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WBZ Whines About Starving Framingham Kid Who Can’t Afford School Lunch, Turns Out They Take Vacations To Disney And He Flashes Cash Money On Facebook

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Here’s your daily dose of fake news from WBZ…..

Framingham High School Sophomore Gustavo Andrade felt slighted last month when he was denied lunch at school.

“I had the food on my plate and they said, ‘Oh you have no money and your account isn’t working, so you have to put it back.’ It was kind of embarrassing,” Andrade said.

He’s one of hundreds of middle and high school students who receives federally funded reduced lunches. “I had to spend the whole day without eating any food and it was frustrating because I was hungry,” Gustavo said. Recently school officials were made aware of the fact that some students whose accounts had insufficient funds were being denied meals. “I get so frustrated when he has nothing to eat. He’s hungry and can’t pay attention in school,” his father Raesterley said.

After hearing complaints from parents the Framingham School Committee voted unanimously to no longer withhold meals from students who can’t afford to pay for them. “We are putting these kids under terrible stress from that fear of it plus they are hungry and can’t function so we have to do something tonight about this,” School Committee member Geoff Epstein said.

Some students were being denied because they were only a few dollars over their accounts. “I was appalled it happened at all but even more frustrating when I discovered one kid was a denied a meal because he had a balance of $1.20 or under $10. It seemed like no one knew this was happening,” Framingham City Councilor Michael Cannon said.

The school committee plans to come up with a long-term fix. Meanwhile the city will be responsible to cover the tab, which could cost around $30K. “I don’t think withholding a meal is the right thing to do, I just think we need to be careful how we spend taxpayer dollars,” Framingham Superintendent, Robert Tremblay said.

Gustavo is happy to hear about the vote. “The fact that I don’t have worry anymore is so much better, so I can go on and get my lunch and worry am I going to get lunch today am I not,” Gustavo said.

Oh man, poor Gustavo!! He really wants to eat government sloppy joe’s but he can’t because he’s Oliver freaking Twist. Let’s check out his Facebook page real quick…..

Oops!! That doesn’t fit the narrative now does it? The confederate flag in the background is certainly a nice touch too.

Of course all the bleeding hearts are whining about this. “How can we let kids starve?” Blah, blah, blah.

This is what they do. This is the David Hogg recipe. Now they just parade kids in front of the camera to push their agenda. Because you can attack them when they say dumb things, but you’re not allowed to attack kids. So they toss these poor kids in front of cameras, not giving a shit about what will happen when it’s revealed that they are frauds.

Meanwhile, whatever happened to pride and shame? Dad is on there whining about how his kid can’t eat:

Bitch, be a man and pay for your kid’s food. It’s the most basic thing you can provide for your children – food and shelter. Quit blaming society for not giving you free shit that you should be providing yourself. You should be embarrassed that you brought children into the world and can’t send them to school with a bologna sandwich or some lunchables. They cost $1.99 at Market Basket. I don’t care how poor you are – everyone can afford to pay for their kid’s lunch.

Ya know what I’ll bet a million dollars this kid has? An iPhone. And I’m willing to bet they have something we never had growing up – cable. And wifi. And braces. And clothes that aren’t from Maurice the Pantsman.

The only kids who should be getting free lunch are kids with crackhead parents who don’t know any better. Because it’s not fair for them to starve because of the baby cannon they were fired out of. Everyone else can afford it. Period. Be an adult and budget your money.

But this kid? He comes from a two parent home. Check out all the things Mom and Dad can afford in her Facebook pictures. We’re not gonna post them all because kids are in too many of them (you can see for yourselves) but here’s a list of shit they can afford to do, but yet can’t pay for lunch:

  • Cheerleading
  • Disney World
  • Six Flags
  • Soccer
  • Princess school
  • Skiing
  • New York trips
  • Karate tournaments

Ya know where I never went as a kid? Disney World. We had a whale of a time at Whalom Park whenever a church field trip was going there though. Yay Lunenburg!

