White Girl Who Claims To Be Native American Harasses Framingham Tobacco Store Owner For Native American Statue That She Repeatedly Chooses To Look At

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So there’s this white social justice warrior out near Framingham who claims to be Native American and goes around looking for things that offend her. Her name is Alyssa Hundersmarck, and she frequently goes into a store in Framingham called Watch City Tobacco to purchase cigarettes. She doesn’t like the fact that there is a statute of a Native American in the store, because it’s a tobacco store and all tobacco stores have statues of Native Americans. Back in March she voiced her displeasure on Facebook:

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But instead of just going to another store, she continues to go to this place. And today she made this video of herself harassing the store owner:

“I don’t like seeing it. When I go in that store, I don’t like seeing it. I asked them to take it down. They said no. They refused. I said I would submit a formal letter, and they refused. So we’re gonna go inside and see what it looks like.”

Hey, here’s an idea Chief White Privilege – if you don’t like seeing that statue, then buy your cigarettes somewhere else. Or better yet, stop smoking. You live in Framingham. There’s a million and one places you can buy your cancer sticks, but you choose the place that has a statue that you can’t stand to see. Because you LIVE to be offended. You wake up every single day with the sole purpose of making yourself a victim. It’s the only thing you know how to do.

Not gonna lie, I literally laughed out loud when she said that she asked them to take down the statue and they said no. Like, that was totally a shock to her. She honestly believes she can go into privately owned businesses and demand things. It’s so awesome when SJW’s get facialized with reality and they don’t know what to do.

Of course the best part was her threat – a FORMAL letter. Not in informal letter. We’re talking a formal, notarized, signed in blood, SJW letter. And they STILL refused??? Can you believe that?

Turns out this chick writes a lot of letters that she proudly displays on her Facebook page:


Usually the people she writes to just give in because they don’t wanna hear her white ass bitch any more:

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But like I said, she is clearly white:




I don’t care if she can trace her great great grandfather to the Navajo tribe. When people see her they think they’re talking to a white girl. Her name is Alyssa. It doesn’t matter what one random ancestor is. She is a white girl from Framingham who worked in fashion:

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But hey, if Liz Warren gets to be Native American then so do other angry white girl SJW’s.

The best part is that she constantly rails against all things offensive to Native Americans, and commonly refers to Natives as “my people”:

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While shitting on white people who are a small fraction Native American:


The sweet irony of it all.

She’s also going after the store owner, who appears to be Indian. Ya got that? A white girl is calling an Indian guy racist because of the wooden statue of the Indian in his store. Fantastic. She’s apparently mad that the statue has an American flag on it, because I guess Native Americans are supposed to hate this country? Yet here she is proudly displaying her bootylicious patriotism:


And remember, she is a REAL Native American. And it’s offensive for Native Americans to displaying American flags:

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She also brings up the fact that there are “no white statues” in public venues. Right. Because off the top of my head I can’t think of any statues of white people doing bizarre shit in public.


Apparently this chick is no longer in fashion and is now employed as a residential counselor at Wayside Youth and Family Support Network. The thought of her counseling young people is kind of scary. If I heard that voice giving me advice I’d probably drop out of school and join the circus. Just sayin.


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40 Comment(s)
  • April 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    This whole writing piece is trash. I’m half white, and am a white passing native. It must be easy for white people to decide the identity of someone based off their skin color….but that doesn’t make it right. The girl may very well be Dine’ and you have no right to decide that for her.

    Want something legit? is a literary space for native writers. Not all of us wear feathers and buckskin, it’s 2017. there’s 567 federally recognized tribes, over half are in Alaska, and guess what…they are extremely pale.

    So if you want to decide someone’s ethnicity based off their phenotype…you just end up looking like a very ignorant racist. I’ll be blasting this around because what a disrespectful piece…

    • Fake Heritage!
      April 28, 2017 at 2:07 pm


      I know a woman, who for years, claimed that she was part Native American (no it is NOT Elizabeth Warren), and recently, after having a DNA test done to determine her family line, it came back indicating that her family (both sides) date back to the Iberian Peninsula. Yeah, no Native American blood in her at all. I just kind of snickered! She wanted to be arrogant and claim Native American heritage, now I just call her “Fauxcahontas” (like Elizabeth Warren)

  • July 20, 2016 at 2:06 am

    when i looked at the figure of 8756 d .Than I have no other choice but to acccept , what i saw .wr. They have been doing this for a year and get ride of their debts.. Yesterday they purchased new Aston Martin………………..CareerPlanner.TKcopy this link……..23s

  • John Galt
    July 18, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    I’m offended that this “Native American” is donning a cowboy hat. That will trigger the Cowboys. When does it end?

