Turtleboy Investigates

Wine Cooler Wendy Voter Fraud Expert Witness For Trump Campaign Just Got Off Probation For Sending Homemade Porn To Husband’s Baby Momma Who He Abandoned And Then Violated A No-Contact Order By Having Friends Harass The Victim

 

Earlier today I published a blog about Melissa Carone, the star witness for Rudy Guiliani alleging voter fraud in Michigan who lit the world on fire with this amazing back and forth while being questioned by the Michigan House of Representatives.

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We revealed that she lied on her resume about having an Associates Degree from Michigan, which doesn’t offer those.

More importantly she was just your run of the mill ratchet who tried and failed to become a model and excelled at duck face, dog filters, and other ratchet things.

You know it’s bad when even Rudy was telling her to chill the fuck out.

“What did you guys do? Take it and do something crazy to it?”

Anyway, some of the MAGA people are with me on this one and agree that it’s just utterly embarrassing at this point to be wheeling out ho’s like this. But others are calling me an election truther

A lot of these idiots feel the need to defend ANYONE screaming voting fraud, because they don’t care about credibility. I do because I’m not a sheep. A ratchet is a ratchet, even if we like the same candidate. And considering that Mellissa Carone recently got off probation, it would appear she’s a ratchet extraordinaire. Her charge? Using computers to commit a crime.

That’s right. The expert witness on computer technology alleging the democrats committed crimes via voting fraud is a convicted criminal who uses computers to break the law. At least she got the first degree obscenity charge dropped though!

So what was her charge for? Well, it starts with her creepy husband Matt Stackpoole.

Matt apparently has a child with a woman named Jessica and completely abandoned the poor crotch fruit. Keep in mind, his new boo claims to have “strong religious views.”

Raising your kids isn’t amongst them though.

Jessica was the victim in this case and was granted a restraining order against Wine Cooler Wendy (AKA Mellissa Wright) last June.

But since Mellissa is a crazy psycho skank, she has her friends continue to harass Jessica online. I know this because Jessica posted about it on January 1, and showed the message she received.

Just to review, Rudy’s star witness alleging voting fraud plead guilty to a crime because she sent sex videos of her and her creepy hubby to his ex, who had a child with that woman who he has since abandoned. It wasn’t bad enough that the child is growing up without a Dad, his new love felt the need to harass the child’s mother with homemade pornography. He chose her over his own child, and is now raising her child from another father. She then made up a lie about the victim hacking into her account to steal the videos, much like she lied about voter fraud in Michigan. She got caught after they tracked where she sent the videos from, plead guilty, and recently got off probation. Not content, she then avoided violating the no-contacted order when she pulled a Lorrayna Calle by having a third party send her Christmas card to her husband’s baby momma, taunting her by letting her know that she was pregnant.

This is the big surprise the Trump team had in mind when they solicited money from followers to “expose corruption.” If you’re not big enough to just man up and admit that you got conned then you are a useless partisan hack, and there is no hope for you.

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • Caravaggio's Used Condom
    December 6, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Every straight guy on this site with an atom of honesty and self-awareness would. This chick is hawt and I guarantee is wild on the springs.

    It’s science.

  • Crazy cockeye Carmone
    December 5, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Eww, those pictures are supposed to be sexy? It’s all in the eyes ! Not only does she have the crazy eyes she’s cock eyes too. Just looking for attention.

  • Leaky Lemon Ford Edge
    December 5, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    I’ve never dealt with anyone at The Ford Motor Company that wasn’t incompetent, a liar, and aggressive, or all three. Fuck them.

  • Corn pop
    December 5, 2020 at 11:14 am

    So does what she as done in her past make her testimony invalid ??? It’s ok if you wanna fold like a cheap lawn chair and bow to the mob but the rest of us loyal trump supporters will not you can all go sit on a shotgun you fucking bozos. Maybe you should think about getting a real job you know other than sitting in your mommy‘s basement eating hot pockets while blogging about fucking nonsense cuz like Fox News turtle boy can get go sit on a cactus you beta soy boy cuck

    • Genduso's 293rd laid
      December 5, 2020 at 10:44 pm

      I am glad you are using your breaks from working at the glory hole at the local shelter to give us your useless opinion.
      I can tell you are not local, you must be from the same town as this nutjob skank.

  • Jerry
    December 5, 2020 at 8:29 am

    Would

  • Fred Knessl
    December 4, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    Unkle Turtleboy – I’m not real happy about this chick, but one look says that she’s Maude Gorman material. Cute face, Impressive tits, then she opens her mouth. Yeek.
    Sometimes the truth hurts

  • WeRFucked
    December 4, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    That anyone voted for a snake oil salesman con-artist in the first place is amazing. I understand the want for change. But from all the political cesspool choices my party picks this failure as our star?

    D Trump has failed miserably at everything he’s ever done. Prove me wrong. You can’t. This blubber spends his adult life bragging how rich and successful he is, yet when it comes time to prove it, he won’t. (Tax returns anyone?)

