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WEEI Forcing Poor Greg Hill To Lick Sam Kennedy’s Jizz Berries In Order To Please The Red Sox Is The Worst Radio You’ll Ever Hear In Your Life

 

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When WEEI got rid of Kirk Minihane and Gerry Callahan, after they resurrected that station from the ashes to the top of the ratings, they were making a clear statement – we don’t care about ratings. The only thing they care about is keeping three people happy who can cause them great harm – millionaire activist Bob Murhcison, Globe Editor Shirley Leung, and Red Sox President Sam Kennedy.

Minihane lost his job because he refused to cowtow to any of them. Murchison and Leung harassed WEEI advertisers relentlessly and misrepresented the show by taking out of context quotes in order to make the hosts appear to be racist/sexist/etc. But Sam Kennedy has more power than Leung and Murchison combined, and for good reason. He’s the President of the only remaining professional sports franchise in Boston that still broadcasts on WEEI.

The Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots have gone to the much higher rated 98.5 the Sports Hub, where it’s all sports all the time. And if WEEI lost the Red Sox it would be armageddon. They can afford to have shitty ratings, but they can’t afford to lose the Red Sox. Therefore, keeping John Henry happy is the only thing that really matters. And since John Henry also owns the Boston Globe, they can’t be critical of either organization.

Minihane couldn’t adhere to this because he’s free speech infantry and wouldn’t let these outside forces dictate content of his show. And the fact of the matter is that there’s a lot to criticize with the Red Sox. The Red Sox also give into PC nonsense all the time, like when they agreed to rename Yawkey Way and pretended they did so because the fact that people were racist 100 years ago still “haunts” John Henry. Their owner is a PC douchebag billionaire with a trophy wife who agreed to have sex with this decrepit old man because she truly loves him.

It has nothing to do with the fact that he’s rich and can buy her nice things, because that would make her a prostitute. She MUST love him dearly.

So the new pan for WEEI was to bring on Greg Hill, who had done his thing and done it well on WAAF for over 20 years. Hillman is conservative, but he’s less controversial than Kirk or Callahan, and most importantly he wouldn’t piss off the Red Sox.

The Greg Hill show with Danielle Mur and Fitzy began this week, and it’s a complete and total disaster. And this is coming from someone who has always been entertained by the Hillman Show on WAAF. This new show bears no resemblance to that whatsoever. It’s rock entertainment jockeys pretending to give a shit about sports. And today they officially hit rock bottom by having Sam Kennedy on to bore everyone to death. It was some of the most uncomfortable, awkward, rehearsed, inauthentic radio in the history of broadcasting. Watch or listen for my analysis. (Followed by hot takes on the only 2 people faker than this show – Kirsten Gillibrand and Kamala Harris)

The forced laughter as they joked about the alleged absurdity that people say Sam Kennedy dictates content on WEEI was cringeworthy. The fact that they thought that this undeniable fact was not only untrue, but laugh inducing level untrue, shows you just how fake this show plans on being. Remember, Sam Kennedy said this 18 months ago about WEEI:

When people go over the line … we feel we have an obligation to speak up because we hear from, most important to me, is our employees. But whether it’s our sponsors, whether it’s ticket buyers, whether it’s families, players, just to say, ‘Hey, look, we feel like this crossed the line. It’s inappropriate and you guys should address it.’

That interview was perhaps the most boring, uninteresting 40 minutes ever recorded. I feel bad for Hillman and Danielle because they’re capable of so much better than this, but they’re being forced to follow company guidelines to keep the Red Sox happy. This is what happens when social justice warriors and companies run by SJWs get to dictate what the rest of us listen to. The world turns into an uninteresting, boring place. This is why independent media like Turtleboy is needed more than ever, and why we can’t do this without your support.

 

 

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42 Comment(s)
  • OJ puppet
    August 11, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Trophy wife, she is an old butter faced hoe that colors her hair with motor oil, soy sauce, or shoe polish. Lunch lady arms as well.

  • Harthacanute
    August 5, 2019 at 8:39 am

    I listened to the Hillman Morning Show on WAAF for 15 years (when Stern went to satellite). I tried all last week listening to the new show. I wanted to give it a fair chance even after the first few minutes of their first show I wanted to bail.

