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Wilmington Sea Skag Shannon Brennan Pretends To Work For NESN, Offers Family Of Drowning Victim/Veteran Aaron Dibella Box Suite Tickets To Red Sox Game, Moment Of Silence, Check And Meeting With Players In Attempt To Be Self-Important

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This is 21 year old year old Aaron Dibella of Peabody:

Aaron was an army veteran who died in September on a Boston Harbor booze cruise outside of Hull when he fell overboard after doing vertical pushups near the edge of the boat.

Friends on board the booze cruise have alleged that the crew did very little to try to save him, were too slow in responding, and prevented people from jumping in after him. A Navy veteran on a nearby island saw it all go down, and believes the company was responsible

It’s actually pretty messed up. Aaron was seen outside of the boat for 10 minutes and could swim, but since the water is colder at this time of year he could only be in there for so long. Witnesses say that the crew was slow to respond but did throw over life preservers that did not get to Aaron. Either way, commercial vessels should have to follow the same policy that Navy boats do when it comes to man overboard. There were tons of boats in the Boston Harbor nearby, all of which could’ve gotten to him in time to save Aaron had they known. I’m not a lawyer, and it’s clearly Aaron’s fault for acting dangerously on the boat, but it would seem there’s some level of negligence here. You’re feeding people unlimited booze in the water. You should have a policy in place where if someone goes overboard the ship immediately blares the horn multiple times to alert people nearby to help. They didn’t do that.

But that’s not what we’re here to discuss in this blog.

This is Shannon Brennan of Hudson, NH, and/or Wilmington, MA:

She’s an attention seeking sea skag who was on the boat that night and witnessed Aaron in the water. Her ratchet status has been confirmed via excessive use of the dog filter.

Shortly after the event she posted about it a lot on social media, pretending to care about Aaron.

She shared a link to candlelight vigil for Aaron as well…..

She also began sharing videos from the night on her social media accounts that one of Aaron’s good friends commented on. She then reached out to him on Facebook, claiming that she was in the coast guard, tried to help Aaron, was turned away, and had it all on tape:

She said she was doing this to help his family and friends get “justice”:

She sent him the videos

Here’s the alleged video of no one on the crew helping Aaron…

As you can see, it’s just a five second video of Aaron bobbing in the water. It doesn’t show any of the things she alleged.

She also sent him a bunch of other videos from the cruise, which prove nothing at all except that there was loud music and partying:

She claimed there were more videos, and insisted that she was trying to help them:

She told Aaron’s friend that the bartenders over-served him:

And then claimed she had a friend who worked for QNC Entertainment and did the promotion for the event, who would reach out to them and donate all the money they made to Aaron’s family:

She then sent a written account to them of what she says took place, which she said she would testify to in court:

I don’t doubt that his death was avoidable, but clearly this woman was trying to insert herself into this story, and acting like she was tried to save his life but was rebuked by the crew. If she was really with military friends who wanted to swim out and save him, they could’ve easily done so. Being told “you can’t do that” by the crew isn’t going to stop someone who is hell bent on saving someone else’s life.

She then suggested they hold the candlelight vigil closer to where he died, once again inserting herself into the tragedy.

Then she all of a sudden claimed to be a production manager for NESN, and offered Aaron’s friends and family free tickets to a game in which an announcement would be made honoring Aaron, along with a moment of silence. She claimed her boss gave it his approval as well:

He said that they could do September 25 vs. the Orioles, or September 28 vs. the Yankees. She told him that the Yankees game was the day they could do:

She offered them 20 box suite tickets:

Because her boss was such a “caring man”:

She also kept insisting that she had friends who wanted to give statements about the crew’s alleged negligence that night:

She said she would be at the candlelight vigil:

But never showed up. However, this isn’t really suspicious, because she lived far away and had never met Aaron. Plus, her IG has pics like this, which seemed to validate that she worked for NESN:


As game day on the 28th approached she kept telling them that they were all set, and although she would be working that night she would still try to stop by and see them:

She told him to have everyone there between 5-5:30, told them they would get to meet players before the game, and said they would on the field for the moment of silence, at which point they would be given a check:

She arranged to get Aaron’s friends the tickets and badges:

