Winchester Attorney Disappointed No Republican Lawmakers Were Killed In Train Derailment Or Shooting At Baseball Practice, Wants To Know “Hard Is It To Kill One Of These Fuckers?”

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Someone sent us this lovely Facebook post the other day from a Framingham man named Marques Lipton:

Im all for edgy humor, but this is just trashy man. I don’t care what your political affiliation is, who wishes death on someone just because they disagree?

It’s OK though, because he stand with refugees:

So he’s a good guy who respects human life……as long as e agrees with you.

Who cares though right? Just some asshole on Facebook saying stupid shit. Except he’s a bankruptcy lawyer out of the Winchester based Parker and Associates:

I’m not usually the type to go on witch hunts for people’s jobs unless you’re fucking with kids like the Andover superintendent. But let’s be consistent here. A Springfield cop got fired for posting this on Facebook after a protester was murdered in Charlottesville:

One guy celebrates the death of democrats on Facebook. He gets fired.

The other guy celebrates and laments the fact that no republicans died on his Facebook page. Does he get fired? Or is celebrating death on Facebook a one way street?

31 Comment(s)
  • Attorney Turtle
    February 3, 2018 at 11:06 am

    He should get fired because he is a terrible laywer. Seriously one of the worst that I’ve ever encountered

    • valereck
      February 4, 2018 at 1:36 pm

      I took a look at the content at this site, as well as the content of some of people who commented here.
      Ask yourself this question, if Trump tweeted something like this, would you laugh it off as “just a joke”?
      My standard of conduct is “If the person would defend Trump if he did it, it’s probably fine to say the same to them”.
      Otherwise you can dish it out, but not take it.

      • Der Kommissar
        February 27, 2018 at 11:08 pm

        So…for or against this sort of crap? After all, if Obama posted something like this…

  • LocalYokel
    February 2, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Man, can we find someone who went to HS with his dude when he undoubtedly spelled his name ‘Marcus’. Marques….I thought that was the islands Steven Still was heading for in Southern Cross.

  • Jerry casale
    February 1, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    OK well I wrote to the law firm and I’m sure they have this poor woman who’s working there late hours having to write  people back which she did and she was very apologetic and I get it    but she is having to spend time out of her day to have to try to save the law firm from this idiots crap  I kind of feel bad for her and she’s not making any excuses whatsoever for this guy being a fucking moron.      I told her  people just can’t sit by and let the stuff be said and action was needed to at least tell them how I felt in apparently everybody else is too     Turtleboy Sports sports support you a hundred percent 

  • Bill
    February 1, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    This guy us a real piece of garbage no matter what side has on! It’s pretty sad how demented the mind of a left wing but is! Is he upset that maybe people in this country will have to get jobs now instead of leaving off of the taxes we pay?

    • Bill
      February 1, 2018 at 7:52 pm

      Stupid auto correct. You’ll figure it out.

  • Boxer
    February 1, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    Ah, the tolerant Left.

  • February 1, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    I was going to use this firm for my bankruptcy…now I guess I’ll just pay my bills instead

  • Night of the Living Turtles
    February 1, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    It would be a shame if his work voicemail got continuously filled beyond capacity so his clients couldn’t reach his work number.

  • Steven Stover
    February 1, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    This clown is a embarrassment to the legal profession. He needs to be disbarred.

  • Chuck Schummer
    February 1, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    Shit bag lawyer, getting rich of others misfortune while pointing the finger at conservatives, he is everything the left pretends to stand against. He’s clearly of sound mind, able bodied and capable, security services for congressional members should interview this fat cunt.

  • AngryTurtle
    February 1, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    Ok, so here’s my take on this whole thing after reading it and some of the comments …

    1) If you are anything but a Democrat/Progressive you are wrong, a liar, a thug and a racist. I agree with what has been said. Of course there were incidents during the mighty O’s reign where people held protests, burned effigies, and so on… but NOTHING like what we are seeing this last year. The left tried to manipulate, and lost. Now, they drive fear. Look at how a REAL dictator takes over… FEAR. Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini. They all used fear to get folks in line with their views and then to hold control. The democrats have done this for years (and so have the republicans…)

    2) I don’t care what your personal beliefs, if you put it on the internet its public (private profile or not.) This guy posting this is BS. What if I was a Repub? How can I expect he would follow the canons and do his best when he holds me in such low esteem?

    Well, I hope the Turtles come out of the shadows and lambaste this guy. I dont hold his boss accountable, but I expect her to re-act.

  • George Wilson
    February 1, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    He lives at 81 Apple Drive in Framingham. Just so u all know.

