We got a white knight in the inbox:
His name is Doug Lang, and it looks like he’s from somewhere in Rhode Island. Here’s what he messaged the TBNews Facebook page today.
Oh look, it’s the guy who’s trying to bang the Pumpkin Spice Mafia, but ended up getting friendzoned instead. This is just sad.
He’s evidently happy that we lost our Facebook page yesterday because he doesn’t agree with the things we blog about. This is also known as fascism. And a famous type of fascism is of course Nazi Germany. I can only conclude then that Mr. White Knight is in fact a Nazi.
Don’t sleep with Nazis ladies. Not that any of you were tempted to ride Seattle Two incher over here.
And whatever you do, PLEASE do not mass report Doug’s Facebook page either. Censorship is a terrible thing.
He had proof that we were wrong though.
This is the link from TMZ that he sent.
Law enforcement sources tell us … the FBI, ICE, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, the Fulton County Sheriff and other local authorities will be out in force in the 10 days leading up to the big game … on the hunt for human traffickers and their victims.
Ya see how it says ICE? That’s because they’re looking for human trafficking victims that were brought here from other countries. Not basic Becky’s getting their iced coffees from Dunkins who hijack missing person alerts so they can spread mass hysteria about an issue that by and large does not effect American women.
Anyway, this guy is obviously the proverbial turd in the punch bowl, as his Facebook page shows us that he spends most of his time bitching about how service at fine dining establishments wasn’t up to his standards.
This is why people get their food spat on – because of customers like Doug. One of them actually tried contacting him back, but Doug wasn’t having any of it.
If there’s one thing Doug is unfamiliar with it’s definitely pumping.
Oh, and don’t you dare skimp on the blue cheese either.
Shut up Doug.
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