White People’s Reaction To Beyonce’s Narcissistic, Self-Absorbed Pregnant Grammy Performance Is White People Trying Too Hard On Steroids
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Saw the first couple minutes of Beyonce’s performance at the Grammy’s last night. Luckily the Walking Dead was on so I missed the rest of it. But we tweeted this out after seeing three minutes of her hot, self-absorbed garbage:
We also knew exactly how it would go over:
Oh, and we don’t apologize for using “gay” either. We’re bringing it back. We have a few other words that need a comeback too. Just came to the point where we realized that any gay person without a stick up their ass wouldn’t be offended by people using this word.
And right on cue if you search for “Beyonce brave” on Twitter you get tons of stuff like this:
— Kristin Mathuny (@kristinmathuny) February 13, 2017
If you didn’t see this self-absorbed narcissism in action, here’s her nine minute performance, in which she basically acts like some sort of inspiring God because she’s the first celebrity to ever get knocked up:
— Karen Civil (@KarenCivil) February 13, 2017
Yea, the housekeeper who gets stuck raising those kids is about to have their hands full. Does she think she’s the first chick to ever be pregnant? Does she think we believe she had some sort of immaculate conception? Of course the only reason she acts like this is because the media and white Hollywood start double clicking her mouse the moment she does anything. She could literally bring George Michael’s corpse up on stage, have it defecate all over her, roll around in it on stage, and they’d all give her a standing ovation. Just look at the tissue tickling white Hollywood gave her last night…….
She was “classy” for rubbing her belly like she wanted a genie to pop out of it
She got white actresses to call themselves trash
They’re literally calling her a “Goddess”
It made them cry
It made them wake up their kids to watch the magic lady
It made them cry and lose their breath
It was “iconic”
She “knocked it out of the park” according to everyone’s favorite fake news network
It was “literally perfect”
It was “life changing”
Not to be outdone by her pregnancy announcement which “made the word stop”
Everything about those nine minutes of egomania was beautiful
We will “never get over it”
Adele should’ve given up her award
She did indeed deliver in her mission to “have everyone talking”
She “slayed everyone”
It made us cry
It reminded us why “she’s the Queen”
She looked like an “angel”
She is her own religion
The only thing more pathetic than that was when Adele won some award over her, and in her acceptance speech she started crying, broke the Grammy in half, and told Beyonce that her Lemonade album was “monumental,” and “soul bearing,” and said that she was driven to tears by the way Beyonce “makes me feel, and the way she makes my black friends feel.” She actually said that:
— errol barnett (@errolbarnett) February 13, 2017
Once again – this is why Donald Trump is the President. Because these people are so insufferable but they don’t even know it. They keep throwing out endorsements, thinking that people actually value anything they have to say. But in reality everyone hates these people and all it does is make people want to do the exact opposite of what they want us to do. Because all of this is nothing more than rich people inhaling Beyonce’s queefs and telling her it smells like potpouri. It’s a televised circlejerk. Nothing more, nothing less.
The fact of the matter is that these people are only saying these things about Beyonce for two reasons: 1) she’s black, 2) she’s a woman. If Taylor Swift did that same thing everyone would think it’s weird. Because it is weird. But Beyonce gets the same treatment Michelle Obama does from social justice warriors. Literally everything they do is “brave,” “courageous,” “inspiring,” etc. Because white SJW’s are constantly trying to show the few black people they know that they’re one of the “good ones.” It makes no sense because that performance was obviously none of those things.
In reality it was sorry, pathetic, and uncomfortable to watch someone who thinks they’re some sort of deity parade herself around like she’s Cleopatra. She didn’t even sing. She recited some poem she read on the back of a fortune cookie and thought it would inspire everyone in the crowd. Little did she know she could’ve said anything and they would’ve had the same reaction.
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