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Whiny, Enabling, Virtue Signaling Dooshnozzles Bitch About The Turtlegram Posting The Lengthy Criminal Record Of Dead Gangbanger Dumped In Holden

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A dead body was found a few days ago on Reservoir Street in Holden. This is a long and winding street that goes around the Holden Reservoirs and seems like it never ends. Dumps you out in Tatnuck Square in Worcester. A few years back some “jogger” “found” a skull in those woods that turned out to be a ratchet from the south shore. It’s an ideal place for Worcester hoodboogers looking to drop a body.

Well, it was reported today by the Turtlegram that the deceased was a known gang member with a long rap sheet which they documented in its entirety:

The 22-year-old homicide victim found on Reservoir Street in Holden early Saturday had a criminal history of gun charges and ties to gang activity, a review of police reports in district court indicates. An unresponsive Lennyn J. Valerio of Worcester was found by a passer-by about 12:15 a.m. Saturday in the southbound travel lane. He was pronounced dead after he was taken to UMass Memorial Medical Center – University Campus. An arrest report from January 2017 states that Mr. Valerio was a known member of the MOB gang, an acronym for “Money Over Bitches.”

Money over bitches? That qualifies as a gang now? Back in my day real gangs were named after whatever shithole neighborhood they came out of. Now we’re naming them after hoodbooger catch phrases.

Special request for the homies – keep your dead bodies in Worcester. If you’re gonna dump them somewhere in another town, bring that shit to Leicester. Worcester borders eight towns. The only two towns that don’t border shitty parts of Worcester are Holden and Paxton. Shrewsbury’s got a gigantic moat protecting it. That’s why people want to move to those three towns more than they do Auburn, Leicester, and Millbury. Because those other places are basically just extensions of Worcester shitholes. People move to Holden and Paxton specifically to get away from this shit, because the worst thing they have to worry about are ruffians from Salisbury Street invading with frisbee golf. Let’s keep it that way.

The article goes on to list pretty much every crime the deceased committed in the last four or five years, and there are tons. Most of them are serious, violent offenses, many of which involve illegal guns. The real travesty here is that Lenny wasn’t in prison. If the courts actually did their job then he’d probably be alive today. This is why I will never, ever, ever support any David Hogg gun control bullshit. Because what the fuck is the point of gun control if we’re not enforcing EXISTING GUN LAWS???!!

Anyway, a lot of people are butthurt about the fact that the Turtelgram and Gazette “smeared” this gang member’s good name. And I hate to even be in the position to defend the Turtlegram, but I’m not having this soft ass bullshit. This was completely necessary for two reasons:

  1. The public should know that this wasn’t a random killing. If random innocent people are getting murdered in Holden then innocent people have reason to be scared. Now that we know it was a gang member we can rest easier, because as long as you stay out of gangs you have a good chance of not getting killed.
  2. The truth hurts. He died because of the lifestyle he chose to live. He was born innocent as a baby, like we all are. It sucks that someone who began life so innocently ended up going down this path. But if just one person reading this who is predisposed to joining a gang thinks twice about it because they don’t wanna die, then this is a good thing.

But instead all we’re seeing is enabling, whining bullshit like this:

LOL. Look who liked her comment:

Milky Mike Gaffney!! We all know how sensitive he is!!

Let’s go back to her post…

Very distasteful? Ya know what’s distasteful? Joining a gang called “money over bitches.” Generally, this is not a high percentage move.

And it’s not his “so-called criminal history,” it’s just his “criminal history.” Because he had a long and documented criminal past. Contrary to popular belief, facts do not care about your feelings. When you search for his name on Facebook the first thing that comes up was an arrest in 2016 for trying to hide a loaded firearm in Plumley Village, where he of course was banned from, after a gang cop (who he was already well known to) noticed him walking into a building:

Now let’s go back to her virtue signaling comment again…..

“He has a family that’s grieving.” 

Here’s some comments the loving family made under his gun charge arrest in 2016….

“Free my bro.”

That right there is why Lenny is dead. Because his family ultimately didn’t give a shit about his well being. If your fam gets arrested for a gun charge and is already well known to police, you have a serious conversation with them about making better choices. If you’re a piece of shit you go on the WPD page and write, “free my bro.” Anibal Campos contributed to his destructive lifestyle and cheered him on from the sidelines. Of course he’ll take zero responsibility for it, and instead he’ll print out some t-shirts and pour out some Henny and we’ll do it all over again. I’m not exaggerating either. His first post on Facebook is a RIP post, and the second one is Henny.

I wonder if he’ll be going “free my bro” for the animal who killed him.

There were so many others too. They were saying the usual meaningless bullshit like “don’t judge” and “we all make mistakes.”

Nah, I’m gonna judge. And we all do make mistakes. But joining a gang called “money over bitches” isn’t one that I’ve made. Because I don’t want to die.

Then there was the, “but he needs to carry guns” excuse:

Calm down Fupanintendo.

Worcester is not Mogadishu hun. It’s not even Lawrence or Chelsea. You don’t automatically become a gangbanger because you grew up here. I went to North High and managed not to become well known to the gang police. When you don’t join a gan then you don’t have to worry about people from the “dicks over chicks” gang killing you and dumping your body in Holden.

