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Who Should Make The Cut For Turtleboy’s Naughty List Christmas Special 2015?

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The 2015 Turtleboy Sports Naughty List Christmas Special will be available shortly. Probably right after Thanksgiving. We’re gonna be offering Turtleboy gift packages where you can package together your favorite Turtleboy gear with the naughty list and give it to someone special who needs some hot takes in their life this Christmas. This year’s Naughty List is even longer than last year’s because of the amount of debauchery and naughtiness we’ve had to write about. The list isn’t done yet, but we want to get it up to a nice clean 100. Who we missing from this list?

  1. Baby Gangsta
  2. Luke Gatti
  3. Joe Petty
  4. Melinda Boone
  5. Sarai Rivera
  6. Bob Kravitz
  7. Brockton Fair woman
  8. Joe Amoroso
  9. Jessica Conway
  10. Ryan Madelle and Jillian Keans
  11. Derek Thomas
  12. Old Balls
  13. Spanky
  14. Hubbardston gang bang lady
  15. Carenza Jackson
  16. Lisa Dyer
  17. Bills Mafia
  18. Jon Nagle – Drunk man who did burnout into cop car
  19. George Carpenter
  20. Vida Ofori Causey – Woman who stole $3.4 million in food stamps
  21. Sam Allen
  22. Jen Roy
  23. Clock Boy Ahmed Mohammed
  24. Woman at Marcy’s Diner
  25. Indiana Devil Child
  26. Teresa Pickens – Woman who cheated in road race
  27. WANDA
  28. Husniyah Anderson – Woman who got beat up by bus driver
  29. Tracy Novick
  30. Bruce Jenner
  31. Ryan Kobus – Male model in Barre road rage incident
  32. Pools by Andrews
  33. Saida Grundy
  34. Floyd Mayweather
  35. Josh Fenton
  36. Greg Hardy
  37. Mosaic
  38. Bernard Reese – Doherty High School VP
  39. 9 year old who wrote the Disney letter about microaggressions
  40. Joe Domato – legendary drunk Millbury driver
  41. Josh Duggar
  42. Ed Augustus
  43. Shayanna Jenkins
  44. Rick Rushton
  45. Jordan Berg Powers
  46. Rachel Dolezal
  47. Joyce McNickles
  48. Nathan Pickens
  49. Jennifer Connell – Woman who sued 8 year old nephew for hugging too hard
  50. Jackie Coakley
  51. Wedding proposer at wedding
  52. WSU professor who calls in noise complaints
  53. White dress people
  54. Lenny z
  55. Jared Fogle
  56. Joe curtatone
  57. Felger and Mazz
  58. Sharlene Simon
  59. Noah McKenna
  60. Get Down Productions
  61. Kelley Square 4
  62. Kanye West
  63. Brit McHenry
  64. Ted Wells
  65. Roger Goodell
  66. Roxbury protesters
  67. Lincoln-Sudbury AD
  68. Confederate flag supporters
  69. Cecil the Lion
  70. Shawn B – the guy who won the Bachelorette
  71. Paul Giorgio
  72. Hampton Beach
  73. Tobie Stevens
  74. Doherty High school grab ass boy
  75. West Boylston Mom
  76. Sabrina Dudish (girl who boinked Julian Edelman)
  77. Malden sunfish video guy
  78. Michelle Carter: Suicide provoking girl
  79. Kardashians
  80. Baltimore riot boy
  81. Murdock High School bullies
  82. Jenn Green bullies
  83. Tracy Crowe and Kevin Hayes
  84. Peter Rondon
  85. Jonathan Butler
  86. Keely Mullen
  87. Albert Haynesworth
  88. Kalen Rahim
  89. College kids everywhere
  90. Kim Malpass
  91. Deb Powers
  92. Jase Dillan
  93. Jonny Gomes
  94. Con Davis – Ginger Gangster
  95. Haley Gordon

 

 

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19 Comment(s)
  • WANDA
    November 28, 2015 at 3:03 am

    Love that WANDA is in caps. Hahaha. Just like she communicates.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    November 25, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    Jeffy-boy Neal needs to be on there for his year of incessant homophobia, anti-semitism, and white self-hatred.

  • Tio Ho
    November 25, 2015 at 9:58 am

    Sarai Rivera-
    She was quoted in the T&G today advocating for the elderly who are being evicted from their “low income” homes, (Clive article) when only a few years ago she evicted her own father from his home and church and then took over his church…class act.

  • Lincoln Street Turtle Rider
    November 24, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    That fat bastard protester at the trump rally.
    Everyone who still works for DCF.
    Bella Bond’s mother
    The woman from baltimore who pushed her dead baby in a swing for days.

  • John
    November 24, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    Also, how is RBG not on this list??

  • John
    November 24, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    How about Hector “Sue the PD for doing their job” Piniero?

  • Gronkmonster
    November 24, 2015 at 7:57 pm

    You forgot the Pedo Kevin Ksen ..Wont bother mentioning his pedo buddy who has been absent from here since they arrested his buddys the Bissel brothers ..Dont want to jinx it even posting his name

  • squirtleboy
    November 24, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    Amber loiselle. Kids STILL in a coma

    Rbg

    Milly the bracelet lady

  • TDF
    November 24, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    Jerry Jones

  • Reddog
    November 24, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    Tracy Crowe. She’s screwing up shit on Two continents

  • BlackandWhite
    November 24, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    Charlie Sheen
    Northborough Streakers

  • ItsAllABadDream
    November 24, 2015 at 4:42 pm

    Caitlyn Jenner. Not a real person, I know. At least not for those of us who have standards and logic. But for the rest of the world who don’t seem to, Caitlyn is worth adding to the list. Maybe somewhere near Bruce. Or 65 slots away from him maybe…

  • Steven Stover
    November 24, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    Poor Jim McGovernment the shitty congressman. The weirdo was left out again.

  • Basset
    November 24, 2015 at 3:46 pm

    Juan Gomez petitioned for a recount after losing a city council seat by 77 votes. Then he goes and withdrew his petition.

  • SUL
    November 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    Gemme, The T&G, Jive Clive McClownfarlan, Marc Beetle Bertrand

    • RSoxGuy
      November 24, 2015 at 3:57 pm

      ya and he forgot Felger.

      • Finnish Goalie
        November 25, 2015 at 7:53 am

        2 – 6 every weekday!

  • Um
    November 24, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    If you list Tracy Crowe and Kevin Hayes separately you’ll be one more closer to 100.

    • nevermore
      November 25, 2015 at 8:02 am

      If they listed everyone turtleboy hates the number would top our national debt

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