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So there’s this white social justice warrior out near Framingham who claims to be Native American and goes around looking for things that offend her. Her name is Alyssa Hundersmarck, and she frequently goes into a store in Framingham called Watch City Tobacco to purchase cigarettes. She doesn’t like the fact that there is a statute of a Native American in the store, because it’s a tobacco store and all tobacco stores have statues of Native Americans. Back in March she voiced her displeasure on Facebook:
But instead of just going to another store, she continues to go to this place. And today she made this video of herself harassing the store owner:
“I don’t like seeing it. When I go in that store, I don’t like seeing it. I asked them to take it down. They said no. They refused. I said I would submit a formal letter, and they refused. So we’re gonna go inside and see what it looks like.”
Hey, here’s an idea Chief White Privilege – if you don’t like seeing that statue, then buy your cigarettes somewhere else. Or better yet, stop smoking. You live in Framingham. There’s a million and one places you can buy your cancer sticks, but you choose the place that has a statue that you can’t stand to see. Because you LIVE to be offended. You wake up every single day with the sole purpose of making yourself a victim. It’s the only thing you know how to do.
Not gonna lie, I literally laughed out loud when she said that she asked them to take down the statue and they said no. Like, that was totally a shock to her. She honestly believes she can go into privately owned businesses and demand things. It’s so awesome when SJW’s get facialized with reality and they don’t know what to do.
Of course the best part was her threat – a FORMAL letter. Not in informal letter. We’re talking a formal, notarized, signed in blood, SJW letter. And they STILL refused??? Can you believe that?
Turns out this chick writes a lot of letters that she proudly displays on her Facebook page:
Usually the people she writes to just give in because they don’t wanna hear her white ass bitch any more:
But like I said, she is clearly white:
I don’t care if she can trace her great great grandfather to the Navajo tribe. When people see her they think they’re talking to a white girl. Her name is Alyssa. It doesn’t matter what one random ancestor is. She is a white girl from Framingham who worked in fashion:
But hey, if Liz Warren gets to be Native American then so do other angry white girl SJW’s.
The best part is that she constantly rails against all things offensive to Native Americans, and commonly refers to Natives as “my people”:
While shitting on white people who are a small fraction Native American:
The sweet irony of it all.
She’s also going after the store owner, who appears to be Indian. Ya got that? A white girl is calling an Indian guy racist because of the wooden statue of the Indian in his store. Fantastic. She’s apparently mad that the statue has an American flag on it, because I guess Native Americans are supposed to hate this country? Yet here she is proudly displaying her bootylicious patriotism:
And remember, she is a REAL Native American. And it’s offensive for Native Americans to displaying American flags:
She also brings up the fact that there are “no white statues” in public venues. Right. Because off the top of my head I can’t think of any statues of white people doing bizarre shit in public.
Apparently this chick is no longer in fashion and is now employed as a residential counselor at Wayside Youth and Family Support Network. The thought of her counseling young people is kind of scary. If I heard that voice giving me advice I’d probably drop out of school and join the circus. Just sayin.
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