Then, in an attempt to show him that she was some sort of big shot, claimed that she had two horses in North Carolina that she had gotten out of there before the recent hurricane hit:

Around September 19 the excuses started to pour in whenever Aaron’s friend tried to meet:

Aaron’s friend offered to drive to meet her in Wilmington, but she said she was in Foxboro (because obviously she’s a NESN bigshot and was doing something with the Patriots):

The last time they ever heard from Shannon Brennan was on September 24, when she said she hadn’t returned their messages because of a pinched nerve:

Obviously this sea skag does not work for NESN. She just likes to make herself feel important by inserting herself into things that have nothing to do with her, and probably got off on all the praise Aaron’s friend was giving her for trying to help. In reality she was bartending at Buffalo Wild Wings in Virginia last year:

More recently she was working as what appears to be some sort of customer service rep in Woburn:

She does take pictures with horses:

But who knows if she actually owns any horses. My money’s on not, since this woman is a professional liar.

She’s a real baller too…..

#DJing #BartenderLife

Yea, that’s not bartender money. Looks a lot more like drug money. Just another example of her building herself up to be something she’s not on social media, because she’s obsessed with other people thinking she’s important. Plus, she saved Puerto Rico with her thoughts and prayers last year.

Her Facebook and Instagram pages are filled with pictures of her doing stuff like this.

The family is obviously crushed by this. It was hard enough for them to lose a son, but for this soulless clam to then get their hopes up like this, knowing full well she would not deliver, is heartless. Aaron’s uncle was one of the people on the guest list, and flew out from Utah for the event. They had t-shirts made and everything.

Shannon also has a whole bunch of Google trophies, including violation of a protective order:


Criminal mischief and more assault

Bench warrants

In other words, she’s a career criminal con-artist, who is obviously nutso, gets restraining orders put on her, and then violates them.

We reached out to Shannon for comment but have not heard back from her. She does seem to have a boyfriend:

Maybe he could give us some insight. Or any of her friends.

As far as Aaron’s family, we’d like to help them in any way possible. Not sure what we could do, but seeing as Aaron was a military veteran who served his country and died a terrible death, we would like to at least offer.

28 Comment(s)
  • Due Justice
    January 15, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Does anyone have any follow up information about this story? Was there ever any charges filed? Was she ever held accountable for the crime of Stolen Valor? Did the poor Uncle get reimbursted for his airfare? How’s the man’s family doing today?

    • Toby
      October 23, 2020 at 11:45 am

      She is still up to no good. She is currently working at Mercedes Benz of Burlington.

  • Phil
    January 10, 2019 at 10:48 am

    This hoe just showed up on my people you may know.. lmao. Whatever happened with this/her did she try to sue you?

  • Sammy Adams
    October 8, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    Whack job.
    && The Boyfriends in the military ???
    Yet on top of all that SHE pretends to be military/coast guard…. ? classy!!
    All around disrespect.
    Poor guy should run while he still can.
    Hope she takes this to court. Wonder how that’ll work out for her.

  • 2 Tall Deval
    October 6, 2018 at 9:39 am

    The Mom Looks Like A Fun Time

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      October 7, 2018 at 12:12 pm

      Purdiest set of teeth I’ve ever cum across…..

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 5, 2018 at 11:34 am

    She’s more dangerous than the new guttermuppet. What a cunt.

  • CE
    October 4, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    Would. However she’s definitely fucked in the head, in a bad dangerous way. Might think about using a rubber with this one. Eh, fuck it, raw dog all the way

  • ed wallace
    October 4, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    peddocks island and hull gut are nowhere near the boat route from providencetown and boston I am pretty sure booze cruises do not travel from Ptown to Boston

  • warpedhead
    October 4, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    What a disgusting Kunt !!! I’d kick her right in her camel toe but i’d probably lose my shoe….

  • JoeMomma
    October 4, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    NESN is for New England Slut Network….nothing to do with sports, well most sports.

  • Crispy C
    October 4, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    There is a reason she is using those filters on all her selfies. My God she is ugly.

