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Woman Uses Crotch Fruits As Bait To Raise $30K With GoFundMe For Husband Who Allegedly Committed Suicide Due To Scamming After Moving Entire Family To Florida To Live In Mansions


This is Amber Biddle, AKA Amber McMahon, and her husband Mark McMahon, originally from Latrobe, PA.

They moved to St. Petersburg with their three semen demons and were living the good life until last week. Amber recently came to my attention after a post and GoFundMe for her dead husband went viral. It began with this one on August 27 about her missing husband who left a suicide note and took their boat, which was found by police in the ocean.

Hours later he was dead and she suddenly realized that she was homeless, unemployed, and “walking on wobbly knees and this damn piss and vinegar that’s been my detriment so many times” to raise the crotch fruits solo.

Then a couple hours later came the GoFundMe started by her sister Melanie Dudzenski which has raised over $30K.

I thought this was odd for a number of reasons:

  • There wasn’t a single picture of the him with the kids in the GoFundMe or on her Facebook page
  • She didn’t say what this “scam” was
  • She somehow was unaware that he was a scammer despite admittedly living a “lavish” lifestyle.
  • She can’t even afford boxes?
  • When I saw this Sunday night there was no obituary, and the only ones I could find were from Nigeria
  • I called St. Pete’s police to see if they had found a man who committed suicide or a boat left running in the water, and the Sheriff’s office told me they had not
  • After getting a lot of questions from people an obituary was put up yesterday, but it’s gone now (Editor’s note – it’s been put back up since we published this blog)

On top of that her sister and parents Chris and Danielle all moved to Florida to work on his “business” and live on the water.

This is the $2 million home Amber and Mark were living in.

This is the $7,000 a month house Melanie and her husband Chris were renting after packing up their stuff, leaving Arizona and NOT selling their Arizona home.


Chris is in his 20’s but allegedly has acquired all this wealth as the owner of Dudzenski Health LLC, which appears to be a pyramid scheme weight loss thing.

They constantly post pictures of people who have allegedly loss massive amounts of weight by buying whatever it is they’re selling.


Except on all of their before and after names for clients they never list a last name, many of the posts don’t get a single like, and when they do it’s never the client featured.

The parents allegedly retired and got rid of their home in Pennsylvania before moving to their oceanfront property as well.

But yet we are to believe that they all blindly packed up everything and put their faith in Mark McMahon, who mysteriously killed himself and they suddenly found out that he couldn’t afford to buy them ocean front mansions to live in. And despite being from the same town Amber is unable to get any help from her parents, who seem to be financially sound in their own right if they were able to retire without getting involved in the alleged “scam.” Instead of offering help they’re sharing the GoFundMe.

Two days after he allegedly died Amber was talking about moving back home.

Three days later her photography business page announced that she was moving back home.

She also immediately changed her name back to Amber Biddle and got rid of her business page Amber McMahon photography.

Her Amber Biddle photography page didn’t get much traffic, likes, or comments until she began posting stuff like this since her husband allegedly died.

And when you search for Amber’s name you also find a fake obituary.

Meanwhile her sister Melanie says that she’s withdrawing all the cash from the GoFundMe because Amber can’t due to debts that she just found out about.

Except if Amber owed a shitload of debt and couldn’t get this $30K from GoFundMe, it sounds kind of illegal to admit that you’re withdrawing the money for her and handing it over to her in a “secure account.”

But wait, there’s more.

Mark McMahon was also a pastor, was married with 3 kids from a different woman, and Amber was one of his parishioners who he cheated on his wife with before knocking out three more of his own with her. Here’s a story about them from 2011 when he was still married to his first wife.

People started asking for food not long after Mark McMahon opened the doors to the nondenominational The Way Church in Latrobe back in 2009.

“We are finding out that there are hungry families who are already on government assistance programs and are participating in some kind of food bank, and they are still hungry,” Mr. McMahon said. “So we found out that there is a pressing need for a place where these people can get free meals.”

“We have different jobs for everyone and they rotate throughout the evening so that everyone can get a chance to do things,” said volunteer Amber Biddle, 21, of Latrobe. “We have people at the serving bar, others who waitress and others who welcome people and even sit down with them if they come in alone. There are people behind the scenes doing dishes, and others work upstairs in the clothing closet organizing things and helping people to find what they need.”