    • DirtyD
      July 20, 2016 at 11:59 pm

      This woman is 25% Navajo and is passionate about her heritage. You speak like children and meN that are hateful of powerful women speaking their minds. I hope none of you have daughters and maybe think about the disgusting language you spew. Grow up guys, and have some respect. Check your facts before you set a poll with two erroneous answers. Check your facts before you go on your magic carpet ride of a high on beating up on someone for something you have no right speakingredients about or against to begin with.

  • Wabbitt
    July 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    The flaw in her “100 million” theory is that there weren’t anywhere close to that many natives when Europeans first arrived. Scholarly studies have found evidence of a sprawling native civilization that spanned the continent and included trade routeshow and cities. But at some point not long after the Vikings first scouted the Atlantic coast, a massive disease outbreak wiped out the majority of the population. It was very much akin to the Black Death, which killed anywhere from 75 to 200 million across Europe.

    So, no bitch, whitey didn’t kill 100 million Indians. Nature did. And around the same time that nature killed almost 200 million whites.

  • Joe Max
    July 18, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    She’s obviously is a poseur to start with. Many of the photos are of her, even in a bikini, she wants attention. If she was a Indian, excuse me, Native American. She’s be running to the Indians, to see if she can get part of the casino profits and perks. Have to love the Indian tee-shirt. Could not make it out, but I think Geronimo is on it. Would like to see if she knows what ” Wounded Knee ” was in the seventies or ” Leonard Peltier ? Also, like Liz Warren did she check the perk box too !

  • ItsAllABadDream
    July 18, 2016 at 7:44 am

    I thought she was hot until I watched the video. Now I can’t get past the lisp when she whines about rathithm.

  • July 18, 2016 at 7:11 am

    I didn’t know Elizabeth Warren had a daughter.

  • Josh
    July 18, 2016 at 7:11 am

    So, she has some Native American in her.. Think she’d like some Polish in her, too?

  • larryS
    July 18, 2016 at 6:26 am

    She has a certified, licensed, internet lawyer for a friend on FB recommending she sue for defamation of character plus giving out her work place – irregardless of the fact that it’s posted on her FB account that is open to everybody. It must really be sad living in a make believe world where inconsequential things are REALLY important.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      July 18, 2016 at 12:26 pm

      There is no word irregardless. Just a pet peeve…

    • DirtyD
      July 20, 2016 at 11:53 pm

      Wow. You people are idiots.

  • ProfessorM
    July 18, 2016 at 5:15 am

    Since I have a little free time I figured I’m drop a comment on this one. I think people like her who spend all of their time complaining on social media and insulting others are total losers. I hope she wakes up this morning and parts her hair with a tomahawk that nasty hoe!

    • Three Ball Fred
      July 18, 2016 at 8:43 am

      Her snatch can’t be nastier than thine. Go take a bath in vinegar.

  • BobnMic
    July 18, 2016 at 2:30 am

    Hey fucknut – check out my new pic. Oh that’s right. You are gay so this one does nothing for you…

    • BobnMic
      July 18, 2016 at 7:26 am


      • ProfessorM
        July 18, 2016 at 7:36 am

        Wow, Bob, what a nice thing to wake up to after I’ve been in the hospital all weekend….. So… It HAS been you all along. Three ball, all the stalkers, good to know…. And now, everyone else knows it too…. Too bad for you that I wasn’t YOUR stalker… But at least the truth is out as to who has been causing all this shit.

        • BobnMic
          July 18, 2016 at 7:43 am

          Ok numb nuts and I’m not going to stop now! Fuck it all I will keep doing it until this blog and everyone gets sick and tired of me. I’m tired of being nice here no more nice guy now I’m going to be the real bob and follow anyone who talks shit to me.

          • ProfessorM
            July 18, 2016 at 7:49 am

            I could really give a fuck less, Greg Marsden, if you followed me all around and said whatever you felt like saying, Greg Marsden. At least now everyone knows it has been you all along, and everyone can see how fucking demented you are…. So go for it… Spill…. What is it , Greg Marsden, that you think you have on me?

          • BobnMic
            July 18, 2016 at 7:53 am

            I have been doing it to SJWs before you even posted here kiddo!! What’s the matter I make a few Professor accounts but you give out my real name. So what we are even now. Let’s stop this please and move past it.

          • BobnMic
            July 18, 2016 at 4:54 pm

            Not me ProfM. Not me. Don’t buy into it.

