Turtleboy Investigates

Weymouth Wenchstain Stole A Boston Nurse’s Identity And Another Woman’s Family Pictures To Get Access To Other People’s Children And Is Completely Batshit Fucking Insane

 

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Yesterday we published a blog about the return of Amber Carmark, better known as the Weymouth Wenchstain, after she and a woman named Kayla Murphy posted that Amber’s 12 week old baby in the womb’s ashes were stolen when she left them next to a dumpster 2-3 weeks ago. Miraculously MOST of the ashes were returned (whatever that means), but it wasn’t in the same box they got the ashes in, and her friend Kayla was trying to get people to donate name brand clothing for Amber.

 

Well, grab yourself a cold one and some popcorn because this story just took a turn for the twisted.

I was suspicious about “Kayla Murphy” the whole time. This woman seemed to be obsessed with Amber, and claimed they were sisters. Except we showed that Amber doesn’t have a sister. Kayla was also asking for clothes for a 17 year old she allegedly took in, who happens to wear the same size clothing as Amber.

Things got weirder when we found out that Amber posthumously named her baby Nolan, which just so happened to be the name of one of Kayla’s crotch fruits.

Most suspiciously was the fundraiser she had for her other sister “Michelle,” who just so happened to have had a miscarriage on the exact same day that Amber did.

After the blog was published Amber didn’t come onto our page, but Kayla was all over it, AND SHE WAS USING CAPS LOCK SPORADICALLY SO YOU KNEW SHE WASN’T FUCKING AROUND!!! Here’s a small sampling of the comments she left on our page.

It should be noted that she told two different stories about where the baby was cremated, which others doubted was possible at that young of an age.

But she had receipts.

Personally, I believe she had a miscarriage and I believe she had the baby cremated. But I also believe that Kayla is Amber, because why else does she have all this shit readily available, and why else would she be this obsessed with defending Amber’s honor?

She kind of gave herself away when she told people to check their DM’s for a message from Amber.

But how would she know that Amber had DM’d her? And why wouldn’t Amber just post on the page herself if that was the case? Why is Kayla Murphy the official spokeswoman for Amber? According to Kayla it was because Amber was in her house.

Apparently they’re just attached at the hip, even though Kayla appears to be a mother of four on her Facebook page (which is now gone).

Then Kayla said that Amber DM’d her a picture that she wanted Kayla to post.

But wait….I thought she was in your house? Why does she need to DM you if she’s right there?

Oh, and what about the fundraiser for her sister Michelle?

She had an answer for that one too.

Oh man, her imaginary sisters can’t stop having miscarriages at the exact same time. Also, the fundraiser said that the miscarriage for “Michelle” happened the weekend before August 20, which means she didn’t miscarry on August 10. This is why lying is a bad habit – because one lie always leads to another, and eventually you start contradicting yourself.

Kayla messaged Clarence Woods Emerson and asked to have the story removed. Weird that she seems more upset about this than Amber.

 

 

Back to Amber for a moment. She’s got some pretty serious Google trophies in her closet. We’re talking A&B on a family member, violation of abuse prevention disorder, strangulation, larceny over $250, and more.

Seems kind of relevant since she advertises herself as a babysitter and a nanny for hire on LinkedIn.

And “Kayla” always responds on Amber’s behalf whenever a job opening watching crotch fruits or pets pops up on Facebook.

She’s gonna be a cop now too. Who knew?

Kayla also told one woman that she carried Amber’s miscarried baby, and was a nurse at Boston Children’s Hospital. When she got called out on this she called the woman a cunt.

It’s obvious at this point that Kayla is Amber. But her page was made in September 2018, shortly after she first appeared on Turtleboy, probably to avoid her name coming up on a search engine. This was around the time she was begging us to take the post down too. But this woman is clearly mentally unbalanced and actively seeks jobs watching other people’s children. She recently had a miscarriage too, and if you’ve ever watched a Lifetime movie before you know that this is probably the most common plot line in any Lifetime movie about a psycho who snatches up your crotch fruit and skips town.

