Woburn Antifa Manatee Celebrates Death Of Beloved Salem Police Officer On Facebook


Salem Police Officer Dana Mazola was killed while off duty in a car accident last week.

By all accounts he was extremely well loved by his family, the community, and the Salem Police Department. In comes this COVID manatee.

Caitlin Wilson is a Woburn resident who lives with her father and is a complete and utter waste space, oxygen, and gravity, all of which she consumes more than her fair share of.

She proudly presents herself as a member of Antifa, plus sized chapter.

And as you can imagine, she’s a virtue signaling cunt who hates the cops and pretends to care about black and brown people, even though she seems to not have any friends of that persuasion.

For a chick who looks like she could feed a family of cannibals for a month I guess it’s not surprising that she’d be so obsessed with animals that provide us with bacon and ham steaks.

She knows how to regurgitate the right buzzwords, of which she clearly does not know the meaning.


Woke scrabble jackpot.

Someone on her Facebook roster shared the picture of Officer Mazola in his memory and she decided to chime in with this.

And then this.

And then this.

“The only good cop is a dead cop.”

Imagine what a worthless pile of shit you must feel like every day if you wake up and decided to say something like that about a well liked man who was killed tragically in an incident that had nothing to do with policing. You have to truly hate yourself to be that empty, which I guess would be understandable if you saw this every time you looked in the mirror.

Anyway, this tub of goo wants to be a vet, graduated from Essex Tech in Danvers, and currently attends UMass Amherst .

Feel free to let UMass know you feel. After all, people like this are really into cancel culture, so I’m sure they’d appreciate if they were held to the same standard.


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83 Comment(s)
  • Gkgkigj
    July 2, 2020 at 1:46 am

    Maybe she should try putting down the Snickers bar, getting off her fat ass and actually working a day in her life. Then maybe somebody would actually bang her so she would stop being such a miserable cunt and stop humiliating herself on social media

    • life coach
      July 3, 2020 at 8:12 pm

      May I recommend more “push-aways” for this gunt
      Push away from the dinner table & high calorie foods

  • theonetheonly
    July 1, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    Seriously glad I have never seen this chick in Woburn in my 30 years of living there. Kind of resembles the retarded lookin Caitlin from that 16 and pregnant show.

  • She's What's Eating Gilbert Grape
    July 1, 2020 at 1:54 am

    The left’s answer to incels. Normally I’d add “…in a nice, neat, little package”, but there’s nothing nice, neat, or little about her. Also, probably the last person to be calling anybody a pig. I bet if she stood on a weighing scale, it would start displaying strange hieroglyphics before shutting down and displaying boot like an xfinity cable box.

  • Skeletor
    June 30, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Sad to admit I let her slob my knob a few years back at a truck stop. Wasn’t bad wit the eyes closed. Hi cait!

  • Skeletor
    June 30, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    WTF is that first picture? Seriously what is happening there???

  • The rules apply to you, but not them
    June 30, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    The tech companies are becoming out of control with the one-sided information they allow, while flagging anything they disagree with as the catch all “hate speech.”

    Ironically, they allow the most hateful and threatening promotion of liberal causes to go uncensored.

    This cow obviously can’t sate her appetite with food, so she ate up all the bullshit too.

    Perfect example, Jaden McNeil makes a George Floyd joke on Twitter, and gets sent to Twitter jail. Mobs go crazy threatening his life for criticizing Saint George the Untouchable, and no accountability or flags on their hate speech. Since the offensive, “racist” tweet was taken down, it was a congratulatory message to George for being one month drug free, which while recycled, I thought was still pretty funny.

  • don
    June 30, 2020 at 11:19 am

    fat heffalumps with dyed hair. not even the filters help her. she is a stain on society and her father that she lives with is allowing this. the father should be shamed for allowing this chunk to live and sleep in his house while on his computer spewing hatred for the police. he must be just as bad as her. im guessing there has never been a guy that ever looked at her the way she dreams of. its always the obese fat with colored hair that scream for attention. thats all they have in life, no one else would talk to her.

