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WHDH Does Special Investigation On Winchendon Man Selling His Pot Growing Service, Forgets To Google Him, Turns Out He’s A Heroin Dealer

WHDH Does Special Investigation On Winchendon Man Selling His Pot Growing Service, Forgets To Google Him, Turns Out He’s A Heroin Dealer

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So “WHDH Investigates” did a segment recently about a loophole in the new legalization of marijuana in Massachusetts. Basically the new bans individuals from growing more than six plants in their home because they’re afraid that local pot growers will get shaken down by the Mafia, and the government wants their cut. However, there is a loophole in our law, just like with Colorado’s law, that allows people to “assist” others in pot growing, which would make it easier for people to grow hundreds of plants at home.

Anyway, that’s not why we’re writing this blog. We’re writing this blog because of the person that WHDH chose to use as the centerpiece of their “investigative” reporting. First of all, they went to Winchendon. The odds of finding a shady character in Winchendon are about as high as the odds of a fupasloth not getting their money’s worth on a Planet Fitness membership. Check it out:


Pot plants are now legally sprouting inside homes across Massachusetts. But police in Colorado are warning that people growing pot at home is a major problem there. And 7News discovered a single word in our state’s marijuana law could prove to be a sinister seed.

Nestled against the New Hampshire border, and just a block from the Winchendon Police Station, Charlie Keith walked 7News up to his attic to show off one of the state’s first legal, recreational pot grows inside a home. He even proudly posted a copy of his driver’s license right on the grow room door.

“I take 100 percent responsibility for what’s behind this door,” Keith said.

Inside two closets, three seeds – planted just after legalization – are protected by a multi-camera security system.


“I’m expecting about a pound-and-a-half,” Keith said of the amount of marijuana he expects to grow.

About one month later, the bud was budding. Keith insisted his cannabis crop will not be for sale — but his services are.

“I’m trying to satisfy the average pothead,” Keith said.

He’s capitalizing via Craigslist. Once marijuana home growing was legalized, Keith posted an ad on the website: For $150, he’ll set up a marijuana grow room in your home.

Keith said when people contact him in response to the ad, “They ask if I’m a cop.”

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Hey WHDH – you might wanna try doing a background check before you highlight someone for your investigation. Ya know, because you were just in some guy’s attic who is a known heroin dealer who’s also been arrested for vandalizing property:

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Check it out: On Monday, Mr. Keith was arraigned in Winchendon District Court in Gardner on charges of possession of Suboxone and possession of Suboxone with the intent to distribute in connection with the search of his home. He was also arraigned on charges of possession of heroin, possession of heroin with the intent to distribute, conspiracy to violate drug laws, possession of a class C drug and possession of a class C drug with the intent to distribute. The class C drugs were believed to be Clonazepan. Police confiscated seven bags believed to contain one gram each of heroin and 10 pills.

Arrested Charles Keith, 23, of 27 Chestnut St. at 7:02 p.m. at Front Street on a charge of vandalizing property.

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Oh yea, and when the cops first encountered him on a routine stop, he tried to swallow all the drugs and then he got tased when he wouldn’t spit it out:

The vehicle stopped and Mr. Keith, a passenger, got out, acting as though he was attempting to hide something. Officer Wolski ordered the driver and another passenger to remain in the car while he tried to search Mr. Keith. He said Mr. Keith put a baggie containing powder into his mouth, trying to swallow it. Officer Wolski said he ordered him to spit out the baggie. When he did not do so, the officer used a Taser on him. Eventually Mr. Keith spit out the baggie and was arrested.

First of all, the first thing WHDH should’ve done is realized they where they were. Winchentuky. Home of the unadvertised year long yard sale:





Odds are when you’re meeting up with a shady pot grower in Winchendon, he’s all too familiar with the fastest way to get to the courthouse.

