Well Known Dope Fiend Just Got Back On Food Stamps, Sells Them On Facebook, Gets Three Offers Within Minutes

Well Known Dope Fiend Just Got Back On Food Stamps, Sells Them On Facebook, Gets Three Offers Within Minutes

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Look what we have here…..

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Apparently the word on the street hasn’t gotten around to these idiots. Newsflash – if you try selling food stamps that you clearly DON’T NEED on Facebook, everyone on your friends list will screenshot it, send it to Turtleboy, and we will take GREAT PLEASURE in humiliating you. Welcome to a fun Google search for the rest of your life Ceara Robinson.


Un. Fucking. Real.

I guess this chick doesn’t care if she comes up on Google on Turtleboy blogs, since the first thing you get when you Google her name is courthouse records in Worcester (the same day cop killer Jorge Zambrano was sentence to jail, which he didn’t end up completing because “jail wasn’t working out for him):

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Yup. She’s a junkie. And the government is just THROWING food stamps at this able bodied woman, and WE ARE ALL PAYING FOR IT!!! Then what’s the first thing she does when she gets the food stamp re-up? Sells them on Facebook so she can get more money for drugs. Because Diego on the corner doesn’t accept EBT.

The most remarkable part about this are all the shitheads who have ZERO PROBLEM buying them off of her:

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Chrissy Peterson will buy them!! Only in America do we have people on food stamps who look like this:



Seriously. I’m getting pretty sick and tired of hearing about how we need we can’t reform the welfare state because these gutterslugs are starving. In case you can’t see, bottom feeders in America aren’t exactly struggling to find food.

And guess where she claims to work?

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Yup. She works at UMass Memorial Medical Center. And if she does then she probably gets a living wage with benefits. But yea, load up on those taxpayer funded food stamps.

Jake Severino wanted them too. And just like Chrissy Peterson, he’s obviously struggling to find food:

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Alisa Marie Walsh wanted to buy them, but Ceara would’ve sold them to her. Looks like she’ll have to go on a waiting list. Too bad, she’s really starving.



Hey ladies, just to let you know, when you post for pictures with your head titled slightly forward and the camera zoomed in on you, we know why you’re doing that. You’re not fooling anyone.

Anyway, these people are disgusting. They should be ashamed of themselves and embarrassed to show their faces on public or post on social media. They are stealing from all of us, and they’re doing it right in front of our eyes. They don’t give a fuck. But we do. And since the mainstream media is too gutless to call them out, and politicians like Jim McGovern want to pretend these slugrakes don’t exist, it looks like Turtleboy is gonna have to continue to be the only one calling them out. Here’s a link to report these choads to the DTA.



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19 Comment(s)
  • Kim Wescott
    January 11, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    “Hey ladies, just to let you know, when you post for pictures with your head titled slightly forward and the camera zoomed in on you, we know why you’re doing that.”

    I don’t know why they are doing that….please enlighten me.

  • itsjustme
    March 21, 2017 at 4:52 am

    What?!?! Maybe I’m out of touch or just don’t understand how any of this works because thankfully I’ve never had to use government assistance, is it seriously common for stores to buy food stamps? How does it work, buy at discount, and then get full price when turned into the state?

    Does this chic have kids, if she sells all her food stamps, how does she expect to fed them?
    Welfare abuse makes me so angry

  • A person
    March 20, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Lol this comment thread is moderated just to let everyone know before you post.

  • Fo Sho
    Madcow not Rachel
    March 20, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Time to get these sows off the Govt. teat…….that fat fuck Jake probably hasn’t seen his dick or his shoes for years.

  • goaway
    March 20, 2017 at 11:01 am

    That’s because she was a Jun kie

  • LLC
    March 20, 2017 at 10:39 am

    Easier to report here:

    You get a live person worth out filling out the form.


    MA FRAUD Investigation Unit

  • Good to know
    March 20, 2017 at 10:03 am

    Guess it’s OK to break federal laws, same as the illegal aliens do.

    • Biff Tannen
      March 20, 2017 at 10:22 am

      It is worth noting that there are many people who do need these benefits – not the above-enumerated abusers but people who probably do NOT take pride in using the system.

      Therefore, the fact that we continue to shovel benefits towards the undeserving with no checks/controls in place to screen out abuse makes me even angrier. What if one of these dishonest whales is taking benefits that a genuinely needy child/elderly person needs?

      • Parasites
        March 20, 2017 at 10:52 am

        They could care less now. Just about themselves.

      • LLC
        March 20, 2017 at 12:47 pm

        Unless you are elderly or completely disabled through no fault of your own…

        WORK or STARVE.

        Hunger is a great motivator.

  • Coach
    March 20, 2017 at 7:51 am

    The Coach says: “Jake Severino is a blivet.” blivet (adj.):
    Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. A situation so vile no matter how well you deal with it you will still get dirty.

  • ImNewHere
    March 20, 2017 at 6:53 am

    Chrissy peterson undoubtly makes a living wage working the front desk at Gentle Dental on shrewsbury st in Worcester. Thats none of my business tho….

    • Roberto
      March 20, 2017 at 7:49 am

      By my public school math, Jorge should have been locked up for 29 and 1/2 years.

    • Coach
      March 20, 2017 at 7:53 am

      Coach says: The almighty Turtle should run an expose on Gentle Dental. Take a look at how they are profiting off the system by providing excessive government paid dental work. No surprise that Ms. Peterson “working” at that mill.

      • ImNewHere
        March 20, 2017 at 8:28 am

        i guess im not the only one who has received sub-standard care at that facility. Were you also charged exorbitant fees when they discovered you were not on government assistance?

    • FuckTheseLeeches
      March 20, 2017 at 9:58 am

      I’ll be calling them…because it’s fun getting back at leeches.

      Ya know, just for the rest of us who actually work for money to buy food.

      Fucking dirtbags everywhere.

      Food stamps needs to end.

  • Mr Butthurt
    March 20, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Yup would in a pinch

    • I M Sickofit
      March 20, 2017 at 7:42 am

      Jessica Calai’s comment is VERY telling: “A lot of places don’t BUY them anymore.” BUY! Not “accept”. This means that you can go into certain Massachusetts businesses, licensed by the city or town, and SELL food stamps to the store. Not as often as you USED to be able to, but you still can if you know where to go.

      • Jackie
        March 21, 2017 at 5:40 pm

        Certain bodgeas buy them. Says alot huh?? So god damn sickening

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