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Woke Outrage Mob Destroys Life Of Liberal White Woman For Calling The Cops On Douchebag Who Harassed Her For Not Having Dog On Leash In Central Park And Needs To Learn How To Mind His Own Business

 

Everyone on social media is buzzing about “Central Park Karen,” the lady who freaked out on a guy, started choking her dog, and called the cops claiming that he was threatening her.

Obviously she looks AWFUL in that video, seems like a horrible human being, and is the new poster child for Karens everywhere. These lines didn’t help.

“I’m gonna tell them there’s an African-American man threatening my life.”

“He’s recording me and threatening me and my dog.”

“Please send the cops immediately.”

Nowhere in that video do you hear him threatening her, and the fact that she felt the need to say, “I’m gonna tell them there’s an African-American man threatening me,” makes it sound like she’s saying, “I’m gonna make up a lie based on racial stereotypes as revenge for fucking with me, and then you can deal with them.”

However, the first thing I thought of after watching this video was this asshole and this completely innocent woman:

Look familiar? A white woman with her dog off the least calls the cops on a black guy over some bullshit. Video went viral, she looked ridiculous, and quickly was doxxed and given the name Dog Park Diane.

But as it turned out Franklin Baxley instigated the entire thing, tormented her after she asked him to put his humpy dogs on a leash, followed her around the park after she repeatedly asked him to stop, and then he began filming and pretending to be innocent. We found out that Franklin was a drug dealing felon, he threatened to kill me because we exposed him, and we found out that he once had a drug addicted stripper he pimped out beaten by a woman as he filmed it after he found out that she had stolen heroin from him. Just days later he was arrested for selling heroin, spent most of the next year in jail, and made it to the Finals of Turtleboy Rachet Madness 2019.

Because of Franklin I will forever be skeptical when I see stories like this. Plus, the mere fact that this guy was harassing her because she didn’t have her dog on a leash while she was by herself and no other dogs were around makes him a male Karen. Mind your own fucking business.

We have no idea what the cameraman Christian Cooper was acting like before he started filming, but we do know that he posted on Facebook that she was acting insane and seems to believe that she was threatened. What happened before he began filming matters. And he admits on his Facebook page that he confronted her, she tried to explain herself, he continued to pester her about the rules, and when she didn’t do what he wanted her to do he told her he was gonna do whatever he wanted to do and began calling the dog over and offering it food.

“If you’re going to what you want, I’m going to do what I want, but you’re not going to like it”

I’m sorry, but fuck this asshole. She’s not gonna like it? What the hell does that mean? If he did this to me I’d take that as a potential threat to the dog. I wouldn’t handle it the way she did, but I’d give him a piece of my mind. These are just two horrible people who seem to have found each other. She seems like an upper west side elitist white liberal who pretends to care about black people but then calls the cops on the first black guy who harasses her, and he seems like a narc who knows how to manipulate social media and doesn’t know how to mind his own business.

I’m not saying Christian Cooper is Franklin Baxley, because he doesn’t appear to be a heroin dealing pimp who constantly plays the race card. But he is clearly a left wing activist who fell for the Michael Brown “hands up don’t shoot” lie, boycotted SNL because they had Trump on, and things climate change is gonna kill us.

Sorry, I don’t trust his motives.

He got exactly what you knew he would get though when this went viral – an outrage mob looking to name and shame the woman, and then proceed to ruin her life over a short video with little context.

Amy Cooper is the head of insurance investment solutions at Franklin Templeton, and lives in the ritzy upper West Side.

She’s a crazy dog lady who speaks in the third person for the pooch that she rescued on social media.

The blue checkmark mob immediately began to share her employer’s contact information, and #FireAmyCooper and #ArrestAmyCooper trended on Twitter.

Franklin Templeton’s website crashed and they issued a statement saying she was placed on leave.

But what if this woman was a good earner for the company? What if she’s extremely valuable to the company? Are they supposed to get rid of her because an online outrage mob led by Patricia Arquette demanded they do so?

And of course Franklin Templeton learned the hard way that their response wasn’t good enough for the outrage mob, because you will never, ever please an outrage mob. They don’t believe in due process or worker’s rights, they want you to fire who they tell you to fire because they think they get to run your business.

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1265113582435434496

Oh, and the animal rescue took back the dog.

I’m torn on the dog part of it. It wasn’t a good look for sure.

But she was clearly in the moment, freaking out, and wasn’t even paying attention to the dog. And at no point did the dog show any signs of distress.