Two other questions that need to be answered – 1) where did Amber come up with this alternative personality, and 2) who are the people on Kayla Murphy’s Facebook page? Because those people should be made aware that Amber has effectively stolen their identities.

Kayla’s Facebook page said she was a RN at Boston Children’s Hospital and Mass General.

That just happened to be the exact same bio as a real woman named Kayla Murphy.

We have contacted Kayla but the message is probably hidden in her filtered DM’s.

So that answers #1. The other question is, who are the crotch fruits and soldier in all of fake Kayla Murphy’s Facebook pictures?

On top of that she also pretended to be pregnant with twins, which she gave birth to shortly before her alleged miscarriage.

She named one of the crotch fruits “Zadie.”

Even in imaginary world she makes horrible life choices.

This is new level twisted guys. Those are someone else’s kids that she’s used to create this character nurse “Kayla Murphy,” who is based off of a real nurse Kayla Murphy. Imagine those were your semen demons? Imagine some psycho bitch was using your information and family members to create an alternative person because her online reputation is so bad with her real name?

I was kind of unsure because she had a shitload of friends, including some mutual friends.

But everyone we spoke with all said the same thing – they don’t know who she is, and she friend requested them.

She was really, really committed to making this fake person look real.

I even noticed this woman post on her page under a picture of someone else’s kids.

Betty DeMoranville, better known as the “Freetown Fap Weasel,” is one of the most notorious ratchets in recent Turtleboy history. The fact that they’re friends means Amber was probably friend requesting people featured on Turtleboy blogs.

It gets worse.

In January “Kayla” said that her son Peyton was in the ICU at a hospital in Utah. She blamed it on the “girl watching” him.

But again, there was no fundraiser. She just gets off on the attention and pity. Just like she did when she faked her own kidnapping, just like she did when she said she got hit by a car rollerblading in January, just like she did when she said her baby’s ashes were stolen.

She’s been doing this for a long time too. She ran away from her group home right before her 18th birthday and Fall River Reporter put a missing child alert out for her.

Ten days prior to that she posted on Fall River Scanner Talk asking hypothetically if they’d be reporting about a missing teenager.

“Sorry my friend is asking.”

Always a friend with her. Or a sister.

Another call for attention was when Amber used Kayla to go full pumpkin spice mafia in August, making up a story about a black guy (of course she had to go full racist on this one) tried to kidnap, rape, and potentially disembowel her sister in Scituate High School parking lot.

I remember that post when it happened but never blogged about it because we’d moved on from pumpkin spice mafia by then. But it was shared thousands of times because everything on the Internet is true.

Amber also posts a lot in miscarriage support groups.

She has posted that she didn’t want to pass the baby at home because she works at Jet Blue.

She once posted that her baby was dead at 11 weeks after her boyfriend pushed her (no judgment please), and wanted to know when she could get pregnant again.

On the day her baby allegedly died she complained in a group that he was whining about her fucking around with another dude in July. The same dude who her boyfriend was hooking up with.

Imagine how fucking crazy you have to be to post something like that on Facebook the day the doctor told you that you miscarried? Does she even have a boyfriend, or is he as real as Kayla?

It get crazier. On August 18 she complained in a Facebook group that her sister (Michelle? Kayla?) was a bitch because when Amber told her about her miscarriage her sister instructed her not to tell the family or post on Facebook about how “you’re a mommy to an angel in heaven,” which is exactly what she’s been doing.

Since she’s been outed Amber has been messaging people who have commented on the page, and she’s using foul language.

Something tells me we won’t be seeing her on the live show tomorrow night.

The bottom line is this woman is dangerous, psychotic, has a history of violence, is a pathological liar, and is actively seeking babysitting jobs in the south shore. Every parent should be made aware of who she is, because people like this don’t just stop. She didn’t last year after becoming Turtleboy famous, and she’s not going to now.

