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Worcester Hipster Buttnugget Dad Publishes Post On Facebook Urging Mob To Punch Turtle Riders For Wearing Shirts, Facebook Allows It To Stay Up

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The butthurts will often whine and say, “Turtleboy, why don’t you reveal the names of your bloggers?” Pretty simple. Because this is the world we’re living in:

“Worcester People. You wanna punch people on sight? Start here.”

A world where Facebook allows users to publish images of turtle riders simply for wearing shirts that support a well known, popular, and award winning blog. This is the Internet tough guy of the day:

Cool capris bro.

Ben Daniel is actually allowed around children too, which is scary. If your stepdad goes around threatening people with violence because he doesn’t like a blog they read, what would he do to kids once they inevitably become turtle riders? Someone call DCF. Obviously this guy is a threat to children and should probably be looked into.

He messaged a turtle rider soon afterwards…

Then he blocked the turtle rider.

Because these people want names and faces of turtle riders so they can use fear and threats to silence them. Unfortunately for Ben Daniel, turtle riders don’t scare easily. We got jobs and kids and shit. That’s much scarier than this:

He evidently spends most of his time sharing his feelings about the police:

And when he’s done with that he gives every place he’s ever been to (and some places he hasn’t) a 1 star review:

Finally when that’s completed he frees Palestine

Let’s do an experiment. Go to his Facebook page and report that post for threatening violence against other users. Let’s see what the human beings who review content at Facebook have to say about this. When you get a response back from them, screenshot it and send it to us.

The ironic part here is that this is the tolerance patrol. These are the people who condemn hate speech and believe that people like Donald Trump are responsible when their supporters get violent. Yet they are EVERYTHING they claim to stand against.

Anyway, we’d say to punch Ben in the face if you see him, but it’s totally not our style. It’s cool if you don’t like our blogs. We get that hot takes aren’t for everyone. If you hate us we totally respect that and don’t think you deserve to be punched for it.

But as you can see, our detractors don’t view the world this way. These are sociopaths who think violence is an acceptable way to curtail speech they don’t like. This is how they have controlled the narrative for so many years – by intimidating their opponents from speaking.

Unfortunately for them we will not be intimidated.

Believe me, I’d love to tell the world my real name. Do you understand how hard it is to see friends on Facebook talking about and sharing my blogs and I can’t say anything? But the fact of the matter is that I am a mother, and although I love blogging for Turtleboy, I will not risk being assaulted and put my children at risk to get credit for the work that I do. We must be anonymous because people like this exist.

We’d love to know where Ben works (although employment seems like a long shot) so we can make his employer aware that this is the kind of violent individual they employ. If you know, please feel free to send an email to [email protected]

Update: He realizes how badly he fucked up and edited his post. Unfortunately for him the Internet is forever. Get us his employer.

78 Comment(s)
  • Too Tall Tim
    May 30, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    Come at me Bro!
    Bring a stepladder if you want to get in my face, and plan on riding in an ambulance afterwards.

  • Randy
    May 29, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    TB whines about a guy saying he wants to punch people in the face.

    TB sycophants chime in wanting to punch said guy in face.

    When are the Pulitzers coming out this year?

  • He's Mine
    May 25, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    I’ll definitely remember this Faggots Face i live close enough to him im going to break his Fucking Jaw on site

  • ChickenArmFagSucks
    May 25, 2018 at 10:31 am

    His man bitch has bigger biceps than he does and probably has a bigger dick too.
    Chicken armed fag should shut his mouth pronto. He couldnt punch his way out of a paper bag

  • Wabbitt
    May 25, 2018 at 10:23 am

    Seems like his account is gone. I doubt it was Facebook though. He probably saw the green wave and went underground.