Oh, and in case you were wondering what her politics were, she gave $1,250 to Barack Obama.

So she’s exactly what I predicted she would be. A wealthy Manhattan white liberal who ended up getting bitten by the woke mob she was likely once a part of. Ya hate to see it.

The bottom line is we don’t know how he was acting prior to the video, and that matters. A lot. By his own admission he harassed her about something stupid, acted like a male Karen, instigated it more when she didn’t do what he demanded she do, passive-aggressively threatened the dog, and then tried to get the dog to leave her so he could give it food. Fuck him, LOL at her, and fuck the outrage mob. That’s my take.

 

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97 Comment(s)
  • Fuk yaself
    June 2, 2020 at 11:15 am

    Lol concerned about destroying the life of this bitch but you have no problem throwing other people under the bus?? What’s the difference?

  • Turd furgeson.
    May 28, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Wow. Must really hurt to suddenly realize that straight white dudes aren’t the hero of every story anymore.

  • Turd furgeson.
    May 28, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Wow. Must really hurt to suddenly realize that straight white dudes aren’t the hero of every story anymore.

  • Erica
    May 27, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    Uh, scrolling through these comments, these are your supporters?

  • Why do the poor americans get raped so dip shit turtle can teach history to a bunch of afroapooks.
    May 27, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    I can only wonder wonder what a 57 year old jiggaboos qualifications were for Harvad back an the day considering how many higher scores from comie and former enemy countries score higher than nig nogs. I thought the ones from Africa might work harder but the nig nog DNA drags them back down to dependency.

  • Basic Tyrone Starting Shit As Usual
    May 27, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Fired from her jon for giving a description of yhe harasser. He was a black male and he was harassing her.you are not going to like what I do next is a threat.
    This animal was out looking to harass whites and she loses her job because of a racist black harasser who used a racist term to describe a white women.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    May 27, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    I think it’s weird that all parties involved share the surname Cooper.

    • Haile Selassie's comet
      May 30, 2020 at 9:09 pm

      I would title the book: “Of Coopers and coppers”.

  • Only Whites Can Be Harassed
    May 27, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    This fikth6 nagget used a racist term towards whites by calping miss cooper a karen bit no big deso. Imagine if miss Cooper called the nagger a basic jerome or a basic shsneekwa. The m9nkey started harassing her first. The m9nkey should be fired from his job too for using a racist term

  • Envy
    May 27, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    ” Christian is a member of the board of directors for the New York City chapter of the Audubon Society and frequently bird watches in Central Park”.
    So suck on that UTB…

    • Luis Maldonado
      May 27, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      What’s wrong with patrolling a hoe.dont you bendehos know how to keep sluts housebroken. This man just regulatin keeping everything in line

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    May 27, 2020 at 4:45 am

    I see peanut butter rehab in that dogs future.

  • TortugaNiño
    May 27, 2020 at 12:46 am

    “And at no point did the dog show any sings of distress.”

    Bruuuh!! I get it you may not be a dog guy, but you dont have to speak for your dog in the first person to see that she is essentially lynching the damn thing the majority of the video and the longer it goes on the more desperately the poor dog tries to fight for its life. Shit, missed oppurtunity for the guy to say he was gonna call and say he felt extra threatened by her public lynching. Shit. I dont wanna give them any ideas.

  • Turtle Rider
    May 27, 2020 at 12:16 am

    The white race is under attack.

  • Boof
    May 26, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    Usually love your blogs but this one is way off base. Her dog was clearly in distress and collapsed to the ground at one point. He’s hung from his neck and dragged around for an extended period of time. She’s a see you next Tuesday that should’ve kept her dog on a leash.

  • G
    May 26, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    There is something funny about Uncle Turtleboy, whose job it is to publicly shame people, publicly shaming people for publicly shaming someone.

    • Althea Harrison
      May 26, 2020 at 11:20 pm

      Usually a big fan of this blog but this woman is a total bitch. No Karen I don’t care if ur fur baby is “friendly” get his fucking slobber off my arm

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 26, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    everything’s already been said, so i’ll just add that Christian’s bean-tooth has got to go.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    May 26, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    “Munchausen syndrome by proxy (MSBP) is a mental health problem in which a caregiver makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a person who has a disability. Because vulnerable people are the victims, MSBP is a form of child abuse or elder abuse.”

    The dog is better off without her. Too many freak accidents.

