Which Dispatcher Is Hotter – Billerrica Firehouse Pass Around Or Leigha Genduso? Plus, Woonsocket Cockrocket, Aaron Hernandez College GF, Youtube Shooter

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On today’s podcast, the Woonsocket Cockrocket wisely decided to confess to stealing someone’s Macbook Pro on his Facebook page, and begged whoever he sold it to for crack money to return it so he didn’t go to jail.

Turtleboy explains why we fully understand why the Youtube shooter did what she did, while also condemning her insanity. It also brings up why this shooting is the biggest popsicle headache for both right and left wingers.

Also why does Aaron Hernandez college girlfriend look like she’s 45?

Finally Uncle Turtleboy answers the turtle rider mailbag questions, including who would you rather bang – Leigha Genduso or the Billerrica firehouse gang bang broad.


1 Comment(s)
  • Ramon
    April 5, 2018 at 9:44 am

    When is the voting for the next ratchets?

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