Here they are on one of there many vacations which involved flying two grown adults and three children to exotic locations:

Oh, and they can afford to send Gustavo on international flights to Peru:

But paying for his lunch apparently is too much to ask for.

And as far as food goes, the Andrade family seems to eat a lot better than the Turtleboy family does:

Suck on that Turtleboy Jr!!

This is the shit that liberals will never admit – some people exploit the system. Not everyone, but some. And it’s OK to admit that. It’s OK to have a safety net and still try to fix the holes in the net. You don’t have to just keep making it bigger.

But instead of admitting that these morons just reach into their back of generic excuses:

Yea, they can’t afford a sandwich, but they can afford Disney World. Because….priorities. Hard times for sure too. Looks like Santa didn’t make it this year:

And he brought booze!!

This is a family with two able bodied parents. Dad is clearly an immigrant, which is fine. I’m all for immigrants. But the reason you’re supposed to come to America is because you want to work hard and become self sufficient. If your plan is to come here, exploit our taxpayer funded handouts (free lunch) while going on fancy vacations and enrolling your kids in cheerleading camp, then the end result is this:



28 Comment(s)
  • yomama
    March 17, 2021 at 10:00 pm


  • Joe Pet
    September 9, 2019 at 6:30 am

    They actually weren’t receiving reduced lunch. The school was shutting out kids who had below a certain amount in their accounts. Now they let your account go negative and the kid can still get lunch until you replenish it.

    Totally normal for am adult to write an article about a child though.

  • TJB
    May 3, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    It’s easy to pay for a fancy car and nice clothes when you don’t have to pay for silly things like;
    ELECTRICITY . nobody knows how to work the system like the SPICS. remember the woman who LIVED in Santo Domingo that was charging thousands on her massachusetts EBT card? Taking advantage of programs to help the needy is their specialty. Hop over to the DOR website and look at list of deadbeat dad’s. Hint~Ay CARÚMBA!

    • Spunky
      May 4, 2018 at 8:07 am

      Hey, our neighborhood has 2 white families that are taking advantage of every Gov Agency that they can. One has been on Section 8 for 20 years. Her & her legally wed husband have 7 curtain climbers together. GEEZ, no red flag there! He lives there while using an out of state address. They pay $0 rent, while collecting SSDI & working under the table. Apartment is full of rent a center shit, top tier cable, best phones an yes Free Lunches. These frauding leeches come in every color.

  • whatevuh
    May 2, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    This kid actually thinks he’s a “chef” at McDonalds LMAO what a little moron, go back to Peru and stay there

  • Revenga
    May 2, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    If you want to change that kid’s luck, reblog and share that picture of him in front of the Stars and Bars.

  • charlescharlewchacharle
    May 2, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    look at what this kids selling:


    dirt bike

    soccer equip


  • Bob
    May 2, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    Momma has a nice rack!!
    And yes, I would….

  • TJB
    May 2, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    Ratserley… Maybe GOD will pay for spicbones lunch. This gets my blood boiling. Anyone want to bet Gustavo has been on TANF since he slid out of the mothers hole? This is not uncommon sadly. If you would like to see what gems come here pay a visit to holy family hospital ER. They don’t use Lawrence hospital because you have to walk up a huge hill.

    • Jc
      May 2, 2018 at 1:52 pm

      I go to school with this kid and him doing this annoys me. He and his family are not poor at all. This spoiled rat would sometimes come to class and show his friends how much money his parents give it to him just for fun. He comes to school wearing brand name clothes that his parents buy him because he doesn’t work. Why would he? He’s spoiled, he’s 15, he’s old enough to work to buy his own things. His parents give him cash for materialistic and things but can’t even fund his account with money for food. Both are at fault, this is ridiculous.

  • turtle crackas lol
    May 2, 2018 at 11:45 am

    fuck you turtle faggots
    ya’ll are all talk and you dont do shit abuot nething
    keep talkin n we keep takin handouts bwahahahahahahahaha
    u wont do sheeit
    fukin faggots

  • Brown Stain
    May 2, 2018 at 11:07 am

    So how did WBZ find out about this? Obviously the dad called them.