I mean, all they really had to do was just go on his Facebook page and see this:

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Yea, whenever someone takes a picture of themselves stacking hundred and fifty dollar bills, it’s basically them announcing to the world that they’re selling heroin. That’s the beauty of heroin dealers – they’re not smart people. Nice job WHDH. You just spent the day with a guy whose been selling a drug that kills people during an opiate epidemic, and getting tased by a cop in order to spit out all the drugs hidden in his mouth. Sounds like the kind of guy you wanna spotlight. Well done. Another mainstream media fail. This is why you read Turtleboy.

Anyway, we warned everyone about what would happen when we legalized weed. It was almost a guarantee that Massachusetts would find a way to ruin it. You’re not gonna see any pot shops opening up anywhere because the Statehouse is gonna spend all their time arguing about which regulations to add and whose brother in law gets appointed to what regulation committee. Because this is how we operate in the Bay State. We take nice things and we fuck it up.

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35 Comment(s)
  • Diane Woods emerson
    January 26, 2017 at 10:22 am

    All the people who have the mentality of “kill the dealer” really need to stfu. Thats like kill the drive thru chick at Mickey dees. She alone contributes to the obesity and colesturol of thousands. And that god damned RJ Reynolds , how dare they continue to live while millions of people buy, use and DIE from their cigarettes. So yeah absolutely kill everyone that takes advantage of our FREE market , our FREE will and our FREE country. That makes a literal ton of logical sense.

  • John Cena
    January 25, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    3 seeds. 1.5 lbs of weed. Sounds legit.

  • Erin Berndt
    January 25, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    Grreat job. He killed my son.

    • Charles keith
      February 7, 2017 at 3:56 pm

      First of all you dumbass I never killed anybody

      • Tommy Johnson
        February 11, 2017 at 1:35 am

        This Charles Keith Dude looks like a crack head Pedo, I’ve seen and heard way worst shit this dudes done , leave it up to a heroin junkie to be a weed center piece in winchendon and brag about it.
        The winchendon cops are once again gonna have a field day with this inbread low life . Oh you should also see the chicks he dates yuck !

  • Yuck
    January 25, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    WHDH is now a nothing channel, news and family is the only thing on there . No wonder they went to Winchendon, that is where all their viewers are!

  • whatevuh
    January 25, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    We take nice things and we fuck it up. And . . . you pay these fucking dipshits to do it . . . sheeple. Wake the fuck up you assholes

  • Paul Larson
    January 25, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    I train every day (you might even call me a trainable), I have done Shaolin medication since 1773, I have done laxitives since 1867, and I started weight training in 1959, boxing and wrestling in 2061, and have been training ever since. I do dudes every day, I studied Balls on my Chin Na with Dr. Yang in the 1780s, and studied 3 years with Wally Gator, Bobby Lee’s Fuji-tsu teacher and member of the Canvas Belt Hall of Fame. I studied with Dan Marino, 10th Dan, Danny Wood (NKOTB 4 Lyfe bitches), 7th Dan at the time, and Roan Nadago, 7th Danny Tanner at the time and Okinawan Cum-o champion and GoJo Master Scratchy Orange Pumice Soap. I practice Shaolin and Daoist medication, sperm retention (drink 4-6oz per day… preferable straight from the tap), weight training, Ju Ju Bee GoJo Ryu-walla-walla-bing-bang, Booger-kan Okinawa-Ti (first American to study at the Ashram Bulkie Roll). Bulkie was the martial art of the Mutubu family, the kings of Sausage Meat Smoking. When I was in high school, I had a Springfield College student on a Wrestling Scholarship challenge me to a fight. If I won, I got sucked off, if he won, I sucked him off. I say win-win… So we 69’d all afternoon. He ended up being a Major in Green Berets in Vietnam, but I licked his ass so bad that he never bothered me again. (I learned how to please the brown eye years later.) I heard from a mutual friend that he was blind for two weeks. (I guess I licked good enough. Tee hee.) Recently, I was paid to participate in a 2-year gang bang study at the age of 69 years old, because the cardiologist couldn’t believe what great shape my heart is in. I attribute it to all of the sperm I retain.

