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White People’s Reaction To Beyonce’s Narcissistic, Self-Absorbed Pregnant Grammy Performance Is White People Trying Too Hard On Steroids

White People’s Reaction To Beyonce’s Narcissistic, Self-Absorbed Pregnant Grammy Performance Is White People Trying Too Hard On Steroids

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Saw the first couple minutes of Beyonce’s performance at the Grammy’s last night. Luckily the Walking Dead was on so I missed the rest of it. But we tweeted this out after seeing three minutes of her hot, self-absorbed garbage:

We also knew exactly how it would go over:

Oh, and we don’t apologize for using “gay” either. We’re bringing it back. We have a few other words that need a comeback too. Just came to the point where we realized that any gay person without a stick up their ass wouldn’t be offended by people using this word.

And right on cue if you search for “Beyonce brave” on Twitter you get tons of stuff like this:

If you didn’t see this self-absorbed narcissism in action, here’s her nine minute performance, in which she basically acts like some sort of inspiring God because she’s the first celebrity to ever get knocked up:

Yea, the housekeeper who gets stuck raising those kids is about to have their hands full. Does she think she’s the first chick to ever be pregnant? Does she think we believe she had some sort of immaculate conception? Of course the only reason she acts like this is because the media and white Hollywood start double clicking her mouse the moment she does anything. She could literally bring George Michael’s corpse up on stage, have it defecate all over her, roll around in it on stage, and they’d all give her a standing ovation. Just look at the tissue tickling white Hollywood gave her last night…….

She was “classy” for rubbing her belly like she wanted a genie to pop out of it

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She got white actresses to call themselves trash

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It made them cry
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It made them wake up their kids to watch the magic lady

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It made them cry and lose their breath

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It was “iconic”

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She “knocked it out of the park” according to everyone’s favorite fake news network

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It was “literally perfect”

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It was “life changing”

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Not to be outdone by her pregnancy announcement which “made the word stop”

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Everything about those nine minutes of egomania was beautiful

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We will “never get over it”

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Adele should’ve given up her award

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She did indeed deliver in her mission to “have everyone talking”

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She “slayed everyone”

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It made us cry

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It reminded us why “she’s the Queen”

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She looked like an “angel”

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She is her own religion

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The only thing more pathetic than that was when Adele won some award over her, and in her acceptance speech she started crying, broke the Grammy in half, and told Beyonce that her Lemonade album was “monumental,” and “soul bearing,” and said that she was driven to tears by the way Beyonce “makes me feel, and the way she makes my black friends feel.” She actually said that:

Once again – this is why Donald Trump is the President. Because these people are so insufferable but they don’t even know it. They keep throwing out endorsements, thinking that people actually value anything they have to say. But in reality everyone hates these people and all it does is make people want to do the exact opposite of what they want us to do. Because all of this is nothing more than rich people inhaling Beyonce’s queefs and telling her it smells like potpouri. It’s a televised circlejerk. Nothing more, nothing less.

The fact of the matter is that these people are only saying these things about Beyonce for two reasons: 1) she’s black, 2) she’s a woman. If Taylor Swift did that same thing everyone would think it’s weird. Because it is weird. But Beyonce gets the same treatment Michelle Obama does from social justice warriors. Literally everything they do is “brave,” “courageous,” “inspiring,” etc. Because white SJW’s are constantly trying to show the few black people they know that they’re one of the “good ones.” It makes no sense because that performance was obviously none of those things.

In reality it was sorry, pathetic, and uncomfortable to watch someone who thinks they’re some sort of deity parade herself around like she’s Cleopatra. She didn’t even sing. She recited some poem she read on the back of a fortune cookie and thought it would inspire everyone in the crowd. Little did she know she could’ve said anything and they would’ve had the same reaction.



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27 Comment(s)
  • Le Trae Wilborn
    July 14, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    Lmao! How is Beyoncé a narcissist? I really don’t get it. Her performance was about maternity and womanhood. Not once in her performance did she shout, “I AM THE SUPREME GODDESS OF THE WORLD!” You’re literally blaming her for her fans loving her. She cannot control what comes out of other people’s mouths. Also, if Beyoncé’s performance was as awful as you say then how come critics always give her rave reviews? Not to mention, her music is great. Her last two albums have been her most critically acclaimed, as in critics who actually know what the hell they’re talking about. Anyway, back to the matter at hand, Beyoncé is not a narcissist. Far from it indeed.

  • Rafe
    April 12, 2017 at 11:21 am

    I don’t think the blogger is in any position to call other white people tryhards.

  • UsualSuspect
    February 15, 2017 at 8:09 am

    Hollyweird and the music industry are comprised of a bunch of egocentric misfit toys partaking in a multitude of ass-slapping award shows to tell each other how great they are. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some good entertainment, but the ego padding and believing people give two shits about your opinions because you’re famous can disappear anytime.

    • UsualSuspect
      February 15, 2017 at 8:12 am

      *patting dammit!

  • whatevuh
    February 15, 2017 at 4:51 am

    Who is this Beyonce you speak so highly of? And what is the Grammy’s ?

  • Kerri Bishop
    February 14, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    I bet Adele did that to thwart a Kanye ambush with his, “Beyonce should have won!” bullshit!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    February 14, 2017 at 7:58 pm


    Pop culture, especially the music industry, is so devoid of actual talent that it is beyond boring. I’m sure your takedown was epic – I just can’t stomach giving any fucks for these narcissistic attention whores.

  • Vivien
    February 14, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    May our Blessed Virgin Mother Mary find it in her precious heart to forgive this sinner who calls herself Beyoncé. Her intentions and that of her husband are not pure. There is greed, prejudice and narcissistic behavior in this persons heart. She needs much prayer as does her husband.