        • Three Ball Fred
          July 18, 2016 at 8:40 am

          Nope Bob ain’t me. Just call me an environmentalist. I am interested in eliminating the stench of rotten cunt. You and Crusted Lawyer Cunt are the worst I’ve ever smelt. You stink from afar.

      • bizaro bobnmic
        July 18, 2016 at 7:47 am

        You’re not the real BobnMic. You sound ignorant and deluded alright, but I can smell your phony non Irish blood a mile away… ciMnboB laer eth ton er’ouY.

        • BobnMic
          July 18, 2016 at 7:50 am

          I am being stalked. Whoever posted last night around 2am was not me. I don’t know why I’m being stalked. I only made a few fake accounts for some laughs and now this fucking loser has been stalking me like the SJW it is! I keep trying to change my picture so the FUCKNUT goes away but it just changes it back.

        • BobnMic
          July 18, 2016 at 4:55 pm

          Thank you.

  • BobnMic
    July 18, 2016 at 1:13 am

    Keep following me assfuck this is sort of fun…

  • BobnMic
    July 18, 2016 at 1:09 am

    I’m going to give her a pass because she’s hot. I feel bad for her because as a Native American she must run into racism all of the time. It’s hard on people of color as well as Native Americans. Let’s give her a break guys.

    • bob
      July 18, 2016 at 3:28 am

      You must be blind or demented. How can you say she is hot?

      • BobnMic
        July 18, 2016 at 7:28 am

        That’s my taste. I love them a little young!

  • Steven Stover
    July 18, 2016 at 12:55 am

    Squaw rides totem pole till she screams “Drive those spurs into my ass Cowboy”.

  • Chief Fuck-Her-Up
    July 18, 2016 at 12:18 am

    As a REAL INDIAN, I would first like to say that nothing offends me, indians use the word “indian” all the time, most indians dont give a shit about the Washington Redskins name (its actually pretty bad ass! Raider Nation, btw………), and this cunt AIN’T indian. People who get this uptight about this kind of stuff are either wannabes or they are white haters. I wonder if this POS slut (who is so nasty looking, might I add) has Instagram or Twitter. I would sure love to jump in on the public shaming bandwagon. I hope someday she gets savagely (lol, wow I got puns!!!) beaten down by a gang of ten little indian boys. Hah!!

  • Kennedy
    July 17, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    Let me get this straight, she complains about a “Native” statue repeatedly to this poor store owner. Then she makes this video stating how offended she is and she wants him to remove the statue because its offensive. No sooner she complains about the statue and says it needs to be removed, she says he could replace it with a different statue like with one of her. Exactly how would that work out? If she’s offended by the native statue and she claims to be native would that statue of herself then be offensive too? #ifsheonlyhadabrain

    • GoneWest
      July 18, 2016 at 2:29 am

      Good point there. The owner would then be replacing the Native American statue, with another Native American statue. I didn’t even think of it like that.

  • Reddog
    July 17, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    It is an atrocity what the first settlers did to the Indians. But her complaning about it now,hundreds of years later,is like the BLM people still clinging to slavery that was abolished by a white man in 1865. Well over a hundred years ago.. The world changes. You can learn to live in the world we live in,or be miserable and cling to the past. I know my choice. Read TB and enjoy my life.

    • GoneWest
      July 18, 2016 at 12:07 am

      I just first want to point out that the statue looks more like he’s gazing off into the distance than he is saluting. Second, I do think it’s weird that he’s wearing an American flag. Not because I think it’s racist or whatever, it just seems like the dates don’t really add up for it to make sense. The time of the Pilgrims and the Indians coincides with America’s “discovery” in 1492, and the flag as we know it didn’t come about until 1776. Last but not least, Native American or not, I would still like to get into her Navajo underwear. That’s it, that’s all.

      • Feisty Lawyer Gentleman
        July 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

        Def true – it’s a proven historic fact the Indians were wiped out prior to 1776. Please remove this for the historical anachronism alone!

    • Emily
      July 18, 2016 at 9:28 am

      Reddog nicely said. My thoughts exactly

    • Three Ball Fred
      July 18, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      White settlers were the best thing that ever happened to the injuns. We gave them firewater. Now we give them EBT cards so they can buy more firewater. We also introduced them to their tribal game of choice, Casino Gaming! Today, we give the fat fucks diabetes medicine so that it takes longer for them to drink themselves to death.

  • City girl
    July 17, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    What a piece of white trash!! She really needs to be bitched slapped. Better yet, she needs a good old fashion ass kick.
    She’s as much Indian as I am the Pope. Stay the fuck out of the store if you don’t like it. Go to your street corner and make some money. Your a real asshole. Move if you don’t like it but not near me. I’ll make your life a living hell. Bitch

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