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Shane Hoban jokes
    October 26, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Amber couldn’t even babysit grandpa Rickys urn at ur house without it getting up and disappearing on her. let alone your god damn children! Imagine accidentally hiring this chlamaydia rattlesnake and not knowing about her God awful mental health. Scary. Listen here amber if you’re reading this please message Shane Hoban on Facebook and arrange a date. He was asking about you recently. Said he wants to give Kayla Murphy her 5th kid just to abort it. Said it will be a killer opener at his next show. lol

  • Y
    October 26, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Question for Silencio Dogood:
    Are you Erin P?

  • Me
    October 26, 2019 at 10:34 am

    get my comment out of moderation please.
    I posted a video linking Kayla Murphy to Munchhausen by proxy mom Lacy Spears.

  • Me
    October 26, 2019 at 10:33 am

    This Kayla bish reminds me of Lacy Spears, the Munchhausen by proxy mom. Also, when you miscarry at 12 weeks usually it goes in the toilet.

  • Sulfer Powder
    October 26, 2019 at 8:37 am

    This is the shit you gotta expose! She’s imploding and might end up taking someone put with her. Not stable at all. It wouldn’t surprise me if she kidnapped some kid from Walmart and claimed it as her own. Keep an eye on this one

  • Farewell to Grammar
    October 26, 2019 at 8:35 am

    I still cannot distinguish the actual characters from the fictional ones in this article.

    I thought perhaps the comments would clarify the story.

    I was wrong.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 26, 2019 at 8:31 am

    I didn’t read the article. Only the headline. Identity Theft is a serious crime and it should be a capital offense. Lives have been ruined because of this and fortunes have been lost. One can steal another’s identity, commit a crime on behalf of that person which can result in that person, the innocent one, being arrested. I fell the same way about those who pose as government officials and those who trick people into providing them with confidential financial information through intimidation. As with all capital crimes, the death penalty should apply. That’s how you stop this nonsense.

  • Dick Trickle
    October 25, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    I wonder if she is available to babysit my 3 little jizz Gremlins this weekend. They piss me off and I need a break. Maybe she can miscarry one of them

    • so I take it...
      October 25, 2019 at 10:24 pm

      you like your kids like I like my martini’s….
      shaken ….not stirred….

  • Dick Trickle
    October 25, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    I wonder if she is available to babysit my 3 little jizz Gremlins this weekend. They piss me off and I need a break

  • if ..
    October 25, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    “The Three Faces of Eve” and “Sybil”
    had a Strap-On party….
    this would be result

  • Matignon grad
    October 25, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    TB. Stupid fucking story a complete waste of fucking time
    Nobody gives a fuck about this shit
    Let’s get your head out of your asshole

    • Startled Pancake
      October 26, 2019 at 11:36 am

      Go read Slate or Buzzfeed then, you worthless cocksucker.

      I’d personally waste your worthless ass if I ever caught you out on the street.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 25, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    She looks like a female Frankenstein in that parking lot pic. She covered those neck bolts well, though. If I were her boyfriend I believe Id be on the heron, not meth. Id rather nod out than have to be geeked and look at her for 2 days straight. She would make a great Viagra spokesman.

  • Silly pants
    October 25, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    Too long…know your audience, silly pants.

  • Y
    October 25, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    I hope Scituate police read this blog.

    Speaking of Scituate, I wonder if she and Billy Tibbetts smoke crack together?

    Holy shit, this woman is in need of some serious mental health treatment.

  • sharedtoiletseat
    October 25, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Eeeeeew. Paticles from ass funk getting in each others pores. WTF are the thoughts as that decaying aroma engulfs your mind. Your brains must look like a hopping burnt potato.

    • WTF Was That Blurb?
      October 25, 2019 at 7:34 pm

      Hey, you let us know when you return from Mars.

      Better yet, don’t return from Mars

  • CrispyC
    October 25, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    Speaking of pathological liars that need attention, what is Maude the Fraud up to these days? I would like some updates occasionally on some of your bigger blog subjects.

    • Glad you asked...
      October 26, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      Still pretending to be a real student at Brown, spreading awareness about things that never happened, and nominating herself for fake awards. And that’s just this week! Her Instagram (@maudernliving) is public, it’s all there. I hope TB does a follow up

  • Lubbin dat White Meat
    October 25, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    I wanna fuck this bitch in every position there is.