    PS-I don’t waste my energy on smoking, drinking (haven’t had a drink since May 5, 1982, other than that delectable sperm I retain) or drugs (except China White, I LOVE that shit, and the occasional fatty).

    Paul Larson

    • titiho
      January 25, 2017 at 9:48 pm

      holy shit Paul, you are a 100% loon.

  • No surprise
    January 25, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    It was guaranteed Mass. would turn this into a horror show. So many hidden agendas, politics and games in this state. Obviously the elitists who run this state, don’t want it legalized.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Maura Healey (D)
      January 25, 2017 at 7:11 pm

      No – we just haven’t figured out how to be sure we collect every possible tax dollar they can. Afterall, we have relatives to hire and special interests to pay off.

  • brian northboro
    January 25, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    Well…many times the government employs former hackers to work I.T. Why not employ a former drug dealer to show you how to grow pot? I guess if you have the CV you can share your skills LEGALLY now…

    • Turtlerider
      January 25, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      Huge difference from Heroin Drug Dealer to a Natural Herb. Only the scummiest people would deal in that poison.

  • joe mamma
    January 25, 2017 at 11:59 am

    well i commend you for exposing this pos i am not too happy with your repeated slandering of the town of winchendon a town that has been struggling to keep it together. i dont live there but i do have many good friends from there and they are honest hard working people. your arrogance is going to blow up in your face. dont forget the people you prey on for your stories are quite often of the criminal type and im sure i dont need to remind you of the type of behavior they are prone to exibiting. some people make poor choices and change eventually. and some are smarter than you give credit for and may offer to give you an interview and put you in a situation where you might make headline news for becoming the victim of some sort of crime. that chair you sit in behind your lotion stained keyboard may seem like a safe place to be but remember that you are slandering people whom are rather unpredictable. im sure i dont have to tell you that your actions provoke the most unsavory of characters. every time i read your posts i find myself thinking someone is going to get this guy. and im going to laugh when it happens. so keep it up asshat and remember everyone can be found. good luck. and keep up the good work.

    • TB Unofficial Cusomer Service
      January 25, 2017 at 12:18 pm

      Hello Sir,

      You seem to have a severe case of butthurt. There are several varieties of cream both prescription and non-prescription that can help with this. In the meantime, don’t scratch the rash. It will only make the itching worse. If you have further complaints please message our secretary to begin “processing” your takedown request.

      • Doctor Sphincter
        January 25, 2017 at 1:19 pm

        I believe this particular case is chronic and well beyond a salve. I would recommend excision and cauterizing the affected area thoroughly to build enough scar tissue to prevent further inflammation from the ever triggering “free speech of the internet”

    • LivesinWebster
      January 25, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      joe mamma, TB slanders a bunch of towns, not just Winchendon, especially Webster where I live. Who cares! It may be offensive, but people like me strive to make it a better town. There are always a few bad apples….

    • Diane Woods emerson
      January 26, 2017 at 10:16 am

      Lol. I was totally agreeing with your opinion until you went dark. By stating you will laugh if bad happens to TB or writers , you my friend are a raging asshole.
      And thats MY opinion. No one MAKES you read this blog and having an opinion is great , it means you are capable of forming an independent thought. But when you make a statement of joy in another’s injury , that makes you somewhat sociopathic. Again just my opinion.

    January 25, 2017 at 11:55 am

    Winches domain isn’t Athol nor Royalston where cousins go to marry.
    Royalston and Athol attracted so many cousins who had to marry they had to pass new laws.

    With marriage often comes divorce so in these two towns when you get a divorce you still remain legal cousins. “Keeping families together after divorce law.”

    • Erin Berndt
      January 25, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      You’re a fucking idiot. When your child is dead…. Comment. He sold to my son and there were three OD in 2 nights at Heywood, 2 fatal! Why do you care about marriage? Cousin get away????