  • New boot goofin'
    June 30, 2020 at 9:35 am

    Legit the only way someone would pay any mind to that hog is if she is super edgy and out there.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    June 30, 2020 at 9:27 am

    Beauty is only skin deep- but UGLY is to the bone.

    The good thing to remember: When the aliens come, they’ll eat the fat ones first.

  • .
    June 30, 2020 at 7:24 am

    He died off duty? Who cares? Wish he caught a bullet on-duty. Sloppy fat fuck pig.

    • Snarky Pete
      June 30, 2020 at 10:55 am

      Trump will win re-election in a landslide. Practice your primal scream.

    • Manatee
      June 30, 2020 at 1:48 pm

      Okay, Caitlin.

  • God bless America
    June 30, 2020 at 6:48 am

    A google search by a prospective employer will. Pull this up . Let’s be clear on the fact that Antifa is a terrorist organization . They wore masks long before the covid to hide their identities. Anarchists , communists , fascists , socialists and the left are seeking to destroy the fabric of America . Can you imagine our society with no police .? . This young women and all her social media contacts all need a thorough back ground check ,and tax audit .

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      July 2, 2020 at 8:18 pm

      Except the tax audit would suggest she might pay taxes, which would in turn imply she has worked to earn an income, and everyone here knows THAT is not the case.

  • Flush it
    June 30, 2020 at 12:22 am

    Of all people, why does this woman take a picture of herself in front of a public bathroom stall? Does she want people to think of public bathrooms when they think of her? Does she live in a public bathroom? Does she earn money in public bathrooms? Anyone who takes selfie photos in public bathrooms is so dumb they don’t know they’re alive.

  • Nurse Bed Pan
    June 29, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    “She proudly presents herself as a member of Antifa, plus sized chapter.”

    Must be their tank division!

  • Judge dread
    June 29, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    What a disgusting human being errr land monster. She truly is a miserable person as are most radical leftists and feminists.

    The only time desecrating the dead should be allowed is what Russia does with muzzie radical terrorists, throw them in a pit, lye them up, and then throw pig entrails and guts on top of the body and bury it. That should be SOP for all western states burying muzzie terrorist scum.

  • Hugh Mungous
    June 29, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    Salad is her Kryptonite

    • North of the Border
      June 29, 2020 at 11:07 pm

      Not when she drowns it in her normal 4 bottles of ranch dressing.

  • Orion
    June 29, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    What is it with morbidly obese, supremely unattractive white women who’ve lived in luxury and the BLM/Anti-cop movement?

  • Alana Pressley’s Barber
    June 29, 2020 at 8:40 pm


  • Gluttony
    June 29, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    The first picture reminded me of the movie Se7en. You know which scene.

  • Sum Yung Ho
    June 29, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Feminists are very few in Japan. We still hunt whales over here.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    June 29, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Notice the commonality?
    Fat woke white women.
    No self-respecting male would get within 20 yards of their smelly, gaping crotches.
    This is all they have. Nothing else.
    They hop on the nearest “cause”, because NOBODY would EVER hop on them.
    Laugh at these people!
    Liberalism is a mental disorder for which there is no cure.

  • Phil McCracken
    June 29, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Thats a LOT of meat and no potatoes!! Yeesh!!!

    Listen, lard arse… there’s only ONE reason you and your kind (ya know…fat, ugly blowsers) show up at these “protests”.
    Its cuz no decent, self-respecting American male would go anywhere near that thing….cuz….ew.
    But ya know who would? And then try to frame it as “Yeeeeaaa, dat’s right, dat’s right, I gots one o’ y’alls womens, yo…hehehe”…
    Ya, keep telling yourself that, son.
    Has NOTHING to do with the fact that this sea-pigs’ self-esteem is non-existent.
    You two kids keep bullshitting each other, you’ll be ai-ight.

    Get yaself a fucking dildo, ya fat, four-eyed bastard.

    • Needledickbugfuker
      June 29, 2020 at 11:36 pm

      Think how much shade she could provide on a hot day at the beach.

