This is William Malia from the Agawam/West Springfield area.
And for whatever reason he elected to go on Facebook today and unleash one of the most epic “I’m not racist but…” manifestos of all time.
He seems nice. I wonder what Puerto Rican banged his girlfriend?
Whatever you do, DO NOT call 413-309-7256 if you think you’re tough. Things won’t end well for you, especially if you’re feeling “froggy.” Whatever that means.
And liking your own posts on Facebook should be illegal. It’s like licking your own balls. Not a good look.
He wasn’t done yet though….
Who’s he even talking to? And someone might want to tell Hillary Clinton that she doesn’t have to pretend to have hot sauce in her purse since apparently black people’s ballots are only counted as 1/3 of a vote.
For some reason he decided to delete the post, while still maintaining his love and affection for people with darker skin than he.
And bruh, if you’re gonna rant about being a member of a superior race can you at least rep us a little better than this?
My 8th grade yearbook called. It wants its haircut back.
And you got more brows than Safari and Google Chrome combined.
And those chompers
Can you really claim to be a white nationalist if your teeth are yellow?
To the surprise of no one he doesn’t bend the brim of his hat either.
And although I’m a strong second amendment supporter, if you’re posting online about inciting race wars, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to have toys like this.
Here’s the best part about his boys regular haircut…
He gets that fresh cut at the Spanish barber shop, not from his own dago boys. What kind of bootleg white nationalist does that?
Anyway, Facebook’s always talking about getting rid of racists and hate speech and blah, blah, blah. Yet this guy’s still up and running when we get taken down for Christmas trees. Fuck him and fuck Facebook.
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