West Springfield White Power Woody Wanker Invited Puerto Ricans And Black People To Call Him So He Can Put Bullet Holes In Them In “I’m Not Racist, But” Facebook Post


This is William Malia from the Agawam/West Springfield area.

And for whatever reason he elected to go on Facebook today and unleash one of the most epic “I’m not racist but…” manifestos of all time.

He seems nice. I wonder what Puerto Rican banged his girlfriend?

Whatever you do, DO NOT call 413-309-7256 if you think you’re tough. Things won’t end well for you, especially if you’re feeling “froggy.” Whatever that means.

And liking your own posts on Facebook should be illegal. It’s like licking your own balls. Not a good look.

He wasn’t done yet though….

Who’s he even talking to? And someone might want to tell Hillary Clinton that she doesn’t have to pretend to have hot sauce in her purse since apparently black people’s ballots are only counted as 1/3 of a vote.

For some reason he decided to delete the post, while still maintaining his love and affection for people with darker skin than he.

And bruh, if you’re gonna rant about being a member of a superior race can you at least rep us a little better than this?

My 8th grade yearbook called. It wants its haircut back.

And you got more brows than Safari and Google Chrome combined.

And those chompers

Can you really claim to be a white nationalist if your teeth are yellow?

To the surprise of no one he doesn’t bend the brim of his hat either.


And although I’m a strong second amendment supporter, if you’re posting online about inciting race wars, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to have toys like this.

Here’s the best part about his boys regular haircut…

He gets that fresh cut at the Spanish barber shop, not from his own dago boys. What kind of bootleg white nationalist does that?

Anyway, Facebook’s always talking about getting rid of racists and hate speech and blah, blah, blah. Yet this guy’s still up and running when we get taken down for Christmas trees. Fuck him and fuck Facebook.


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32 Comment(s)
  • marilu
    June 3, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Waaait wait wait.. “after I beat your ass I’ll fck you” ?!?! lmaooo!! wtf, that’s all i needed to read.. seems like ol’ buddy here is actually mad at himself– mainly for having some jungle fever/feelings for other men. Good old case of self-hatred right here !

  • Fuck you
    June 1, 2019 at 6:05 am

    Who are youcalling a fucking dago? That’s double offensive.

  • The Grand Master
    May 31, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    You misunderstood. He only said he wants to shoot cans.

    (afri-cans, puerto ri-cans)

  • LEGO Corporation
    May 31, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Yes, that is an official LegoMan (TM) haircut.

  • Shaun King
    May 31, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Dis makes me want to beat the fuck out some honkeys

    • Fred Knessl
      May 31, 2019 at 10:08 am

      But Shawn – he’s just as black as you are!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Rachael Dolezal
      May 31, 2019 at 10:30 am

      I’m with you on this one Shaun

  • fupapaul
    May 31, 2019 at 9:38 am

    90% of white men that are racist in current society are cuckolds. They are unemployed. They have erectile disfunction. They have very short penises. Them spewing racist garbage just informs everybody that they think about their girlfriends getting babooned. The 90% cuckold thing is actually a real figure though.

    • Mussolini
      May 31, 2019 at 1:44 pm

      Yeah, you couldn’t dislike blacks due to high crime rates and widespread uncouth behavior, it’s all about your penis. 13 percent of the population commits 50 percent of all murders, please don’t notice that whitey.God, you people are stupid and beyond saving.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 31, 2019 at 9:29 am

    White people, AMIRITE?

  • Y
    May 31, 2019 at 9:16 am

    • Y
      May 31, 2019 at 9:16 am

  • Dick GoZinya
    May 31, 2019 at 7:37 am

    If I could lick my own balls I’d never leave the house…

  • Patrick
    May 31, 2019 at 7:22 am

    This kid is a junkie. He has been locked up more times than you can count. That gun is fake. There is no way that kid has a gun. I guarantee he wrote this. Sad to say I know the scumbag personally. He is a waste of space. I honestly thought he would have OD’ed by now.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 31, 2019 at 6:26 am

    His account had to be hacked by an ex or an enemy of his. Theres no way he could be THAT stupid, is there? Wait….. West Springfield, that haircut, hmmm ok maybe he is that stupid. His Spanish barber is gonna slit his throat next time he goes in for a shave and a cut…

    • Mussolini
      May 31, 2019 at 1:46 pm

      Oh, so Hispanics are naturally violent, seems buddy boy was in the right for hating them.