Her sister Melanie, 18, is the volunteer coordinator and sister Emily, 15, also helps. Their mother, Danielle, is the church’s business manager. Miss Biddle’s father, Chris, also helps out behind the scenes as does Mr. McMahon’s wife, Jean, and their three children.

Oh, and she is ALSO a pastor!

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he also got called out for pretending to be a black belt.

Ironically Amber posted this the day before she posted that her husband died.

“If you don’t wanna be dirt poor, be rich instead.”

This is basically how they lived their life and we are to believe that a 30 year old woman didn’t think to ask any questions.

I’ve spoken with family members of Mark McMahon who state that he is in fact dead, and that he killed himself because he found out he was about to be indicted for taking money from investors and blowing it on the lifestyle he was living. No one seems to know how he did that or who he stole from, and these are all questions Amber should probably be answering while she collects $30K on a GoFunMe via her sister because she can’t withdraw any money herself.

The bottom line is these people are full of shit that they didn’t know Mark McMahon was a scammer. They were either in on it or went along with it because they like nice things. Entire families do not uproot their lives to move to Florida because the pastor who knocked up their pastor sister said he had a good business idea. They don’t move into ocean front mansions on a whim without asking questions. And when they start raising $30K because they’re all of a sudden homeless you shouldn’t donate a penny to them until they’re completely transparent about what the fuck is going on.



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37 Comment(s)
  • Cheddah
    September 9, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Way too many MMA Hardos out there nowadays to be pulling a fake blackbelt stunt like that. What a fucking dumbass..

  • WeRFucked
    September 9, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    What the actual fuck?

    So the police know nothing about this. Nothing in the news about his death (they say he was found) & being missing in the first place? A beached boat, (still running?) is found abandoned and that’s not news?

    How is the weight-loss guru involved in this? Just a shady brother in-law? This big Instagram loving fantasy of a family has no money among all of them to buy her fucking moving boxes or to help her to cremate the loser?

    Who has to be out of a house in 3-days? This is America. She has more rights to stay in that house than the actual owner probably has.

    I’d love to know more about this mystery

  • Griff
    September 9, 2020 at 10:15 am

    It’s sad the guy took his own life, but they need to knock it off with the “he’s home with Jesus now” mumbo jumbo. Suicide is the ultimate act of selfishness when you leave little kids behind without their father and it’s a coward’s way out, plain and simple.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 9, 2020 at 9:16 am

    Holy Mother of God!!!! If this doesn’t become a Netfix series I’m cancelling my subscription!

  • Defund Go Fund Me - Go Fund Me is a scam
    September 9, 2020 at 6:40 am

    Go Fund Me is a liberal scam. Go fund me allowed people like
    This blond cunt scam artist and Jacob Blake along with George Floyd to post and raise money. Did you know George Floyd’s family raised 14 MILLION DOLLARS on yo fund me? Go Fund Me is basically a scam for losers and criminals to raise money. On the other hand go fund me removed a fund raiser for Kyle Rittenhouse – aka the Kenosha Kid. Kyle defended himself against 3 rabid liberal scum. Go fund me
    Won’t allow Kyle Rittenhouse to raise money for his legal
    Defense. DEFUND GO FUND ME!

  • Pawg Milf
    September 9, 2020 at 6:35 am

    This blonde chick is a pawg Milf. I imagine her blowjobs must be good. She has kids so she obviously knows how to use her pussy to make a cock cum. Maybe she can give some Milf services as a career now instead of begging for money. After all if her husband is really dead then she is single. Shake your money maker!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    September 9, 2020 at 5:21 am

    Nice to read something different for a change. Finally a story that isn’t about BLM or Thin Blue line. I hope these people get exactly what’s coming to them. A life full of living hand to mouth. Fucking crooks, each and every one of them.

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    September 9, 2020 at 2:12 am

    Every good scam ends with busting out the insurance companies..you’re telling me these con artists didn’t have a life insurance policy?

    • WeRFucked
      September 9, 2020 at 2:29 pm

      I’ve never heard of a policy that covers suicide.

  • Tony Montana
    September 9, 2020 at 2:09 am

    Florida: sunny place for shady people

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 8, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    Who falls for this GoFund me shit? I mean really, its 2020. Who are these assholes who actually give money to strangers based upon a Facebook post but won’t donate change off their meal tab to a Veterans charity?

  • randiguy2006
    September 8, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    but what does this have to do with Monica Cannon-Grant?

  • Linda
    September 8, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Is the boat for sale? Asking for a friend.

  • David Stanley
    September 8, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Does a woman with money need a pastor?