    So now, this kid will get his ass kicked by his peers every day for posing next to a Confederate flag so his parents will finally pull him out of school and put him into a private one where neither lunch nor school are free.

    Should have quit when you were ahead, asshole.

    • Mark D
      May 2, 2018 at 12:08 pm

      Brown Stain, you have it all wrong – his peers are all doing exactly the same thing. There is no shame.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    May 2, 2018 at 10:19 am

    Why aren’t these parasites brought up on criminal charges? By the way TB fix this fucking awful web site.

  • Filthy Spics
    May 2, 2018 at 10:14 am

    Get out of our Country! Filthy Spics

  • Uncle Sam
    May 2, 2018 at 10:01 am

    Give us our fucking money back, pendejos.
    Or I’ll send Senor Tax Man after you, and then La Migra.

    • Pissed Off American
      May 2, 2018 at 11:25 am

      Who the fuck is downvoting these comments?

      You want bigger problems than you can handle, you fucking wetbacks? Fuck you. Calls have been made. Get your papers ready, the MAN is coming to check them.

  • Adam Carolla
    May 2, 2018 at 9:23 am

    Let’s bring judging back, shall we?

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 2, 2018 at 9:08 am

    Boo-frickety-hoo, f-ing leeches. On the free lunch progam but you can afford fancy trips and all those activities that cost big bucks? WTF? That pic of Mami and Papi swimming with the dolphins alone must have cost a bunch, it was a couple hundred for an hour years ago I doubt it got cheaper over the years (what has?). Make the parents who apply for free lunches show a tax return to prove their income – if the taxpayers are footing the bill only those who truly need it should be getting it; everybody else pays their fair share. Get paid under the table? Ooops, guess you’re gonna be paying or have to start paying taxes on that cash.

  • Zip
    May 2, 2018 at 8:24 am

    Check out their 400k house in framingham

    • The Police
      May 2, 2018 at 11:28 am

      Hey, don’t look at us. You illegals don’t want us around, so you’re on your own. Better lock up TIGHT, you obviously have some cash. Good luck.

  • LSD
    May 2, 2018 at 8:17 am

    There is no shame. I came from a family of six children. My father often times worked two jobs, so we could go on vacation. My Mother worked always!!!!!! I have fucking had it with these spic’s and niggers, yes I am using words that were never spoken when I was a child. Not only have the assholes in this country made these folks feel as if they can behave this way, that have made it a crime to speak the truth! Who the hell do these spic’s and niggers think is paying for their life style? So many of these people don’t understand what “I can’t afford it” means!!!!! The people that get up early everyday and go to work. I would like the assholes that have made this kind of behavior possible to have to live next door to these loud mouthed, loud music playing, non English speaking people that are making this a third world country!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm Hungry
    May 2, 2018 at 5:24 am

    Fucking Spics & Niggers ruining this Country see the Father? no shame at all what a stupid Fucking immigrant.

  • Some television show circa 1954
    May 1, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    The Amazing Kreskin: “I predict cops will become seen as criminals, white people’s opinions will be ignored and they will be shut down and silenced, the government will favor blacks and Hispanics, and white will eventually become angry and marginalized enough to rob minorities.”

    Audience: [uproarious laughter]

  • Deport them
    May 1, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    Ahh, Massachusetts. Where even the niggers are white.
    Nice flag you stupid spic!

    • Tom Blackburn
      May 2, 2018 at 5:01 am

      Hang him from a fucking tree!

    • Fo Sho
      Sick O Dis Shit
      May 2, 2018 at 6:14 am

      Bet we’re footing the tab for the 57 Cheby bumpers on his teef tu!!!!! Rub brillo’s head and stick him on the wall.

  • Long Time Turtle Rider
    May 1, 2018 at 11:32 pm

    NO SHIT!!! It’s the Hispanic version of Boo Shameek!!! Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa

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