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Here at Turtleboy Sports it is our mission to destroy panhandling in Worcester. It is a disease and a cancer, brought to us by the woman whose name is synonymous with cancer – Tracy Novick. I could go on and on about what’s wrong with panhandling. It kills property value. It makes investors less likely to open up businesses here. It’s dangerous at crowded intersections. And most importantly the vast majority of panhandlers are just looking for easy drug money.
But these idiots would not panhandle if it were not profitable. So in a way you can’t even be mad at them. They’re just going where the money is. We blame the ding dongs who think they’re Mother Theresa because they give these junkies money. That’s why we’ve started these new recurring blogs called “Shame A Panhandling Enabler,” because if you give money to these people then you’re no better than a common drug dealer. Here’s today’s moron sent to us by a loyal turtle rider at the Walmart exit off of 146:
Hey dooshnozzle with license plate 1PY432, take a look at the woman you’re giving money to. People who aren’t junkies don’t look like that. In case you can’t tell, she’s immediately gonna spend your money on heroin. She clearly has no desire to get herself into treatment or turn her life around, because there’s no need to when dingleberries like you will keep giving her money. You are not a good person for giving her money. You are an asshole. You might as well have given your car keys to the drunkest guy at the Blarney or bought Chris Christie a Big Mac.
Do you know this idiot? We don’t really care who he or she is, but if you do please share this blog and smack some sense into them while you’re at it. It takes a community effort to stop drug abuse and panhandling, and Turtleboy will always be on the side of the righteous. This should be a trend that we start in all cities. We don’t care where you live. Lowell, New Bedford, Leominster, Colrain – panhandling for drug money is an epidemic and we will gladly shame people from pretty much anywhere. So if you see it happening, do your civic duty by taking a picture and sending it to Turtleboy.
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