    • Mike
      February 1, 2018 at 6:23 pm

      Come on now! You don’t need to put his address out there like that. He made a bad joke, he didn’t rape a baby. What do you expect to happen when you put his home address on-line? You want people to frighten him and his family? You want them to leave their home? You hope they get death threats? Dude! Dial it back! Not everything is all that serious.

      • True Reality Speaks
        February 2, 2018 at 1:29 pm

        If the slur was reversed and he was talking about Democrats – do you think for one second that he wouldn’t be doxxed and have death threats from every corner of the internet?

        Gotta fight fire with fire, now. The Left has been exposed and thinks anyone that disagrees is sub-human and should be silenced “by any means necessary”. The only thing that is going to stop the active sedition of liberals is force. I say bring it – we can’t wait for Darwin’s Law to rid us of these scum.

  • Heat Miser
    February 1, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    I could tell just by his picture that this cocksucker is up to no fucking good! Probably because his back name is Tea Bag. His edgy Sublime T-shirt from Target is useless in covering the gynecomastia, and I’m not sure if the swaddling is suckling his right breastus because of the turtlehead. I wish I knew him so I could say “Soup’s Up” and “Tea Time” every time I ran into him. He’d love it!

  • #disbarthisasshat
    February 1, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    The difference in what the trooper said and what this douche bag said is apples and oranges. In one instance a train derailed, it was a freak accident, and this dick said he wanted people dead. The car plowing into those dumb ass protesters was their own fault, roads are for cars, not racist SJW cucks, their stupidity was their own demise. As the saying goes “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”. What’s funny is only republican congressman on that train, I wouldn’t put it past a democrat that caused the accident. 

  • Lawyers Suck
    February 1, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    I am definitely reporting him to the bar and any agency that will listen. These dickbags wouldn’t hesitate to ruin our lives if the role was reversed. They’ve done it time and time again.

  • Marques Lipton’s Tortured Sphincter
    February 1, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    I’m sorry that my body forced that filth to flow out of me. It often gets confused between what should come out of its mouth, and what should come out of me. Clearly, it decided to send that message through me, and I deeply regret the error. 

    Even an asshole knows that wishing death on someone for having a different point of view is fucking stupid. 

  • Independent Thinker
    February 1, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    The hatred I see coming from the far left is sickening. We, the deplorables , voted. We didn’t riot. We didn’t block traffic, and we didn’t burn buildings. The look of disgust and contempt on the faces of the democrats was unbelievable. The funny thing is that Trump has an awful lot in common with the democrats, such as rebuilding the infrastructure, but they will never, ever cooperate with him. Letting the daca people and others who are here illegally stay in exchange for a change in the immigration laws and a wall (to keep out drugs, among other things), seems more than a fair compromise on both sides.

  • Alex Reamer
    February 1, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    Wonder if Marques is heir to the Lipton Soup fortunes? If so, he’s an untouchable. Otherwise, if he’s like ALL the other “Marques'” that I’ve known, send him to Provincetown.

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 1, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    Dear Mr. Lipton: As the old saying goes, “Do Unto Others as You Would Have Them Do Unto You”. And then there’s the old “Be Careful What You Wish for…You Just Might Get It”.

  • Scott
    February 1, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    I used Parker and Associates for my bankruptcy and they were fantastic.
    I just sent them a message stating I will no longer be referring clients to their firm.
    How can he be impartial when he hates Republicans and wants them to die.

    Thank you Turtleboy for opening our eyes to so many idiots out there.

    • Mike
      February 1, 2018 at 6:13 pm

      Hey Scott, I hope you’re serious about using them and not referring future clients.

      Many business owners are registered Republicans! How can a client of this firm expect to receive competent legal counsel when the person they hire to represent their interests thinks they are a cockroach?

  • Death monger
    February 1, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Not surprising to read his vile comments. Will report him to the BAR and the state too for starters.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 1, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    This is Mass. There are no real Rethuglicans here… only poseurs like Brown and TBS and Baker…

  • Lisa
    February 1, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Democrats couldn’t even stand to honor the family of the two people killed by illegal MS-13 thugs. It was disgraceful.

    Keep it up, Dems! I can guarantee the 2018 midterm elections will not go the way you want it to.

    • JoeMomma
      February 1, 2018 at 7:06 pm

      We have to wait and see which way the cemeteries vote….

  • Hillary Rodham Clinton
    February 1, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Hey! Not ALL of my plans have failed, Lipton!

  • A Dumbfuck Liberal
    February 1, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Durr love and tolerance! Love Trumps hate! Resist! So divisive!

    Impeach now!

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