  • Dotor__
    May 25, 2018 at 7:53 am

    From Psychology Today, a magazine I read monthly as a Doctor of Psychiatry at the Worcester Recovery Center and Hospital (WRCH)
    “Some 4800 participants from the New England were asked about their reasons for having tattoos. The style and location of their tattoos were recorded and they completed questionnaires about self-esteem.
    Findings highlighted the four main motivators for getting a tattoo: rebellion, aesthetic appearance, personal or emotional significance, and group affiliation. Men were more likely to have tattoos related to their group membership (such as football teams or army regiments). However, women tended to have tattoos for rebellious or aesthetic reasons.
    Regardless of the reason for getting tattooed, people with three or more tattoos had significantly lower levels of self-esteem and, for these people, rebellion and group affiliation also tended to predict low self -esteem. For people with fewer tattoos, self-esteem was lowest when they had a tattoo for aesthetic reasons.
    Dr. Marie Randle commented: “Tattooing has become more popular in recent years, especially amongst young women, and there is a growing fascination with the tattoos of celebrities.
    “The findings of this study suggest that tattoos are not just fashion accessories, but driven by a wide range of motivational factors that are significantly associated with self-esteem. This strongly suggests that people considering getting tattooed should be encouraged to question their motivation before deciding to permanently change their appearance”.”

    • iagreedotor
      May 25, 2018 at 8:04 am

      but these people will never admit this doctor. they do not even realize that is the reason or they would get help. they just want to be different. most of it is trying to hide from who they are. look at ben’s girlfriend. if people are looking at her tattoos, they won’t notice her other faults, like being overweight. tats are also signs of a highly addictive personality. especially someone like her who keeps getting them. she doesn’t realize it, but she finds a reason to get a new tattoo often. she’ll tell people “i like getting them. they have meaning.” but in her mind none of this exists. just like any other crazy person who has issues and has no clue.

      • Johnny Rotten
        May 26, 2018 at 2:20 pm

        One more reason I ride theTURTLE, peeps on here are smart enough to defy fads and understand BS. I wish that article had included intelligence test broken down by group.

  • like a 3rd world carnival
    May 24, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    Why not invite him to meet at Whitco to work it out?

  • The “real” Emily Lynch
    May 24, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    Hey Uncle Kevin you will be happy to know I just sucked a turtle dick. The seamen felt so good coating my throat. I saw where you put your name on the dumpster “Kevin was here” I was so honored to suck a dick at the same place you did! I wore the same dress my dad wore when he sang “Santa Baby” right before he got a 18 inch strap on rammed up his bum bum by you Uncle Kev! You and my dad love to peg each other i’m grams basement that’s why it smells like Astro glide and hotdog water! Can’t wait to celebrate Memorial Day where you and Dad compete in the hotdog eating contest where you both eat them the long way with one hand behind your head! It makes me wanna finger my punani!!!

    • Uncle Kevin
      May 24, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      Please tell me it wasn’t Bret’s dick… It was, wasn’t it? I’m super jealous, was it as big as that strap on you got me for my birthday last year??

  • DaTruth
    May 24, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    I know this kid. More than meets the eyes. Has a lot of skeletons to be talking smack.

    • Dr. Drew
      May 24, 2018 at 7:14 pm

      Are you referring to the herpes? They definitely shouldn’t have posted the pic of themselves in sunglasses for at least a few more days.

    • Queen Kush
      May 24, 2018 at 7:49 pm

      This site is the only place i even go to for news. Keep doin what you do . Turtle rider all day !

  • Nice Tits
    May 24, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    I like his wife’s BIG JIGGLY TITS! Her tattoos look like shit and she has a spare tire but her kitties are looking nice. Imagining her on all fours on the coffee table nude. From mouth to pussy to ass and back around while those jiggly fat sacks that are her tits sway and bounce.

    • AssToMouth
      May 25, 2018 at 10:36 am

      Definetely an ATM candidate

  • The Professor
    May 24, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    I can’t get past the Capris.

  • Jeff Spacoli
    May 24, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    That dudes a total faaaag!

  • Matty Mo
    May 24, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    Hey Benny Boy. I’m the guy in the Patriots hat in front! Slide up in my DM’s on Facebook and I’ll give you my address if you wanna discuss. Ooh ya and FUCK YOU Kevin! 

    • Bevin Smynch
      May 24, 2018 at 6:52 pm

      Heyyy you sexi boii.. that’s the invite i’ve been waiting for! I’ll be waiting for you on King St. stud muffin!