    The WAAF show celebrated the fact that Hillman thought that baseball was dreadful. They’d all do (fake) laughter as he would talk about how boring it was and how he barely followed the team. The running gag was he’d leave Fenway after a few innings. Now this morning I had to listen to him pontificate about the Sox, pick apart the team, and what players are to blame for this season’s failures. Danielle had about ten seconds of air time in thirty minutes. I finally changed the station for good. Train wreck.

  • Terrestrial local radio sucks
    August 4, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Fuck listening to shitty local boston sports radio in the morning. Clay Travis is the man. Toucher, any EEI morning show or shows like Hillman or the morning buzz are for fucking idiots.

  • Fred
    August 3, 2019 at 9:33 am

    After more than 20 years of Dennis/Callahan and Kirk/Callahan I now listen to music for my commute…it’s strange but WERS is a great station. I will gladly watch WEEI go out of business.

    Liberals are the worst people in the world.

    • harry
      August 3, 2019 at 11:51 pm

      Bring me the head of Callahan , said the trophy wife . His talk offends me , forget the uproar, Daddy , Lady McBeth showed us how to get things done, do it , or I’m done dancing for you , the scribes have fed the crowd enough to confuse them, it will go well.

      • Silencio Dogood
        August 5, 2019 at 3:13 am

        Shakespeare would be proud.

  • Alex Cora’s Red Sox
    August 3, 2019 at 6:48 am

    Hey, we support our manager. He believes in TEAM. He lets us decide whether to attend team functions and gives all of us a shot at closing games. 7th inning stretch Chicken and Beer is coming soon. We suck but we love our boss, he’s one of us.

  • Not Familiar
    August 2, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Never heard of the hill man, but he looks like a showered, less retarded Toucher. Listened for about 5 seconds and couldn’t anymore especially with wiggy on. Not a good mix, it was like peanut butter on your tacos. Letting go of Callahan was the nail in the coffin for me. Morning talk radio is dead!

  • bonedawgtuco
    August 2, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    20 yr WEEI fan.
    Lifelong Sox fan.
    Done with Sox 2 yrs ago.
    They won a title – I could give a flying fck less.
    Did not watch.
    Now – WEEI is off my list.

  • I'd like to tit-fuck Danielle
    August 2, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    I used to love the Hillman show, but the WEEI version is fucking dreadful. Thankfully I just re-upped my satellite subscription.

  • Fattydaddy
    August 2, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    How about a Participation Trophy wife

  • Howie Feltersnatch
    August 2, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    The Hillman show on Waaf was radio gold. The current shitfest at weei is beyond awful. 4 hours of baseball talk punctuated by comments from that lunkhead Wiggy.

    • The Real Greg Hill Show
      August 2, 2019 at 8:28 pm

      Governor Baker is going to be on, nice scintillating conversation to fall asleep at the wheel.

      Did I tell you about my pillow? Even in my tiny hands my pillow is….

      I’m the king of sauces my favorites sauces in is a…

      Danielle “this texter’s wife has been having threesomes with 2 other women all 3 want her husband to join them, one woman is a co-worker and the other…. Hillman Interrupts In A Fat Whiny Voice “Oh great now I have to have 3 burritos for lunch today, they will look huge in my tiny hands, last night I was sleeping on my pillow when Coby-woby…. NON LUCID LINDY INTERRUPTS “Kid if you can drink and party every night and still go to work you’re a success yesterday I crapped my pants in Walmart…

  • M
    August 2, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Listening to talk radio is so 1997. Who still really gives a rat’s @ss who’s on what show or on what channel in 2019. Play some music while you’re driving like a normal person.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 2, 2019 at 10:45 am

    The wife’s not a bad looking woman, and obviously takes care of herself (which makes her a goddess in the land of obese american women), but she’s getting a bit long in the tooth to be considered a “trophy” wife, as she is now 40 years old.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’d be more than happy to play fireman and hose down her cervix, but there has to be an upper limit age-wise on what is considered a “trophy wife”… I mean, a 99 year old dude banging a 69 year old chick, is she a “trophy wife” because she’s 30 years his junior?