    But only after using a fake name, address, and burner phone. And a 3 mil thick condom.

    And insist she shower and cut her nails after so my DNA is not present whatsoever.

    Than kick her ass out in the middle of Mattapan square at midnight while yelling “This chick loves black guys!”

    • ^^^^^^^
      October 25, 2019 at 6:42 pm

      Thats FUCKING AWESOME……and funny AF!!

    • Surprised Flapjack
      October 26, 2019 at 11:43 am

      That’s actually some good advice for the players, since the false accusations are on the rise now.

      I’d done the shower bit. I’ve also made the woman eat breakfast (cereal) so she digests faster; they can’t pump her stomach and get my baby batter that she enthusiastically swallowed because it’s already been moved out.

      Never thought about the fingernails bit though.

  • Langley, Va. Calling
    October 25, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    A sad story to be sure, whatever is really going on here.
    SSTG, if you would kindly forward this post to the CIA, I suspect she could go far there. Lots of skills of the kind they need desperately. A win-win for all of us, except of course her future targets.

  • buttporidge
    October 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I can’t even. Ol Biddy ate a shit-taco for us. But I guess that’s not the point here.

  • Finn
    October 25, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Sometimes at my school I get to play with kids they are Finns friends. Today at snack time I ate pumpkin seeds 🙂

  • schlitz?
    October 25, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    **A SIGH OF RELIEF** Due to the scientific fact that tb commenters don’t get poontang they will never knock a fupa up. More toilets for the rest of us.

    • Y
      October 25, 2019 at 7:19 pm

      OK Buddy; you couldn’t get nailed in woodshop.

    • Schlitz is Stupid Shitz
      October 27, 2019 at 12:03 pm

      Hey DUMBFUCK, you can’t “knock up” a fupa(fatter UPPER pussy area). Nice try though, fucking LOSER!!

  • Sprinkle Pig
    October 25, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    You are so correct this is absolutely a lifetime movie in waiting. I just hope somebody doesn’t become her victim and I certainly hope somebody isn’t stupid enough to let her watch their children. Because she is somebody that will absolutely take someone’s kids and go on the run. Straight Psychopath. I usually write something stupid or funny in the comment section but this woman is so fucking sick and twisted that I can’t find anything funny to say because I have a feeling this girl is going to do something really fucked up to someone’s kid in the future.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    October 25, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    Anyone doing NaNoWriMo?

    HMU. JulieK_writer

    In other news, I’m still confused. Is Amber pretending to be Kayla or visa versa? How many miscarriages are we talking about?

    • Finn
      October 25, 2019 at 9:19 pm

      FillingTheJars,

      The “Jarhead” reference makes sense now. I wouldn’t advertise your identity so freely.

      Finn

  • Father Dimmock
    October 25, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    But she is bughouse nuts, likes bondage, teddy bears and unprotected sex. I’m in love. Again.

  • AJ Alphonse
    October 25, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Once this chick does have a kid, she’s going to start hurting it for attention.

    • Munchausen by stolen baby pic proxy
      October 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm

      100% this chic is very advanced in her munchausen’s disease and she doesn’t even have a kid yet! Holy shit she’ll go right to the worst abuse the minute she has access to one. SHE SHOULD NOT BE AROUND ANYONE’S CHILDREN! The state keeps a list for liscensed child care facilities of who can’t work there but someone could hire her as a babysitter. I’m legit concerned.

  • The angry taint
    October 25, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Yeah tmi, but some twisted shit in there. Oh hi fake DS!. Could you possibly, just maybe fuck off?….there’s a lamb

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 25, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    I would fuck the crazy out of that ugly ass broad

  • B Johnson
    October 25, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    I bet that broad is dynamite in the sack. The crazy ones always are.

  • Dick Scratcher
    October 25, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    This blog reads like a Finn comment.

    Too long and no point to it

  • Y
    October 25, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Holy shit, this is a long one.
    I’ll have to come back to this.

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