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Can we take a minute to point out how Sam Allen continues to shamelessly bite off of Turtleboy Sports:
Yea, no shit Sam. That’s why we reported this story first thing this morning. Don’t cite your sources or anything. Just thought we’d point out that we found all about this guy from a quick Google search. The Telegram came up first, which incidentally is the newspaper Sammy works for. Yet somehow she needed Turtleboy to find out about this. LOL. The only thing funnier than her are people who doubted us when we reported that this guy actually was once arrested for trying to bomb a recruiter’s office:
Seriously, how long is it gonna take people to learn what a “reputable source” is? Because in case you haven’t been paying attention, there is nothing more reputable in Worcester right now where Turtleboy Sports. We are the go to source for news AND hot takes on said news, and second place isn’t even close. Anyone who goes to Sam Allen or the Telegram for news is doing themselves a disservice.
Why do you think Walter Bird was so defensive today about his coverage for Worcester Magazine?
Hey Walter – blocking Turtleboy does you no good. We are all Turtleboy and we can all see what you’re writing. Walter’s mad that we called him out on his insane election endorsements of Tracy Novick, Sarai Rivera, and Joe Petty. But I mean, come on now. We had no choice. Those people are all terrible. But apparently being in the media doesn’t give you a thick skin. Get this man a safe space!!
Newsflash Walter – blogs are the way of the future. Actually, nix that. The future has already arrived. We destroy every media outlet in this town in page views and readership because we have real news and smoking hot takes that you can’t provide. The only one who is “butthurt” in this relationship is you. It’s just politics Walter Bear. Nothing personal. No hard feelings from our side.
No one cares that you had a reporter and photographer inside and outside. So did Turtleboy Sports. We were all things Trump last night. No, we didn’t go to the press conference because our reporter on the scene was too busy eating pretzels and getting questioned by Secret Service.
Not even kidding you, our reporter was probably the sketchiest guy in the building last night. Walking around taking pictures of America-loving blue blooded jingomaniancs while wearing sunglasses, a hat, and a hoodie, was probably a bad choice on his part. According to him he was pulled aside by the WPD because the Secret Service deemed he looked suspicious. He rightfully admitted that he was indeed the creepiest, shadiest guy you’ve ever seen, but that he was just documenting the rally.
I actually heard it on the scanner. The Secret Service noticed him from a mile away and asked the WPD if they knew who it was. “Probably someone from Turtleboy.” I shit you not, that happened in real life.
Anyway, the best part about living in 2015 is that everyone has an iPhone. Our guy was probably 20 feet and three rows in front of Peter Rondon when he got up on his chair and started yelling “Donald Trump is racist, vote Sarai!!!” So his angle wasn’t the best. But I can’t stop watching these three videos of the same thing. First there’s the guy who was in the seat next to him:
Here's a video of a second protester being ejected at Trump's Worcester event. This was shot by an attendee. pic.twitter.com/WxumDAFET6
— Garrett Quinn (@GarrettQuinn) November 19, 2015
LOL. Then there’s the people in the nosebleeds who threw down obscenities at him as he was escorted out:
LOL. “You piece of shit. Get him out HERE!!!” Murica.
Then finally we got the best view from this one:
That guy looks like the bad guy from every plane hijacking movie I’ve ever seen. By the way, love the two women that put this guy in the place. Hey asshole, you wanna try to throw the race card around at Trump? How bout a face full of freedom instead?
Then there was this girl who tossed his ass out the club:
Are you one of these two women? Contact us and you get a free t-shirt for defending America from hippie invasion.
P.S. How bout this guy trying to earn SWJ points?
Yea, so I made a couple mistakes and tried to blow up a building – who cares? Shit happens when you’re mad. Not my fault. Doesn’t mean I can’t show up to a Trump rally, call Donald Trump a racist, and make a total fool of myself. It’s perfectly normal for you to go batshit insane because you don’t agree with Trump’s opinions about immigration. He “drove you to the point where you had to act.” Not your choice at all. 100% Trump’s fault. #ProtesterMentality
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