    A buxom blonde in her 20’s would be a trophy wife, a-la Ricki Noel Lander.

  • Junior
    August 2, 2019 at 10:10 am

    I just called Garage Doors Plus….straight to voicemail wtf is that shit

    • Fartbox Tonguepuncher
      August 2, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      She was described as a trophy wife. No one said it was a first place trophy. Could have been honorable mention.

    • TheCureForHope
      August 2, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      Perhaps the receptionist was on the other line? And rather than put you through an endless series of ‘pease listen carefully as our menus options have changed,’ they respectfully asked you to leave a message.

      WTF you entitled, self-righteous asshole. Why make a negative comment about this company over voicemail? Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.

      On second thought I could be mistaken. You could be a smart troll trying to make TB’s sponsor rethink his decision.

      We’ll wait for more comments like yours.

      • Sam Matterhorn
        August 2, 2019 at 4:52 pm

        Maybe there was an all hands on deck garage door emergency and no one was around to man the phones. An out of control garage door, open and closing endlessly?

  • z
    August 2, 2019 at 9:40 am

    I know WAAF + WEEI are owned by the same company. But, “Forced” to be a butt boy for the Red Sox is a bit of a reach. The only “Forced” would be if he was forced to change over to WEEI and be a more sports-centric show. I wouldn’t be surprised if extra cash was thrown his way to make the pain of being forced less painful.

    For all we know, he knew this time slot was going to be empty and he was elbows out in applying to take it over, over any one else.

  • Advertizers Leaving
    August 2, 2019 at 9:24 am

    One of the new shows planned is take a tranny to Fenwsy day where greg saunters around the park with atranny in tow.
    SJWS ssy the show is bslls.

    • Batman
      August 2, 2019 at 11:22 am

      Many thumbs up my friend. Thanks for the good laugh

    • Batman
      August 2, 2019 at 11:26 am

      You know some asshole on yawkey way is thinking, “ hey that’s not a bad idea”.

  • Hey Kid Your Show SUCKS
    August 2, 2019 at 9:18 am

    The only station that really talks. Waaf sucked after the early 90s upon hillmans arrival and low IQ LB was absolutely dreadful as well.. The only bright spot in the line up was afternoons mistress carrie.
    The sports show will be canned within 6 months once advertisers see they are overpaying for a very limited audience and leave in droves.

  • Music in the morning, can the canned laughter.
    August 2, 2019 at 8:12 am

    The show sucked ass on AAF, every time it became genuinely funny or interesting Hill Man would hijack the moment to talk about his tiny hands redirecting attention to himself, Diane and the crew would dutifully laugh. The same way they kept spaz around soooo long when his voice guaranteed a change of station the dude was worthless and damaged the show. Hill Man thought he had the Howard Stern touch to bring in jackasses on air but he didn’t.

    Diane’s inside the warped female mind was the best part of the week, she could have a top show just doing that material along with her observations on people and some classic rock. She has a way about her she could discuss recipes and make compelling.

    Hill Man’s greatest moments on air was when he candidly spoke about politics he was the only member of the show to understand Conservative principles and articulate them. Personally I like Hill Man and think he would do a great political, current events, culture then and now show.

    But that fat voice with weak ass self deprecating humor equalled instant 100.7, 101.1, I-tunes, time to make a phone call… anything.

    • does anyone remember music?
      August 2, 2019 at 8:19 am

      One more thing Diane’s voice impressions were like fingernails on a chalk board. The show line-up lived inside a bubble on AAF and couldn’t separate the good from the crap.

      • Massholio
        August 2, 2019 at 9:16 am

        Radio rule # 1: nobody wants to listen to music in the morning. Just guffawing fucktards.

      • Get the name right
        August 3, 2019 at 8:30 pm

        Her name is Danielle.

        • Bertha Von Nation
          August 5, 2019 at 9:05 pm

          They call her Diane as a joke, because when she first started, callers were getting her name wrong. They also referred to her as “Deirdre.”