  • Jeppson Ave cleaning crew
    May 24, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    He took his post down.

    Not gonna help Ben…people are comin for ya!

  • Meatplow
    May 24, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    “It’s not a productive day unless you piss off some salty turdlebrats” – Ben Daniel on Facebook

    It’s a nice evening for a walk around the neighborhood, Ben. Why not take the girl out for some ice cream.

  • Trash
    May 24, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Turtleboy’s crew looks like they would all have their own blog lol are you kidding me? Every single inbred looking fuck in that pic looks like pure trash. But then again, youre all from worcester so i am not surprised in the least bit. Dude on the left looks like a pedophile. Well, most of them do lol ugliest group picture ever lol fuck turtleboy, now i know why you write about trash all day, you can smell your own lol gross

    • Screw PC
      May 24, 2018 at 4:09 pm

      I’ll say one thing, that kid’s got some serious balls. No fucking brains, and nothing to back it up, just pure balls. He’s gonna end up in the newspaper soon enough once one of the less securely hinged Turtles catches him.

    • Bret
      May 26, 2018 at 8:45 am

      Talk shit without a fake name ya shitdicked scumcunt.
      Ballless pussies like you ain’t shit

  • Ben Daniel's Gut Instinct
    May 24, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    I should get the fuck out of New England and move back to Minnesota, and I’m gonna shut the fuck up from now on.

  • Ben, you stupid lil man
    May 24, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    508-853-6688

    • Palatine
      May 24, 2018 at 3:03 pm

      Google the number. You will see his address.

  • A. Friend
    May 24, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    I hate to stereotype, but… spaghetti arms, keyboard woke SJW, goes to Starbucks, says fuck the cops, hides when confronted, really cool outfits, listed as an artisan / carpenter.
    Translation, progressive, elitist, liberal socialist pussy white boy who was probably beaten up everyday and shoved into a locker at school for being such a flaming attention seeking douche

  • Ben Daniel's Future
    May 24, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    So Ben Daniel’s got a whole legion of invisible people waiting to kick his ass, and he’s shit all over cops continuously.

    Who’s gonna protect him? Black Lives Matter?

  • Barbara Bush
    May 24, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    Ben’s mother is ill and when she passes, I am going to jump in the casket and bang the formaldehyde out of her. I will finish all over her face and let Ben clean it off with his tongue. I also know that Ben has his ugly skank shit on glass coffee tables while he watches from underneath. He’s also into cuckholding and he swaps semen with his crocodile face bitch. His nasty skank bragged to his 2 or so friends that she got her fist up his ass all the way up the her elbows. She said it was loose because he’s been worked over so many times at various 128 rest areas.

  • TurtleNet
    May 24, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    I wonder who lives at 24 Jeppson Ave, Worcester, MA?

    • Bawstin33
      May 24, 2018 at 6:24 pm

      I’m seriously sending him a card! My husband called him a name. He BLOCKED him, then messaged me and said I should talk to my husband before he gets hurt

      • Quality Control
        May 24, 2018 at 8:40 pm

        Perfect. Forward that to the cops and our work is done. The police will have a reason to pay him a visit. That’s all they need. His name is on the threat.

  • Spunky
    May 24, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    You better bring more then those deck shoes and *** as ever 3 dollar bill tube socks. How any female can be with such a wee of a man who’s waist is smaller then hers, is far beyond me. Not this female, “lol” gross. If you can’t hold up a real man’s tool belt (big boy tools inc), sit down & STFU!!

    Always Rocking A Turtleboy Tee Shirt.

    • Spunky
      May 24, 2018 at 1:22 pm

      He’s a Ben Jr.

  • rizzoto
    May 24, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    ha ha ha ha this kid is done way to put a target on your back fool
    canada is nice this time of year asshole lmfao

    • The Vorlon
      May 24, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      Ben, I see a bilateral orchidectomy with a dull spoon in your future.

  • CC
    May 24, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    This guy got into a beef with another turtle famous ratchet. Andrea Gialtouridis. Which is spelled with the Greek letters on FB but he screenshotted it and posted it. I wonder what happened there.

