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William Tauro From The Somerville News Weekly Is A Wannabe Alex Jones Who Makes Shit Up About Joe Curtatone And No One Should Believe A Word He Says, So We Took Down Manchester’s Blog About The Pisser

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Earlier today Manchester Turtlette published this blog about a recent report claiming that Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone is refusing to arrest the chud who pissed on the American flags in the veteran’s cemetery.

You’ll notice the blog is no longer there. That’s because we made an editorial decision to take it down. Sometimes blogger’s disagree here, and this is one of those times. I called complete bullshit on this story from the start. It all comes from an independent conservative blogger who published the Somerville News Weekly. Link here.

Somerville News Weekly is just a guy named William Tauro, who is a far right wing nutjob who blindly attacks Joe Curtatone without any evidence, and gives conservatives a bad name by presenting himself as the opposition to the left wing nutjob mayor.

Up until 24 hours ago I knew nothing about him. All I knew is, he was going after Curtatone so I figured we were on the same team. But after researching him extensively, I don’t want a moron like this on my squad.

This is what William Tauro alleged happened:

  • The pisser was arrested at an unnamed Rhode Island Airport (presumably TF Green) by the Warwick and RI State Police as he was boarding a plane to Oregon to elude arrest.
  • The suspect is now being detained on a court ordered 14 day evaluation stay in a RI psychiatric hospital after he allegedly made threats to kill himself.
  • Deputy Chief James Stanford supposedly contacted Mayor Curtatone and asked if the SPD could issue an arrest warrant. Curtatone told the deputy chief to stand down because of “political pressure issues being put on him on both ends by certain political groups.”
  • The Somerville News Weekly says they tried to obtain a copy of the police report but were told no reports were available.
  • A detective recently assigned to the case had no comment.

Look, Manchester Turtlette is new here. She’s a work in progress. I’ve been doing this a long time and I’ve become good at detecting bullshit when I see it. And this story reeks of bullshit for several reasons:

  • If the Rhode Island State Police knew he was boarding a plane, that’s because they knew his name and got alerted when he booked a flight because someone issued a warrant for his arrest. Obviously the Somerville Police are the only ones who could do this since the crime took place in Somerville.
  • Where is the “court ordered 14 day psychiatric evaluation?” I don’t see any links to it or pictures of it. This would all be public record. People arrested for crimes threaten to kill themselves all the time. They’re put on suicide watch in jail, not rushed to the loony bin on an instantaneous court order.
  • The deputy police chief goes to the mayor to ask permission to arrest someone who has committed a crime?? What?? That’s not even remotely believable. Are we to believe that every time the police want to arrest someone who committed a crime in town they have to run to the Mayor to sign off on it?
  • Does anyone actually believe that Mayor Curtatone would flat out tell the chief of police, “I’m not going to let you arrest this criminal because I’m getting political pressure put on me from both sides?” He would just flat out ADMIT to the chief of police that in Somerville you don’t get arrested for crimes if liberals don’t approve of it? We can’t stand Joe Curtatone just as much as the next guy, but this is clearly made up.

I saw this independent blog publish this story days ago and decided to wait on it. You come to Turtleboy for real, documented news. So I messaged the Somerville News Weekly and spoke with their blogger William Tauro to find out more. We started off asking if the deputy chief really did ask the mayor for permission to arrest the unnamed suspect. Here’s what happened:

Not revealing sources is fine. But it makes it impossible to verify any of this. He claimed he had “fantastic sources” though:

So I guess we’ll have to take his word for it. More on that later.

He says that he had the name of the pisser, but was choosing NOT to print it because he was allegedly under psychiatric evaluation, supposedly because it’s “policy”:

Except suspects arrrested who are put in psychiatric care are always identified, and no such policy exists. Google itIn stories like this one the media always releases the names of the person who was arrested.