  • Turdle Boy
    May 26, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    It was his business. He’s an Audabon exec and he helps keep those birds there. Her and her fucking dog don’t get a free pass to fuck with a nature habitat so fuck her and fuck you.

    • fuckface O'reilly
      May 27, 2020 at 6:08 am

      and fuck your mom in the ASS

  • randiguy2006
    Lolz
    May 26, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    AK sees 2 black guys, assumes they must be alike.

  • randiguy2006
    This is just wrong
    May 26, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    They let the darkies in the park now?

    • Barky Bark
      May 27, 2020 at 11:15 am

      Is “Bird Watcher” the new “Jogger”?

  • Wat Thephuq
    May 26, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    He’s doing the “Give your meat a rub” face like Ainsley Harriott.

  • ElJefe72
    May 26, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Unsurprisingly, the New York Times is reporting that she’s been fired and her dog taken away. All of this plus some really bad publicity over the fact that she isn’t willing to keep her dog on a leash.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 26, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Gotta side with the black fella on this one. He walks around CP trolling crazy bitches until they snap.
    2) Like Baldwin said in GG/GR “You think this is abuse you cocksucker? How can you take the abuse you get on a sit?”. Franklin Templeton is better off without her.

  • My burning asshole
    May 26, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    He kind of made a veiled threat. In New York city law abiding citizens cant arm themselves but folks of his complection have no problem violating that law. Maybe next time uncle tom should go tell the police if he is so concerned about his birds.

  • Woodsman
    May 26, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Who’d ah thunk a nig nog would be a stickler for rules. I’m sure he informs all races of their transgressions not just the chalkies.

  • Orion
    May 26, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    That’s the shit-eating grin of a race baiting motherfucker.

  • Anne
    May 26, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    She’s no Grace Sandland. I was behind Grace 1000%, but this lady is despicable. I don’t know why the man began videotaping her, and would be very interested to know what preceded. But she’s obviously a liar and I’m not sure we’ll ever know.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 26, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Dogs are like the mob. They offer fierce loyalty in return for a bite of everything. But any bitch that chokes a dog deserves all the woke fleas in the sandbox. And fuck this ninja too.

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 26, 2020 at 10:06 pm

      the tide has turned, and this is the American future.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 26, 2020 at 10:36 pm

        If there’s no light at the end of the tunnel… we’re all just living in a Covidian Bat Cave.

        • Silencio DoGood
          May 27, 2020 at 3:13 am

          full of Lesbian Vampires…. ah, my sweet Soledad had the look, in every film, driving men mad with desire.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 26, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    Nice tits. I’d hit it.

  • Franklin Templeton
    May 26, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    We find this behavior reprehensible and so have terminated our association with Amy Cooper.
    In recognition to the plight of the plight of the homeless, we have donated her, and her little dog too, to the Reverend Bramble Jim’s Church in the Weeds

    • Massholio
      May 27, 2020 at 9:07 am

      You go FT! I got fired because the new CEO wanted a woman VP to molest. I just wasn’t his type.

  • Joe Biden for Re-Election
    May 26, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    I like this black. He walks around the dog park dogless with dog treats in case he needs them. It’s just like me walking around an elementary school with candy.

    • Ol Yeller
      May 26, 2020 at 8:01 pm

      Fuck u Joe. It’s not a dog park; it is the complete opposite, a bird sanctuary. City Dog people are a menace to society. Dogs were meant for farms and rural areas, not cities. It’s no life being locked in a studio apartment all day waiting for master to come home for a 10 minute defecation break. Absolute abuse!

  • Victory Lane
    Swanky
    May 26, 2020 at 4:46 pm

  • Bramble Jim
    May 26, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    The fucking dog walked into my shanty and peed in my hooch, then the idiots started screaming.
    I’d be pissed off, but it’s like Thanksgiving and Porn-Christmas.
    Marinade and a skewer for muttly, ball gags and zip ties for the rest!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 26, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    The latest is her dog was taken away and her job is a goner.

    I’m sure it won’t affect homeboy’s drug sales though

  • Punch a lib in the throat
    May 26, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    An avid birder my ass. I’ve never seen a black dude watch birds unless they were pregnant at the strip club. All of a sudden hes an avid birder because a bird shit on his tooff that one time.
    Aferican American gentleman please!

    Oo I so do love it when liberals eat their own. It shows the finer points of their hypocrisy. Also Notice how all Democrats push for mental health awareness because they all have mental health problems!