  • Big D
    June 29, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    The last button on that green shirt is going to pop in 3,2,1. Time for the moo moo

  • Easily Confused
    June 29, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Just sit back and watch these far left cop hating BLM Antifa rioting sickos and the extremists in the media do their thing because eventually the pendulum always swings back the other the way and when it does it will be SEVERE.

  • randiguy2006
    June 29, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Well she’s entitled to her opinion though isn’t a she.

    Free speech is tricky.

    • Anonymous
      June 29, 2020 at 8:24 pm

      Is it tricky though? Apparently free speech is only for the Democrats and the radical left because anytime anyone speaks up using “free speech” meaning you don’t agree with the National terrorists and their Marxist/Communist agenda you lose your job and they slander your character. Maybe she should lose her right to attend a state funded university? Just sayin’.

  • Needledickbugfuker
    June 29, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    A lot of nerve calling anyone a pig. Obviously not a single mirroer in that fkg house thats for sure.

    • McElroy
      June 29, 2020 at 6:47 pm

      She must have fun house mirrors in her house because she looks like porky pig’s mother. What a fucking waste of oxygen!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    June 29, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    What a fat, disgusting cunt!
    I can literally smell her foul gagoosh thru the screen.

  • Carlin’s father
    June 29, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Carlin those bottomless bags of Doritos and Chips A Hoy cookies won’t bring you happiness but you keep trying with it as we can see ..

    Your uglier in your inside more than your are on the outside ..which Is very hard to believe ..because your chubby face only a drunk man could like

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 29, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      Sorry, but I’d die from alcohol poisoning LONG before finding this heifer attractive.

  • greg skinner-goldblatt
    June 29, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Caitlin Rose Wilson is a morbidly obese warpig. No worth as a descent human being only a counter culture asshole. Forward this shit to every Veterinarian who might hire the fat greasy cunt

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    June 29, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    If the Russians would just develop a cellulite seeking missile.

  • Zionist
    June 29, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    WeRFucked sounds like a whiny ass kike, they’re playing the Jew eternal victim card unfortunately it works.

    • WeRFucked
      July 1, 2020 at 8:35 am

      Huh? Speak English please.

  • Wilson Phillips
    June 29, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    I went to school with her, she would eat our assholes after the annual Franks and Beans dinner at the Tech.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 29, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    These pink haired beef logs are all the perfect poster children for why supporting antifa/BLM is an absolute joke.

    This painted cow has no moral authority over anyone and is a strain on society. They are the enemy

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 29, 2020 at 5:28 pm

      VERY VERY lucky (for them, not us) that these ‘useful idiots’ live in the USA.

      In China, these fucking weirdo anarchists would join the others from the Tiananmen Square massacre. Funny, but not funny, that they tear down the US flag. They would be in for a big surprise if they acted this way in China or North Korea. They would all simply ‘disappear’.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        June 29, 2020 at 10:54 pm

        Hopefully they do defund the police and the judicial system then these people will start to disappear. Being morbidly obese and having blue hair makes you an easy target

  • Gangster Talk
    June 29, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    I can see the Umass release going out now
    “A member of our community made a mistake….”

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 29, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      I can see the Umass release going out now
      “Turtleboy, and a member of our community was roasted because they didn’t see eye to eye….”

  • WeRFucked
    June 29, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    Why does this cunt, and Emma Pryor-West, her friend who makes up stories about white KKK NRA guys following her, and has a friend who just happens to find racists notes on the ground while walking in Methuen, (neither of those things happened, btw.) live in this shitty, pig filled, racist country?

    Move the fuck out. We hate your race-bating games. It’s just going to make white people care less about lying black assholes. Emma Pryor-West is why white people hate black people.

    • SRR
      June 30, 2020 at 7:17 am

      Sadly You are so accurate. The riots, looting, lying about fake hate crimes, attacking Innocent people, Defunding our Leo’s and all of the other Violent and uncivilized attacks have Created More Racial division and racial tension in the past few months than we have had in decades.
      No one says it out loud in public but in private I have heard it from So many people that Never said a racially based word before. Not just Caucasians but Asians, Latinos and others are saying Derogatory comments about Blacks.
      Less than 20% of the population supports radical groups like antifa and blm and the majority of those that do have criminal backgrounds.
      Law abiding people that have an IQ above that of a house plant are fed up.