  • Steve
    May 24, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Reverbnation.com/bendaniel

    Be a shame if people started harassing the places hes playing out this month. The facebook link on the reverb page goes right to his.

    • Honkey Tonk
      May 24, 2018 at 1:26 pm

      Check out the “Shows” tab on his Reverb page. He actually plays places in Alabama and Tennessee. I think his opinions of cops should be shared to the Facebook pages of the local police in the fine cities of Florence, Alabama and Clifton, Tennessee etc. They’ll be none too pleased that an Antifa Communist Yankee boy is talking shit about law enforcement and is coming down to their cities to play his anarchist punk euro-faggot music. Where yew goin’ city bwah?? 😀

      • Cheech
        May 24, 2018 at 1:28 pm

        That. Would. Be. Hilarious.

  • Rick Shaw
    May 24, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    This little troll weighs about 6 pounds soaked in his own urine. His girl is so nasty she could derail a train. He should get back to the meth mile, his fellow shitbags miss him.

  • Kenny Powers
    May 24, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    This kid eats corn the long way and enjoys watching his girlfriend go to the bathroom. 

  • YokelLocal
    May 24, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    Ben Daniel looks like he should spend some more time at the AA and working the steps. Maybe start with a shower, shave and tooth-brushing. Then some sun and a soild eight hours each night.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    May 24, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    Do not play the knockout game with people wearing turtleboy shorts.

    Do not go to one hundred eleven mason road in Holden and to anything nasty to turtleboy’s house.

    Do not hang out in front of 250 Commercial Street in Worcester on Tuesday mornings hoping to play the knockout game with turtleboy on his way to spout off on the radio

    • Rachet Merc
      May 24, 2018 at 12:42 pm

      That would be perfect, because whatever happens to the cunt who tries it will be in defense of another person, so anything goes.

      Apparently, some old lady walking her dog might discover something gruesome in the next week.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    May 24, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Poor hipster Ben Daniel. He’s got thousands of people looking to pummel him stupid and he has no idea who they are or what they look like, but they’ve got everything on him.

    Son, the first rule of being a skinny wiseass with a big mouth is to not shoot your mouth off while your picture and location are right next to what you say. The second rule is don’t let your mouth write checks you can’t cash in your home town. You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed, no doubt.

    That boy’s gonna learn to keep his mouth shut the hard way when they catch up to him. He may be a dirtball leftist, but five will get you ten he’s about to find religion pretty fast.

  • Bret
    May 24, 2018 at 11:36 am

    Come do it boy, and I’ll have you bent over a dumpster at Pennywise taking hobocock in ya fartbox for free scumcunt…
    I’m the guy in the back row of that picture.
    Come get fucked pussy

    • Finn
      May 24, 2018 at 10:17 pm

      Bret,

      I want to buy you a drink. 🙂 Keep up the good fight!

      I proudly wear *ALL* my Turtleboy clothing and have never had anything but positive responses (whether it’s just a thumbs up, “i love turtleboy!”, etc.).

      I can guarantee you none of these nudniks are going to punch me in the face for wearing my TBS swag (unless they want to swallow their teeth).

      Fondly,
      Finn

  • XXX
    May 24, 2018 at 11:24 am

    Hey Ben Daniel,

    I’m not like other Turtle Riders. I’m very open to others’ opinions. I’d like the chance to get together and hear you out regarding your feelings. Why don’t you, your girl and I get together for a little discussion? Lunch is on me. I’m heading out to Worcester in the next few days and I’ll be looking for you. I’m looking forward to hearing you air your grievances in person. Take care and have a great holiday weekend, and I’ll see you soon.

    Love, peace and sunshine,

    XXX

    • Kevin lynch
      May 24, 2018 at 11:40 am

      All turtleriders are COWARDS who like to talk about other peoples lives, fuck them. They run their mouth and when they get punched in their cock sucker they run to the police. Some are police. Usually CORRUPT EVIL HUMAN GARBAGE enjoys reading tbs.
      All COWARDS. Many of which talk about others, harrass people they dont know, they attack homeless people, drug addicted people and folks sufferring with a me tal illness. SAME INDIVIDUALS WHO MOCKED DISABLED PEOPLE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
      COWARDS. FOR ANY TURTLE RIDER I WOULD BE WILLING TO MEET WITH YOU TO EXPRESS IN PERSON HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM.