  • daniel
    February 14, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    what is wrong with these people?

  • Rihanna
    February 14, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    I hope THIS baby is Denzel’s because Blue Ivy is fuckin ugly just like her daddy. Hopefully money will buy her looks like it did for Alexa Ray Joel and all of Bruce and Demi’s kids.

    • Chris Brown
      February 14, 2017 at 4:13 pm

      Shut up bitch before I break your fucking jaw.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    February 14, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    The whole time I was watching this, all I could think of was the antique gold leaf Lithuanian Mary art (Google It) in my parent’s attic.

  • Toni
    February 14, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    amen turtleboy. Amen.

  • February 14, 2017 at 10:35 am

    when I was a younger man…. I would could enjoy a healthy spank watching one of her videos before work…. but that was only because it was faster than loading porn on the dvd player, now that the internet has porn everywhere, and I have my own black girl to suck my cock if I want…… I have no use for her, or her jive ass monkey of a drug dealing husband…God Bless America

  • Adey J.
    February 14, 2017 at 9:04 am

    It took me reading other people’s comments to realize she was portraying a sun goddess… Looking at the pictures I thought she was going for a Virgin Mary thing…

  • ZephyrCat
    February 14, 2017 at 7:57 am

    Dressed as the sun god? This bitch & her trashbag, no talent spouse were promised the world by their handlers if they carried out the agenda of making the world a shittier place. Ever noticed these fuckers are obsessed with pyramids & ancient religion? Well, not ancient to them. I’d like to see Beyonce where she belongs- dead in some back alley. This fucking worship of that wretch makes me want to dry-heave.

  • Lookie here
    February 14, 2017 at 6:01 am

    The entertainment world was in shock when this performer got snubbed again!

  • Lookie here
    February 14, 2017 at 5:41 am

    She’s good but she couldn’t hold a candle to this guy.

  • Thank you
    February 14, 2017 at 4:44 am

    All of Hollywood is GAY. I see these 90 lb. rappers with 40 lbs. of chains around their necks full of tough guy tattoo’s and brand new sneakers and I want to puke. It’s all fake. If you ever punched one of them they would bust open like a pinata.

  • Is it this one or that?
    February 14, 2017 at 3:09 am

    Sigh…people like this literally make me vomit
    Whoever wrote this commentary, was spot on and couldn’t have been written any better( almost a standing ovation ensues) Ok im going to say this, brutally honest, something people have trouble with now a days
    Doesn’t anyone,( especially Beyoncé) realize that she is also a white girl?
    Yes, I know the black half of her cringes from the white half , but She’s a 50/50 Can’t people see that?
    Yes she’s a pretty light caramel colour, but that pretty nose and high cheekbones, no no,you don’t have either one of those unless your born that way , or very good plastic surgery .
    Nope that’s all natural,ode to her white heritage …Why doesn’t she want to recognize the white half of her, but only the black half?
    Oh yeah white lives don’t matter.. Only black lives matter Wouldn’t it be funny if she suddenly miscarried ( sorry I am a sick fuck, for a girl ) dumping and gushing those twins out onstage horrifying all of the screaming Hollywood elite.. Then she slips and falls onstage and snap , a shocked stare from her twisted neck, and the camera cuts away and your tv goes dark
    I am so glad we now have a real president in the WH
    I guess the loud and annoying, who should be rounded up and shot , are all still upset at Hillary not winning and Barry, who’s also a 50/50 too, has to leave.. They can be pissed off for the next four years
    They can fawn and slobber all over each other , and omg what’s going to happen when Beyoncé decides to push out 2 more 50/50 babies
    Will they turn the whole birthing room into a dance stage as people scoop her afterbirth and slobber it all over them and lick Beyoncé and her two hood rats clean
    I haven’t bothered to watch the video and I won’t
    I just heard all the laughable moments, well to us anyway.
    Tears flowed I heard , and I even heard Adele said every trophy she received that night really belonged to Beyoncé
    Give me a fucking brake !! Hey here’s an idea,
    While we’re building the wall along the boarder, can we extend it a little further and just wall up all of La La Land in as well ,so they can just live in their own little glittery Beyoncéland and the rest of us can live in the real world, with our new government, and our new great true America once again , and let the door hit Barry and his gorilla looking wife and 2 equally ugly spawn hit them all in the asses as they leave, but you know they’re not going to disappear fast enough
    Oh fuck it’s the POTUS that won’t go away!!
    Fuck off Hollywood
    WE will make America great again

    • ZephyrCat
      February 14, 2017 at 10:55 am

      I love you! You are my new hero!

  • Not all that
    February 14, 2017 at 12:12 am

    She’s hideous, too masculine and a mediocre singer, entertainer. The lemmings who track her every move, are even worse, if that’s possible.

  • Sick of Celebs
    February 13, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    I used to love her music–I saw her live once, she’s not bad, but her
    new image/music isn’t great at all. Her new music is
    really vulgar with weird angry racial messages in it that I can’t relate to at all.
    She’s just a woman who eats, sleeps and goes to the bathroom like the rest
    of us. I hate all these stupid celebrities and I no longer watch the awards shows.
    It’s all spectacle, no raw talent.

  • Debbie
    February 13, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    OMG that article had me hysterical with laughter, a televised circle jerk and the part about George Michael’s corpse hahahahaha. So true too. I used to think she was a classy lady but lately she has become annoying, I think she has started to believe her own press.

  • BobnMic
    February 13, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Let’s not forget that Beyoncé is oppressed as well in her little bubble of a world. If that is oppression then hit me in the fucking head real hard with a baseball bat. Let me get some of that.

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 14, 2017 at 6:42 am

      There are a lot of people who would gladly hit you in the head with a baseball bat…don’t tempt us.

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 13, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    Nope I would not. I find her disgusting.

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