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What Ever Happened To The Church Of End Times In Uxbridge – The Greatest Gypsy Cult Worcester Country Has Ever Seen?

What Ever Happened To The Church Of End Times In Uxbridge – The Greatest Gypsy Cult Worcester Country Has Ever Seen?

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Does anyone remember the Church of End Times? It was this fake church run by these gypsy brothers out of their home in Uxbridge. It was basically a cult designed to steal money from dumbass 19 year old runaways. And it worked pretty well for the “Archangel” David Stanley and his #2 “half-breed” Dennis Stanley:

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Sweet glorious Jesus. Those two are the most glorious creatures these eyes have ever seen. I mean, the dude has crucifix shows. Where do you even buy those? I can’t decide which one oozes machismo more. David on the left with his sweet vest and Dunkin Donuts ice water, or Dennis with his button downed shirt complete with overflowing hair chest. Eat your heart out ladies!!

Anyway, the church was also the same address as their business, “Driveway Corporations.” They had a solid grade of F from the better business bureau because they took your money and never did any work. Sometimes they would go door to door in places like Marlboro, asking people if they wanted their driveways paved, but you’re supposed to have a permit for that.


They had some really sick cars though:


And I love what it said on the side of the doors:

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Anyway, inside the church David Stanley was basically God. He went around northern Rhode Island and the Blackstone Valley looking for girls with loose morals who wanted to “find Jesus.” David was the self-proclaimed prophet and Dennis was the DJ. And this is the show they gave their legions of followers. It is one of the most epic videos ever uploaded to Youtube:

Good luck not having that song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Of course it wouldn’t really be complete without the dancing:

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And the plunge into the crowd of girls from Woonsocket with Daddy issues:


And you see those two kids sitting in the thrones behind him? One of them is his kid, and the other one is Dennis’ son. The kid on the right is named Garret Stanley, and it looks like he grew up to be exactly the dooshnozzle you thought he would be, and apparently looks to be taking over the family business:



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Oh yea, and while this church was going on, they were pulling in chicks left and right. Just check out some of the testimonials from the Church of End Times Facebook page:

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I’m telling ya, the Driveway paving/fake church racket is the way to go. I mean, some of these chicks are hot:


How’d you like to be that guy? “Hey hunny, I went through this stage where I was a groupie for this gypsy in Uxbridge. I gave him a bunch of money and slept with him a million times. So where are we going out to dinner?”

Oh yea, and they also do exorcisms in case your body is inhabited by the devil:


Posted by The Church Of The End Times on Friday, September 7, 2012

That was some serious exorcism right there. If the devil wasn’t gonna come out this kid then David Stanley was gonna reach in there and pull him out.

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The good times didn’t last forever though. Two girls were caught breaking into homes in Sutton. When they were arrested they listed the Church of End Times as their place of residence. Then the Stanley’s pissed off the neighbors because they were riding dirt bikes all around, setting off fireworks in the middle of the night, and there was a never ending parade of damaged 17 year olds streaming into and out of the house. Young Garrett Stanley also had a propensity to flash cash money everywhere and ride around doing tricks without a helmet on:







The problem with that is it can lead to this:


Don’t worry though, he vowed to continue to never wear a helmet:


Awesome parenting going on at the Church of End Times.


Oh yea, and they were both married. David’s wife seemed cool with it, but Dennis’ wife Beth didn’t like the fact that he was literally taking girls and bouncing them on his lap IN HER HOUSE, and bringing them to the point of orgasmHe also refused to let her sleep in their bed because he brought five or six girls to bed with him every night.

This happened in real life. In Uxbridge!!!

They had a pretty foolproof story if people ever complained:

“If I was against anything that they did I was demon possessed. You know, it was just so nuts,” said former member Beth Stanley.

It’s literally the Salem Witch trials. In Uxbridge. In 2012.

Eventually Beth Stanley got a restraining order against her husband. When they went to serve it Dennis refused to come out because he only recognized “God’s” authority. The girls in the house surrounded him and it was basically Ruby Ridge without guns. The standoff finally ended when David brokered a deal and he had his day in Uxbridge District Court.

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Well, outside of the courthouse the groupies showed up and started doing shit to Dennis’ truck:

Bizarre, sexually-charged behavior played out right in front of FOX Undercover’s camera recently when some the female church members first left provocative notes on Dennis Stanley’s truck, then two of the women began rubbing their breasts and buttocks against the vehicle.

Fantastic. The best part was David’s explanation of the girls throwing themselves at Dennis:

“You realize Dennis is single. If I was single, I wish I could roll like that,” Stanley said.

“Were those church members?” Beaudet asked.

“Well, they were friends. Believe it or not, it’s nothing perverted. I know that seems hard to believe. But there is nothing. Dennis has never slept with any of the girls. It is all in fun. It really, really is. It is completely clean,” Stanley said. 

Yup. Just friends. Just a bunch of horny 18 year olds in heat, rubbing their boobs all over your car in broad daylight outside of the courthouse for the cameras to see.