    • God Bless America
      December 4, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      I have neither the time nor crayons to explain to you what an unbelievably moronic statement that is. Please consider suicide as a public service to your country.

    • Captain Trips
      December 4, 2020 at 8:20 pm

      I am a die hard Republican, but as a small business owner, this administratipn is doing me raw.

      • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 4, 2020 at 8:36 pm

        ^^^ troll. We all know Captain Trips does not even work troll! But thanks you for the clicks.

    • Cute Chick
      December 4, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      Let’s see – all your news comes from CNN? MSNBC???
      And do you know ANYONE (besides yourself) who goes into tax season Demanding to pay the Maximum amount of Taxes? I wanna pay less, and if the tax regs go my way I’m gonna use them.
      To re-iterate, Get Fucked.

  • Ruby Freeman
    December 4, 2020 at 10:44 am

    TB is on our side now biatch

  • SHIVA
    December 4, 2020 at 10:39 am

    Tb you are and will always be a FILTHY COCKSUCKER

  • This is crazy!
    December 4, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Gee I’m so shocked Rudy put this woman on the stand.

    He’s been doin so well up to now. Racking up win after win.

    Who saw this coming?

  • Vellayappa Ayyadurai Shiva, MIT, PhD
    December 4, 2020 at 10:14 am

    This just doesn’t add up!

  • Dianna Ploss
    December 4, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Yikes.

    It take s alot for me to look somewhat normal.

    • Fat Trump Limo Man
      December 4, 2020 at 10:41 am

      Get in the back of my limo on wollaston beach and start suckin

  • Rayla Campbell
    December 4, 2020 at 10:12 am

    I give up. Im retiring my MAGAphone as of today

    I tried to be the craziest bat shit MAGA slut out there.

    This girl puts me to shame.

  • MAGA!
    December 4, 2020 at 10:07 am

    So Rudy seems to be doing a bang-up job.

  • Don't believe it
    December 4, 2020 at 10:06 am

    I refuse to believe this so called “Evidence” exists. I’d have to review the evidence myself to make sure it’s legitimate.

    • Hilldebeast
      December 4, 2020 at 10:50 am

      The evidence has been long destroyed my pretties! *cackles*

  • I'm setting a GFM
    December 4, 2020 at 9:30 am

    For Andre K. Sterling, he was shot, this would be for any hospital bills he may incur.

    By way of likes, let me know if you want in, and then I will update with the URL later this morning, thank you.

  • Kenya West
    December 4, 2020 at 9:12 am

    I do bot knew why no one is giving me credit from taking votes from my buddy Tryump in the states I ran! Don would be so proud of my efforts!
    I got.enough votes, I may run for the PTO counsel next.
    YE 2021 2022 2023 2024 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • Did you lose your balls?
    December 4, 2020 at 8:57 am

    Unc writes this giant ass diatribe going after low hanging blonde fruit, yet completely ignores tableclothed tables with boxes of ballots hidden underneath- on camera. We knew he lost his mojo after fucking up the Jalajhiahjia story and looking like an asshole, but this is worse. Two stories on an easy topic.

  • Chinese Communist Party Aparatchik
    December 4, 2020 at 8:18 am

    We all knew that Trump was going to win the election…so we have made sure that he won’t.

    We used the virus to lock you into your homes, and to destroy many of your businesses.

    We cancelled school for your children, and it’s still cancelled for all intents and purposes. And, you are now overwhelmed with daily tasks.

    We waited for a spark to then allow people to people to gather en masse to scream, destroy city centers, and tear down your statues with no consequences. We knew that this blatant contradiction would create widespread cognitive dissonance.

    We sent out tens of millions of mail-in ballots because we knew you wouldn’t think we were so bold as to nakedly steal an American election.

    We then stole the election right in front of your faces, and our allies and our media networks are working diligently to ensure that it remains so. Even those that you believe to be advocating for election fact finding are actually our operatives. Most specifically Mr. Guiliani…he is being well compensated for his actions, as well as all of his new commercial spots on the radio and tv.

    We’ve grabbed every holiday that you celebrate by the hair and cut it out by the roots…with the biggest one yet to come. Well, we’re going to cut that one out too.

    Still, you will not do anything to stop us. How do we know this? Because we have been testing potential outcomes for years…bit by bit, but you were too self-absorbed to notice or do anything about it.

    The worst is yet to come, dear American bourgeoisie…and you will take it because you are soft, weak, and have a naive faith in the future. We know this because you have shown throughout 2020 that you care more about your material possessions than you do about your Bill of Rights.

    During the past 10 months you could have organized networks of resistance and stockpiled food and other necessities…but you didn’t. You just wanted the NFL to play. And, you will get your Super Bowl.

    You are soft and weak materialists…but more than anything you are stupid. And, you know it.