      • XXX
        May 24, 2018 at 11:54 am

        Give me an address, kid. I don’t want to leave you out of the festivities. We’ll have a little talk that will definitely change your opinion.

        • Finn
          May 24, 2018 at 10:56 pm

          XXX,

          Kevin Lynch is no “kid”. lol 🙂

          Kevin Lynch is a bloated, ex-con, murderer, shitbag who will NEVER amount to anything more than a guy who can brag about giving subpar toothy blowjobs in prison.

      • Citypoint
        May 24, 2018 at 11:57 am

        Come on down to L and 5th street,murderer.
        You remember where that is?
        And don’t mention Whitey.
        That was 25 years ago.
        You can stop using that as an excuse for never showing your pole smoking rat face in Southie or Dot.

        • XXX
          May 24, 2018 at 12:04 pm

          Should have kept your mouth shut, Kevin. It’s no secret where you are.

      • XXX
        May 24, 2018 at 11:58 am

        Actually, you talk all tough, but you’re probably a little shy. I’ll make it easy. I’ve got your picture and location too. We can meet and talk right after I deal with Ben Daniel.

      • Lisa Girard, Private Investigator
        May 24, 2018 at 12:18 pm

        Aw, Kevie, we tried that once, remember? You turned down my invitation. Chickenshit.

        • Kevin lynch
          May 24, 2018 at 12:35 pm

          Everyone knows what a fucking pussy I really am. I only talk tough . After my stint in the big house I am the best pole polisher in Worcester county just ask Steven Quist or oldbals

          • According to someone inside
            May 24, 2018 at 1:57 pm

            I heard that you weren’t even gay before you went in. Just kinda went along with it to save face because you had no choice. Is that true?

      • Bret
        May 24, 2018 at 12:47 pm

        This fat chomo cunt Kevin works at 4 King street, in worcester, with other scumcunt losers at EPOCA… he lives at 48Cedar St in futchburg, and has a slampig niece named Emily.. he sucks more cock than lisa Girard….lol
        Fuck you kevin

      • Matty Mo
        May 24, 2018 at 4:50 pm

        Hey how about Fuck you!!!! Love Me

      • Emily (the niece)
        May 24, 2018 at 7:05 pm

        I can vouch for the fact that he used to be straight before he went to jail. Uncle Kevin used to like vagina. He used to touch mine all the time. My dad used to take pictures of my naughty places and send them to Uncle Kevin. And they wonder why I like being pegged by men twice my age?

      • Fuzzy Dunlop
        May 25, 2018 at 11:02 am

        No way this is really Kevin lynch. There’s no misspelled words or incorrect grammar. Plus the real Kevin would run and cry to the police he’s being harassed. 

    • z
      May 24, 2018 at 11:47 am

      ” air your grievances in person”

      You do know the holiday is Memorial Day and not Festivus, correct?

      Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us.