He has free speech rights and no corporate ownership that keeps him from printing what he wants to. More importantly, he hates Curtatone, SJWs, and democrats. Why wouldn’t he provide the name of the guy criminal wants to know the name of?

At this point we could tell he’s full of shit. So he sent us a link that allegedly proved how legit he was:

Here’s the linkAs you can see his story does not contain a single link to a verified website confirming anything he published. Here’s an excerpt from it:

The recent South Middlesex Registrar Maria Curtatone’s underaged drinkfest/stabbing: What happened to the victims what happened to the suspects? When was the last time you even heard about it? Yeah, I forgot it’s election season and she’s on the ballot!

How about Crooked Corrupt Captain cover up? Do I need to remind you of this thing? Please and as I have said before, I think the last time that he told the truth is when he was in the dentist chair in fact he did lie that day as well! By the way he was and still is the man in charge of all these investigations on this article that you are reading that were never solved!

The infamous Curtatone Family flower shop fire: The cause and the suspects involved was spelled out by a family member in a half hour interview with me do you remember? How quickly we forget.

How about the 14 year old at the with a manifesto to kill all the white students in his elementary school, do you remember that one? No worries he’s just a kid ha ha right!

None of this is news. It’s just the rantings and ravings of a local bootleg Alex Jones. These are the rantings and ravings you can find in the comments section of an established media outlet like Turtleboy, not in the blog itself. It sounds like our old friend Kevin Lynch.

He readily admits that he does not like Curtatone and inferred that he has better sources than us:

Let’s look into this quote from the article he sent us:

How about the 14 year old at the with a manifesto to kill all the white students in his elementary school, do you remember that one? No worries he’s just a kid ha ha right!

Here’s what he initially said about that incident:

According to some concerned parents in Somerville, a potential terror threat is allegedly lurking our city streets and in our public school system in Somerville. Allegedly the Somerville Police Department questioned four middle school aged juvenile students of being part of a terror club in Somerville to kill white students. Police allegedly also questioned a middle school student who is believed to be the mastermind who had a manifesto in possession with plans to kill middle school white children and was allegedly charging other students, members of his club a fee of $20 per week to join his club. Parents are concerned why the city hasn’t announced this when it happened this past week.  Somerville Police are allegedly investigating the situation.This story is still developing. 

Nothing ever came of this. The Somerville Police never confirmed any of this was true. He literally just makes shit up and claims that he has sources. And he takes a hard right-wing stance on everything that is designed to get right wingers riled up. Seriously, a “terror club” full of minority students plotting to kill white kids, and charging new members $20 to join their terror club? How stupid would you have to be to believe that at face value. If you believe that because it fits your politics then you’re no better than the race baiters on the left who make up fake hate crimes because they know people will believe it.

The Somerville Schools issued a press release flat out denying everything he published. He responded with this:

Actually we have now learned that it’s allegedly the second time that this West Somerville Neighborhood School student has done this and he was allegedly using twenty dollars a week to save up for guns. But now that the truth has surfaced and it was very irresponsible on the Somerville School Departments behalf and the superintendent not to have backbone enough to report it nor warn parents of the existing threat the first time and again this second time. Whether it was a violent or a non violent situation, the parents of Somerville’s students should know.

Today after this article broke, the administration has gather their troops in a huddle and are circling their wagons around to cover their behinds due to the fact that they did not report the incident when it happened regarding the story. We have also recently learned today that they have allegedly placed this student of Muslim religion, who bullied other students into paying him to join his club, into evaluation and returning him into the public school system within 45 days.  

OF COURSE he turns out to be Muslim!! It’s like a right wingers clickbait wet dream. Does he provide ANY proof of any of this? Nope. Just this:

We stand by our reliable sources 100% who are frustrated that the administration did absolutely nothing to warn parents and we stand by our story 100% that it is true and an incident did occur.  

He stands by his sources 100%. We just don’t know who those sources are. And none of the stories they tell him ever turn out be true.