  • Curious
    August 2, 2019 at 8:08 am

    The day Gerry left, was the day I deleted WEEI from my pre-set radio stations.

  • Frank
    August 2, 2019 at 7:54 am

    Used to listen religiously now it’s not even programmed in my truck,

  • Former Hillman fan
    August 2, 2019 at 7:39 am

    Hillman show on WAAF was great. This new show is awful, and on top of it Hill and Danielle make fun of people who don’t like the new show! Neither one of them seem to care about the Red Sox so it’s painful to hear them fake it.

    Yes, having Genduso on would be great. They are also friends with Jen Royle, another Turtleboy honoree.

  • CrispyC
    August 2, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Fuck Bob Murchison and his mentally ill tranny daughter Caroline. And yes also fuck Shirley Leung, who just looks like a tranny but isn’t. And also fuck creepy John Henry and his gold-digger wife. Unc, you and I are in agreement on these issues.

    Trannies, aside from Democrats, are the most deplorable set of Americans killing this country.

    Poor Hillman. Hope he got a good package from them. Danielle should ask her best friend Leigha Genduso to come on air some time.

  • out of my meds today
    August 2, 2019 at 7:22 am

    who still listens to talk on the radio,i thought that’s why buttons where made ,to keep changing stations till a song you liked was playing. and pro sports suck ,all of them are fixed and owned by rich little pricks

  • Francis Sidebottom
    August 2, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Uncle turtle turd atleast he didn’t do a public apology to jenn after for using his free speech that would have gotten him castrated in a civil suit like you did or have to beg the Rhode island ACLU to protect him from his hate speech like you did and he doesn’t have a GoFundMe on his blog like you do , you’ve bet the house turtle turd and one day it will be taken away from you perhaps you and your family will then have another GoFundMe me to put a roof over your heads

    • Dick Scratcher
      August 2, 2019 at 7:36 am

      Dear god. You’re like a broken vinyl record playing the same 5-second soundbite over and over and over.

      We get it, you’re bitter and twisted because the Turtlebloggers have hurt your feels in the past.
      No-one is changing their views because of your incessant whining on here, in fact we’re laughing at you all the more.

      Probably best if you just fuck yourself off from here and save the future tears over your hurt fragile feelings.
      Or just die. Either is good.

      • Batman
        August 2, 2019 at 9:18 am

        Dick, downvote and ignore. Trolls thrive on attention, don’t give him any. Great comment btw, nail meet head.

        • Tired of Don't Snitch Millennial Pussies
          August 2, 2019 at 12:23 pm

          A downvote is still attention. Good or bad, it doesn’t matter to trolls. In fact, most would rather see more downvotes than up – then they can fap to all the negative energy they think they are causing.

          Best thing is to ignore them completely – pass by their pathetic attention seeking comments and they will go elsewhere for validation.

  • z
    August 2, 2019 at 6:42 am

    I dumped the preset off of the radios. I wasn’t a fan when he was on WAAF so feel no need to give him a try. Not good, not bad, just meh.

    If I have the need to go to the station I know where they are. Same for ESPN. There’s some sporting events only ESPN carry. I watch, but don’t hang around for anything else.

    The Red Sox will bend them over on the next radio deal. I think WEEI management or higher than that, doesn’t realize it. “But, we are one of the good ones!!!”

  • bigdaddy
    August 2, 2019 at 6:32 am

    Stopped listening to WEEI after that asshole Bob Murhcison got Jerry fired Fuck them WEEI is the CNN of sports radio

  • Festus Hagan
    August 2, 2019 at 5:06 am

    Is there anyone else whose been disappointed in Kirk’s podcast? He always mentions Gerry couldn’t do a podcast because he needs a partner, Kirk doesn’t think he does. He does. Doesn’t have to be Callahan, but just having 2 lackeys that are afraid to challenge him and laugh at everything he says makes for a crappy podcast. No passion. C’mon Kirk.

  • Danielle has a dick and balls
    August 2, 2019 at 12:12 am

    Danielle Murr aka Leigha Gendusos BFF is the most cringe worthy shit I have ever heard… had to turn it off after 5 minutes of listening to her annoying voice

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