  • hartf811
    Filthy Animals
    June 29, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Pathetic misfit with fat rolls and bad skin finally thinks she has found a club where she fits in.
    But once again she is fooling herself. Like the band, the drams club and the Feed Darfur group she started with other children from the island of broken toys, Antifa will knock her around, knock her up and then eat her when times get lean and the monied Hungarian HornedFrog kicks his amphibian toes out for the last time.
    She will be Piggy in “Lord of the Flies”.
    Shit on a dead cop you feral hog.
    Hopefully that queer mayor will defund them in time to NOT save you from being eaten.

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    June 29, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    A Woburn Wilson! Right down at the south end of Woburn. It’s basically the asshole of Woburn. The Wilson’s are trash through and through. Don’t know the dad, but the moms a piece of shit too. They make the Boyles look like Nuns…..

  • Captain Trips
    Cannibal Caitlin
    June 29, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    A census taker once tried to tell me I counted as four people. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a fine chianti!

  • Kah ate will’s son
    June 29, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Gross! She feels nothing because of all the antidepressants she takes.

    • Truth
      June 29, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      You can’t move her physically or emotionally

  • Furio
    June 29, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Silvio Dante : She’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

    Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri : She’s so fat, she goes campin’, the bears have to hide their food.

    Tony’ Soprano Sr. : When she hauls ass, she’s gotta make two trips.

    Gigi Cestone : Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and still never meet!

  • CONN
    June 29, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    A buddy of mine dated her in high school. Prom night he woke up and found her gnawing on his leg after covering him in barbecue sauce. He didn’t think anything of it at the time because his leg healed, but after reading this he’s lucky to be alive.

    • Captain Trips
      Curly Howard
      June 29, 2020 at 4:45 pm

      Lucky it wasn’t his third leg! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

  • Chip Striker
    June 29, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    This is the only way she can get attention from white men who don’t work the counter at a fast food joint.

  • Caitlin Wilson
    June 29, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    I hope you read this. You look like a fat miserable cunt. I hate you and hope your fat disgusting smelly rotten ass continues to suffer from mental illness and that you will realize that medication cannot cure what you have, only starvation will, you fucking fat cow! Eat a salad you fucking pig.

  • Captain Trips
    Hannibal Lector
    June 29, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    I’m contacting Buffalo Bill, Agent Starling. With this chick’s skin acreage he could make a king sized comforter out of her alone!

  • Norm
    June 29, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Can we get a reader warning next time? After seeing the photos I’ve lost the will to eat and the ability to get an erection. I may never eat again, and I won’t be able to get it up without the help of NASA.

    Every dog and cat in my neighborhood heard she was a vet tech. They’ve been leaping in front of moving cars killing themselves so they won’t run the risk of ever crossing paths with this disgusting repulsive fat cunt.

    Boycott any vet that hires fat fuck Caitlin Wilson of Woburn.

  • Texas Pete
    June 29, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    The irony of this overfed sow calling anyone a “pig” is too much

    • Captain Trips
      Porky Pig
      June 29, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      Now whay whay whay a minute! That’s an insult to us pa pa pa pa pigs!

  • Hungry, hungry hippo
    June 29, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Liberals always claim statistics that don’t fit their narrative are made up, but think adding literally or a big buzzword validates their made up crisis.

    The amount of excess food that you shovel into your fat face could probably keep a family of five off of food stamps.

    As someone who likes to refer to others as pigs, you should take a look in a mirror lardass.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 29, 2020 at 4:43 pm

      Remember that game?! I need to get a pic of the game so I can paste her picture over their faces. Make a great meme

  • Angry Fatty
    June 29, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    “Fake statistics”…WTF!