He’s also been claiming for years now that the FBI is investigating Joe Curtatone on racketerring charges. Read the madness hereOnce again, there is not a single shred of credible evidence to back up anything he says:

A complaint was sought and evidence presented this past week with the Boston Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s (FBI) Anti-Corruption Unit, asking the Bureau to pursue charges against Somerville Mayor Joseph Curtatone with allegations accusing the six term mayor of racketeering and extortion. This story is still developing while the FBI’s Anti-Corruption and the FBI Online Forensic Unit conducts further investigations and seeks Federal warrants into this matter.

He then rambles on like a lunatic for several disjointed paragraphs.

Since then Mayor Joe Curtatone has a field day debunking William Tauro’s lies:

This is what pisses me off the most. This idiot made Curtatone look good. It was too easy for him to debunk. And anyone with an analytical brain should’ve seen right through this obvious lie. Obviously if he was arrested trying to get on a plane then the arrest warrant came from Somerville, because that’s where the crime was committed.

Turtleboy got to where it is today because we publish REAL NEWS. We research what we publish extensively and hold ourselves to a higher standard. We publish stories without a bias towards one side, unlike William Tauro who will make up anything to try to make Curtatone look bad. The thing is, you can do that without lying. Curtatone is a walking joke who will do something stupid next week and the week after that.

We like Manchester Turtlette. We think she’s funny and has talent. But obviously we need to work out some kinks. We hardly ever take down blogs, but that one just didn’t meet our standards.

17 Comment(s)
  • Ricardo
    September 21, 2018 at 2:14 am

    The guys name is Michael C. Lacey, he is 31 and from Rhode Island

  • SMH
    September 20, 2018 at 1:29 am

    Tauro. Isn’t that the family name of Pat’s Tow, which cleans up every street sweeping day?

  • Rte2tentresident
    September 19, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    Always liked Your stuff TB, but you take in any sketchy blogger who walks in off the street and then you pay them by the page view. Might want to settle down a bit about your journalistic integrity.

    • bb22
      September 20, 2018 at 12:14 am

      agreed. starting to see this site is all about page views\revenue…..content sucks and way to political for me…good bye

  • Deskie needs attention
    September 19, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    Did anyone fill out the request for blog removal paperwork for deskie? Asking for a friend

  • randiguy2006
    September 19, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    Gee…ever think maybe you should do a little investigative work BEFORE ruining peoples reputations?


  • Turtz McGurtz
    September 19, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    OK i’m confused… Curtatone’s statement that they are awaiting the suspect’s extradition from RI. So is the flag pisser in custody in RI??

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 19, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    We are sidestepping the bigger question—does T F Green have any flights to OR?

  • Rockets Redglare
    September 19, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    The other blog is still up…

  • BucketNutz
    September 19, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    What about the witness, Mr Gatteny? Have you contacted him for verification?

  • Tyler Durden
    September 19, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    The 1st rule of terror club is we dont talk about terror club

  • Mia Curtatone
    September 19, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    hsue r bitch ass hatres an jellouse of my falmily

    • MayoralAide
      September 19, 2018 at 1:34 pm

      Can we have that again, but in English please?

      • Dr. E.W. Coochie-Blister
        September 19, 2018 at 2:35 pm

        As you can see, untreated syphilis causes brain damage.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 19, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    My offer still stands to the fag flag pisser.
    BTW… Any man who drinks from an open cup/glass utilizing a straw is, himself, a homo. WTF are they putting in the water up there? Well wattah fo da win! Its wikkid pissah! lol It makes good booze, too…back to my QC’ing of some bootleg vodka fresh off the ‘evaporator’.

  • Mother Green
    September 19, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Bravo Zero. Having the courage to publicly announce a mistake and going back to fix it is noble. That type of integrity should always be emulated. If only politicians held themselves to the same standard.

  • Ace
    September 19, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Manchester turtlette, meet the bus you just got thrown under.

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