Turtleboy Investigates

Well Connected Orlando Family And Friends And Family Of Luke Noble Trash His Ex-Wife For Documenting Deplorable Behavior Towards His Daughter, Media Remains Silent On Abuse Allegations

 

Read part 1 and part 2 of this series before reading part 3.

It’s been four days since we published the transcript of Dr. Brian Orr’s deposition, in which he stated that he believed North Andover Board of Selectmen candidate Luke Noble’s daughter when she alleged that her father pulled his pants down and told her to touch his private areas. It’s been a week since we published the divorce documents, showing that Luke Noble was held in contempt of court for trying to terminate his kids’ relationship with their doctor and therapist after they filed 51A’s against him with DCF. It’s been two weeks since we published the disturbing video of Luke Noble swearing at and degrading his crying three year old daughter while driving.

Yet the Eagle Tribune, the largest newspaper in the area, has not written about it. Wicked Local did a quick press release after Noble issued a statement, but have not followed up with the credible allegations made against him by his daughter. Additionally, the reaction to the story even on this website is much smaller than the reaction to a run of the mill ratchet selling toilet paper in New Bedford.

This is why child abuse happens – because nobody cares. Shame on the media, shame on society, shame on our culture. This is a man who has the endorsement of the most powerful person in the state, Governor Charlie Baker. When the mainstream media covers a story like this Charlie Baker has to answer for it. He ignored the Mass State Police scandals we broke until the Boston Globe picked up on it. He’s counting on the media giving his friend Luke a break so he doesn’t have to publicly disavow him.

When the first story came out, showing only the video but not the sexual abuse allegations, friends and family rallied around Luke Noble on the North Andover Citizen’s Facebook page.


A lot of the really disgusting comments have been deleted, but as my friend Bristol Blarney says, “screenshots are forever.” Let’s take a look at some of the enablers, who were willing to look past that video.

His mother in law Tracy Peters Edwards was all up in there and has yet to delete anything, presumably because she doesn’t know that’s a thing you can do on the Internet.

Yea, his kids adore him for sure. That’s why they’re telling their doctor and therapist stories about traumatic life events and getting told that they are a “nightmare” and the “worst child I’ve ever seen.” Apparently this is normal behavior for Grandma. She just kept posting and posting, including taking shots at his ex-wife, who is clearly afraid of him.

Yea, how dare his ex-wife attempt to document what most reasonable people believe is abusive behavior. And yes, there is a reason Luke was given more time with his crotch fruits by the judge – his ex-wife didn’t have the financial resources to fight back fairly. This is a woman who married him right out of high school and raised his kids while he made a lot of money. But, fuck her right?

His enabling wife Amanda, who is a teacher at Parker Middle School in Chelmsford, was also out in full force defending her husband’s behavior and smearing his ex-wife.

Bad parenting moment? Oh fuck off you salty cunt. That’s a normal way to speak to a kid, and there’s no excuse for it. And since the ex decided to tape it I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that it wasn’t his first time speaking like that to his kids.

Then she resorted to smearing other people who weren’t so forgiving of his disgusting behavior.

Yea good point shit for brains. Someone posting a meme is the same thing as a parent swearing at his daughter, the same daughter who would make serious allegations of abuse two years later.

She just wouldn’t shut the fuck up, blaming democrats.

I’m a republican and I still think your husband is a subhuman asshole.

Here’s my question for Amanda Noble – if you witnessed a parent treating their child like that in front of you, would you file a 51A? Of course you would. Because you’re a mandated reporter and you know it’s wrong. Or maybe you don’t, in which case I have to ask, why is someone who thinks it’s OK to emotionally abuse children like that allowed to work with children?

Next up was Luke’s sister Kaleena, who actually called him a saint for his behavior in the video.

A hundred attempts to get him to snap? It was a three year old crying. That’s what they do. If that’s all it took for him to snap then he’s a shitty father who has no business serving as an elected official.

She also said that only privileged people would be offended by that video.

How bout credible allegations of sexual abuse? Are only privileged people worried about that too? This is your niece, isn’t it? Glad to know they’re in good hands when they go to aunty’s house.

She of course blamed the ex wife too.

Yea it was just the ex-wife that made those allegations. I must’ve imagined the 51A filed by the therapist, and the deposition of Dr. Orr. And you’re right, a lot of good men do get screwed in probate court, but your brother wasn’t one of them. He got a great deal because he had the financial resources to force his ex-wife to give in.

Then in probably the most vile thing an aunt can say about her niece, she justified her brother’s behavior by arguing that the girl wouldn’t remember being treated like that to begin with.

See? Emotional abuse is OK if they’re under 5 years old because they won’t remember it anyway. And I’m not obsessed with Luke, I’m obsessed with protecting kids from abusers. If your selfish, douchebag brother had any respect for his kids he’d drop out of the race. Trash.

I ended up getting blocked by the North Andover Citizen on Facebook after the reporter, Bryan McGonigle, was tagged for comment.

Hey dumbass – it’s hard for the wife to comment if she signed a NDA. And what kind of man forces a woman to sign a NDA if he has nothing to hide? I guess Bryan doesn’t have time to report on credible allegations of abuse made by a child about her father who is running for office in town because he’s too busy collecting awards and looking like a douchebag.