    • Pebbelz4206
      June 1, 2019 at 12:25 am

      Hahahahaaa he’s def gonna b right about that straight blade lol they gonna straight cut him up lol

      • Mussolini
        June 1, 2019 at 6:47 am

        There’s you admitting that Hispanics are more prone to violence. At least you admit it.

  • Sal O’Mal
    May 31, 2019 at 1:22 am

    In same sentence he says meet me at River Road and then Robinson Park. Those places are nowhere near each other, they’re a good 15-10 minute drive away. He sounds either schizophrenic, on drugs, or someone is messing with his account.

    • z
      May 31, 2019 at 7:00 am

      Thinking the same thing.
      I’m guessing the plan is bury you in the woods if the State Park or dump your body in the Connecticut River if River Road.

      I’d suggest a compromise, the Price Rite/Harbor Freight/Big Lots parking lot on Memorial Drive. That would be a fun 5 minutes where he would get to spout what is written, before his body is turned into mush by the average clientele of the businesses. “You talking about us, bitch?”

      For the record, I shop those places and feel 100% safe. But, I wouldn’t be a public asshat there. Racial wise, white is outnumbered 9 to 1. Deals are deals. We are all smart enough to not go next door to Big Y to get ripped off.

  • Nate Higgers
    May 30, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    I mean… show me the lie. Any Trump voter that disagrees with him should honestly just go vote lib.

    • Mussolini
      May 31, 2019 at 1:49 pm

      Trump is a cuck and flooded the streets with scum when he signed that atrocious prison reform law. Trump never shuts up about black unemployment. Trump is a cuck.

  • Fupasloth
    May 30, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    I hate to be that guy, but is it possible his account got hacked by an angry ex or someone? Seems a little crazy putting yourself out there like that

    • Julie the Jarhead
      May 31, 2019 at 9:53 am

      He says “… I deleted my post …” rather than go the “I’ve been hacked” route. Yeah, he wrote it. And, yeah, people are that stupid.

  • rick
    May 30, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    ….and fer crying out loud if that is your tough guy wearing camo, airsoft toting glamor shot for closeted cracker monthly…have them crop out the pants you couldnt button…mmmmkay?

  • GI Jerkoff
    May 30, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    He’s holding a toy rifle. Haha that’s funny as hell. He couldn’t have actually written that post, I’m betting he left his computer up and one of his friends posted that. He can’t be that stupid

  • whatevuh
    May 30, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    But the filters, and kissing a little puppy . . . . yeah, real tough bro, now shut the fuck up and kiss my ass will ya

  • Klancy
    May 30, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Who’s gonna tell him
    1)Trump is the President of Puerto Rico.
    2)His friends list has a lot of Puerto Rican’s on it.
    3)He’s the biggest closeted dick I’ve seen since Todd Chrisley.
    4) My mom says she’ll kick his ass.

    • Klancy
      May 30, 2019 at 9:39 pm

      Actually my sources tell me he’s been kicked out of moms house and is in a double wide in Selkirk, NY.

  • Panda
    May 30, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    That’s an Airsoft gun. In this state with an AR that small he’d have to register it as an SBR. Also, he’s posing with his finger on the trigger and anyone with half a brain doesn’t ever hold a weapon like that regardless if it has a mag in it or not. Also the charging handle is molded on and obviously not functional

    • Mr. Bubba
      May 31, 2019 at 1:04 am

      The barrel appears to be cropped. I agree though, most definitely not a ‘real’ rifle of any sorts. It looks like some sort of paintball marker to me. The stock looks like it holds a C02 tank and/or the coiled line hanging off his side reminds me of having a remote C02 tank strapped to the back. That vest looks like it holds paintball pods. Ahhh, to be a teenage paintball warrior again…pew, pew, pew, got ya!

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