  • Realcoastguard
    October 4, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    Maritime. Simple

    October 4, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    O yeah you know how I know shes not in the coast guard? The tittoo and the fact she refers to the vessel as a boat says it all! She should be arrested for claiming such bullshit. If impersonating a police officer in any form can get you arrested. Than claiming you are in the armed forces when you’re not should be an equal offence. As such, so shouldn’t stolen valor!

    October 4, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    What a fucked up weird looking cunt she is! I hope someone beats her ass badly. Coast guard my ass. If she was in the coast guard I highly doubt she would have listened to a bunch of moron deck hands tell her not too help.

    Basically to sum up Maratime law.
    the master in charge must provide rescue. If no such action is taken then they are responsible for the person. They did not provide adequate rescue attempts. The deck hands probably had no such training and should have man overboard drills at least once a month.
    It is the duty of the master to radio in a man overboard call to the USCG and provide last known area of where the the person was that way other boaters on the water can provide search and rescue attempts!

    This is bullshit, as someone who has an extensive maratime background it does not matter if your vessel is involved or not! Someone gos in the drink and you’re around to help then you fucking help. This is on the master and I hope the uscg strips him of his license, I also hope he gos to jail! The funny part is I pprobablyknow who the captain is and I frankly dont care if I do know him. He should be stripped of his license and put in jail. Anyone in that area weekend warrior or avid boater would have helped aid in the search and rescue of this young man. The first thing that Capitan should have done is had the first mate radio it in and while the mate was doing that the captain should have been doing something to help him. I bet the master was plastered him self!

    Was it the kids fault this happened too him yes it was. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. That being said even though he put him self in this situation it’s on the capitan to respond accordingly!

    I’ll tell you the ocean is no joke does not matter in shore, near coastal, off shore, harbors inlets etc.. the ocean is no joke and does not discriminate or have mercy. To be honest if I ever went for a swim I definitely would not want to do it at night especially in a harbor weather its inner or outer. Worst place to go for a swim. Most boaters commercial or weekend warrior are responsible but alot of them are not!

    For reasons as such there should be no alchohol on any vessel commercial or not. Bad things always happen when alchohol is involved!

  • Chad Hollingsworth III
    October 4, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    Not related to this article just a shout out to Turtleboy.

    Everything in the news is about Kavanaugh partying and drinking in college.

    Why isn’t anyone asking Christine Ford why she was getting shit faced at an underage drinking party to begin with?

    If she was going to these keggers and getting blackout drunk as she describes shouldn’t that be an issue that’s brought up?

  • randiguy2006
    October 4, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Some one was “over-served” on a “booze” cruise?
    You dont say?

  • Ebenezer Screw
    October 4, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    Hm, she does look like a cunt. With her cunt eyes, nose resembles a hooded cunt, and her cunt mouth. Yes, she’s a cunt.

  • Judge dread
    October 4, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    In addition to all the shit she did, the final straw for me was she couldn’t even write the statement letter in cursive! She was probably high on coke or meth during this whole exchange.

  • Ted Baxter
    October 4, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    For just having been through a tragedy, they really want these tickets. Sad the kid died but doing push ups on the side of the boat, I would not jump in to help. This girl is evil. At some point she drifts off and the texts get more urgent. Why did they not call Nesn ask ask for her? Ding ding ding….we have nobody here by that name. Game over.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    October 4, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    If ever there was a person who deserved to be visited by karma, it’s this bitch.

  • Diane FeinStein
    October 4, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    Remember the 5 guys you blew in the bathroom on the booze cruise.? Well send me a letter saying one was. Named Brett and I will charge them with rsping a virgin.

  • Dr. Ford
    October 4, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    You tell your story anyway you can baby and dont let minor things like details stop you.
    Re.ember they are laughing at you and you only had 1 beer on the booze cruie. Start a go fund me you go girl.

  • WeAreFucked
    October 4, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    How many guys have decorated her cleavage with their special sauce? She’s ugly. My opinion. Bag over her face… I’m doing her.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 4, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    This is the Michelle Carter phenomena.

  • Skankhunt42
    October 4, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    Troll this bitch until she jumps off the Tobin bridge.

  • joseph henderson
    October 4, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    She’s got a snout like fucking anteater….

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      October 7, 2018 at 12:17 pm

      She could whittle yer pecker into a toothpick wid those beaver teeth……

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