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Dennis also denies that he had sex with the 6-8 girls who slept in his bed with him while he wife was forced to sleep on the couch:

“I’m friends with all the girls. We hang out — maybe give a massage; nothing sexual.”

Yea, no sex. Maybe a massage. Just a couple 18 year olds from Woonsocket who came here to give my hairy ass a massage.

Anyway, we thought of this all today because a Turtle Rider sent us this when he was driving down Route 16 in Douglas:

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Someone apparently has drawn a penis at the point of climax, doing unspeakable things to the Driveways Corporation billboard. My question is, how is this billboard still there? And how awesome is that phone number – 1-877-24-7-PRAY? But seriously, is this just a free billboard the town of Douglas offers? We called all those phone numbers and none of them work anymore. Can anyone just put a billboard up on a major road like that and have it stay there indefinitely? Because that’s a pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

Anyway, I really wish these guys would come back, but it looks like the spirit of Christ no longer compels them. They no longer have a group of petitte horny women around them anymore. Dennis apparently has left his family for good and is breeding with this thing:


And David is still doing his thing as well:

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Nevertheless, the legend of the Church of End Times lives on in the belt buckle:


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36 Comment(s)
  • Heather
    January 1, 2017 at 11:26 am

    I’m just reading this, but had a follow up. I could have sworn I saw a “church of end times” sign on a building at the beginning end of river road in Uxbridge just the other day I think it was 12/18/16. Maybe sonny boy has picked up the family business after all.

  • Bob
    June 28, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    Come on TB, do a follow up story on this.

  • McGovern
    March 11, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    LOL! Wow the DJ brother looks like Julian from Trailer Park Boys. This just depressed me the things people fall for and what absolute scum can get…..humankind is screwed for sure!

  • JayC
    March 10, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    Uxbridge gets a bad name from these guys but they are natives of the Manchaug which is, umm, a special place that is part of Sutton. As if things aren’t bad enough with Old Balls and Race Baiting Joyce living in Sutton just a few miles down the road are Chaugites like Dave and Dennis Stanley.

  • SMH
    March 10, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    You forgot the fact that another creep show who was arrested for selling meat out of the back of a truck in Sutton wound up dead in their McMansion in S uxbridge. At least all of their trucks are gone from the center of Sutton.

  • Reddog
    March 10, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    I followed this story before and was amazed they never ended up in jail. What does it take these days to go to jail anyway? Wonder what they are up to now.

  • justine
    March 10, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    Just goes to show how people love to mock Jesus. Theres nothing wrong with somebody trying to share the gospel. Their approach might not of been the way to do so but all the comments ive read just goes to show if anyone talks about Jesus they are automatically crazy. This is the way of the world now adays and it is so sad. The bible says to love one another and forgive as the father has forgiven us. How can we judge when i guarantee not one of the people commenting are any better. Stop throwing stones and examine your lives before you can say a thing about anyone else

    • Rev. Rev
      March 10, 2016 at 11:31 pm

      As Christians, we are not supposed to judge those who are not within the “church”. However, we are given the right to call out other Christians when they have gone off the path of righteousness.

      I can assure you that I do not live the filthy lives these agents of evil live. I am not perfect no but I know good from evil.

      Yes, I can call them evil as they make a mockery out of Christianity and as such push people away from Christ’s love.

      This isn’t about forgiveness it is about standing up against those who seek to tarnish God as these brothers have been doing.

      As for forgiveness it can only be given to those who repent. How can one be forgiven while they carry on with their bad behavior?

      They however are in Gods hands.

    • itsjustme
      April 9, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      It’s not Jesus they are mocking, it is these freaks, who are ironically mocking the whole Christian faith with their strip show “sermons”, 69 on their vehicles, teenage groupies, multiple broken laws, and porn websites.

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  • Liz
    March 10, 2016 at 6:32 pm

    Thank you, TB, for doing this entry. These fucking guys are the creepiest, most unstable perverted Jesus freaks that have ever existed. I had the gross misfortune of having to serve these fucktards their Dunkin Donuts ice waters at the height of their crazy ass church/business freak show. The outfits on these guys was enough to stop traffic. They regularly tried to convert all of us girls who worked at Dunks, but I’m proud to report no one ever fell for it. Also, showering isn’t apparently a priority at The Church of End Times, because these dudes smelled like a homeless alcoholic in the dead hear of summer all the time. Oh and just so you guys know, according to Dennis, Jesus is displeased by coffee drinking and women driving vehicles, but Jesus is cool with man tits and statutory rape.

    Thank you for this gem. It brings back great memories of free comedy at work.

    • McGovern
      March 11, 2016 at 7:00 pm

      Yep could read his armpits for that gem.Yet some did fall for it WTF?!?!?! Just wait till someone alot smarter starts….