    • May 24, 2018 at 12:42 pm

      Holy shit Ben, first off tuck that fucking belly in! you look like a pregnant 13 year old girl from Gloucester. Also, your wife is 100% emoji one ugly fuck pig! I bet she likes to get punched in the face while she gets pounded in her fat flabby fartbox missionary! She deff looks like she loves to suck the shit dick after. Who else loves chicks with meaningless tattoos in the most random places on their bodies? Me personally. I love the chicks with tittoos they are so fuckin hawttt, my god. Gives me a little thump & tickle. Honestly though, we should start a turtleboy lynch mob. Round all the ratchets up & hang em upside down, by their toes on the light poles in every city/town square. Then beat the ever loving shit out of them, until they submit and act like productive members of society! The rest, well who really cares? pour gas on the fucks & watch em burn. Some people can change. others, well, not so much. At least we can be fair and give em a chance to turn it around. Also Ben, I love the fact that you say fuck the cops. it actually makes me laugh because as soon as someone sees you & punches your face in. You are going to call the people you want to fuck off so badly. Then cry & moan like the little bitch boy you are, scream to them ” how could this happen to me, I demand justice blah blah blah bullshit. Act like you’re the victim when you probably started it in the first place, then want to be best friends with the very people you want to fuck off. I hope that someone smashes your fucking teeth down your throat. I pray that when that does happen to you because I know it will. When you call officer friendly to report that you got your face bashed in after you instigated it, because you look like that special type of weasel. I hope when they ask your name & you tell them. officer friendly turns around & says to you, but Ben, remember that time when you posted to FB and said fuck the police? Welp, fuck you too bennie boi & fuck that shitdick strapon your fuck pig wife stuffed in your ass that you rode in on! When that does happen. who wants to bet that he denies it? screams up and down with all that soy stuck in the back of his throat that it was not him. Blames that post on his “account being hacked” lol I bet he quickly changes his fuck the police tune, back into his normal tune of . Hey babe (his fuck pig wife) I want you to watch me suck all of the soy out of as many cocks as I can tonight at pickle park while you peg me in the but with that 32″ black dildo!

      On a serious note. I fucking hate people who say fuck the police. Especially white people. I dont get why they say fuck the police in the first place? white people are the first ones to call the police for any little thing they dont like. I’m white, I would never say fuck the police. first off because I’m white and not a wigga & second I have family & friends who risk their lives every day for fucking ass clowns like that.

  • What a frail little wimp
    May 24, 2018 at 11:15 am

    Notice how the little pussy is encouraging others to carry out the violence? This is straight out of the Antifa playbook. I’ll bet the antifa types also rely on others to fuck their women too.

  • z
    May 24, 2018 at 11:06 am

    I’m surprised he hasn’t saved France yet.

    “Strong communities make police obsolete. Talk to neighbors not to pigs.”

    Name one.

  • TJB
    May 24, 2018 at 11:00 am

    Regarding FB and the double standard, this mook is supporting violence against women, but is not in violation of the ‘community standards’? But a negative opinion about black Jesus is a 30 day ban? TB is right on by letting fans post anonymous comments, because we can’t have double standard Douchenozzle’s calling our employers and starting Shit.
    This faggots opinions stink more than smellgado’s car seat.

  • I'm Back
    May 24, 2018 at 10:53 am

    linked In shows him as a “Carpenter Artisan” whatever the fudge that is. I’m thinking it’s the new term for Pussy

    • z
      May 24, 2018 at 11:14 am

      Most likely custom cabinetry and custom furniture. Good for him.

      Does he work with any minorities? Not sure I’ve seen very many in that occupation.

      Does he actively promote minorities to get into the game?

      Custom wood work isn’t cheap. Does he pro-Bono his craft for regular folks or does he just caters to the rich (also known as the oppressors)?

  • Barry
    May 24, 2018 at 10:51 am

    That bitch ass chubby chaser Shaggy is such a pussy that he’d be afraid to punch his own monkey. I’m going to get a TB shirt just for the chance of getting served a layup like that little beta.

  • I was better than Andy Brickley in mites, squirts, AND bantams
    May 24, 2018 at 10:46 am

    Ben looks like more of a “sissy slap” than a “punch” type. Take off that proud spoked B shirt, Ben, and try brushing your teeth every now and again. Looks like you’ve got a mouthful of B&M baked beans in there.

  • Steve
    May 24, 2018 at 10:42 am

    Look at the arms on him. My 12 year old has bigger arms. I’m sure the hell the little pansy don’t have the balls to approach another man and do shit. Limp wrist faggot.

    • MePlease
      May 24, 2018 at 10:50 am

      You beat me to it. No wonder he’s recruiting help for punching.

      I would like to buy a TBS shirt, so I can get a gentle face massage from this guy.

  • DrawsFireforFun
    May 24, 2018 at 10:39 am

    You got the shirts in stock?

    • Bret
      May 24, 2018 at 11:28 am

      Yup… hit the “shop” button sir

    • Finn
      May 24, 2018 at 10:22 pm

      I’m partial to their sweatshirts. 🙂 Very comfortable and true to size.

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