United States.

      • ElJefe72
        Grammar Nazi
        December 25, 2018 at 7:05 pm


  • Mike
    December 24, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Is nobody else going to point out that the wall fell in 1989 and not 1991?  Come on, Talib, you literally hold in the palm of your hand a device that allows you to fact check your posts?  

  • Rockets Redglare
    December 24, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    To the Turtler’s of the world I wish you a very merry Christmas!

  • David Dook
    December 24, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    fucking imbecile. I’d curbstomp the little puke

    • Daisy Duke
      December 24, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      I love you

  • z
    December 24, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    He’d fit right in the NBA.

    Man didn’t land on the moon.
    The earth is flat.
    Fuck those racist mutha-fuckin Pilgrims.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 24, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    Like any of his brothers were there to be experts on the topic.

    This coming from the land that time forgot.

  • Al Sharptin’s Eyebrow
    December 24, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    What the fuck is a Talib? Is it contagious? Sounds like something you catch from a dirty toilet seat

  • The dumbing down of America
    December 24, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Goddamn, he seems like a stupid fuck, but I can’t read/speak ebonics. Would somebody axe him what the fuck he is talking about?

  • on02151blueline
    December 24, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    As someone that spent his youth on border patrol in West Germany during the cold war I am very offended by this moron.

    • z
      December 24, 2018 at 8:12 pm

      Wait. You were a Nazi?

      • Jim
        December 25, 2018 at 5:15 am

        Nazi’s had the Atlantic Wall, that was to keep out the fish

  • Exit 69
    December 24, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Prob thinks the Berlin wall is in Berlin NH… Dope.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    December 24, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    Can you be any stupider? That the product of a ratchet education right there. Guaranteed 6th grade education at best. Enjoys a nice EBT breakfast every day…

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