    Not one of you will do anything to stop this freight train…because we have made it look like the light at the end of the tunnel.

    • General Tso
      December 4, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      And it’s not a chicken for every pot!
      It’s not even chicken!

  • Rudy toothy fresh and fruity
    December 4, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Borat’s daughter was out drinking with this woman. And saw voter ballots falling out of her VAGEENA.

  • Joesy walls
    December 4, 2020 at 7:37 am

    Cops get payback on state trooper shooting on the cape,they filled the shithead with lead,don’t stop boys get em all

    • Whitey
      December 4, 2020 at 10:53 am

      Forget the FBI. It’s the marshals that will get ya.

    • Casual caucasian
      December 4, 2020 at 12:36 pm

      As the crowd gathers ‘round an angry young man face down in the street with a gun in his hand in the ghetto in the ghetto

      • SIVLE YELSERP
        December 4, 2020 at 8:31 pm

        And his Mama cried…

  • Errant Seeker
    December 4, 2020 at 4:08 am

    I need brain bleach after finding this article as the answer to my questions.

  • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
    December 4, 2020 at 1:25 am

    Blah, blah, blah, gun stats. Blah, blah, blah chimp, primate. Blah, blah, blah kill rate.

    [email protected]@K AT ME, I am obsessed with black guys, just like my mom!

    • Dey know dey no goot
      December 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm

      Black lives matter dats why dey be shootin each other and dey be abortin each otber

  • Jehahlia wat eva
    December 4, 2020 at 12:48 am

    Is still dead

  • WOULD!
    December 4, 2020 at 12:11 am

    I would absolute unload buckets of cum on this girl’s face. Cock slap, cock slap, then another nut explosion. I’m literally sitting in a pool of my own spizz that’s about a foot deep right now.

  • Herman999Cain
    December 3, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    Diehard Trump supporter here and agree with you 100%, especially with what you said about mail-in voting and Republican incompetence with stemming that dark tide

  • North of the Border
    December 3, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    Hate to admit it, but James Carville was right when he said, “If you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you’ll find.”

    Look, I voted for Trump, I think there was shady shit going on all along, but what you KNOW and what you can PROVE are very different things. I’m going to give Biden the same respect liberals gave Trump the last four years.

    No more, no less.

    • Bill Clinton’s El Camino
      December 5, 2020 at 6:26 pm

      I thought it was a $1 bill?

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 3, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    So um… link to the video?

    • you are a pedo
      December 3, 2020 at 11:29 pm

      shes too old for you

  • Frederick Marks
    Les Grossman
    December 3, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    I am a Trump supporter. I would be overjoyed if evidence was uncovered that demonstrated election fraud but I don’t have any hope that will happen. Or that massive election fraud occurred.

    Using this train wreck to demonstrate their case was beyond desperate. Embarrassing.

    • Disco Inferno
      December 4, 2020 at 7:31 am

      Breaking News: Georgia hearing reveals video of suitcases full of ballots being pulled out from under tables at State Farm Arena and counted — AFTER officials have evacuated for a phony water main break. More than enough ballots for a margin of victory.

      You want proof? There it is. Now wait for the Officer Barbrady routine from the media lap dogs.

      • It’s over.
        December 4, 2020 at 5:59 pm

        From Fox News

        “I just got off the phone with a senior source in the Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger’s office, a Republican, who tells me that they had a designated observer at that spot all night, the entire time, and they’ve seen this video, they’re familiar with the claims, and they said that they’re simply not true,” Jenkins said in a report on Friday morning. “The suggestion that Georgia vote counters were sent home and ballots were brought in in suitcases, also not true.”

        But never let facts get in the way of your argument!

    • Fuck you losers
      December 4, 2020 at 7:32 am

      So the video of the silverback pulling suitcases of ballots out from under a table, after all observers were sent home due to a phantom “pipe burst”. Or how about the chimps putting cardboard up over the windows in Detroit to block anyone from watching the vote counting.

      Isn’t it a little odd that on election night President Trump was winning, then the cities of Milwaukee, Detroit, Philadelphia, and Atlanta “stop” voting, then miraculously overnight Biden gets millions of votes and supposedly “wins”.

      The Georgia video is as concrete as you are going to get.

      • Simple
        December 4, 2020 at 6:02 pm

        No it’s not odd that when the mail in ballots got counted after the in-person voting was counted Biden won considering trump told his people not to vote using that method. It’s really not that tough to understand.

  • Highrise hater
    December 3, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Jesus! Anything to get back on Facebook and Twitter! Maybe you are a pedo? Very sad, call up Matt Drudge and see if he’ll invite you over to watch some “ special movies “ .

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 3, 2020 at 11:49 pm

      ^^^ troll. You sound like a little bitch troll, you are boring. But thank you for you clicks.

  • RobertI
    December 3, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    Wow turtle boy great exposure.
    I hope some media outlets pick it up and it gets the proper coverage, keep up the great work

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