Back to Em’s post one more time…..

Now let’s see what her thoughts on gun control are:

Please hun, tell me more about how the “bad guys will still get ahold of guns” argument isn’t rock solid. You’re literally defending a career criminal who get ahold of guns easier than any law abiding citizen could ever dream.

But the “lets not impose rape laws because people will find a way to rape” argument is one I’ve never thought of before. Except you don’t have a constitutional right to a penis, it comes attached to some people’s bodies, and they’re free. Besides that it’s a brilliant analogy from a VERY smart person who definitely is on the good side here.

There was so much more too….

“I hope the people with negative comments never have to endure this grief.”

I hope so too. But, please, stop acting like this is something that could happen to anyone. It’s not. Good parents don’t raise gang members. That’s just a scientific fact. If this had happened to me I’d use it as a teachable moment. I’d go on speaking tours to inner cities to warn kids about the dangers of gang life. I wouldn’t post “free my bro” and print out t-shirts.

Then there was Craig….

Not Germaine to the story? It has EVERYTHING to do with the story. He’s dead because of the lifestyle he led. But please, more enabling virtue signaling bullshit please. You’re helping!

There was also the “you have Google trophies too argument” and a whole bunch of other bullshit….

 

Blah, blah, blah. Stop pretending like any of you cared about him. You didn’t. Because you did nothing to save him. If my brother joined a gang called “money over bitches” I’d kick him right in the cunt (and yea, that word is now COMPLETELY OK now thanks to Samantha Bee and other progressives defending her) until he quit.

Anyway, I feel bad when anyone who hasn’t killed or molested a child dies. When my kids were born in a Worcester hospital I saw some of the parents of the other babies. I see the clothes they’re wearing and the language they’re using. And you better fucking believe I judge a book by it’s cover. Then I look at our babies lying next to each other in the nursery. At that moment they are equal and innocent. But they will go on to become very different people, because parenting matters. Don’t blame the Turtlegram because your feelings got hurt by the truth. Blame the parents who didn’t do their job and the family members who cheered on their destructive lifestyles on Facebook.

9 Comment(s)
  • Real_Finn
    June 6, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Jody,

    “you people living in the suburbs and beautiful community”

    Are you actually trying to shame people for making the correct (tough) decisions in life by sacrificing and working hard? What are YOU doing to improve your community? According to your Facebook, you’re busy posting selfies, blaming everyone, and not getting involved in the betterment of your situation. So I really don’t care about your rants.

    “it’s not the parent’s fault”

    IT IS THE PARENT’S FAULT. YOU are solely responsible for the attitude, ethics and morals of your children. Some of us are just born poor and in shitty situations. Life isn’t fair. My family started in in a not-so-great community like you. I’m so god damn lucky my dad stopped the cycle of the “status quo” of just getting by in our family. He worked crazy hours while my mom took care of us. We chopped wood for heat, took part in the “reduced lunch” program, and went without so he could get us into a better community (that he took an active part in). IT WAS HELL for him. He wasn’t white collar, didn’t end up owning a company or anything like that (no rag to riches stories here).

    However, he *did* put the spark of fire in all his children to do better, never blame others for our failures, and work hard for what we want. My parents did not tolerate shitty behavior (hanging with the wrong crowd, skipping school, etc.) because of our lack of money or social status. What’s your excuse? Yes, I’m judging.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Hughbo Mont
    June 6, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    Social media today is mostly “victims” and virtue signalers.

  • Screw PC
    June 6, 2018 at 11:23 am

    The only regrettable thing about this is that there wasn’t a coyote chewing on his fucking head when they found him.

    I’m glad his gang banging ass is dead as fuck, and the suffering of the assholes who actually gave a shit about him makes it even more enjoyable.

    • The Vorlon
      June 7, 2018 at 12:01 am

      Why do you hate coyotes?

  • Robert Guiscard
    June 6, 2018 at 9:28 am

    “Germaine” killed me…

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 6, 2018 at 9:24 am

    If he were in jail. he’d be alive now. That’s hilarious. If this were Tennessee he’d be in jail until he was like 90 years old for just half the crap he did.

  • Rick Shaw
    June 6, 2018 at 8:52 am

    His death saved lives

  • Rochambeau
    June 6, 2018 at 8:24 am

    Jose Figueroa Sr. wrote, “To think that those passing judgment must not have any family member that might have made any mistake in life is incredible.”

    Any mistake like, I forgot to renew my inspection sticker or like, I mistakenly caved his skull in when I was aiming for his jaw? Why do people even try to justify poor decisions with cliche phrases like, “Nobody but God can judge” or “Don’t judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes”? These are amazingly weak arguments that, apparently have been used successfully.
    .
    I use my judgement when I merge onto a highway. I also judge people. If only we had an accountable judicial branch.

  • The Vorlon
    June 6, 2018 at 7:08 am

    Only thing missing was the note that he was an aspiring rap artist, and he was turning his life around.

    “He was a good boy, a very good boy”.

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