  • Beware of scammers everywhere
    September 8, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Sounds like an episode of CNBC’s “American Greed.” Nice research, TB.

  • Norm
    September 8, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    White trash scamming people for donations using the internet. When he reappears from “the dead” they’ll ask for donations to benefit their church or charity or some other bullshit

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 8, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    That read like an episode of Tiger King. I thought Joe Exotic was going to show up somewhere in there.

  • North of the Border
    September 8, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    She needs some money? I’ll help.

    Sockful of quarters to the face a couple hundred times do her good?

    • Perhaps
      September 8, 2020 at 10:08 pm

      But I bet they would prefer Venmo or something similar.

  • dough bro
    September 8, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    I believe we may be seeing this story on Dateline in the near future. It definitely in need of a full investigation. It sounds like these two “people of the cloth” missed the memo quoting,”You can’t serve God and Mammon both”.

    • Orion
      September 9, 2020 at 9:29 am

      Strange how often “piety” and greed overlap. Plus, Florida is like Valhalla for money-whoring con artists – on top of all the other bad things about it.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 8, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    I saw some poor old homeless woman on the street the other day. I asked if I could take her home. She said yes, but seemed surprised when I took her cardboard box.

    Who the fuck buys boxes?

    • Bloop
      September 9, 2020 at 8:41 am

      That made me actually laugh out loud. Well done

  • 5150_Mike
    September 8, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    He’s not dead
    Everything else about them is a lie. Why would this be any different

    • WeRFucked
      September 9, 2020 at 2:40 pm

      What the actual fuck?

      So the police know nothing about this. Nothing in the news about his death (they say he was found) & being missing in the first place? A beached boat, (still running?) is found abandoned and that’s not news?

      How is the weight-loss guru involved in this? Just a shady brother in-law? This big Instagram loving fantasy of a family has no money among all of them to buy her fucking moving boxes or to help her to cremate the loser?

      Who has to be out of a house in 3-days? This is America. She has more rights to stay in that house than the actual owner probably has.

      I’d love to know more about this mystery.

  • Nigerian Prince
    September 8, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    I just really need the money my dad the king is sick.

  • Trump don’t lie
    September 8, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Suicide? Who cares what the losers/suckers do, they get used and realize they’re worthless, God bless trump for being honest.

  • The logical Libertarian
    September 8, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    If there’s no body found then I don’t believe for a second he killed himself.

  • Judge dread
    September 8, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    weak. that is all i can say. its retarded to gofundme a suicide victim first off.

    second off if your paying $7k a month for a sweet house, there is no reason any suv should be in that driveway unless it is a BMW or Mercedes. Jeep is close but no cigar.

  • Bernie sanders
    September 8, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Share share share, what’s yours is mine and what mine is mine

  • hartf811
    Georgy Malenkov
    September 8, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Transparency is the least of the issues to be settled before I donate anything but a shit on her forehead. And people complain about democrats taxation ideas. How fucking stupid are people to fall for this whole rats nest story.

  • TT
    September 8, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    I thought his name was Jay, then Mark?!?! Maybe they had to leave PA to have a new life after they hooked up while he was married!?! What a crazy ride they’re on!!

  • Orion
    September 8, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Fucking gross. He could have been almost twice her age. And OF COURSE she had a photography business, even though she was a wealthy “kept heifer”. Everybody and their kid sister has a goddamn photography business.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      September 9, 2020 at 9:31 am

      She can’t be a heifer, heifers have not been mated with. Just say “cow” or “fat cow” or “ugly cow”.

  • Mastiff squint
    September 8, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    This smells like a Carl Hasien Novel. The only thing missing is a Jamaican voodoo doctor that makes alligator handbags on the side and Skink the former governor of Florida. Skink normally sports a shower cap and a checkered Daytona winner’s flag as a kilt.

    • realestatepup
      September 8, 2020 at 5:11 pm

      Holy crap yes Carl Haaisen all the way! Florida has, and always will be, the ground zero for all this fake crap.
      If there’s no body, and life insurance policy, then I think we can expect some splanin’ to be in order toot sweet.
      Insurance companies do not like to pay out if there’s no body, and if the body’s condition doesn’t add up with the supposed method of suicide, then they will not be cutting a check anytime soon.
      I see a Lifetime movie in Amber’s future very soon, or at least a Forensic Files special.

  • Bernie Madoff
    September 8, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    My legacy lives on well. Proud of you Mark.

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