    In other news. a south Philadelphia elections judge pleads guilty of taking bribes to stuff the election box for democratic candidates. And they are the ones who are pushing for mail in voting. I wonder why!

  • Joe from Mass.
    May 26, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    What a bunch of complete fucking assholes.Him, her, and the Twitter mob cunts. Fuck NY and everyone in that shithole city. What would piss me off the most is if the bitch lost her job over this. Thats not right.

    • Another Joe from Mass
      May 26, 2020 at 4:12 pm

      This just in Joe, bitch just got fired!

      • Joe from Mass.
        May 26, 2020 at 5:28 pm

        Oh well, fuck it. Two bagger anyway.

  • Billy Birdwatcher
    May 26, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    They’re both insufferable, fuck em.

  • randiguy2006
    jesus
    May 26, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    HAHAHAHAH How dare they!!!

    Destroying peoples lives from short videos it AKs job. Your stealing his one and only schtick!

    What a fucking hypocrite.

  • randiguy2006
    Umm...
    May 26, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    “Video went viral, she looked ridiculous, and quickly was doxxed and given the name Dog Park Diane.”

    Wasn’t it YOU who did all that? LOLZ

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 26, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Weirdest BLACKED scene ever.

  • randiguy2006
    Wow
    May 26, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Im shocked you picked the white person side.

    JK. Of course you did.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 26, 2020 at 2:42 pm

      Shocked you saw it that way.

      JK lol your a dumb bitch, you always have been.

      • Silencio DoGood
        May 26, 2020 at 10:09 pm

        can’t we just all hate them both?

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          May 27, 2020 at 9:35 am

          Absolutely.

          #freehate

      • TortugaNiño
        May 27, 2020 at 12:53 am

        I feel snarky would be proud of this one!

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          May 27, 2020 at 9:35 am

          Brings a tear to my eye.

  • UT is a pussy
    May 26, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    You’re the worst type of hypocrite. You literally do exactly what you’re accusing this dude of. YOU CONSTANTLY POST PEOPLES WORK AND INSTRUCT YOUR MINDLESS MOB TO CONTACT THEM! You sir, need to die a slow painful death. Hell your whole damn family deserves to.

  • Fake News Favors Violent Boons. Love the Chicago Shooting Numbers
    May 26, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Fake news runs with this fske racism story. No mention of the filthy nagger beating on elderly whites in a nursing home. No mention of the filthy nagger who killed 2 elderly whites at a cemetery. Violent black on white crime is at epidemic proportions and we have to print this fske racism story. The monkey was stslking her and probably had other plans. Look into the monkies background because he is probably no choir boy just like the monkey in GA who was shot while trying to loot. Notive the media neglected to tell you about the nois previous gun snd burglary charges

  • Dale
    May 26, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Is the male Karen.

  • Judge dread
    May 26, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    I support coal fired power plants to infuriate pussies like here two.

  • Tony Soprano
    May 26, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    You said she might be a good earner?

  • D.B. Cooper
    May 26, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Can’t lie. Watching the woke folk cannibalize each other is rather satisfying.

  • McGruff
    May 26, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Bottom line – she was wrong in disobeying the posted rules of the park. Way too many reckless owners like her who think that the laws don’t apply to them. Don’t tell me your dog’s friendly or I have nothing to worry about; you’re not Grizzly Adams, and your animal will bite whoever it wants and whenever it chooses while it’s running thru a playground unleashed.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    May 26, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Poor Amy. What a harrowing experience to be confronted by a Black like that. I could not even imagine a Black confronting me as I walk Bailey. She did the right thing by calling 911. I would do the same. So scary!

  • Hate Libs
    May 26, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    Memo to woke libs: hating black people IS. NOT. A. CRIME.

  • Now YOUR talking
    May 26, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    You are on a roll!! LAST 4 blogs are what TBS does BEST. Follow this line of field and You will SOAR to greater and higher grounds. Bravo! GREAT work. This is your niche.

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 26, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    It’s a draw. She’s a cunt he’s a fucking douche bag.

  • CONN
    May 26, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    Large man without a dog walks around park with dog treats and threatens a woman that ‘he’ll do something she won’t like’ and tried luring the dog away with the treats and then proceeds to video her response.

  • Got My Popcorn
    May 26, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Stand back and let these two leftists tear each other limb from limb.

    She should realize black males are higher on the woke food chain.

    I’m sick of these dog owners who all have the same attitude. MY DOG is special and can be off their leash.