    Let’s get rid of the 19th Amendment, these people are too dumb to even debate.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    June 29, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    I would love for this used tampon to go to Roxbury, Mattapan, Brockton, Springfield, or Lynn and see how long it takes for her to call the cops. Lol. Complete fucking moron. I pray she feels the pain of losing someone and another person uses her loss as a way to act like a woke cunt SJW. I hate everything this douche bag stands for and want nothing but pain for her.

  • Snarky Pete
    June 29, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    I called Amnesty International and reported her. She’s torturing her shoes.

  • Done with this shit
    June 29, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Have a little compassion people- look at what she has to work with. Being grossly unattractive, and disgustingly obese screws with peoples heads. I mean, I think it does. I can’t imagine ever getting to that point myself, cause uck! Plus, she’s in college, surrounded by attractive girls, so only attention she can get is from male farm animals. The officer may be gone, but that tub of extra ugly is still here to remind us why abortions are a viable option. Bet her parents regret their life choices

  • Bill's Cigar
    June 29, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Have a feeling that pig will be “paying the toll” shortly.

  • Mayor McCheese
    June 29, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Pink, soft, and obese. There’s only one thing that keeps her from being Grimace – color.

  • Buffalo Bill
    June 29, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    It puts the lotion on the skin

    • Captain Trips
      Agent Starling
      June 29, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      In her case you’ll need a 5 gallon bucket of lotion Bill

    • Actually...
      June 30, 2020 at 9:20 pm

      It puts the lotion in the basket, Bill.

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    June 29, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    This fat fucking slob is just what the brothas like. What a fucking oxygen thief she is. Vet tech means that she cleans up the shit from the kennels at the vet’s office. How the fuck is she going to Zoo Mass after graduating from Essex Aggie? Typical Antifa whore.

  • She’s Not A Nice Person
    June 29, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Perhaps instead of spending all her time on the internet she can get if her fat ass and exercise. She’s probably angry because nobody wants to fuck her and she doesn’t fit in with anybody. That’s how antifa and blm get people to join. They are full of the people that the rest of society wants nothing to do with. Good thing about the internet is that’s it’s forever

    That means when she applies for a job and they search this name all her hate will come up. I bet even the animals don’t want to be around her

  • Fitness instructor
    June 29, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    I know some people who would make her so fearful that she’d call the cops. Just sayin.

  • WeRFucked
    June 29, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Please you Fat Fucking Shitbag… show the statistics of black people dying at the hands of white police officers.
    Then… show me the rate of black crimes committed per capita vs. white people.
    Then show me what you, the shitty cause of BLM, and AntiFuckingfara have done for the 1000’s of black-on-black crimes and hundreds of deaths committed this year in Chicago alone.

    I’ll wait. Forever. Because you can’t produce any of that. The number of unarmed black people killed by rogue white cops can be counted on your hands.

    Fuck you. You are an obese piece of shit. I hope a black man kills someone you love and the cops buy the man lunch.

  • Lance
    June 29, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    This fat bitch tried out for my softball team. She is so fat that she couldnt even bend down to scoop up a basic grounder.
    Her attitude sucks too. Absolutely pathetic

  • Fat and Ugly Inside and Outside
    June 29, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Do you know how fat you have to be to still look fat even with the skinny face app?
    This pavlovian pig only thinks about her next meal as if she is starving which she apparently isnt.

  • WeRFucked
    June 29, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Oh don’t worry, the fat bitch won’t live to the age of that fine policeman. She’s already probably a diabetic. She won’t live past 50.

    Have as much fun with your black boyfriends now Caity as you can. Heart disease has a way of creeping up on you.

    You know why white dudes aren’t hitting that, right?

  • JoeMomma
    June 29, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    I wouldn’t let her anywhere near my dog, she may eat him.

  • North of the Border
    June 29, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Dear Caitlin,

    Go play in traffic hon. I guarantee two things: 1–you won’t be missed, 2–no skid marks in front of where you got nailed.

    • Snarky Pete
      June 29, 2020 at 5:24 pm

      I-93 protesters chain 50 gallon drums to her.

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