  • Rutlander
    March 10, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    Jonestown meets Joe Dirt

  • maria
    March 10, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    As crazy as this sounds and as much as people like to make fun at the end of the day this is a sad story. The church was once a wonderful place where i went many years and experienced a true relationship with jesus christ and was shown the love of god. Now there is a broken family with 3 kids who no longer have a dad and many other kids who are wrapped up in the mix. Its a horrible end to a story that once was pure. These men did what they did but at the end of the day they are only human. Who are we to judge. I can only pray they come back to their families

    • Kate
      March 10, 2016 at 9:36 pm

      Amen, Maria. I knew them back in the beginning. I was actually the worship leader when the church first started. They were really on fire for the LORD and did a LOT of good things for people. But then they bigtime changed. When I wouldn’t submit to their direction for worship, I knew it was time to walk. They haven’t spoken to me since. They will have to deal with the LORD when it’s their time, so I’m leaving it up to HIM. AND I still pray for them every day, that they will turn themselves around. It is a very sad story. They were very gifted.

      • Wwy
        March 12, 2016 at 1:26 am

        Your relationship with GOD don’t need a middle man,men are not perfect,GOD is. The bible is available for all to read.

  • Dan
    March 10, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    You should check out the mural they painted on their building on industrial dr uxbridge. It’s absolutely hilarious.

  • Ashley Stanley
    March 10, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    I just now got myself to read through this entire article. I just recently married these man brother. Grateful their father adopted my husband when he was 5 so these men are not biolagically related to him. They men STOLE the business over night from their father. They have stolen or taken everything they have. I don’t know why they are not in prison or how they get away with running wild in this town. I’ve heard rumors they pay off the providence mob which I’m sure is bullshit but they are still some how making money and A LOT of it. We help support their father but living in a small apartment so we can help him. I keep waiting for a call from dateline because they guys are bound to screw up eventually. They are the worst kind of people on earth. Sadly Beth would take her husband back if he hadn’t married one of his “worshippers”. I’m not even sure how many kids how come from these two men but they have grandchild and they will keep creating more.

  • Lightbulb
    March 10, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    The phone message used to be” I’m not here to take your call right now, but I know who is always available to take your call. JESUS. He will always answer if you call him..

  • bird
    March 10, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    The “Church” of The End Times TV show that used to air on Charter TV 3 was great comedy entertainment . Maybe they could bring that back. “Driveways Corporation” commercials were as equally entertaining.

  • Blackstone River swimmer
    March 10, 2016 at 11:31 am

    They still exist, I have seen their awful yellow cars idling outside of various Uxbridge establishments. These people are seemingly unable to use a parking lot. The best was a few weeks ago, the Scion was empty with the engine running directly in front of the Hannaford entrance. The sign on 16 also had CULT spraypainted, but that was painted over.

  • Stacy
    March 10, 2016 at 11:21 am

    One of those psycho, brain washed freaks that left their “testimony” (pictured in your post)was running an in-home daycare. My daughter was 2 when she started going there (briefly), when we found out they were members of that cult we removed our daughter immediately. The conversation we had about “christ” when I told this woman our daughter would no longer be coming was the most insane, outrageous, and ridiculous thing I have ever heard. It still all feels like a bad dream. Have you seen the videos of the exorcisms performed? Ridiculous…

    • Stacy
      March 10, 2016 at 11:23 am

      Apparently you have seen the exorcism videos since it’s in your post….they make my stomach turn..

  • RV
    March 10, 2016 at 10:40 am

    One of those guys looks like the offspring of Keith Urban and the Honky Tonk Man.

  • just nick
    March 10, 2016 at 9:40 am

    That sign is in Uxbridge, not Douglas along with the “cult’s location. One of my nephews worked at a sandwich shop and the story goes, “several of the adults were banned as they would steal items from the store”. So this “cult location” is in a Trucking area and they would send kids to the stores with $100 bills. They had no concept of change with what they needed to receive back after the bought from a list. Real winners here letting small kids walk to the place with $100 bills.

    • just nick
      March 10, 2016 at 9:49 am

      & yo bat shit loony tune Gordon Davis – we may have found your black faced attendee to Gaffney’s fundraiser. Better let InCity Times know it’s none other than the Arch Angel’s emissary sent by the “end of times”.

  • Jennifer Koenig
    March 10, 2016 at 8:41 am

    My jaw was on the floor the entire time reading this article…Guess cops couldn’t do much if the gals were 18???

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    March 10, 2016 at 7:47 am

    “All right, all right, all right….I get older and the high school girls stay the same age”

  • TDF
    March 10, 2016 at 7:19 am

    They should make a movie about these guys, they could get Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd to play them…

  • Kid Heroin
    March 10, 2016 at 7:05 am

    It’s not funny if it is your daughter bouncing on half-breed’s knee!

    • Dale Vinnicombe
      March 10, 2016 at 9:44 am

      Whoevers daughter it was, shoulda had a better idea of their kids mindset. Good parenting helps ya know

    • that's stupid
      March 10, 2016 at 4:00 pm

      I know it’s a screen name but there’s nothing funny about heroine or kids doing heroine grow up .

      • NONO
        March 10, 2016 at 8:38 pm

        or heroin.

      • March 11, 2016 at 8:13 am

        Yeah, we don’t need female heroes; they belong in the kitchen making pie.

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