I emailed Bryan about this after he blocked me from commenting on Facebook and he’s ignored me. Whatever you, DO NOT flood his inbox at bmcgonigle@wickedlocal.com and ask him why he’s covering for Luke Noble. This guy’s totally not a pompous queef or anything like that.

Then there was Amanda Orlando Kesterson and Lisa Orlando Bourassa, the daughters of Attorney Joe Orlando Sr, and the sisters of Attorney Joe Orlando Jr, who attempted to intimidate me into writing about their client Luke Noble.


The Orlando clan is a big name family in Republican politics in Massachusetts, for whatever that’s worth. They are personal friends of Governor Baker, and Orlando Jr. was endorsed by him when he ran for Gloucester City Council. Lisa Bourassa’s comments shitting on the ex-wife were taken down, but some of Amanda’s supporting Luke Noble are still up.

“He truly makes everyone he comes in contact with feel comfortable.”

Except his own daughter apparently.

Amanda is a Republican State Committeewoman, who was appointed by Governor Baker to serve in the Office of Child Advocate.

I shit you not. A woman who publicly defends a man who has been seen on video degrading a daughter who would later go on to accuse him of horrifying sexual abuse, serves on a board for child advocacy. A seat I’m sure she’s highly qualified for, and totally wasn’t appointed by the Governor because of the influence her family has on the governor. I’m sure she’ll be a great advocate for children, since she’s choosing to associate with a man who treats them like a disobedient dog.

I would comment on her State Committeewoman Facebook page, but she’s blocked me before I ever had a chance to. Almost as if her family likes to cover shit up.

There were so many others who defended him too. I’m not going to break down how horrible these people all are. I’m just going to leave their comments and names so that you can know that they support this asshole’s behavior if you ever happen to see them in public.

Amy Needham.

 

Kate Clinton.

 

Terrance Fellows.

 

Kandice Tebou.

 

Ryan Moore and Kristina Moore.

 

Kaitlyn Saba.

 

Susan Michelle Laurin.

 

Omayra Reyes.

 

Lindsey Snow.

Oh OK. So you saw him a few times, and during those times he refrained from abusing children in front of you. Therefore he’s innocent. What a fucking idiot.

Every single one of these people is part of the reason kids get abused. These are horrible, disgusting people, who are willing to look the other way so long as they personally know the abuser and haven’t seen their friend abuse any kids in front of them.

 

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28 Comment(s)
  • The opposite of hush money
    April 30, 2020 at 6:00 am

    For a woman with a NDA she sure has a lot of beans to spill right after she got her taxes & Ran to PAY YOU to WRITE THESE BLOGS. Wait, I forgot you came across them all by yourself on a random stroll through a platform that your physical address is BANNED from using! Interesting how the “OP” had no hashtags and you just “happened” to come across it. You’re a sell out and you’re just as bad as the mainstream monsters you so much despise. Burn slow

  • Luke Eats the Cuke
    March 29, 2020 at 7:40 am

    The Orlando clan should be a beacon of hope for the fat ugly citizens of our great commonwealth.

  • Bad lieutenant
    March 29, 2020 at 3:16 am

    10 to 1 he beats the shit out her.

    • fat mike
      March 29, 2020 at 11:15 am

      I wanna see his wife’s bootyhole

  • jobrienxxx176
    Calling all friends of Luke
    March 28, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Is there anymore elementary or jr. high school friends that Luke or his campaign can dredge up ? “I’ve known Luke since I was 8”.. “I’ve known Luke since I was 10”… “I’ve know Luke for 23 years”….. are these old neighborhood friends Luke ? and his sister with the WTF name of Kaleena ? You accused someone of being privileged ? Yet you seem to have been able to attend every court session as you claim. You got a job that allows that much time off or are you actually very privileged that you can afford to be there and if you have children then also paying for child care while you attend court ? From that picture I think you need and deserve a nice Cleveland Steamer

  • Circling The Drain
    March 28, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    So there is proof that he molested his kid or are you white knighting like with Bristol?

    It’s horrible thing to put rape or molestation on a man.

    You know that….

  • randiguy2006
    GOP
    March 28, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    It’s fun watching Republicans defend child abuse

    • jobrienxxx176
      Mind Changer
      March 28, 2020 at 8:50 pm

      Or defending their opposition to homosexuality until one of their kids comes out of the closet or they come out themselves

      • Homos
        March 29, 2020 at 9:19 am

        Queers = AIDS

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    March 28, 2020 at 10:24 am

    There is a special place in Hell for scumbags of this assholes nature and their enablers… I mean just looking at the guy even a blind man would clearly see he’s a fucking little weasel.. He and his nasty wife should both lose their jobs

  • Y'all don't knows nuthn' bout ole Lady Luke
    March 28, 2020 at 8:31 am

    Luke Noble is petite and effeminate his wife was tired of having to wear the pants. Shrieking little Luke begging for a pegging every night and wearing smaller prettier panties. Luke jump on chair and cry when he see spider.