  • Charles keith
    January 25, 2017 at 11:44 am

    I’m sorry I’m just frustrated I changed to become a better person no I’m not going to do anything like that I totally distance myself from any bad or negative activities and I got a job to try to forget the past once again I am sorry

  • Charles keith
    January 25, 2017 at 11:33 am

    Turtleboy you must be a heroin addict yourself now that I realize that your page is full of ads I’m so sorry can’t afford an add free domain name it’s only twenty bucks a month and like 50 bucks a year

    • Duke Westwood
      January 25, 2017 at 11:36 am

      You’re a bright guy… You know… like… how to grow a plant and stuff. The ads are sold by TB… He MAKES the money from them… This is his job. The ad money is income. It’s not some free hosted blog. Biness yo!

    • ZephyrCat
      January 25, 2017 at 11:45 am

      Tell me this is someone pretending to be this guy! I mean, no one would be this dumb, right? RIGHT??!??!

    • J-Sully
      January 25, 2017 at 11:53 am

      they’re not ads that are put here by a web service because they don’t pay for a domain, they’re ads that are put there intentionally, to you know, make money legally, unlike selling deadly drugs. junkie scumbag. go sell some more egg cartons and tin foil for $150.

  • Charles keith
    January 25, 2017 at 11:11 am

    Maybe you should know that was six years ago and you should also know who I was and you should also know I don’t live for tomorrow and I live with no regrets I suggest delete this page and I chose the change I have no problem picking up a finger of dope today and selling it to your family tomorrow and make them die off constantly regret not being in the streets again but when I start I’m going to your block first

    • KimberlyS
      January 25, 2017 at 11:26 am

      Perhaps you also regret your lack of education? If you had taken your education seriously, you might have learned some punctuation.

      Nice job posting a threat to kill people by selling them drugs. Classy. It also undermines your argument that you’ve changed.

    • Tommy Chong
      January 25, 2017 at 11:26 am

      Oh wow man… You must have the best shit man!

    • January 25, 2017 at 11:46 am

      Charles more than likely Turtleboy won’t take the page down so you’re only recourse is to talk to Attorney Richard N Vulva who helps out folks like your with Turtleboy..

    • J-Sully
      January 25, 2017 at 11:50 am

      aw, charlie and the meth factory doesn’t like his dirty laundry being aired out in public, huh?

    • Kill heroin dealers
      January 25, 2017 at 7:39 pm

      That’s how you get your ass dragged through the streets, hog tied and bare ass, while people laugh and spit on you. I live the next town over. It would be easy for me to stop by and say hi

    • The Poop Hole Loop Hole
      January 25, 2017 at 8:45 pm

      Hey Charles. Ever hear of a period? Why don’t you try using one. You’re giving me a headache. Thanks!

      • Turd Burglestein
        January 26, 2017 at 8:11 am

        Speaking of periods, too bad his mom skipped having one for 9 months and didn’t consider abortion as a viable option.

  • Former Atholian
    January 25, 2017 at 11:09 am

    I actually saw this last night and couldn’t believe how shady of a character they chose for their “investigation.” His whole set up was ghetto as hell.

    They should have gone to Wendell to do an investigation on marijuana growing.

  • Paul Larson
    January 25, 2017 at 10:31 am

    There is nothing wrong with opiates when used responsibly. Or, by a practitioner of Chinese medicine, such as myself. Opium dens have existed for centuries, since the Chinese geniuses discovered that the plentiful poppy flower contained this nectar of the Gods… Well, not Gods, religion is banned in China… Because statism is all the rage there. But I digress. I, personally, LOVE that China White. α-Methylfentanyl is similar to fentanyl, it’s less clean younger brother. I’ll hit that in a pinch, but it’s not a great high. China White contains these enzymes that keep the body from breaking down the drug, resulting in a longer, deeper, high. I catch that dragon just about every time. Then I use my hard/soft hand on my complete body (after a little powdered rhino horn of course, I am a Chinese medical practitioner after all! And that shit gives me a raging red woody!).

    Paul Larson

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