  • Chip Striker
    May 26, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Doesn’t have a dog but carries dog treats around with him.

    That’s normal.

    • Captain Trips
      Milk Bones and a Fine Chianti
      May 26, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      A man’s gotta eat!

  • Put your stupid dog on a leash
    May 26, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    This lady was in the he wrong. People always think their dog is going to obey them off leash and it never happens – they feel like the rules don’t apply to them. This guy was out minding his own business – lots of people are scared of dogs. Just put your stupid dig in a leash or buy a house with a yard if you want to key them run around.

    I had one lady tell me “don’t let my dog” when her stupid off leash dog was running all over my yard. She thought I was going to give her Coronavirus by touching her dog. Grrrrr

  • BucketNutz
    Liberals cannibalizing each other is mint
    May 26, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    More of this Iraq/Iran war stuff just may make the plandemic a bit more tolerable.
    Maybe a nice outbreak at Planned Parenthood and/or a Starbucks for good measure?

  • ElJefe72
    May 26, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    “Ya hate to see it.”
    No, no I do not.

    Also, social media is the devil’s work.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 26, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    Liberalism and mental illness go together. This lady is nuts. Nice job hanging the dog by the neck too.

    Does she still have her black lives matter shirt?

  • mcf1122
    Frances Gumm
    May 26, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    A liberal Agenda 21er vs a liberal drama queen. Hard to pick a winner.

  • really
    May 26, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    Turtlesnuff, are you 2 different people or you just really hate black people. Because this is the first “Karen” you’ve ever stuck up for. Even though she’s a total ass. I guess that’s ok in your weird mind, if it’s a black guy getting “Karened”… jus sayin dude…

    • No no no
      May 26, 2020 at 12:39 pm

      He doesn’t hate black people. He just thinks they should know their place.

    • Henny Huckfed
      May 26, 2020 at 3:35 pm

      Holy shit, read the fucking article before you go posting your race-baiting nonsense.

      I’ll summarize it for yo lazy ass: TB previously gave black man benefit of the doubt based on a video clip. TB was wrong because previous black man was a violent drug dealing asshoe who edited the video to leave out his misgivings. Perhaps, just perhaps, new black man did the same and we should practice a little restraint with a hefty dose of skepticism. FFS!
      TB a hypocrite? Perhaps. Racist? Get the fuck outta here!

      Social media must be destroyed!

  • Rod Ramsey
    May 26, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Holy fucking headlines that’s a lot to digest.

  • Wuhan Wet Market
    May 26, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    $2.75 for the dog.

  • CONN
    May 26, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    By his own admission he says he’s “going to do something that she won’t like” and tries luring her dog away. He threatened her and she called the cops saying an African American man threatened her. So where’s the false report?

  • Welcome to Turtleboy
    May 26, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    We’re for finding context and NOT destroying people’s lives over short videos now*.

    *Videographer/victim MUST be black for offer to apply.

  • Paul Casale
    Bramble
    May 26, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Melody Cooper it’s Ramble not the famous Bramble. But I see you already figured that out!

  • Here's my take
    May 26, 2020 at 11:55 am

    Could be a different Amy Cooper. 10022 isn’t the UWS. Oh and fuck slimy hand rubbing Zionist Kurt Eichenwald.

  • Dog
    May 26, 2020 at 11:52 am

    At no point did the dog show any signs of distress?!

    Except the fair amount of time it’s flailing helplessly by the neck?

    • Linda
      May 26, 2020 at 10:15 pm

      And that was not a squeal of delight from that dog.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 26, 2020 at 11:51 am

    I thought calling the cops on a poc was a Becky and Corona shaming was a Karen? I’m so confused.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 26, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Amy Cooper is dope if you’re into scabby cunts with greasy hair

  • WE DEMAND AN UPDATE ON CAMBRIDGE FUPASLOTH. ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR. GIVE US AN UPDATE.
    May 26, 2020 at 11:47 am

    This is a story that only interests conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones and Neil Degrassi Tyson. Give us real news. We want Cambridge Fupasloth updates.

  • Massholio
    May 26, 2020 at 11:45 am

    These people have no idea what to buy at Trader Joe’s on the UWS because they never cook their own meals.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 26, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Shouldn’t be long before some white-guilt, liberal cunt sets up a gofund me for this nog to get his dead tooth fixed.

    • AgingCynic
      May 27, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      Harvard alumnus. He doesn’t need our money. Prolly needs protection from the other brothers though.

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