    Luke afraid of frog and mouse, Luke hysterical ladyboy in pink shirt, Luke look at hair in mirror all the time, Luke not like other men, wife tired of him so weird, daughter not respect Lady Luke for daddy. Family dog piss on Lady Luke Leg and everybody laugh hardy har har har then cat piss in Lady Luke fancy shoe har har hardy har we laugh so hard and spit milk on him har har har.

  • Tall Deval
    March 28, 2020 at 7:13 am

    Nothing to see here.Move along folks………

  • Callithowitis
    March 28, 2020 at 6:46 am

    My parents have said similar things to me. Did this come before or after he sexual abuse cause everyone who defended him if they didn’t have that information yet shouldn’t be being smeared. Parents lose their shit sometimes. It happens. Not impressed by this article. The sexual abuse though, that’s another story. That’s wrong.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 28, 2020 at 3:24 am

    I believe these human smears are in part an inbred Satanic Cult, offering up a three-year-old child’s heart and mind for a chance to be a sucking louse with political power, and flowery laurels.

  • Stewart Nod
    March 28, 2020 at 12:28 am

    If TB didn’t have the track record it does, maybe I’d put a little stock into all this guy’s defenders. But every time someone gets called out here, guess what…? They’re guilty!
    No normal person speaks to their child like that, let alone a father to his daughter. This dude has a major dark side, he’s just good at hiding it.
    Best,

    Stewart

  • Luke's a Sissy Midget
    March 27, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Tracey Edwards Penis reminds of an overstuffed piece of furniture in my grandma’s living room. She’s almost defiant in her big fatty pose, “Yeah I look like a purple sofa, what about it”. Only shitbags would back this Luke the Child abusing Puke.

  • Who Flung Cum
    March 27, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    Every picture of this fuck face standing up looks like he’s thrusting his pelvis forward, like when a black guy is getting a BJ in a porno. He just needs to stare down and poke his bottom lip way out for the full effect.

  • The Toddler Pulled a Knife !!
    March 27, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    This family has never had to deal with consequences. Except for the consequences of eating way too much and not working it off. Right, ladies ? They all seem to be a rather hefty herd o’ heifers, there. And theirs a lot of third-worldy dna bouncing around the old gene pool,
    but that buck-toothed blonde chick has a slammin’ body !! I hope she escapes from the fatties unscathed !!

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    March 27, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    My email to the so called “journalist” who refuses to pick up on the article. I’m sure he won’t do shit.

    I’m just wondering why a “journalist” would turn down an opportunity to help uncover a scandal about a republican running for town council? Turtleboy gift wrapped a story about a shit bag and tagged you into it and you blocked him and ran like a chicken shit coward. I’d love to find out why that is. Thankfully I won’t have to wait to long because as a fan of TB I know he loves to dig shit up and find out the truth about people. So why are you choosing not to write about this? Anyone who has followed this story clearly knows there’s more to it and there’s zero chance this asshole should be near his kids let alone be on any city council board. You keep collecting awards but deep down you know it’s not deserved and wake up every morning looking at the failure to you’ve become and we’ve now seen for ourselves. But in all honesty cut the shit and do your job. TB is handing you this on a silver platter. Grow a pair!
    D. Sullivan.

  • Luke's Sis
    March 27, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    You people are all overreacting. The girl was so young that she will never remember the abuse. If a child is abused and they can’t remember it then it obviously isn’t abuse. Get a clue.

    • Luke’s Sis’s Cuck
      March 27, 2020 at 10:06 pm

      Like when a tree falls in the woods when no one’s around, right bae?

  • foleyworld
    Josh ABrahms, I’m reformed now.
    March 27, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    His defenders keep saying “ Nobody knows what happened or what the real story is behind the video” As if there’s ANY possible set of circumstances that would make his actions ok, or acceptable????? Sorry but there is absolutely no possible lead up to that meltdown they would make it anything less than pathetic and ABUSIVE! The guy is sniveling cowardly maggot who emotionally abused a 3 year old girl and there is NO EXCUSE for that! Ever!

  • Kaleena
    March 27, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    I’d like to take a long walk on the beach with her, then give her a chilidog,ll followed by a screaming seagull.

    • Ham Wallet
      March 27, 2020 at 10:09 pm

      Haha! Where I’m from, we called it a chicken cutlet! Screaming seagull is good though.

  • Cheddah
    March 27, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    Bryan McGonigle’s head looks like a soda can that’s been crushed, then pulled back out.

  • The Meuse-Argonne Campaign of World War I
    March 27, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Luke’s mother-in-law: “That video is NOT what you see!”

    Wait, what??

  • Jordis
    March 27, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    Forget the Define the character. More like REVEAL.

  • Jordis
    March 27, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    I could be best friends with someone my whole life. They could give me a life saving organ. We could have a million happy memories together.
    But the second I hear a video like this with them abusing a young child…

    They can get the fuck out of my life.

    That difference makes me a decent human being. It’s the people who turn a blind eye that are JUST AS GUILTY because they excuse therefore ALLOW horrible people to continue unrepentant and hurting others.

    It sometimes only takes one action to define our character.

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